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Teaching my son to help me put away folded laundry, and heās such a good little helper that I canāt correct the way he just shoves it all inside the drawers š„¹
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I have a consistent conundrum in my life where I go to the store and think āpeh, who the hell would spend money on premade cinnamon and sugar spice?ā and then I make a lil treat at some point, butter up the toast, and comb through my pantry muttering to myself āwhere the hell is that convenient bottle I swear I bought someā¦.ā
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Well, I just heard the news today It seems my life is going to change I closed my eyes, begin to pray Then tears of joy stream down my face
The idea of Ripper holding his and Sweetjaneās child was rattling around in my brain for so long, I needed to get it down. All those fears he had just melting away upon being able to hold baby Jeanā¦ he knew in that moment things were always going to be different.
AU lore stuff under the cut:
In this AU I share with @romaniwasteland , Sweetjane has a genetic mutation that allows her to become pregnant with an infertile ghoulās child. Ripper took the precautions he needed to take that allowed him to be infertile rather than sterile (ties in with his story).
I like to believe that whoever did the āresearchā on ghoul fertility only did their research on one male and one female ghouls. Infertility versus sterility among ghouls is extremely rare and itās not really known what a person turning has to do to only be infertile rather than sterile. Infertility and sterility are not the same thing (this is an actual fact, people who are infertile can still get pregnant, itās just extremely hard for them to whereas sterile people cannot get pregnant at all no matter what they try). Most wastelanders are unwilling to do further research on ghouls because theyāre ājust mutants who donāt deserve to continue lineage.ā
This is a plot point that I am keeping exclusive to my own personal storylines, as well as with shared AUs with friends.
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Trying to explain (and failing) to my toddler that not every gray-haired older woman we see is āGRAN-MA!ā
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Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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Reads my own fic for the thousandth time:
Ah yeah that there's the sauce
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#cowboy ghoul and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by anonwyvern
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commissions are open!
hi! im opening back up commissions! i have an unfortunate situation where because of the inability of two former tenants in my joint lease to pay their portion, i have been dragged into a non-petition eviction case despite me financially fulfilling my part. i have moved out, so unfortunately i can't be represented pro-bono (prices below)

other examples of my art for your perusal! extra characters are + 100%, slots are infinitely open until i can reach the amount im about to pay or at least half, if you can't afford the prices but want a piece dm me or reply here and we can work something out
if you want, i have a ko-fi where you can donate to me where a goal is stated, dm me if you donate and you want something drawn, complexity will depend on amount donated. all payments are made upfront through paypal invoice
thank you for looking! please signal boost!
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Itās been 32 trips around the sun for me today, and yet I feel like Iāve traveled almost twice that around the world. Iām on a tiny island that nobody knows in the middle of the ocean (and when I say tiny, I mean you throw a rock from one end and it goes off the other), thousands of miles from home (again) but thereās little skittering crabs and itās hot and humid and the ocean is warm with the salt in my face. Thereās no cell service (as I type this from the crappy wifi in my room) and Iāll have to leave just as soon as Iāve arrived. Iāve had one birthday beer, a tiny slice of cake (that someone brought from the galley lol) and my decaf coffee from the extremely temperamental percolator. Life is good.

#Had one tiny crab almost kamikaze my foot earlier#Thought it was a leaf at first#You bet I fucking squeaked when I realized those were tiny claws skittering for me
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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for
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