#headcannons that are cannon to me

[sketchyghost27]

some more Magisterium day-to-day headcannons!

- Calls issues with his leg/ walking are cannon. What the books don’t tell you is that Tamara and Aaron secretly use airmagic to help him get around when they’re with. Call would never let them do it, but they both see his expression relax whenever his leg magically stops hurting

- Jasper has a huge CD collection. Callum has a pretty rare CD collection. Fate would have it theyre into the same kind of music, and during the long months away from society trade their CD’s like Pokémon cards

- Tamara (surprisingly) has extremely poor hand-eye coordination. Both Call (mechanics son) and Aaron (just perfect at everything) are usually throwing stuff around. Teachers think they’re trying to be gentlemen when going up to Tamara and directly handing her stuff, but in truth they know it’d land on the floor otherwise

- Havoc has a giant “nest” of discarded clothes, high end blankets and knitted pillows right behind the Dorms couch. Until they find that out, the three roommates are basically detectives trying to catch each other stealing

- Aaron is a huge ABBA fan.

- Tamara has smuggled in a Laptop and some DVD’s during their teens, and they spend evenings rewatching Mamma Mia, Scream, Gentlemen prefer blondes and Transformers

[qcomicsy]

I am in my angst today so I'm going to drop a few of ansty Batfam headcannons.

- Bruce till this day do that father thing of open the door of his kids room to see if they're sleeping and then closing (even when they're just visiting).

- The first time he did that to Tim, Tim pretended to be asleep and then he just started sobbing because Jack used to do the same thing too, and his mother before him.

- Dick, when he moved out of the manor, still would use the Batcomputer to do research from time to time. Everytime he slept on from tiredness he would woke up with Batman's cape on his shoulders.

- No one knows Bruce has a good singing voice other than Dick and Jason because he would sing to their sleep, sometimes, when they had nightmares.

- He stopped singing when Jason died. The only person who was able to hear him sing again was Damian. He pretended to be asleep, because if he opened his eyes he would noticed how much he misses his mother.

- Jason singed to Damian sleep once at the league. None of them remember that.

- Damian tries constantly to assure himself that he could take down every member of his family if he needed to. Deep down he knows he can't.

- Bruce spent weeks trying to master how to cut someone's hair ( with Alfred's help ) so he could give Dick a haircut, because Dick said to him that his mother used to cut his hair.

- Bruce taught every single one of his sons how to shave their beard.

- Bruce had a mental breakdown once because he was starting to forget his mother's face.

- Cass overanalyze everyone's body language to see if they're healthy and happy. She tries to stop herself sometimes because more often the answer is no.

- Sometimes Tim flinches when Jason moves to fast near him. They never talked about that out loud.

- Sometimes Damian's hand tremble when he grabs his sword, he can still feel the blade.

- In one of Dick's worst fights with Redhood the moment he got home he threw up. His brother's eyes used to be blue like his and not green.

- There was a time where Jason was so happy that Bruce's blue eyes were the same shade of his.

- Bruce's hands still tremble when he sees his children on the battlefield.

- Bruce has a habit of messing with his children's hair, every single one of them picked the same habit after him.

- When Dick moved out to the Titans Bruce couldn't sleep for weeks.

- Jason avoids to change clothes in front of his brothers because of the face Dick made when he saw his autopsy scars for the first time.

- One time Jason had a panic attack and misdialed Tim's number, Tim stayed on the line until Jason managed to sleep.

- There's times where Bruce says the word Robin and all of them look at him.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Dying on the 'He was a good dad actually' Hill

[crowinkwriting]

Headcannoning that Zevran was the one who killed Lucanis's parents for angst reasons.

Caterina sent the two best assassins after that little thorn in her side after he started becoming an issue. Embarrass the Crows in Fereldon is one thing. Killing a Talon is another.

So she sent the two assassins she could rely on the most, only for them to come back in body bags. A message sent. She lost her best assassin and favorite daughter. Worst little Lucanis lost his parents, and all cause Caterina couldn't just leave Zevran alone.

And can Lucanis even hate Zevran for it (I mean he probably does)? Zevran was protecting himself and the love of his life. Who wouldn't do what he did?

[pidgeeepombo]

Jason Todd x theatre!!reader.

For the theatre kids! jason todd stans. (Like me LMAO)

Jason would ALWAYS find a way to see the show, and if he couldn't go in person he would MAKE A POINT of watching the entire recorded performance (regardless of your role) just because he knows it's important to you.

He is your biggest fan

At the end of the entire presentation he gives flowers

If you do musical theater, even though he doesn't really like musicals at first, after meeting you he starts to like it just because of you (he studies the entire play just to help you)

You compare him with Sweeney todd. Because of the white lock and last name, and both of them was legally dead/everyone thinks they're dead and have killed some people. <333

He takes you on his motorbike to eat burgers even if you're wearing some embarrassing outfit. and he doesn't let anyone look at you the wrong way.

You teach him focus and improvisation games so you can have fun

[worm-angle]

OM! Headcannons with no context

Asmo and Solomon are both genderfluid

Barbatos is agender (like literally born before gender was a thing)

Asmo is probs demi-romantic

All of the demons can probably shape-shift to varying degrees

LEVI WITH HIP DIPS

[bluejay757]

spoilers for the book of bill

Gravity Falls has some of the weirdest fannon vs. cannon I've ever seen

Cannon: Ford views Bill as a friend/ colleague, a person he trusts, whose God like power he was intrigued by. Whereas Bill filled his head with lies, inflated his ego, gained sympathy for him by making him believe an evil monster destroyed his dimension leaving him homeless, tells Ford he is the only person who truly understands him and that without him he will be misunderstood and alone forever, isolated him from his only friend because he was obsessed with Ford and wanted him only for himself, and the minute Ford stops giving Bill what he wants, he goes bat shit fucking insane, invades Fords body without his consent and tortures him, drives a fucking nail into his hand and eats spiders.

Fannon: umm... actually it's hinted at to be cannonical that Ford had romantic feelings for Bill. 👉👈

...

Don't even get me started on the people who think Bill destroyed his dimension on accident and that he's the good guy.

"Bill's whole deal is lying, he wants you to think he's more evil than he is, he didn't mean to kill them all."

Dude do you hear yourself? Throughout the book Bill tells the story as if he was in the right, like he wasn't trying to kill people. Bro Bill wants you to think that he's the good guy so you'll feel bad for him. Bill destroying his dimension in order to "liberate" them feels like a Christian cult leader who killed all of their followers in order to "save" them.

"People who think Bill is the bad guy are the kind of people who would let him possess them, their the kind of people he wants."

Yeah, unlike Ford, who trusted Bill and believed him to be a good guy, people like Ford would neeeeever let Bill invade their mind. Once more,do you hear your-fucking-self? You're eating right out of his palm like he wants you to. In the book he addresses the reader as someone who trusts him and will let him into their mind, and you think that he really is telling the truth? And that you, the one who believes everything he says is true is the kind of person Bill wouldn't want??

Listen, I'm not dawging on anyone's headcannons. And I'm not saying you can't ship BillFord just because it's toxic, I know you know it's toxic, and I know that that's the point. Believe what you want ship what you want, it's a free country. I'm dawging on people who have zero media literacy and then accuse everyone else around them of having zero media literacy. I am genuinely confused as to how anyone could interpret Bill and Ford's relationship as romantic, and I DON'T MEAN as a head cannon, I mean the people who read TBOB and genuinely think that it's CANNON. It's not. Bill had an OBSESSION with Ford, and Ford was amazed with Bill because he was a literal fucking god. I promise you Ford did not want to the fuck the triangle. Yes, it is comparable to/ a metaphor for an unhealthy toxic ex, but it's not meant to be a literal ex. That's how metaphors work, they aren't literal.

Edit: "it's unlikely he (bill) was lying about it (destroying his dimension) being an accident." Yes because bill is famously known for telling the truth always. Quick question, were you born with that railroad spike in your brain or did Bill put it there?

[bugganox]

The Codfather and the count (IM DONE!!!)

Re-blogs greatly appreciated <3

(Likes don't actually mean anything in the algorithm if you didn't know :,) )

[devildomditzy]

The most Mammon-coded TikTok just dropped

[chaoticklesblog]

TERRIFIER TICKLE HEADCANNONS BC I AM OBSESSED...

Where to begin... So recently, I've become obsessed with the idea of Art the Clown being a RUTHLESS tickle monster to his victims. Can you blame me? On with my HC's. *I don't own rights to the franchise, characters, etc. I love the shit outta these movies, though! Art is definitely my favorite slasher.

Warning for vague spoilers of the movie series, violence, horror related content, and headcannons that can be viewed as slight NSFW (nonsexual) that have nothing to do with the movie in itself.

Art looooves a good game of chase. Stalking his victims, chasing them, building up anticipation for whats to come, you name it! He loves putting on a good show. Rather than killing his victims in violent, bloody ways, he intends to tickle the snot out of them. (He is a clown, after all, and most clowns normally want to get people to laugh). AND LAUGH THEY WILL OMG.

Needs a safe word his victims don't even KNOW. When he captures his victims, he fully intends to tickle them stupid. Begging, laughing, screaming, pleading for mercy only encourages him. He's definitely a ruthless tickle monster. (Don't ever let him find out you like it).

Carries around various tickly objects like feathers and brushes in his bag rather than his usual tools and weapons of mass destruction. He's seriously into the torturous aspect of things.

He absolutely laughs with his victims. More so, at them! Silently, of course, but it definitely feels teasy. He loves making his victims blush by making it as embarrassing as possible.

Definitely utilizes the psychological aspect of tickling against his victims. Will use blindfolds and gags depending on the mood he is in. Isn't opposed to binding his victims in order to make the torture much more unbearable. I can't stop imagining him honking his lil bicycle horn at victims before he tickles them. Ahhhhh.

Will 100% tickle his victims until they pee!! Lol. He finds it to be hilarious every time! And he'll never let you live it down either.

Art definitely loves the idea of tickling people on vulnerable areas like their necks and ribs and stomachs (usually where he cuts/stabs people) as he finds it endearing humans are ticklish where they're vital organs are.

Don't let him find your worst spot. Literally. The torture will NEVER stop. Especially the more you beg or scream.

Art definitely is also ticklish. Not growing up with any kind of affectionate contact, it's a new concept for him, which is why he tends to go overboard with tickling. He's not used to the sensation, and tickling him is possible if you can catch him off guard, but be careful... Art will always get revenge on those who dare to tickle him, and his payback will be a thousand times worse. Seriously. He takes being tickled as a challenge and will stop at nothing to make sure those who even try to learn their lesson.

Behind the scenes: I'm a big believer that there is a lot of goofing around between takes and such during the production of horror movies such as this one. And the premise of the protagonist actors being chased, cornered, jump scared, and wrestled etc, sometime, somewhere, someone is BOUND to be tickled either by accident or on purpose during the making of these scenes. And because Art's actor seems like a loveable goofball in real life, it makes me think these are that much more likely to happen, not only behind the scenes, but even in character since David makes Art so loveable even though Art is also a completely demonic little shit.

[yourmajestybee]

I saw Wicked the movie (I had already seen the musical!) and now I got wizard of oz on the brain so here’s my pitch for a rise of the brave tangled dragons au

Are y’all seeing the vision??

[half-shadowgalra]

I have a trauma head cannon for Will

but it’s kinda out of pocket

not even in the sense of “trauma because siblings died”

like obviously I believe he has trauma from all of his siblings dying

but I also have another trauma head cannon for him, and like…

i dont even really know why or how my brain decided “yes, this is the trauma that he would have”

because it’s not influenced by the cannon AT ALL

and I want to make that VERY CLEAR

but because of that, I’m not sure if I want to share it

:/

so if anyone wants to hear about my dark head cannon trauma for Will Solace that is NOT INFLUENCED BY THE TEXT WHAT SO EVER/srs

I guess interact with this? Idk

or just ignore me

I’m brain dead

(Edit : I wrote the headcannon/fanfiction in a reblog of this post if anyone who finds this wants to read it, just fyi, it does get a bit intense and could be triggering for some people)

[jetsteelyourheart]

Hatchetfield Meta Head-cannon: Bill used the Black Book to become Solomon Lauter the Mayor of Hatchetfield

For this scenario we are absolutely gonna ignore that hot minute that Alice and mayor Solomon appear at the same time during Killer Track*

Hear me out: After the events of Watcher World, Bill realized there was some freaky shit going on in Hatchetfield, but he also wanted a way for him and his daughter to be close again. He learned about the black book and used it to give him the money and ability to keep Alice safe.

The power? Become the mayor.

What does he want? Keep Alice safe and have her live with him instead.

What does he give up?

Well, whats the most important thing in the world to Bill? The time spent with his daughter

Bill and Solomon Lauter are the same person. Solomon has all of his old memories, so he remembers the cost of the book. The best way Bill can keep Alice safe is if he doesn't care about her the most of any person, and the same for her. Bill/Solomon has to keep his distance and also make sure that he is not what Alice/Steph cares about most. It doesn't work though, because Max (and his super sense for Nerds) sees Solomon for who he really is: Dorky, musical loving Bill the dad.

Similarly, Alice is now Stephanie Lauter, with no memory of being Alice. She has a similar overall personality, and isn't into the normal popular girl fair (frankly, its interesting she's even considered popular, as she seem perfectly happy to buck all norms). The one big clue they may be the same? The obsession over the phone:

At Watcher World, Alice was glued to her phone and the big tipping point was Bill dropping it off the roller coaster - it literally caused them to almost kill each other. Alice was constantly watching her phone. In Watcher World. Who is influenced heavily by Blinky.

Then later in NPMD, we see that Steph has an unhealthy attachment to her phone, but we don't really understand why beyond the "haha kids today, am I right?"

Solomon even goes so far as to try and smash it with a hammer, and is only stopped when Steph literally places her hand in the way. This scene parallels so hard with the scene in Watcher World where Bill is playing the hammer game and has visions of smashing Alice's head with the big hammer, as he isn't able to win her a Blinky Doll.

I really want to know what's on that phone that is so important to Steph, because she mentions pictures and contacts but never why they are so important to her. I think part of it is Blinky's subtle influence, but what if there's more than just that - what if she has photos she doesn't remember: photos of when she and Bill were a family and they looked happy?

TLDR: Bill Woodward used the black book to change his daughter's fate, making them into Solomon and Steph Lauter, and in doing so lost what was most precious to him: Steph's memories of their happiness as father and daughter

[hercarisntyours]

the primes had a selca day and D-16 definitely participated and was well known in the megatronus prime sub fandom

[strugglingatart]

Funny, but not funny haha, funny weird that despite Gorgug being the one who has canonically kissed a guy that somehow Fabian, who only has expressed interest in women is the definitively gay™ to some of y'all

[batshikns]

because im prolly not gonna finish this tonight(RIP MY MOTIVATION), here's the pencil sketch i did during school. Hope yall had a good solar eclipse <3