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#how#LIKE HOW#he's too hot i can't#and he smiles like a baby boy too??#mick schumacher#formula 1#f1#you're welcome
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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i am not immune to transmascs in sweatpants and a sleeveless top
im rly fucking weak about it actually
#losing my mind rn#i still can't get over it#💀 i told him aksksksk the prog won buddy my boy my guy i can Not think straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i look at someone's upper back a little too long then i can't get them out of my head for 2 days is this how it is??!#(。ノω\。) i haven't seen him in a while im not used to how hot he actually is#which is funny bc i distinctly know what he looks like but u ever just see someone irl and you're like AAAAA THEY'RE HOT#⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ ♡ hey ..#my friend how close ur sitting makes my heart feel like it's going to explode but I'm trying to be so cool about it#but also not really 🫠#not anymore!! 😭 i need to let u know
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bf!toru being the sweetest boyfriend ever whenever you're exhausted and clingy and needy. he'll try to make you sleep at first but he's weak to your whines and complains :( his baby can't sleep because they're too horny, surely he can do something about this right?
he'll either fuck you with his fingers, with his soft lips giving you sweet pecks on your face and neck while he coos at you, his long fingers stretching and curling at your sweet spot. that'll usually do the trick.
but if his baby wants more, who is he to say no?! he's sliding inside you, his warmth the perfect cure to that ache you're feeling :( he'll fuck you slowly and deeply, making sure you feel every drag of his cock.. if you're feeling it, he can even play with your nipples or clit too, but only if you aren't too exhausted. he doesn't want to push you too much after all. he's such a sweetheart </3
and then when you're out like a light after finishing once, he'll give you cuddles until you're all better again, and then he can fuck you 'properly' when you wake up all energized ^_^ i'm normal about him yes
18+ mdni; fem!reader
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NONNIEE YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE I WANT YOUUUUUUUUUU oh it's all so fucking sweet and intimate too... satoru can't stop pressing kisses all over your face with a smile on his lips you're just so fucking cute:((((( his dick twitches at the soft little mewls that keep spilling from you, and you're just oh so fucking wet and warm around his fingers he can't get enough of you!!!!
he raises your leg as he has you on your side, his hips grinding into your in an almost painfully slow tempo... you're squirming, so desperate and needy for more and who's he to refuse you of anything? he loves you so fucking much. so while his lips are still locked onto the sensitive skin of your neck, he rubs his hard cock over your sticky folds and grins when you cry out his name.
"yeah, want toru to take care of you, hm?" his voice is raspy, all tired from his day but it's so fucking hot and you're weak for it; your nails dig into his forearms as he presses his tip to your hole. he presses it in only an inch before stopping, he wants to be a little mean - he wants to hear you whine for him some more but when he feels your own hand on top his, guiding his cock into you, he succumbs.
you both let out a moan at the same time, a perfect harmony as he sinks into your wet cunt. he goes all the way until his balls rest against your ass, his lips stuck to your skin as if you're the air he needs to breathe. as if you're the one thing he needs to survive. he doesn't want to let go.
the roll of his hips is slow, way slower than usual because he just want you both to feel all of it. his hand rests just above where you're connected with your own right on top of his and it's romantic. all you can hear is the slick sounds of his dick pushing inside you and his shallow breaths as he nibbles on your ear.
he's pressed flush against you, the warmth of his body just adding to the sensation of being filled to the brim and it doesn't take you long to reach your high. he fucks you through it with a sleepy smile on his face. he whispers words of love as you twitch in his arms, the letters of his name rolling from your tongue like a waterfall.
and when your breathing slows and you melt into him while he's still buried deep inside you, satoru's chest swells with pride and adoration. he stays nestled like that for some time; his fingers dance on your skin, carving little hearts into you like he's some teenager. he just can't help it...
and after he regains his compose and his ability to think, he pushes off the bed as cautiosly as he can as to not wake you from your slumber. he grabs a towel to clean you up before gently peeling your sweaty shirt from your body and changing that into a new one. and then he spends a good ten minutes just staring at you with a lovesick look on his face. he traces your features as you sleep - the bridge of your nose, the apples of your cheeks, your jaw. your lips. and then he presses a kiss to your forehead, the promise of a life time written into your skin, before plopping down into the bed with you. he holds you close just like he always does and drifts to dreamland with you by his side. he loves you so much<33333
#WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW#I'M BLACKING OUT SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCEEEE#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#THIS IS A HEAT STROKEEE I CAN'T TAKE IT HE'S WAY TOO HOT#HEHEHEHHEHEE#ILYSM NONNIE THIS WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!#friends!!#angel boy#wtf mickey can write#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut
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Just a little early season spencer dump 🤗
taglist- @spencers1wifey | @mvndfvelds | @mindfullycriminal | @luce-reid I @ferrjulie | @khxna | @ilovebeingdelulu | @lover-of-books-and-tea I@jaden-reid | @eli-chris | @multifandomsimp69 | @multiversejumper | @shadoesx
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#Oh my elordi#I can't with this man#He's too hot#criminal minds#bau#bau team#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x male reader#Spencer reid x gel teader#Spencer reid x gn reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid pics#mgg#matthew gray gubler#matthew gray Gubler pics#Criminal minds pics
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thirty & flirty & thriving / shower drains HATE them
#horreurart#death note#spent an hour slapping some color on this several months old sketch because i really like it but i don't think it's ever getting finished 💀#anyway where's morgan's Mello Is Fine posting. because he is. fine. look at him. he works out#also please note i tried to give mello stubble but i hated it so much i got rid of it. sorry im too much of a lesbian. i'm sure he'd#look properly rugged but i can't pull it off#anyway local hot goth who is aging like milk due to severe substance abuse in his youth + his ethereal elfin boyfriend of confusing gender#because mello is Fine near's hair gets done because in this universe he is not grievously depressed (: it's yaoi so i get to decide the#complex ptsd's been [REDACTED] out of him (it has not)#thanks for coming to my ted talk#meronia#near#mello#near dn#mello dn#mihael keehl#nate river#near death note#mello death note
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I want Ghostfuckers to come out just for the chance to see Blitz in this fit, serving so much rizz that it should be illegal.
That's it, that's the post.
#Am I the only one that wants to see Blitz in this outfit?#I can't be#This man has so much rizz#Stolas I get it#Everytime I look at Blitz I understand why it only took Stolas 5 seconds to go 'I want him'#Because I want him#He really is too imp to simp#Did Verosika just fall in love with Blitz cuz he's hot cuz same#I think about Blitz carnally#I have so much love for him#Don't judge me#helluva boss blitz#blitzø#blitzo#helluva blitz#I assume anyone that likes this post just secretly agrees#But if you repost this post you also think he's hot#I am so jealous of Millie rn ngl
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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask
DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#vaguely. mostly for the tags#i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon#bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even#Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on#like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin#but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why#bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways#do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person#bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie#i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like#like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else#i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones#so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group#social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it#but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops#and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead#so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism#more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are#due to the aforementioned siffrin negging#so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit
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Body heat
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Ghoulcy Week Day 1 - Cold Wasteland Nights
Yes, I am late and my lighting sucks raider balls but here's a thing for Ghoulcy week 😃
UPDATE: Uploaded slightly better version (or at least one with stars lol 🤣) original below the cut 🙂
#the ghouls probably like a walking furnace with all that radiation lol#he's hot in more ways than one 😃#ghoulcy week#ghoulcy#vaultghoul#cooper howard#the ghoul#lucy maclean#fallout#my posts#my art#ghouly-boi#lucy x cooper#lucy x the ghoul#cooper x lucy#ghoul x lucy#cooper howard x lucy maclean#lucy maclean x cooper howard#can't believe i forgot the fucking stars lmao#i was up til like 6 in the morning working on this so#added some texture too i think i like the effect#idk tell me what you guys think?#relearning how to color cause i haven't arted in a looowwwng time
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i just want to say your art is so cool oh my gods like genuinely its so…. dhdhhsdhbajdbabdbdb.:!!.!!:₱;!:’ THE STYLIZATION IS SO!!!!! RHE WAY EVERYTHING FLOWS TOGETEHR OGH H YMGMDODDDDDD ITS SO COOPL!!!!!!! YOUR MESSY DOODLES R SO COOL TOO OH HMY GODDDDNdjdhsbhdbdbwjshshab
ok km. normal. normal now. on the topic of normal i would like to request a little normal oak… my boy… you Do Not need to do it though!!!!!! i just wanted to say your art is very cool whebjabsbs
thank you so much this is very sweet - I've been dying lately due to heat warnings in my area LOL happy pride <3 <3
#it's so hot outside it's killing me i need a cool drink in my hand at all times#dndads#dungeons and daddies#oakworthy#normal oak swallows garcia#hermie the unworthy#nick's here too but he's not important not rn#can't go through pride without bringing back the teenie tape i hate him so much but he sparks Some joy so that counts for smthn#i've also been thinking about Hermie lately bc i've been on a musical binge so theyre here lol#rip Hermie idk if you would've liked NP&TGC of 1812 but Dust and Ashes wouldve Done Something to you#my artwork
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"Sweaty Gale in a suit"
The galemancer community is full of talented writers and artists. I’m sorry I’m not one of you. So you get more photos of Gale, at least I know how to take them.
#i don't know what tags to use this time#he's too hot... i can't think straight#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#bg3 screenshots
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Soshiro Hoshina kaiju no. 8
(ovaries went boooom)
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Oh... 👁️👄👁️
#i can't get enough of this man#is it hot in here?#ugh#that look#he's too hot#chest#chest hair#orb#hot sexy wizard#rizzard of waterdeep#manbun gale#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 screenshots
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Quest Failed
#tes#oblivion#shivering isles#gundlar#flesh atronach#hero of kvatch#hok#sheo!hok#tes oc#oc: acelta#tesblr#quest failed: it appears lord sheogorath rather summon a naked dead body than ask me. a functional human being for help#can't believe my lord would make sandwich with a bloody daedra than me. his actual chef lol#i was inspired by shencomix (owlturd) when he summon cthulhu to open jar for him#and he used the hot water technique#i mostly use the bonk the lid technique. hit the middle or the side. you can hear a pop sound means air is in and it's open#there's one time i bought a bottle of drink after work but i was too tired and didn't have the strength to open it#what is the best thing to do during that XD should i ask a random stranger for help?
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#this made me laugh and every time i see it i laugh again#seonghwa#mingi#ateez#park seonghwa#song mingi#ateez gif#seonghwa gif#mingi gif#maxsixgif#seonghwa is virtually never phased by mingi's antics#i know Seonghwa's inner monologue here was : this fcking kid again#remember that time mingi was singing at full volume and seonghwa dissociated to another realm lol#i re edited this one too bc i couldn't stand the logos#i'm annoyed mingi is as adorable as he is hot#that's just not fair#pick one#you can't have both
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no even if it was the doggy position he'd lean against your figure and nuzzle his face to the crook of your neck, one arm embracing u tightly that man CANNOT even fuck you without making sure you know you're loved - bnuuy bunny bun
oh you're so right... I've always thought that too...
aki is just the sweetest to you, even when he's fucking you from behind he's still treating you so softly — he presses his body close to yours, practically leaning against you, and he grabs your chin and tilts your head up so he can kiss your forehead. he's so slow and gentle with every deep rock of his hips to make sure he won't hurt you.
and since he can't see your face from this position, can't look into your eyes, can't kiss you as easily as he wants to, he ends up talking a whole lot more; aki leans in close to your ear and mutters constant breathy words of reassurance, telling you how good you're making him feel, how perfect you are, how much he loves you.
god, you're beautiful, so beautiful, he's mumbling in his smooth tone, he holds your waist steady with one hand and drags his palm over your back, your side, down to your thighs, his touch so gentle it could only be his. you can hear him breathing hard in your ear, can feel his heart pounding in his chest when he wraps an arm around you and pulls you closer. he kisses your nape, rests his hand over yours when he sees you grabbing a tight fistful of the pillow, his fingers caress your knuckles ever-so delicately as he fucks into you nice and slow until his pelvis is flush with your ass. you feel so good, want you to moan for me louder- can you say my name baby? that's it... I've got you... I love you, love you more than anything...
#I was happy when I first saw your ask because I always think of this too lolol#he's just.... so soft....#okay maybe he could look into your eyes by making you tilt your head back and that'd be kind of hot#but that's super uncomfortable for your neck and he wants you to be comfy#he'll run his fingers through your hair while you bury your face in the pillow and scream#it's like... I've always thought doggy is kind of an impersonal position because you can't see each other (maybe u understand)#but aki makes it *very* personal#he's constantly running his hands all over you and making sure you're hearing his voice#aki. I need you#ask mags#aki <3#aki hayakawa x reader#aki x reader#aki hayakawa smut#aki smut
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