#give this man to lifetime
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gimme soap x reader in a lifetime-esque thriller where you marry a guy you barely know to escape a crazy stalker that keeps getting bolder and scarier, only for your husband to end up killed after a hit and run several months after your wedding, leaving you utterly alone in the middle of nowhere.
at least until a man shows up claiming to be his younger brother.
he's a little strange, but he seems strong. dependable. and when he tells you he's in the military, you relax. because he seems more than capable enough to do something about a creepy guy who broke into your house and left a wedding dress on your bed, prompting this vegas wedding to begin with. he'll protect you—so long as you don't go into his room. a caveat you have to respect considerating this used to be his childhood home, too.
so you do. and it's easy. all of it is so—easy. he just seems to know everything about you. to get you in a way no one else ever has. and it's flattering, being at the mercy of such an intense man's interest. a little wrong, but—
"he'd have wanted th'." he tells you, eyes bright. feverish. "he'd have wanted what was best fer ye." and you have to believe it. you let yourself believe it.
until the lead detective on the case tells you that your husband was an only child.
#give this man to lifetime#let him be the crazy obsessed stalker in a made for tv movie#hes just so big bad wolf pretending to be little reds grandma ok#soap x reader#johnny mactavish x reader
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Gosh, is this really only my second winter piece this season?? Yikes… And I claim to love this season ;~;
Ik winter’s not over yet, but it’s that time of year where I go on my (planned ^^;;;) break, this piece being my send off (…potentially… I’ll try and see if I can manage a sketch by tonight, but if not, this is it for now). I’ll still be here since it’s a month-long break focused mostly on my iPad (I mean, I can’t stay off it completely, but I’ll try to do as much as I can, eheh. This also means I might post a traditional sketch or two. Maybe, maybe not. But no digital works, that’s for sure). I’d say I’d just be more infrequent, but, like… I’ve already been rather infrequent lately, too…
Fun fact: This was actually intended to be an autumn piece, but then my art rut happened. So I decided to update it into a winter piece. Took a lot longer than I intended to, but I’m still recovering from that rut… only for me to take another break from art now 🙃 Ah, well. C’est la vie.
#bleach#inoue orihime#kurosaki ichigo#ichihime#fanart#digital art#digital sketch#anywho per the reason i take a break anyway:#ramadan mubarak 🌙 ✨✨—almost but i’ll say it now instead of later :P#last time i said that i was in the midst of physics…#man what a lifetime ago…#also regardless of if it’s winter or not#i’ll probably scatter some winter pieces throughout the year#gotta give winter justice 😤#and just ‘cause it’s over for the northern hemisphere doesn’t mean there *isn’t* a winter coming up…!!
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thinking abt merlin through the ages contending with the fact that arthur is still so present in the land. in mythology in legend in fairytales told to children in books and films and countless other forms of memory. throughout the world he is remembered still, and yes it isn't really him they're remembering, it's the legend of him, the myth, the heroic fool's gold shimmer of his legacy. but he's still here.
#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#forever crazy abt these two. it's abt stories it's about narrative shapes it's abt the weight of legend! it's abt love reworking history!#it's abt the death of someone u loved being retold over and over and over down through centuries of time and never once losing its sting#it's abt fate! destiny! t h white's the once and future king being released in merlin's lifetime and disney making it into a film!#arthuriana AS A CONCEPT. merlin has to contend with arthur - his life his death his everything in between - being a whole area of study!#idk man i think we should have more conversations abt how insane merlin would be after 1500+ years. give me unhinged and borderline derange#NOT TO MENTION the morgana of it all!!! morgan le fay who in common legend SLEPT WITH ARTHUR and conceived mordred by him#who started that legend????????????? more importantly was merlin LIVING IN A CAVE when it began like ur telling me he didn't kill the guy?
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see I’m excited for “Confessions” in the way of seeing this storyline play out of a Mexican character who grew up in the Catholic faith and culture on a network television show and how we have seen him time and time again how this faith has directed the decisions he has made like “Confessions” will be an interesting watch for sure. Especially with the call backs it has with the “Eddie Begins” episode and huge Eddie storylines in general with big decisions he has made because of the Catholic religion and one of the biggest one’s being he got married young because he got his girlfriend pregnant and how he immediately ran away from home and joined the military and became an Army Medic and we have been getting this referenced time and time again throughout season 8 and him getting married wasn’t even a decision he wanted to make in the first place it was more influenced by his parents because again of the faith of it all and how even towards the end of his relationship with Shannon she was the one that had asked him for a divorce and how in the episode they are responding to a call with a divorced man like it will be interesting to see the direction that they decide for Eddie to take in terms of approaching his religious background with his childhood and current life and what that means for him and how Eddie starts to accept the truths in his life
#and best believe my man ryan is going to give the performance of a lifetime in this weeks episode and I’ll probably be crying lmao#again with the representation of it being a mexican character struggling and it all coming back to catholic guilt like it’s just something!#also tim saying that his favorite all time eddie scene is in this episode like let me just scream now#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 season 8#911 s8#more of steph’s random thoughts
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so like, is he called Checker Face because... his face is checkered??
#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#I'm about to give this man the makeover of a lifetime#but first I need to figure out WHAT THE FUCK
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HE TOOK HIS GLASSES OFF IN!!! BETWEEN!!!! THE KISS!!!!!!!!
#[𐐪— rheya talks. 𐑂]#I BARKED SOOOO LOUD#oh god oh fuck#ZAYNE THE MAN THAT YOU ARE#AND THE WAY HE PINNED HER YO THE WALL???#SWEPT THE BOOKS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE#PICKED HER UP#PUT HER ON THE FUCKING TABLE#AND CONTINUED MAKING OUT#THE ONE SHOT OF HIS BACK OH MY FUCK#AND HIS FUCKING HANDSvvvv#MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR#and this is why ladies and gentleman zayne has always been my fav#ugh i need him you don’t understand#honorable sylus mention too bc that shit was hot af#he was HUNGRY#when he picked her up by the waist and fixed her position in his lap???#the intertwined fingers on the bed???#the gentleness of his hand on her head as he’s kissing??#oh god he’s been waiting for that kiss for lifetimes#pls lnds gods give me zayne and sylus and my life is yours#guys i’m so insane actually#that shit was so hot bye
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THE LEAGUE IS OURS REDSSSS LET'S GOOO 🔥❤️❤️❤️
The commentator really said that they need to give whatever Trent wants bc of what he's doing to our team and he's not wrong.
#sara watching football#give this man a lifetime contract for my sake 😔🙏#trent alexander arnold#liverpool fc#cody gakpo#mo salah#dominik szoboszlai
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actual photo my sister edited for me and sent me in the place of a normal valentine
#i love her so much and she knows me so insanely well#she captioned this ‘‘he’s standing under your window belting out AND IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOUUUUU’’#and you know what? i can accept that#he’s so perfect i love him so much#no flowers no candy no singing required#i would love him every day every moment every second even if all we ever did was spend time together#that’s all i want it’s ALL i want#come and give me some sweet loving perfect man#beloved husband i am yours forever#i will wait a lifetime#he’s so great he’s SOOOO GREATTTT#my valentine all year round#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#funny#memes#valentine’s day
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When I was in high school I was president of history club but literally all we did was argue about which historical figure would win in a fight so to this day I have little meaningful knowledge of history but I do have an uncomfortably detailed theory on why Lincoln could kick Eisenhower's ass
#the first things you take into account are size agility and strength#then hand to hand combat training and experience#then their track record in man to man fights during their lifetime#oh and it was always no weapons and no prep time and nothing off limits#dde may be the greatest military mind ever to hold that office I'm not sure but he easily could be#but during his lifetime lincoln never. lost. a. fight.#and he got in a LOT of fights#he was famously strong and agile not to mention huge#he once participated in a strongman contest with the entire crew of a naval ship and won handily#now did he ever come up against a tougher son of a bitch than dde? unlikely#but I'm still giving it to Lincoln#op#shitpost
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i want salieri to have more nice things so
man in his life literally tutored brightest musicians of our world, hell, he even tutored mozart’s son
watch guda summoning a bunch of high rarity famous musicians who look cool and even maybe cold af but the moment they see salieri they go all excited like ‘teacher!’
also lmao with Beethoven it’s even funnier because salieri and beethoven engage into fast sign language conversation you’ll take that hc from my dead cold hands
at this point man mothered mentored child servants and brightest musicians, watch them be his emotional support
#fate grand order#fgo#antonio salieri#im kinda sad people miss the fact man was at top of musical hierarchy of europe#man tutored insane amount of people in his lifetime#Salieri as a musician is underrated af and I’m fucking sad#the fact that even in beat classical music compilation he most of the times isn’t even mentioned#he’s such a mom fight me#i honestly want him to be more appreciated in lore by his achievements and personality rather than what he has become#i know Salieri we have in game is an unstable mixture of rumors bad reputation and recollections of salieri but#in my eyes he IS salieri despite his own denial#give this poor man a good amount of therapy I beg
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Might have read my favourite book of the year. That's going to be hard to beat.
#give it up for day 3#i will say tho men will write 1000 words about women and they all suck#they write 10 about another man and it's the most moving lovesick thing in the world that will stay with you for a lifetime#there's more than 10 but you get what i mean
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why am i sighing in jealousy over couples who are kiss-compatible heights like this is a real problem i deal with
#the last person i kissed was 5'10“ a lifetime ago#but girl you are not actually giving a 253cm man neck pain shut up
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“Deliverance,” Marvel Zombies: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2023), #1.
Writer: Ashley Allen; Artist: Justin Mason; Letterer: Clayton Cowles
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel Zombies: Black White & Blood#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Khonshu#to use Chaosherald’s language (thanks again you’re a real one ^^) this story is generally rather not a good time for Marc#but there are still some things here I really enjoy#A) love the idea of Marc getting and giving back to Chicago#because sure NYC is as intwined in Marvel as a comparative lack of teen sidekicks#but man it could be really fun to see this Chicagoan raise some Cain in his hometown#2) always a fan of MK telling Khonshu how it is (at least…for as long as it lasts)#Finally…y’all have no big how big of a sigh of relief I gave when I determined that the Moon Knight story in this issue was NOT#Garth Ennis’ contribution hahaha#I’m already well on my way to an ulcer as is I don’t need anymore stressors askfjk (Punisher MAX and Tangled Web: The Thousand#were already more than enough to last a lifetime thank you)
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Would I be proving my therapist (who has been voicing some concerns about my depression maybe getting worse but like I feel like it's fine) right by cancelling my appointment tomorrow cause I just don't wanna. Like all I have to report is that I'm tired and I wanna rest and I just don't really feel like it y'know
#unrelated to the flu shot but i'm certain i'll feel it tomorrow#idk i've been in a weird state lately where i get really excited about my art and i get super talkative in general#i feel peppy and enthusiastic and excited and then i just crash. HARD.#it feels like all the years of being a shut-in finally catch up to me all at once and it's like apocalyptic hellfire all consuming agony#and nobody is ever gonna love me again bc i refuse to allow it and the lights are too bright in public spaces.#i feel like i'm not really a person outside of my interests and my artwork. i forget that i'm like. a being.#i think i'm also just annoyed bc i'm gonna be Doing Things. already so soon it's gonna be halloween#and i have plans w my sisters and their friends and later i'll be spending the night at my sister's#and i do want to do all that. but it pisses me off that i had waste time today and will have to tomorrow#when i could be drawing. i should have been drawing. i cannot emphasize enough actually#how artwork is just. the one and only thing that makes me feel connected to people.#that brings me joy and purpose like nothing else. so i just get extra upset if i'm gonna be doing too many things LMFAO#and as i say all this like damn milo some people have jobs. i used to. a lifetime ago.#but to be so real i've gotten so much worse. at. everything.#man sometimes i can't even tolerate being at one of my sisters' place bc she doesn't have lamps.#so i just have to chill in the dark in an adjacent room and it's like Fine.#but why can't everyone live by MY rules.#if i skip out on therapy tomorrow i should cancel tonight. i guess i'm just split about it.#like. it's clear i have things to talk about. but man i just don't fucking WANT to. i'm SICK OF IT#it's more of the same and then some. my circumstances will never change bc i'm in hell. okay.#who CARES .......#who GIVES a shit..........#ect.
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#anyways hahahahaha#i know i literally just got to meet phil#after a LIFETIME fixation#and have so much fun at the show#and i know it was HUGE and so wonderful and im so grateful that i got to be there at all muchless meet them#and everyone was so nice to me even tho i didnt have much energy to give them#and i know it sounds stupid and whiny#but god#i am so FUCKING BURNT OUT#ive been riding on fumes for weeks#really for years but im at an exceptionally thin spot rn#and i cant get thru an hour without crying for no reason#im shaking with exhaustion no matter how much i sleep#and lord i sleep a lot lately#all of my hobbies and interests are just kinda there peripherally#nothing interests me and the things that do interest me exhaust me to even think about doing#its been work home work home work home in an increasingly agonizing cycle for the last little bit#and hey man idk if i can keep doing it#ive been working fulltime for 13 years#the longest ive been unemployed was 5 months (?) and not even consecutively#and i was still doing side jobs then#everything is passing in a haze because I have no energy to extend to it#its everything i can do to get myself up in the morning and drag through my work day#i was at the show last night. that ive been wanting to go to since i was 8#i got to meet phil after 16 years#i got to hug them both#and see a lovely show#and the entire time i just felt numb and exhausted and was aching to just go home and sleep so i could shut off#not to kink post on main#but i used to heavily lean on dom/sub dynamics so that i could have someone else be in charge for at least ONE aspect of my fucking life
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I will never forgive the Academy Awards for snubbing Elijah Wood for LOTR btw
#that man was in his early twenties when those films premiered#and he turned in a better performance than most actors give in a lifetime
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