#hearts dealer

[pinchan]

happy kado thorne thursday we have a very special guest this week

[hawkinsbnbg]

It was a well-known secret that Jonathan Byers sold Steve Harrington’s photos at cutthroat prices to the students of Hawkins High.

People wanted to get mad at it but a picture of shirtless Steve in tiny green shorts was enough to silence their protests.

Although his buyers ranged from all genders, Jonathan wasn’t surprised at all. Because he, too, was a victim of that Harrington Charm—the very reason he had started collecting every picture of Steve in the first place.

His side business was just a front for him to do so without being harrassed by Tommy H. who, ironically, was one of his regulars.

And why was it a well-known secret?

Well, because Steve had no idea about it.

In a rare sense of solidarity, the whole school had joined forces and done their best to keep their king out of the loop.

(Even Eddie ‘The Freak’ Munson—who loved to run his mouth—seemed to understand the gravity of the situation and managed to keep the secret.)

Jonathan had never enjoyed photography more in his life.

When Steve eventually figured it out, he was surprisingly willing to let Jonathan take more… audacious photos of him.

Suffice to say, the profit had skyrocketed once Jonathan found the right group of customers.

(i.e. Eddie Munson had paid for the Bunny Collection with three bags of weeds, Tommy H. had paid a hefty amount for more Stockings, and Billy Hargrove kept coming back for Higheels & Lipstick.)

[anonwyvern]

I commissioned the wonderful and amazing @pirate-cashoo to bring my boi Cross to life and he is STUNNING!!!!! Seriously can’t talk enough about how wonderful their art is, LOOK AT HIM!!!

So beautiful! 😭 I’m normal about this I swear so normal-

[7cfc00]

glenn close's total lifetime blackjack earnings is negative $7000.

[smoresie]

new for the buckshot fandom

bad news: the update has been moved to april 4th

good news: look the picture they used...

[crabhousecrafting]

i love it when artists draw etho so cunty because you KNOW that man dresses like a loser. yassify that canadian NOW

[helluva-hazbin-angel]

Carmilla’s daughters not being the least bit surprised when Carmilla starts inviting Vaggie over for dinner like “oh moms adopted another stray daughter. we’ll need to set another plate at the table” like they just take it so in stride. They are surprised this one comes as a package deal with Charlie Morningstar and they now have to make dinner talk with the Princess of Hell tho

[bacchuschucklefuck]

you get riz gukgak so well 👍👍

thank u!! he really kinda is all of my favourite character things rolled into one package (negotiation of principles/investigator-truth seeker-negotiator with reality and the narrative/obnoxious character whose narrative reward for participating in the story is getting to be even more authentically obnoxious/deeply and hauntingly aroace

[stupidgoomba44]

SPOILERS FOR SPOOKY MONTH HOLLOW SORROWS

MORE CANDY DEALER CONTENT HOLY FUCK

And he WORKS FOR THE CULT!?!?

Okay this angle is kind of weird

That's a little better

he he little

And he's so tall! He must be like 7ft jesus.

[piracyisnoparty]

sleepy... 💤

[pinchan]

that's right baby it's kado thorne thursday

[housepilled]

hilson coded jason isbell songs…save me..

[smoresie]

shepherd has been dealing with a lot of strange emotions

could it be something going on with him? No all of this, is because of that man. The Dealer..

[hermitkisser]

Hii ^_^!! Im Corrows (also trying out the name Scott atm) and I use they/them (maybe he/him?) pronouns!! I've been apart of the selfshipping community for awhile.

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I am autistic, and I have adhd, along with a slew of other mental disorders, please be patient with me.

My main f/o's are currently Scott Summers, Remy Lebeau, and Charles Xavier. You can find my full f/o list and other important information, here!! (link coming soon)

I am not okay with a lot of canon x canon ships, mainly c.herik, please do not interact with me if you post about them often. This being said, I do mention some canon x canon x s/i stuff here.

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[suguwu]

aventurine who always kisses the poker chip he tips you—his favorite table dealer—with

[outeremissary]

Kaspressions from last night. Working on the other prompts but the one I finished I kinda stepped back on and went "hmmmm I don't think anyone wants this as dealer's choice" and so it is delayed as I do something else. Tomorrow. Accept Kasander as an apology.