#he's so crazy for this man
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i think it's really funny how director li haoling mentioned how the leads of link click couldn't be a male and a female because then 'matters of the heart would make it more complicated for them to work together' SIR YOUR MALE LEADS ARE RIPPING THE LITERAL SPACE TIME CONTINUUM TO STAY TOGETHER I THINK THEIR HEARTS ARE PRETTY FUCKING INVOLVED ?? 😂😂☝️
edit : okay let me just say this to clear doubt or anything, i truly do not believe the director views them platonically. given what he's directed in the past and currently, i highly doubt he isn't aware of what he's making, this is just a light tease over what he's said in an interview! keep in mind, censorship is most definitely a real thing, and he's already walking a tight as hell rope
#link click#link click spoilers#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang dailiren#lu guang#shiguang#can't breathe#he really said this just for the hets#no because how could it get more fucking romantic than this#me when i rip apart space and time for my bro#he's so crazy for this man
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware#boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu#he’s anything BUT boring#he just doesn’t say shit lmao#fionna and cake#adventure time#atimers#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time fanart#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#princess bubblegum#cake the cat
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wanted to do a redraw of tfone starscream and went a little crazy
#havent rendered in forever and im kinda shocked it turned out good#im so crazy about tfone starscream man..hes a man in his mid 40's and hes tired#my art#starscream#transformers one#maccadam#transformers
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assad on daniel's turning. what the fuck.
#do i even need to say it. he wants to fuck that old man so badly.#assad zaman#eric bogosian#iwtv#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#iwtv cast#og post#sam's “do tell” is crazy#zamasian
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Michael Afton is so fucking old in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#security breach#you ever meet someone younger than you and it makes you turn to dust#this is what this comic is based off of that feeling#it’s just super funny and extreme in Michael’s case#cause he’s basically a zombie he doesn’t age normally#so perpetually looking like he’s in his 20s#but technically if Michael were ever able to meet vanesss in security breach era#he’s an old man dudes like 50 to 60 years old#which isn’t that crazy old but again he looks the same#so him hearing Vanessa wasn’t even born in the 90s#simply ages him rapidly kills him on the spot#he’s so relatable for this too I understand him
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
#laius thorden#laios touden#kabru#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#Linktoo art#labru#narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway#the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me#its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations#just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him#the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him#hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process#meanwhile#laius is just autistic
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Slight spoilers, completely humor purpose cause it's funny.
Lads headcanon, what if we're astra's daughter and he just can't stand the idea of his child in a relationship.
"You can't fall in love with the god of the sea! He's a drama queen and all the way in the depths of lemuria!"
"Maybe some time in the mountains with my forseer will do you some good.... YOU CANNOT MARRY THE FORSEER NO MORE MOUNTAIN- I SAID NO MORE-"
"You know what, I think you should go learn some swordsmanship and what better place than philos? NOT THE PRINCE-"
"Look at all the beautiful flowers mc- mc? Mc- A MF DRAGON?!"
"Now, you're in a simple life now, no dragons, my forseer almost killed me, the sea god is supposedly dead and the prince is on a deepspace mission from philos, no dragons or nothing in this time period- PUT THAT POOR BOY DOWN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN-"
Hes just a tired overprotective dad.
#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love and deepspace mc#lads zayne#mc headcanon#lads headcanon#spoilers?#lads spoilers#mc makes her dad such a tired old man lol#hes trying so hard as she goes through her “boy crazy” phase (she is a grown ass woman)#sylus#rafayel love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#caleb love and deepspace#lads men#humor
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guess who got themself hyperfixated on yet another piece of shockingly emotionally compelling children’s media




#dog man#dogman#petey the cat#lil petey#yolay caprese#sarah hatoff#detey#sarah x yolay#<- do they have a ship name? idk but they mean a lot to me#it’s funny bc I knew these books got crazy emotional before I read em bc I’ve seen pages posted from em before#but I still was not prepared for how much they genuinely made me sob#that gay little cat means the world to me#big fan of the reverse divorce arc he and dogman are going down#these characters are so much fun to draw#I LOVE FINALLY BEING INTERESTED IN SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE CHARACTER DESIGNS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Take My Heart, Take My Name
Listen. Danny is a menace with affectionate nicknames, and Tim is so weak for it.
It starts small, a casual “hey, babe” here, a “thanks, darling” there. Tim thinks he’s fine at first—sure, his heart skips a beat, and yeah, maybe he has to take a moment to compose himself, but he tells himself it’s no big deal.
Except then Danny takes it up a notch, like he’s testing Tim’s self-control.
Honey. Danny calls Tim honey one night and Tim seriously thinks it's game over. He's done for. Finished. Danny could ask him to jump into a Lazarus Pit, and Tim would already be in mid-air. “Hey, honey, can you grab my jacket?” Yes. Yes, he can. He can grab Danny’s jacket, his wallet, his hand in marriage—whatever Danny wants.
And just when Tim thinks he’s adjusted to that, Danny has to go and casually destroy him again.
“Morning, Polaris,” Danny says, voice soft and warm, and Tim nearly drops his coffee mug. Polaris. His chest tightens at the word, at the meaning behind it. The North Star—the one constant in the sky, the guide through uncertainty. That’s how Danny sees him? It’s almost too much. Tim has to physically turn around and pretend to check his phone, hiding the way his face burns and his throat tightens with something dangerously close to tears. Danny doesn’t just say it like it’s some throwaway nickname; he says it like it’s a promise, like he’s quietly reminding Tim just how much he means to him.
But the real killer? The absolute fatality? It’s when Tim overhears Danny talking about him to someone else.
“Oh yeah, Tim’s amazing,” Danny says, casually. “My man’s the smartest guy I know.”
My man.
Tim’s entire world stops. He doesn’t even realize he’s holding his breath until he exhales a few seconds later, completely dazed. My man. It’s not just that Danny’s saying it; it’s the way he says it. The pride in his voice, the casual possessiveness, the ease with which he claims Tim like that—like they’re already this unshakable thing. His. And Tim can’t believe it.
It doesn’t matter that they’ve been together for a while; hearing Danny claim him like that still makes him feel like he’s the luckiest person alive. Every time Danny says it, Tim can feel his heart racing, his head spinning.
And how could he not? He wants to give Danny everything. Every inch of himself, every breath, every dream, every fear. Tim wants to live his life wrapped in Danny’s laugh, stitched into the fabric of his love. If Danny wanted proof, Tim would carve his devotion into the stars themselves, would pluck out his own heart and place it in Danny’s hands as an offering. He’d give up anything, anyone, just to keep Danny smiling like that, to hear him say my man again.
Tim’s in a puddle, utterly lost in the warmth of it. His chest tightens, and he can’t stop the little smile that’s spreading across his face. My man. That’s his Danny. And God, if this is what it feels like to be loved by him, then Tim’s never going back.
And the thing is, Danny knows exactly what he’s doing. The way Tim lights up whenever he calls him something sweet? The soft little smile he tries to hide? Danny lives for it.
“Baby, are you okay?” Danny asks one day when Tim is just staring at him, dazed and lovestruck.
“Yeah,” Tim mumbles, his voice barely audible. “I just… like when you call me that.”
Danny grins, leaning closer. “What, baby?”
Tim nods, face bright red.
And from then on, it’s over. Tim is officially a nickname addict. Sweetheart, baby, honey, love—he eats it all up. It’s his lifeline. His kryptonite. And the best part? Danny never holds back.
#tim drake#danny phantom#danny fenton#brain dead#dead tired#dc x dp#lovesick fools#dannys love language is words of affirmation#which includes giving the people he loves nicknames#tim goes crazy for them everytime#hearing danny call him my man in front of others is so hot to him he's frothing at the mouth#i love when aus make danny call his loved one polaris
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Defending Damian’s worst antics purely on the basis of “if you’re an experienced vigilante/combatant and you get murked by a child that’s a skill issue on your part”
#Yes even if the child is assassin trained#every time someone brings up that dumb ass Injustice scene I’m like well maybe Dick’s skull shouldn’t be so soft. Grown ass man 🙄#bro got Cain and Abel’d by a middle schooler SKILL ISSUE (it’s crazy how dirty that universe did him lmaooo)#’but what about when he-‘idc. skill issue.#Damian Wayne
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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more
#psych#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#shassie#like#what the hell man#also lassie calling him 'shawn' all through shawn takes a shot in the dark was Something#i know it's because he was with henry and it would have been weird to last name him to his dad#but still it was wild#AND shawn tried to call out to him as 'carlton' in the same episode??? hello???#and the moment where lassie stops the car and shawn immediately holds the gun out for him is like#yeah they annoy each other so so much#but they're soooo in sync#they Get each other#they drive me fucking crazy like everyone on the show talks about shawn and gus's weird little thing#but no one mentions shawn and lassie's weird little thing#probably because lassie would shoot them but still
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johan's scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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I CAUGHT HIM
I FOUND IT.
grian didnt include it in his own episode and lizzie didn't include it either and i didn't see it in mumbos episode? but in skizz's episode you see him add the <3 by his name and then spin around really quickly like he's scared someone saw
#ive been going crazy cause he's the only one who *would* have added the heart by his own name#but hes decided to be sneaky with it.#and for why#dfgjnmkfg#like#sus.#cause obviously he wanted other people to see it but didn't show it in his episode#so its only shown later when scar's erasing it#dgoujkmfg#they drive me crazy#theyre obsessed with each other#tell the little bread man in the red jumper that I've caught him in the act#grian#ldshadowlady#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#the spanners#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#scarian#wild life#wild life spoilers#life series#pixls things
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Prince Regent Aemond The Wise 💅💅
#thank you sincerely aemond those ratcatchers are yesterday's news#everyone's tired of them#that f bomb was crazy my man is so articulate and now he just said it#hotdedit#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#targaryensource#gameofthronesdaily#hotdcentral#targnation#dailyhotdgifs#userbbelcher#useroptional#dailyflicks#myedit#hotd spoilers
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adrien tell ur mom to leave me alone !
#rip emilie agreste u would’ve loved breaking dawn pt. 1#and family vlogger youtube channels#and AI#my art#emilie agreste#ml#she’s plaguing me. can you tell#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#gabriel agreste#nathalie sancoeur#i think it’s so swag that peacock holders don’t get masks#they just turn purple#the peacock miraculous made everyone slay#except for gabe. that man couldn’t slay if his life depended on it. he only knows how do get uglier.#anyway shout out to the emilie agreste who lives in my brain. that girl is crazy#thirteen#eye strain#tw eyestrain#eyestrain
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gimme soap x reader in a lifetime-esque thriller where you marry a guy you barely know to escape a crazy stalker that keeps getting bolder and scarier, only for your husband to end up killed after a hit and run several months after your wedding, leaving you utterly alone in the middle of nowhere.
at least until a man shows up claiming to be his younger brother.
he's a little strange, but he seems strong. dependable. and when he tells you he's in the military, you relax. because he seems more than capable enough to do something about a creepy guy who broke into your house and left a wedding dress on your bed, prompting this vegas wedding to begin with. he'll protect you—so long as you don't go into his room. a caveat you have to respect considerating this used to be his childhood home, too.
so you do. and it's easy. all of it is so—easy. he just seems to know everything about you. to get you in a way no one else ever has. and it's flattering, being at the mercy of such an intense man's interest. a little wrong, but—
"he'd have wanted th'." he tells you, eyes bright. feverish. "he'd have wanted what was best fer ye." and you have to believe it. you let yourself believe it.
until the lead detective on the case tells you that your husband was an only child.
#give this man to lifetime#let him be the crazy obsessed stalker in a made for tv movie#hes just so big bad wolf pretending to be little reds grandma ok#soap x reader#johnny mactavish x reader
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