#he's like...bitch I will cut u

[jowbokitten]

Guess who fell for another crackship again-

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

[katierosefun]

not to be like “ugh aos crew” again but ugh aos crew again spock really got accepted into the most prestigious university on vulcan and was like “haha fuck you <3″ bc they insulted the fact that he’s mixed-race jim banged his forehead in the shuttle within the first 30 seconds he was on board leonard was hiding in the bathroom of said shuttle because he hates flying sulu couldn’t get the ship to warp for the first 3 minutes of his first-ever flight on the enterprise uhura is mostly okay still except she’s also got a thing going with her former professor so maybe that raises some eyebrows (ha) scotty is literally in a butt-fuck middle of nowhere outpost on a death ice planet chekov is. seventeen. i don’t really have much more to add to that except guys your ensign is seventeen years old

[wikitpowers]

OH NO bc what if we have a scene where someone questions kit's distant relation to jace bc they think kit is "uglier" and ty fucking loses it, like he is fully ready to throw hands👊🏼

[boxwinebaddie]

everytime i rem(ember) that at the end of rm jersey has short hair something inside me screams and dies

[pinacoladamatata]

Screaming

[seithr]

if this garrus figure does not ship soon i may have to cancel it i'm sad man

[thoroq]

my bf said that thorin during dragon sickness is me when im in a low bp state and ??? thank you 🙏

[rinayeas]

Im still on bear thoughts im sorry ill make this one as brief as possible but

I think its rlly cool how claire represents carmy's past and syd represents his future. And i mean this not even in a sydcarmy way like, claire is what carmy feels about his past, he feels anchored to it, he'll never stop being donna's son, he'll never fix his relationship with mikey, he'll never escape the 'childhood sweethearts' allegations w claire. But sydney represents his future and what he wants to do with his life now in spite of all that, he wants to run the bear, he wants to be sorrounded by his new family, etc etc. That's why he calms down when he thinks of her in his panic attack, he relates her to a new beggining and hope..... damn.....

[fellhellion]

rewatching treasure planet was just. such a breath of fresh air after the kind of writing quality that's been coming out of the big studios these days. so nice to see a story confident in it's ability to have character drama without cheap "UHM i know that i have [problem described through clinical therapy language in some bizarre attempt at a self aware joke which only serves to undercut any kind of emotional connection you're forming w the characters]" beats

[meatmensch]

The people that have abandoned me really need to stop talking to me like they have any right to tell me what to do, or I swear to God, I'm gonna get the FUCKING hammer.

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

work today was fucking terrible

[cwarscars]

i've seen people talk shit about heid being 'weird' or 'creepy' for commenting that sephiroth has 'a 'quite the face' in powerwash sim. bros-

the way i see heid's comments about sephiroth are sort of varied. i've spoken before briefly about them (tho my head was all over the place so those headcanons read like hot garbage) and re-reading it all now, i'd say -

again, heid is an unreliable narrator and he's a liar. he likes to big himself up as being 'in the right' and i could absolutely imagine him fawning over tradional heroes or shinra's well-loved soldiers to strangers (aka powerwash sim bro) as a means of being 'in the right.' he might not actually have believed sephiroth to be anything when he first saw him ( and would almost certainly know about the man going insane and murdering a bunch of people ). but the public doesn't know that, all the public knows is that sephiroth lived and died as a hero and here - we see heidegger perpetuating that lie.

did he really believe sephiroth was 'special' the moment he saw him? eh. i honestly doubt it - not rudely or to make heid even more of a villain than he already is but instead because when has heid ever been impressed immediately by someone else's presence? after seph had slashed mech in two, sure. but upon initially meeting him? no way. heid's saying that to seem like he 'has an eye' for spotting a hero. he doesn't.

his comment 'he had quite the face as well' - this isn't heid being some gross pervert and jacking it to sephiroth (and ffs ofc the fandom makes out like it is ) - this can mean a multitude of different things. it can, of course, mean he was good looking which helped his popularity ( which i believe it would partially mean ). it can also mean that sephiroth had good face - as in, he was a good 'face' of the company. sephiroth, as far as we know, was the 'perfect' hero. he was a good boy, never in trouble, a strong warrior, respectful and respected. i don't think heid is merely talking about his looks here.

however, i also do think he is. he immediately then comments on sephiroth's long hair and how ''a hero shouldn't grow their hair so long'. in one respect, this is an old fashioned view of a traditionally masculine idea of masculinity / heroism. heid sees the 'long hair' as unkempt, maybe even hippyish. but the fact he comments on seph's hair immediately after commenting on his face would have one wonder about heid even going there in the first place - aka, commenting on another man's looks.

i've alluded to heid's bisexuality before and i think he is certainly the type to think aloud and thus accidentally reveal himself to be thinking of another's looks ( hence why he does it here ). but, by saying these things, i'd by no means say that heid was 'perving' on seph or obsessed with his good looks or anything. he's literally just making a one-off comment that can mean a multitude of things.

now - what i find really interesting about this interaction are the final few lines. for one,

heid talks about the 'loss' that shinra and midgar felt over sephiroth's disappearance and seems almost humbled / sad for a moment. immediately after this, he compares sephiroth to the shinra mascot, stamp.

'and the people absolutely adored him - even more than they do our mascot, stamp!'

a literal fucking cartoon dog. the disrespect (lmao). this is heid slipping up and his absolute attitude / bitchiness / arrogance easily coming through in conversation. he compares sephiroth to a cartoon dog because that's what he equates him, too ( because sephiroth is of no longer any use to heid or the company ) - in heid's eyes, the mascot dog is worth more now.

the next line,

'they'll forget sephiroth even existed!'

again with the disrespect. this isn't heid being excited over airbuster ( tho he is and loves it ok ) - this is heid just openly being entirely uncaring for a man who betrayed shinra and went mad. outwardly, in the view of the media, the people, the powerwash sim bro (love em), heid is sad and had 'high hopes' for sephiroth. he 'admired him' and saw 'why' the people worshipped him. on the inside? privately? scratch even slightly beneath the surface and what do you get? a man who couldn't give a fuck.

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

All this hate for show Annabeth is getting really fucking annoying

[villalunae]

"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It

[toadstoolillustrations]

Going to check a scene from the hobbit films is like oh this an incredibly homosexual scene. what were they thinking that has to have been on purpose right. and why is it actually making me feel things. man these films could have been at least decent... I can admit the casting was solid, and the few good scenes like this show that there was some bit of heart put into them... And then it immediately cuts to the most absurd and simply made up shit and I think ah. Never fucking mind.