#hehheeheh

[mxshmxsh]

Part two:

I could make art of this, but didn't so do feel free to.

FSM: It's pride month you know what to do

Garms: Huh what

Garms: What do you want me to do- like be gay for a news reporter or what

Vinny:

Part one // Part two

[absurdumsid]

I HAVE FAKIN' ZOOMIES RIGHT NYOOOOOWWWW

I WILL RUN AROUND YOU WHILE DRAWING MY DUSTY CRUMB

HOPE THAT'S OKAY

holy SHIT HELL YES RUN AROUND !! SPIN !!!!

[captyns]

lemme be ur foxwife

[illusbyaf]

[freckledsweetpea]

Getting my biggest tattoo yet 2 fridays from this one and I'm just so amped and ready.

[cayennesugar]

Uhh I got pretty bored (waiting for my mom to come teach me singing)

So I’m gonna talk about headcanons https://perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-by-outergirlsound gave me for the rescue team 😍

HE SO WOULD I SEE THIS

Y’know what I think this fits, he prob actually does because he need sit write his detective novel 💀💀💀

HAHAHAHAHA

I wanna see it he’s literally so adorable I can see him trying to not talk about it 😭

YESSS HE SINGS SEA SHANTIES EARLY IN THE MORNING AND WAKES EVERYONE UP📣📣📣📣💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⛴️⛴️⛴️⛴️

Hilarious that he willingly had a sparring match with someoneAHEM- 👀

if you walk up to her and she’s too lazy to scan you for your profile she’ll probably just step on you and crush you (and laser you into a crisp) lmao 💀💀🎀🎀🎀🎀

[ihearnocomplaints]

oh to be a gay sonic character

Oh, Wait!

Stares at Val who already made us gay Mobians.

[boopboops22]

Binged the Dungeon Meshi anime I have GOT to read the manga. I haven't enjoyed a high fantasy series in ages I am experiencing critical amounts of whimsy

[the-random-phan]

Here's to a good 2023! *clinks my hot cocoa mug with yours*

[beautifulenemychild]

Aziraphale: oh no my coat :(

Crowley: *caring bf mode engaged*

[calpicowater]

Week 45.2/52: November 7th - November 13th 2022 | YVR ✈️ YYC

Woke up super early to catch my 8am flight lol. There was A LOT of traffic in the morning. Flight was okay for the most part. I was sitting next to a pilot who kept trying to talk to me about cameras HDJSKFFJK all because I told him I am going to Calgary for work as a photographer... The flight attendant was mean to me (unprovoked) :-( and I had to put my carry on suitcase 3989328 rows behind my seat which is so unfair!!! Caused me to wait so much longer after landing. People are just so mean. Was not a pleasant experience and I had to start work right after landing. Legit took uber right to the university rip. Had to set up so much shit and it was a mess overall. Plus the weather was -25 degrees. Big yikes. Eventually the day ended and we checked into our airbnb. Super pretty place. :3 Ate fire noodles for dinner (only meal of the day) and went to sleep zzzzz. TIRED... but yay I am finally reunited with my bf <3 Three weeks of fake married life begins now :’)

[ahopefulbromantic]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better!

Awww thank you! Yay, I make someone happy! 🥰🥰🥰

[ice-reblogs]

Sunshine, Why, annndddddd Soup!

(I swear I still exist lmao- Hiiiiii! :D)

*GASP* OMG HI! HI SPOTTY! BDJCJNSJCKD HEHEHHEHE HAI!!

BSJCJDJCJDKC ME? BRIGHTENING UP YOUR DAY? AUGH SAYS YOU WITH THE WORD "LIGHT" IN YOUR NAME

I CAN NOT BE THAT COOL- COME ON- AUGH

BDJCJXKCJC YOU SQUISH ME?? YOU SQUISH STRIKE? OH! OH! JAIL FOR YOU!

*BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES *

[andiaquarium-moved]

I’m homo

[kirarifutari]

room for two. (jake x reader)

GENRE .. !? jake x reader, roommates, fluff

WARNINGS .. !? sfw! not proof read, rushed bc when is it not, sharing same bed trope, roommate trope, this is bad

WC ..?! aprox. 1.8k

SYNOPSIS .. ?! sharing a shitty apartment with anyone is a pain in itself but with sim jake that was another story, on the most impossible night to sleep, you shamefully knock on your roommates door, asking if there's room for two.

NOTES.. ?! funny story i probably rewrote this like 5 times trying to figure out an actual story line w roommate!jake but it literally still did not work so have this garbage... but if u enjoyed pls share reblog and like hehheehehe <3

You shuffle in your sheets, trying to find a comfortable position on your stale mattress. 

Both sides of your allow were warm and your eyes just couldn’t keep closed. Twisting and turning some more didn’t help either. You checked the time, 01:43 AM. You bring a pillow to your face and let out a muffled groan. 

Sleeping in your rundown little apartment was tough most nights, especially with the train line right next to your window coupled with the little droplets of rain you could feel from the window on rainy nights like this. But you were the one who chose this room for yourself, the other was perfectly fine, not amazing but anything was better than this room. The question is, why this one? Because you’re a push over and wanted to be a nice person. That’s why. 

Joining a new college mid semester was a pain, and no one told you that all the dorms were full, practically leaving you begging for a roommate in some apartment, you didn’t really care how bad it was. (Well, you regret those thoughts a little now…)

There was only one person who was kind enough to offer you a space, he had already rented the apartment under his name and he was even offering you his room, claiming that the other wouldn’t be suitable for you. 

While arranging the living situation, you texted Jake back assuring him a thousand times over that you were fine to take the smaller room, you were just grateful for him to have given you a space at all.

 

It’s true, you meant what you said. Jake was too nice of a person to push him out of his own room when he’d already been kind enough to share rent in the first place. But sharing an apartment with Jake was… more troubling than you thought. 

When you first met him you didn’t expect him to be that pretty of a person. His sharp jawline and happy smile in harmony with the way his hair fell around his face, the cherry on top being his golden retriever like personality. 

You wondered deep down how you were going to last living with practically your ideal type for at least the rest of the year. 

Leaving you back ni your room, time now 01:46AM and you still couldn’t sleep, your eye twitching at the sound of a train passing through the neighbourhood. Your eyes scan the room again, your small desk and makeshift wardrobe, the thin walls and the strange brown circle right above your bed…

Wait. 

You hadn’t noticed that before.

You sit up right, gazing at the patch that had formed on your ceiling, it seemed to be growing rapidly. Just as you were about to get up, grab your phone and inspect it with the lights on, a droplet of water fell on your forehead. No, it wasn’t coming from the window, you were sure of it because the droplets were coming hard and fast. 

“Shit, shit, shit.” You mumble underneath your breath, bursting your door open and trying to grab a bucket from the bathroom as silently as you could, not wanting to disturb Jake in the next room over. Taking the bucket from beside the shower and bringing on top of your bed, you place it directly underneath the leak.

Which also happened to be directly under where you were supposed to sleep for the night. 

You were stumped. It was too late at night to get up and do something to waste time and too early to tough it out till the morning. You’d barely gotten an hour of sleep at this point. 

You chew your lip as you go over the options in your head. 

1.Sleep on your rooms molded, squeaky wooden floor with no blankets too… yours were getting a little wet now.

Or

2. Knock on Jakes door, swallow all your pride, and ask for some spare blankets and sleep on his floor.  

You were seriously considering a third option of flushing yourself down the toilet, but you knew the option A was just as bad as staying up until the sun rose, knowing you’d get no sleep either way. The couch was out of the question too, it would probably give you scoliosis if you tried laying down to sleep on it. 

You sucked in a breath. You needed your sleep… this was going to be the only way, besides what's Jake going to do? Reject you? What’s the worst that could happen… 

Throwing on a hoodie over your tank top you make the walk of shame out of your room, and gently knock on Jake’s door, praying to get this over with quickly. 

At first you thought you heard nothing, knocking gently again, you get a small hum in response. You feel your cheeks heat up at his deep voice. You open the door handle to a bleary eyed Jake with messy bed hair, hunched over his bedside table as he turned on his lamp. Jake’s room was nice, much better than your own with space for a double bed and a built in closet. 

“Hey, what are you doing up? You should get some rest, go back to sleep bunny.” He covered his yawn slightly, leaving you standing there, stupidly trying to get out the right words to explain your situation. 

“Sorry to wake you up,” You start slowly, Jake starting to look more awake now. “But the um, the ceiling it started leaking.” He tilted his head in question over this. “Over my bed and I uh, don’t have anywhere else to sleep, could you lend me some blankets maybe? I-I could sleep on your floor…” You mentally slap yourself for stuttering like an idiot asking him a simple question. 

Jake looked more awake now but still seemed to be processing everything you just said. 

“You want to sleep on my floor?” You wanted to hide from embarrassment, was that seriously all he got out of your little proposal?

“Uh, yeah if that’s okay… we both know how gross mine is.” You laugh a little to fill out the awkward air. Jake is sat up right on his bed now, humming to himself as he puts his head on the headrest. 

He rolls his head towards you, making sharp eye contact as he gives you his usual puppy like smile. 

“There’s room for two in here you know?” He looks at you as if it’s the most obvious solution in the world to your problems, the 1+1 = 2 to your dilemma. You widen your eyes at him to which he only chuckles, shuffling over and flipping up the blanket to invite you in. 

So he wasn’t kidding. 

This wasn’t a little Jake ‘gotcha I’m such a prankster lol!’ moment, this was him seriously offering to sleep in the same bed. You were sure he was delirious. 

“Don’t make me wait for you forever, I have sleep to catch up on bunny.” He raises an eyebrow at you which snaps you out of yoru daze, almost jumping as you slowly close the door behind you and take padded footsteps towards his bed.

You could not believe you were doing this right now.

Gently you sit on his bed and shuffle to lie down, pulling the sheets over yourself. Jake got comfortable pretty quick turning away from you and seemingly fell back asleep within seconds, but you just lied there staring at the ceiling, questioning whether the moldy floor would’ve allowed a more peaceful sleep than this. 

Of course, his sheets smelled exactly like him, and the way he looked when he was sleeping as adorable, all curled up with tiny light snores escaping his lips. You squeeze your eyes shut and consider getting out, knowing there’d be no way you were falling out of consciousness this close to your roommate. But your escape plans rendered useless, a heavy arm locking the route out and trapping you close to his chest. You let out a small sharp gasp, even you could barely hear it yourself, but you were so sure that you could feel Jake smiling against your shoulder. 

Your breathing slowed and your hearts pacing matched his, your eyelids felt heavy and you finally felt yourself drifting off into unconsciousness. A warm fuzzy feeling keeping you smiling in your sleep. 

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The sunlight gently wavered over your face and an unfamiliar light breeze drifting through the the curtains allowed your eyes to flutter open once again. A split seconds worth of panic arose in you as you noticed the pale white bed sheets and the strange soft mattress. Your surroundings felt all too… nice, you quickly remembered the events of last night and you sighed in relief, only to be swallowed in panic again once you noticed Jake was not sleeping beside you. You looked at the time: 9:30AM. 

Although you were thankful it was a Saturday, it felt odd to be up this later, stranger yet in Sim Jake’s bed… without Sim Jake. 

“Oh the bunny’s awake, morning sunshine.” Jake’s voice startled you form the doorway. He leaned onto the door frame, sipping a cup of coffee in hand and giving you a warm smile. You were dumbfounded at how casual he was about everything, but then again you weren’t going to deny that that was the best sleep you’ve had in months. 

“How long have you been up?” You questioned him.

“Hmm, maybe since 8? I didn’t want to wake you up, you were sleeping so peacefully.” You blush at this, knowing that he’s seen what you look like sleeping gave you that feeling of intimacy that dwelled inside of you. 

“You should’ve woken me up… I feel bad for taking up your space.” You heard Jake chuckle at this, he shook his head, allowing his messy hair to fall over his eyes again. 

“You keep saying that, but we share the rent to this place together, don’t worry about it.” You hum at him, suddenly feeling self conscious under his gaze, clad in a hoodie and pyjama shorts, your hair probably a mess as you try and smooth it out. 

You cough, “So are you gonna call someone to fix the leak? I can call up the landlord of you want me to.” You break your eye contact from him for a moment. 

“No.” He replies flatly, causing you to look back up at him in confusion. “You should sleep in here more often.”

You feel your face go hot again, mouth falling open in an attempt to say something, but Jake had already gotten out of the doorway with a small smirk and a wink.

Leaving you in his sheets,

Time: 9:35AM.

[charmercharm3r]

Hi, I absolutely LOVE your writing 💖 It’s SO good like your writing is so beautifully done just perfect! 💖💖 I wasn’t sure if you take requests or not so please ignore this if you don’t 😅 but would you by chance be willing to please do a part two to the cock warming jeongin one for when they wake up like that? Again if not no worries at all 💖 💖💖

how fun mwahahah part 2 to this wonderful little blurb hehheeheh

Masterlist

warnings: smut, explicit sexual content, somnophelia

How tired he was… tired and sensitive. Jeongin remembers coming home horny as can be, he hardly remembers showering, and he remembers sticking his dick inside you and that was it.

He knows he fell asleep after waking you up and he feels awful about it, but it was getting harder to keep feeling guilty when you were rolling him onto his back. His eyes weren’t even open and he was hardly conscious, but he felt every little movement you made. The twist of your pussy around his cock spinning to face him, the light clenching of your walls, even the gush of arousal that seeped around him, warm and wet. He wasn’t hard all throughout the night, he knew that, but he didn’t wanna let you go and loved the feeling of his flaccid cock still snug within you. Growing harder while blanketed in your heat was one of the most euphoric things he’d ever felt and he was hardly awake to truly feel it. But maybe that’s why it felt even better, because it was all he felt. He was in love with you and how well you knew him.

You knew he was exhausted and honestly didn’t even think he’d attempt to get his dick wet last night, it felt like a dream that he was touching you until you woke up with him glued to your back and cock nestled between your legs. It didn’t take much to get him hard again, just the gentle squeeze of his hand over your torso and reaching back to lightly tug his hair and Jeongin was at full mass. He stirred at that point and grumbled against your neck, perfectly pliant in letting you push his shoulder back to lay flat and move with him to maneuver into a straddle without letting his cock fall out. It was a bit of a challenge, but worth it when you saw his face scrunch and a creaky moan fall from his lips as you spun around.

Spreading your hands across his naked chest, the pads of your fingers just barely grazed over his nipples and they pebbled beneath your touch with another gargled groan. His eyebrows scrunched before his face relaxed to your hands sliding up his neck. Head falling to the side into the pillows, you leaned over and planted soft kisses to his cheek, just seeing how conscious he was. No other response.

With a smile on your face and ache between your legs, you experimentally rutted your hips forward. Again, not a single movement, you kicked back and forth again and gave in to the wonderful morning sensitivity.

The sun was barely rising but you felt warm all over, goosebumps up and down your arms as you circled your hips and teased his nipples some more. Bringing your fingertips to your mouth to briefly lick, you ran the wet digits over the nubs and he finally stirred. The grumble of your name made a sense of pride fill your chest as you played with his.

You moved a bit faster for a moment before leaning into his neck and leaving trails of kisses. In the spirit of keeping the momentum, you switched to raising your hips and dropping them against his lap hard. Slapping skin on skin filled the quiet room and made the bed shake a little. Jeongin hazily dragged his hands up your thighs, squeezing and continuing up your back to snake around and hold you against him tightly.

Though, it was still quite early and you yourself hadn’t entirely awakened yet, getting tired and starting to slow despite how good it felt to be so close to him, be filled with him. Jeongin, still a bit sleep ridden, could feel it too. As best as he could, he dug his heels into the mattress and picked up where you began to leave off. It was sloppy and uncoordinated but it felt so good. He wasn’t hammering into you but still enough to make you bounce higher up his body, leaving room for him to plant his feet firmly down, bend at the knees and use his delicious dancer thighs to keep a constant clapping rhythm.

You were moaning into his neck while he gripped your torso to keep you in place. Hands still against his chest you flicked and soothed his hardened nipples to make him whine in overstimulation. But he loved it, he was falling apart beneath you so quickly and the day hadn’t even started yet. It was only a matter of time before his deep thrusts turned shallow, his pelvis rubbing against your clit just enough to make the pressure in your belly finally pop and your pussy convulse around him. It was such a blur, Jeongin falling victim to the steady clenching of your cunt and feeling his high overtake him so strong to the point that he stilled entirely in you, letting you milk him to completion and paint your insides with his seed, then briefly falling back asleep with you on top of him.

It wasn’t more than a few minutes later that you woke up again seeing as the shadows of the morning sun had barely moved. Your stirring woke him as well as the oversensitivity made Jeongin wince.

“My dick feels like a raisin,” he murmured into your hair, clutching you tighter to his chest and kissing your temple.

“Feels so good though. Wish you never had to pull out.” Your whispered words into his skin made him shiver and kiss you again, this time on the lips.

“Mmm,” a few more loving pecks, “me too. But I think it’d fall off if I didn’t.”

“It’ll grow back.”

“I’m not an octopus.”

“Imagine–”

“I don’t want to.” You giggled as he haphazardly pulled his softening cock out of your sore pussy, catching the residue in his hand and wiping it on a tissue before sleepily wiping you down as well.

As he rolled on his other side to toss the napkins away, you pressed your chest flush against his back and held on. “I’m big spoon.”

Jeongin smiled and lazily laughed, accepting his fate as you ran your fingers over his nipples again and shivered. “So sensitive in the morning,” you cooed in his ear.

“And in the afternoon. And at night. And in the shower, in the car, in the kitchen–”

“Noted. Back to sleep,” you blindly reached up to drape your hand over his eyes to close, to which he guided your hand to his lips to kiss the inside of your palm sweetly.

Crossing your arm over his chest, Jeongin snuggled deeper into your embrace, “I’m little spoon.”

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