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Yearning is stupid. I’d rather stab myself with my claws then deal with this.

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Logan is so angry here I love him

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this song is soooooo fucking exbf!logan and reader

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what was really going on in this scene

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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post

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no thoughts just ryan reynolds as deadpool in xmen origins wolverine <33333

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someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!

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Wade's saucy encounters with different Logan variants:

Then comes Wade's first meeting with his soulmate:

And that's the one Wade fell in love with

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my only wish is that he was comic accurate height the whole movie

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nap after work 😴

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deadpool drabble about him essentially using your body as a stim toy and not realising how worked up it makes you cos i CANNOT get this idea out of my head

like very minor smut but still 18+ mdni - afab!reader x bf!deadpool

so like imagine you've gone over to bf!wade's apartment and you're eating chinese food on the couch together - he's been telling you allll about his super frustrating day trying to get blind al to leave the apartment to let you two have your little date night. but hes being classic merc with the mouth style and essentially dragging the story out for such a long time and getting distracted with other things that pop into his head and you're trying so!! hard!! to listen to his story and add to the conversation... but whilst he's talking, he's absent mindedly stroking your thigh and playing with the hem of your dress and essentially just getting you really worked up :( and he's got no idea and he keeps talking his shit and trying to have this conversation with you whilst you're reaaallly struggling to pay attention because he keeps moving his fingers higher and drawing circles on the sensitive spots on your inner thigh and you're trying to subtly relieve the tension that he's creating by grinding into the couch cushions :( and he keeps moving his hand up and down your thigh and squeezing it and essentially just using your thigh as a stim toy whilst he's telling you this story when all of a sudden he notices your little whines and your hip movements and stops talking immediately

"and yeah, i mean, can you BELIEVE that al said that to me, cupcake? i love her and i cherish her like she was my own daughter sister mother, take your pick cos our dynamic is a bit strange i don't know, but i was just about ready to fuckin stab a- oh!"

it's the first time he's actually stopped talking since you both sat down, and you suddenly realise you don't have any idea what he was even talking about because you were too preoccupied with the feeling of your boyfriends hands all over your skin.

without saying a word, surprisingly, he puts the empty food boxes on the floor and gets on his knees in front of you and breaks the silence by asking "angel, do you think you could explain to me what i was talking about just now?" whilst pressing kisses to your knees and pushing them open, placing your legs over his shoulders so you can't get all shy and clamp them back together. your brain is already all mushy so you just stare at him with massive pupils and your mouth slightly open, you whine when his hands make contact with your sensitive flesh again, and your eyes flutter shut. wade keeps one of his hands running up and down your thigh whilst his other hand snakes up your skirt and pushes your soaked underwear to the side, before finding its way back up to your chin, roughly tilting your head up to meet his gaze, forcing you to open your eyes and make direct eye contact with him whilst he glides lazily through your folds with two of his fingers.

"i think it's your turn to do the talking, babyface"

aand then he dives under your skirt and starts feverishly sucking on your clit <3

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okay... who said that! wasn't me! anyway hope you enjoyed because i haven't tried my hand a writing smut for a looooooooong time so like... rip

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butch wolverine, anyone?

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I’ll never forget the way he literally just PAWS at the door

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"so i'll see you around?"

"probably not" <- moves in with him immediately after this

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why is nobody mentioning the fact that Wade couldn’t get Vanessa pregnant because he’s the one getting pegged😭and they make sure to mention it in every movie so we know he LOVES taking it up the ass…like ok mr g spot

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this blog was in fact made so i can write stupid drabbles about characters i am deeply in love with without anyone who follows my main account judging me </3 for this reason, a lot of my posts will probs be 18+ MDNI my apologies 😞 just too much of a whore for hugh jackman ig 😒