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i hate being allergic to cats like what the fuck. why.

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

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it looks like i’ve been dead for a few *checks watch* billion fucking years

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mac and cheese adventures

Me: *grabs a mint while going upstairs with my kraft dinner(TM)*

Me: *takes the mint first*

Me: *waits for the mint to fully dissolve*

Me: "this is bullshit, the cheese sauce is too solid"

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ready for a weird-ass dream vent?

no? fuck your opinion

I was playing a game where either Wario, W. D. Gaster, and Kirby OR Wario, Luigi and Kirby. First, version 1, with Gaster. Wario triggered some sort of doomsday event, and summoned scorpions that Gaster and Kirby had to run from, where Gaster proceeded to die... somehow, I don’t remember. Whatever, Kirby was stuck in a shipping container with a dragon, that tried to punch him. I don’t remember what happened next, so:

Version 2: Wario still triggered a sort of doomsday event, but instead became a meteor. A small chunk fell off, falling on Luigi, who... dodged, somehow. He cleaned up his house, and I was ready to get my ears blown out by Luigi, from another dream where he did blow out my eardrums with an extremely loud “OH YEAH”. He never did. Kirby was still in the shipping container, the dragon still tried to punch him, and Kirby ducked under the fist. I don’t remember what happened to the dragon, but Kirby ate a Miracle Fruit from Kirby Triple Deluxe, and consumed the Wario Meteor whole, somehow returning Wario to normal form. It ended with a happy ending and what the fuck is wrong with me.

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Are you bready for this

I know not of what for, but hell no

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hey, remember when I existed? because I sure don’t

anyways, new blog: the breadverse, because obviously I need to say less here https://breadverse.tumblr.com

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this is literally mul-t