#he's having an aneurysm

[nias-keca]

( the kids are having a play date )

Delling: You promised to marry this clown?

Miorine: She's not a clown, she's the ring master.

Yushura: Yea, I'm like. The Clown Boss!

Delling:

[theeyeofeverything]

A little amusing tidbit about Tarn being older than Rodimus.

That means he's older than Overlod cause he and Ro are same age, both 4.2 million years old.

Idk but fact that Overlord and Hot Rod are same age makes me laugh everytime

Btw Tarn is technically younger than Pharma.

Use this information wisely.

Tarn is:

Older than Rodimus

In the same age group (circa) with Megatron and Optimus, not sure if younger or older than any of them. [We know that Megatron is just slightly older than Optimus canonically]

Younger than Pharma, ratchet and Drift, since ratchet and pharma are colleagues amd studied together are at least close in age. Drift is also close in age w them [if someone is able to link that thread you're welcome]

So yes. Tarn is the younger toxic gym-bro* of the couple.

*[ask me about my headcanons that are rooted in Canon please]

[bet-on-me-13]

Vampire Misunderstanding

So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.

But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.

So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.

He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.

So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.

He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"

Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.

He thinks he's doing a good job!

...

Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.

Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.

For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.

He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.

And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.

He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.

Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.

[medusas-graveyard]

Retired hero & current (almost) mad scientist/engineer Daniel James Wayne where he's absolutely oblivious. And I mean that in a batfam knows everything about him but Danny? Has not pulled the dots together.

Danny "Oh yeah my family's a bit weird and I could smell lingering death on them but that's pretty much it what's wrong with it?" Wayne.

Danny who is allowed to do anything as he please and coming to Bruce just giving him new inventions, ghost related or not, and flatly asking weather or not it was possible to give it to Batman to test.

[unicornsaures]

they do NOT match each others freak but they make it work

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *24*

Something has changed. Everyone in the hero community could feel it, even the ones outside of the Justice League.

Over night it seemed like all of them got stronger, faster and more resilient when they were trying to protect someone.

On the other hand, if one of them tried to use their skills to do something unheroic, it was harder to use them and other heros seemed to be able to sense their betrayal easier.

It took some time for Zatanna and the rest of the Justice League Dark to figure out what was going on. Mostly because they didn't think of this specific thing.

A new god had ascended. Something that happened rarely, especially nowadays. But the magic users were sure. Every hero they had checked, had a divine blessing from a new patron god. And every former hero who had fallen to villainy in the last few month had a curse put on them.

The god of super heros had ascended and was watching over them. While some heros got paranoid, others felt some sense of pride and relief.

And maybe it wasn't a bad thing, if something else was making sure that evil wouldn't take hold of them. As soon as they knew their name, they could properly worship them.

[dclovesdanny]

Anger Management

2/2

The Justice League was having a diplomatic mission with the Ghost King, which was going fairly well, until he saw Red Hood’s soulmate fact.

Everyone tensed when he grabbed Red Hood’s arm, before looking him up and down.

“Well, you are her type.” Is all he says before fishing out a whistle from his bag. It makes a horrible shrieking noise, and a portal rips open. In it, the Justice League can see the Ghost Kin’s court meeting, and a Red Haired Lady approaches. She looks more human than anyone else there, but all the magic users can tell she is part of the realms.

“Jazz,” The king gestures to Red Hood, whose arm is out. The words ‘I was possessed by my first boyfriend’s ex.’ Stand out starkly on his skin.

“I found your soulmate.”

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

and all hope may die, but it lives on inside of me

[somepinkthing]

tim and damian are the exact same level of annoying-know-it-all.

Tim is definitely an 🤓umactually type BUT he can concede a point once proven wrong.

Damian is far less likely to ��👆 BUT he has a big ol' superiority complex and would rather start a physical fight than concede a point.

Together, they r a whole menace. The most annoying entity in your college class. Truly powerful stuff. They can clear a room just by holding a civil (well they think it's civil) conversation.

[blorbocedes]

nico rosberg in his expressive spanish talking about the luchadas~

[mirensiart]

Since like, my little loz au happens 200 years post wind waker and 100 years post spirit tracks, the tales of the hero of winds and the hero of spirits are still pretty common and popular

And thus the name Link is super extremely common, in Chain's village alone there's like at least 6 other kids named Link lmao

In his village the kids would use their middle names instead of Link to differentiate each other, but Chain doesn't have a middle name, so he was the token Link in a sea of Links in the village lmao

So like, if Chain were to be included in a "Links Meet" au, he'd like meet all these travelers named Link too, shrug, see nothing weird about it cause like, everyone's name is Link where he comes from and it would probably take him like a day to realize that oh those are THE Links

[undermine-the-instinct]

I'm thinking of a 'Date with Death' and 'Obey Me!' crossover where on the day the 'connection' happens and things play out like...

Grim: You didn't make any blood pacts though, did you?

Mc" Not that I remember

Grim:...Not that you remember?

Mc: Yeah. I mean, I have Demon contracts---

Grim: ....what

Mc: And I have been to 'Hell' before, very nice actually---

Grim: Explain. Now.

Mc: I was chosen as one of two human representatives, the the other being King Solomon, to help Prince Diavolo, of hell, forge a better relationship between the three realms.

Grim:...

Mc: I ended up making contracts with seven demons there--

Grim: SEVEN? Who???

Mc: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan--

Grim: *Spluttering*

Mc: You okay there Grimmy? Anyways there's also Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor. Oh, Belphegor also killed me once. Lucifer almost killed me a couple times too, in fact all of them have either tried to kill me or put me in mortal danger, Except Mammon, really? He's got a thing for me. I mean, they all do.

Grim:...

Mc: And, like, One time Solomon imbued me with his power, and I have technically gone back in time because of Barbatos--

Grim: *Slams his head against his desk.*

[scribz-ag24]

sth sth dusknoir clinging beyond expectation to grovyle. cant believe thats a line in the game

[junespriince]

winged heart au x Talon

Jason: well, my heart ain't beating, thanks to the pit and all.

Tim; it very easy to lose a spleen okay, they're easy to lose.

Wally: not, what easy to lose is my sanity! what do you mean your heart ain't beating, and no Red Robin, losing a spleen ain't easy!! Go back to school and learn Anatomy.

Dick: well Batman lost his funny bone, I from that bone.

Wally, points at DIck: you! you stay out of this!

Dick: well.... jokes aside Talon's are dead, I don't need to breath... or eat really.

Wally, looks at him,,, then to damian:

Damian: My father is a disappointment, so I am sadly just a regular human with all my organs still in my body.

Wally are you sure about that face: are you sure

Damian, remembers at 6yo he tried so hard to transform into son of bats: yes.

[nashvillethotchicken]

[eggcats]

I wish I could write fics, because I DESPERATELY want a fic where like both Bowser and King Boo decide to break in to kidnap Luigi one night, but they accidentally do it the same night.

So Luigi just wakes up to them fighting in his room and he just assumes he's still asleep so he doesn't really react much, because this is the weirdest dream he's ever had.

And then both of them are yelling at Luigi to ask which one he PREFERS kidnapping him, like a competition, and keep being like "WELL MY CASTLE HAS LAVA SO HE CAN BE WARM IN THE CAGE!!!" "HE WILL DECORATE MY MANSION IN THE PAINTING ON THE MANTELPIECE!!!" Etc etc.

And Luigi, assuming he is asleep because this is too weird to be reality, just goes "I don't even WANT-a to know what my subconscious is-a trying to tell me." And lays down to go back to sleep, confounding both Bowser and King Boo.

It would also be hilarious if they both decide to just stay the night, because neither of them want to be the first to leave and let the other one win. And so when Luigi wakes up and they're still there he's like "THAT WASN'T A DREAM???!"

Cue both Bowser and King Boo trying to out-rizz each other to Luigi, like "Do you regularly dream about me?" "CLEARLY HE MEANS ME!"