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anyone up for bg3 aftg au w dark urge neil
#aftg#neil josten#andrew minyard#art#now.#neil as a half wood elf from his mothers side#the other half not human not gnome but a secret third thing#i was thinking murder critter but shapeshifter would ac make sense too#the emperor takes his mother's shape to tell him he's a fucking idiot and neil's just like yeah that makes sense hi mom#classwise uhhhhhh rogue thief. yeah. one level in bard for vicious mockery#drow twinyards ⁉️#tildas a matriarch from some lowass house in the underdark and bitter about it idk#also you can't tell me lola and orin don't have the same vibes#only difference is i wouldn't be caught dead simping for lola#who do we have carrying the githyanki plot#allison????? 😭#im fine w that actually slay your enemies queen#seth might be that one gith in laezels origin run that shows up once and then dies#kevins a paladin for sure#rikos probably gortash#... does this mean kevin is karlach#or jean#oh lord he's still stuck in hell#wymack................ withers#also (and this is very important)#ichirou as the elder brain
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I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.
Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.
Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.
Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce” which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.
Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.
#Percy just likes to eat hot (blue) chip and lie. like any good bisexual.#he’s running the camps propaganda effort all on his own. no one else appreciates it. it’s all ‘why are you fraternizing with the enemy’ and#‘stop telling people you’re married’ and ‘are you trying to babytrap a guy in his twenties with your thirteen year old friend as the baby’#this man’s fatal flaw is loyalty. as long as there’s a slight chance that Luke might come home Percy is going to keep fighting like hell.#combined with Annabeth’s fatal flaw being pride? the two of them are absolutely assured of their plans. nothing can go wrong.#in the end. well. Nico has ghost powers. banishing a titan from someone’s body is basically an exorcism.#also Percy has successfully gaslit Hermes into thinking he gave his blessing for the marriage so when he drags Luke back to camp after the#war that’s BASICALLY a bridal kidnapping. he’s just connecting with his Greek roots!#pjo#riordanverse#eli writes#eli rambles
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I love that poll going around because I've seen three of my trusted friends and mutuals include Fau.st in some way. We don't appreciate racist behavior here, no matter how "pretty" she is.
#I need to update my BYF/DNF because I think I'll probably block anyone who ships with her at this point#I'm just not comfortable with it ... especially after someone I was close to defended the WN dialogue and said it was funny#and also said Heathcliff was a ''stupid man of color who breaks stuff'' when he isn't ... not if you read the actual in-game dialogue#the one bit of ''breaking stuff'' that was ''a problem'' involving him was caused by him DODGING AN ENEMY AND THE ENEMY BROKE THE ITEM#anyway. uh. yeah.#it's not enough to be critical of her anymore#because that was denying it#and telling me to my face the character I consider my boyfriend is stupid#which. y'know. imagine for a moment someone was saying that about your real partner#e: e'en hell hath its peculiar laws 🧪#scattered pages
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“toxic” yuri fans when real codependent ships pull up
#farcille is not toxic yuri. sayaka x kirari from kakegurui… that’s toxic#also it’s Actuslly yuri like they’re Actually in love they’re not enemies to lovers or rivals or anything#they’ve always liked each other. they’re just toxic as hell and that’s what makes it so fun#while i feel like a lot of toxic yuri involves two girls who hate each other (or pretend to) for a good chunk of their relationship#but these two never hated each other. they just have the weirdest unhealthy attachment to each other#ur fav would never poker-face tell the other to jump to her death for losing your game#and then jump after her and hold her with a mysterious smile#and then pin her to the ground and tell her exactly why she finds her so intriguing and then lick the blood off her face#and then invite her to be her Personal secretary just so that they can have an excuse to be together all the time again#but even Closer than before because Before she was the *council* secretary even tho she had requested to be the *personal* secretary#and now she has the real role that she initially wanted so badly#so now they can be even closer and more codependent and have their weird detached x obsessed relationship
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Any tips on making V6 sound better? Because I love V6 but ARRRRRGH
(holds your hands) let me know when you find out :')
#mio answers things#anon#jokes aside i am Very Much still figuring it out myself so unfortunately i don't have much to share waa#working on the borderless cover made me feel like i was starting over from scratch . . . . . . . .#the most i can offer is like ? ? ? ?#turn down pitch drift as much as possible because V6's auto tuning is just Not Great™#compress and EQ the hell out of your renders#uh um and for english you may need to be very silly with the phonemes#and end up putting like four vowels in a single note just so the vocal Actually Pronounces what you need it to skjdhflgkdfg#(see: me having to tune 'you' as like. [j V I u: V w] sometimes skdjfhgklsdhfg)#that pronunciation timing tool is going to be your best friend and your worst enemy i can tell you that much#that is all i have to offer u ___ u ; ;
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honestly if you live in a blue state and can afford a decent home and all your meds/food/utilities i want to hear NOTHING in regards to us in red states
i live in greg abbott's red texas. you know, the largest state that borders the most vilified neighboring country and receives the majority of latino immigrants + has a huge black population + a lot of arab and asian immigrants
i will not tolerate blame put on the people in red states who are constantly harassed and belittled because of their race, origin, religion, gender, and economic status
you want someone to blame? blame your party who did nothing to get people out of poverty, did nothing in response to police violence and killings, did nothing for palestine/lebanon, did nothing in response to abbott and desantis' vitriolic anti-latino racism and policies
democrats did what they do best, follow the right-leaning trend and lose to republicans
#literally there are more and more homeless people everytime i go into the city#doesnt matter which city#we have homeless people here in my town which is a hell to travel on foot because we literally have a highway cutting through everything#there are no sidewalks and barely any places for camping that arent private property#majority of people i check out at work use ebt cards for food#and even then its mostly white people that have access to those government funds#most of the latinas that i check out are vigilant in their coupons just to make sure they can afford necessities for their homes#using money that their husbands are breaking their backs for because its the only job available to them#shits been getting worse and worse here no matter who was president#and it will continue to get worse#people are already dying it will be an epidemic#and im trying my best to better my family's situation so i can be quicker in helping my neighbors#but even then i fell like itll be too late by the time it comes down to that#just#do more#be a good person to everyone regardless of if they share your political views#cus ill tell you something when people are in survival mode and wanting to claw themselves out they will find any justification for bigotry#they will find someone to blame for their circumstance because its not normal to live like this#some blame the government and some blame immigrants#feed them and show them that people are not their enemy its the fucking rich assholes in government keeping them at the bottom#so that rich assholes stay on top no matter what happens to the world around them#the entire world could be burning and they still will be wasting money because its nothing to them
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Thank you Astral Spiff for combating the narrative that Post Shift 2 is a hard game o7
#em.txt#& instead putting the focus on what people actually mean when they say it's hard: it is poorly explained#bc you don't understand what the tutorials say you do something wrong & percieve it as the game being picky with what you did#or having narrow windows of oppurtunity when in reality it's more that you weren't doing the correct thing at all#because the game didn't properly tell you what you should have done#people always say it's hard#shit is not hard. the 3 paragraphs of text on each page that has a random sentence worded weirdly that is#integral to your survival is what makes it hard.#otherwise your 2 biggest enemies upon understanding (which is hard to do but i can explain that shit so muchly)#is: appealing to the rng which tends to stack enemies to appear all at once#& the difficulty curves bc night 1 is a lot for a first night#night 2 is also tough but should take less time bc you kinda get what to do#& then night 3 is fucking cakewalk bc it doesn't add much#& then night 4 is also kinda easy but throws you for a loop bc it's all new#& then night 5 is kind of tough? kind of? it's harder than ps1 for sure (except ps1's night 6)#& then night 6 is hell on fucking earth it is insane it is unnecessary it's so fucking bad#there should have been a part c just for this night or this night should have been the custom night#btw did you know ps2 was going to have a custom night & a part c? & then suddenly the creator was told over & over#that his game was shit & too hard & he should like take responsibility for making such a shit hard game#& suddenly mysteriously lost his desire to make more. crazy#i need the fnaf redditors to lose internet access.
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One time I made golden syrup to use for something I was baking. I used up a bit, but I accidentally made way too much, so I sealed it up nice and tight and put it away in a dark, empty cupboard where nothing could destroy it.
Flash forward a month later, I get the jar out to use for something else and there's an ocean of ants drowning in it. Turns out there was a tiny crack in the jar and all the ants sniffed out the sweet sugary syrup and came out from god-knows-where and let all nine circles of hell loose on their bounty, only to be mummified alive in amber treacle-y hell.
Some part of me finds it pretty tragic that ants, small enough to dodge radiation, resilient, loyal, strong, these wonderful, overall near-invincible creatures-
Yeah, some part of me finds it pretty tragic that they managed to squeeze into the tiniest crack in the impenetrable wall guarding their treasure and rushed in to claim their bounty, only to be defeated by a trap spun from liquified sugar and human ambition.
I don't know if I identity more with the jar or the ants (•‿•)
#krupukpost#golden syrup#baking#ants#the moral of the story is that ants suck ass#i got an ant under my ipad screeen once and it was just freaking burned in frying living it's best live in its equivalent of the sun's core#rambles#i dont know#why is everything so exhausting bro drowning in treacle is preferable to going through life sometimes#i hate ants#word vomit#im in spain without the a 😞#'where'd your jar of syrup go' the ants eaded it all :( just as they shall consume our rotting flesh from our bodies when we're laid to rest#tag urself#r u the jar of promise sealed away somewhere in hiding only for the enemy to penetrate the smallest crack in order to drain u again#or r u the ants marching towards their inevitable death dreaming of glory and offbrand honey drowned in what they love#can u guys tell im tired and don't know whag the hell im writinf 🐟
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#naruto#jiraiya#ibiki morino#arc: konoha crush#chapter 124#everyjiraiya#as always you know how to make an entrance jiraiya!#but also...where the hell have you been!?#the invasion started 9 chapters ago!#are you telling me you were WATCHING your comrades beat back the enemy for an X amount of time before you decided to get involved?#man oh man! how did I not notice that bit before?#someone help me make sense of this...if I'm reading this right it is so not heroic of him at all
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“lydia. lydia? lydia. lydia, come on. no, no, no, no, no. come on, lydia. wake up. come on. wake up. can you hear me? lydia. lydia, open your eyes. come on, come on. come on. listen to me, lydia. hey, show me your eyes, okay? lydia, you have to open your eyes.”
#*and this is icarly!#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#lydia martin#stydia#otp: you held your breath#to say lie ability altered my brain chemistry would be a hell of an understatement#they say that for most people their brains fully develop by age 25#but mine stopped developing when i was 20 cause this episoide was a gunshot wound to the head#fuck jeff davis he is my mortal enemy#if i ever cross paths with him i am going to go so wwe on his ass#what he did to them in that so called 'movie' is unforgivable#UNFORGIVABLE I TELL YOU
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can't believe im being slandered like this in my own ask box
from a meme i reblogged
how dare /in humor
@sparklehoard @xhrystal-vampire
#art#justaart#sparklehoard#xhrystal vampire#i dont even remember the last tiem i reblogged this but i think i USE to be more intimidating#are you telling me my cool and mysterious intimidating aura has been seen through#do you all know im just a nerd with bad social skills#have i been uncovered#is the truth revealed#am i free at last from awkward hell of people thinking im c o o l??#FINALLY#i dont want to be initimdaitng except to my enemies#ya'll people who hang out and like things on my blog should not fear me#i read your tags and i may not always reply but i ALWAYS read them#and i still have asks sitting in my box that i DE S p RATELY WANT TO GET TO#but work and shit has me s t r a p ed for t i m e#w e h#any way have these two mocking me in my own house#goodness
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i need this guy who is viewed by literally everyone who has ever met him including myself as one of the kindest most genuine people ever to stop being fucking scared of me and ANSWER MY TEXTS!!!
#have i complained abt this here idk#i fucking. this is the guy where it seems like fate itself doesn't want us to be friends#but he was being weird to me lowkey and so i told my therapist he's a pussy and we gave up#but my roommate is now like super good friends with him and i was trying to tell her about it but i was like#fuck. whatever. i'll shoot him another text. give him another shot.#maybe by his weird treatment of me it turns out he was retaliating against my ... normal treatment of him IDK#but if he doesn't get back to me it's just gonna be like. what the fuck scares you so much#we have so many mutual friends dude i thought i KNEW you (after speaking to you for 2 hours back in April)#fucking freak. need him in my life badly. maybe carnally. being a lesbian is very difficult atm#don' know how to tell ppl hey if i start dating a guy im still a lesbian its just Like That#without it being like a big deal. WHATEVER. nobody cares irl but the prosecutor and judge in my head is like#nobod understands you the world is your enemy <- i have paranoia#come hell or high water this guy has got to be friendly to me though i mean come the fuck on#EVERYONE i'm friends with LOVES him. he's got to get over himself and just answer one fucking text
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my shy, anonymous hot take of the evening (which u don't necessarily Need to publish, i dont want to kick off a Discussion i just want you specifically to know) is that rpers who are close to canon are actually so refreshing and i prefer it tbh. bless u and all u do
[[Okay no - this means a LOT and gives me chance to rant <3 To this day, and probably for the rest of my life, I still remember that the VERY first anon I got on my previous Raivis blog in 2011/2012ish was someone insisting that I play him wrong because "Latvia shouldn't be a coward. It's insulting." I didn't have the words to argue back when I was 15/16. I gave some half-assed response, but it didn't get the crux of the issue. Fandom often boils characters down into two types: stoic, deadpanned ones who are unwavering in the face of danger, who carefully control each reaction to only show what they wish to be shown. . . and shitlords who are chaotic and quirky, and who will quip out one-liners in the face of danger, but never show deeper emotional experiences beyond what is needed for plot or memes. Being scared is inherently viewed as weak. Raivis is not weak. Raivis is terrified, overwhelmed, anxious, ruminating, and easily spooked, but he is not weak. There is strength in kindness. To see some of the worst the world has to offer, to be broken down over and over through multiple empires hellbent on exploiting land and people they refuse to respect, to be trapped in a physical form much smaller and more feeble than those around him, to have all that and still choose kindness: That is strength. To look at the pain one has gone through and stubbornly refuse to let it harden one's heart, to reach out to those even more vulnerable than one's own self, to hold true to one's morals even when no one would blame him for faltering or being selfish: That is strength. Looking at an uncaring world and daring to care anyways: That is strength.
This isn't even going into his being a literal genius, "an astounding guy," capable of "doing incredible things." Canon quotes. However, these details are tossed aside because he's also a crybaby, unassertive, and reactive. Time and time again, anxiety is only treated as an interesting character trait if it's the quiet, creeping dread that isn't too obtrusive to other characters or the readers. The moment it becomes a problem for those around them, it's an annoying character, never mind that high reactivity is common in PTSD-related anxiety, never mind that mental health struggles are, in fact, often fucking intrusive.
Struggling is not weak. Crying and fearing and worrying are not weak. Vulnerability is not weak. Emotions are not weak. Canon Raivis is not weak and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.
#can you tell this clusterfuck of a little survivorman has been my hyperfixation for 13 years? almost HALF MY LIFE?#i have no mouth and i must scream#And don't get me started on Liet???#I'm sorry the dude literally called AN ALL AROUND GREAT GUY who is strong as hell and always ready to defend those he cares for is...#disgusting and pathetic? pitiable? All things I've seen people say#DUDE WILL BAKE YOU KUGELIS AND CLEAN YOUR HOME AND BE FULL MOM FRIEND#BUT ALSO WILL TERRIFY YOUR ENEMIES WITH MASTER SWORDSMANSHIP AND STILL FIND TIME TO REEL YOU IN WITH MORE PRACTICAL MINDSETS#GET YOU A MAN WHO DOES IT A L L I S2G
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I don't understand why so many religious weirdos claim dinosaurs never existed and the bones/fossils dug out of the ground were buried under rock by scientists and then dug back out. it makes no sense at all. does their religion book tell them they were fake? is that what it is? because they seem to love letting some old mistranslated book dictate their entire life, thoughts, feelings, actions, etc. they even make up stuff the book supposedly says to excuse their behavior and justify horrible things, which makes them hypocrites for not actually following their book they claim tells them exactly how to live their lives that they must follow exactly or they will go to hell. but they sure like to pick and choose what they follow and make up new rules. but anyway, why do they hate dinosaurs lmao
#rhetorical question. i dont actually care about their weird excuses. i know its probably weird anti evolution nonsense again#it's more of a why do they have the audacity to hate and deny dinosaurs and make up such ridiculous nonsense thats more unbelievable!#also by “religious weirdos” i mean mostly christians. its where i mostly see/hear this rhetoric. and the christian umbrella is large#but im sure other non christian religions have some book they follow that says dinos are fake or something so its#about them too#lee rambles#religion#people can believe in religion all they want if they arent harming others or forcing it on others#but i also think they shouldnt be allowed to deny reality and truth. some of them believe absolute fantasy and deny reality. its sad#and they often are the ones forcing it on others and harming others. because theyre so removed from reality they think#reality is an attack on their beliefs and think their beliefs are their life so they think we are trying to take their lives???? idk#do your thing but stop denying reality even if it contradicts your religion stuff. learn the difference between metaphors for#your religion and reality. maybe the book is fantasy that tells you stories with a moral lesson and arent meant to be taken literally#maybe they were never meant to replace reality and be seen as a real thing that happened#but no one who follows religion closely wants to criticize it by questioning things with logic#i guess it doesnt help we are taught to NOT question things of you go to hell. but i questioned anyway because my life is alreadg hell#and im doing way better now that i realized reality is better than a religion about sky daddy and his magic son#and following some outdated book about stuff that doesnt translate well to english or reality.#i rather feel like everything has its own energy/soul and we are all connected to the earth energy and a part of it because it feels nice#but i dont have to deny reality and force thst on others. you can think or do a thing that makes you feel better#but do it without denying reality or treating science and facts like an enemy religion or an opponent to take down#ah i could go on but this is getting long and rambly and off topic from main original topic. have many feelings about this#im glad at least my shoer religious family arent dino deniers. i grew up loving dinos so much and they let me love them#super* what is shoer 🤣
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Love Palestine more than you hate Israel. Love trans people more than you hate transphobia. Love the poor more than you hate the rich.
Always love who you fight for more than you hate those who you fight against. Otherwise when the Uniting Enemy is gone, you might start to hate as well.
Anger is part of revolution, but love is too.
Edit: Some people are misunderstanding this post so let me clarify. I do not mean you should not be angry at them, in fact I believe you should be very angry, I mean there needs to be some love in the mix so your anger won’t be manipulated. If your *only* driving force is anger then that anger can be flipped around to hate the very people you are trying to help. This is why a lot of media uses anger, it’s a powerful emotion. But as I said, if all you got is how mad you are at one person and not how much you care about someone else a shock inducing headline about the “barbaric Palestinians” can pull you in.
Edit 2: Since this got popular, I’m linking fundraisers below:
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I do not want to derail from Palestine but I also ask you donate to this fundraiser as well
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the loss you feel when you think you missed out on some clues that somebody is into you vs the fear that somebody hates your guts but doesn't tell you
#all too similar yet different in some sense#the sense being miscommunication#sucks how much not knowing how people feel about you can fuxk you up#especially when these two mix up#anyways reminder to tell your friends you appreciate them as friends#your lovers that you love them#and your enemies that they can go to hell
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