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esha-isboogara · 2 years ago

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Could interest you in a little Rick/Reader concept: reader going on an adventure in a tundra setting and purposefully refusing any warming up measures Rick tries to offer, only to get cold the moment they set foot on the planet, yet still looking smug as all shits. Only to shove their FREEZING hands up Rick’s shirt once they get cold enough before bailing while cackling like a madwoman. NOW IS THIS FUN OR WHAT? (I’ll let you decide if you’d rather do headcanons or a drabble! >:3)

THIS IS ME OMG!!! i am so stubborn once i get an idea in my head i run with it! i’m going to try headcanons with this one bc it’s been a while

rick with a stubborn reader

♡having a significant other as stubborn as him is a blessing and a curse let’s be so honest. someone that will force him to sleep for an hour and not give up just because he refused a few times.

♡at the same time the fights you two get into her serious quick. both of you always think you’re right and will not be taking comments or concerns.

♡rick usually knows best when it comes to exploring the universe so for you not to listen to him pisses him off to no end. why would you not take a coat to a frozen tundra? it doesn’t make logical sense. rick figured you’re doing it just to spite him.

♡once you stepped out of the ship you realized how wrong you really were. the cold air nipped at every inch of exposed skin. you were tempted to turn right back.

♡rick on the other hand had a nice warm scarf and a parka. he was amused watching you fight against the cold. this was his “i told you so” moment.

♡you couldn’t take it anymore. “rick im done i give up. it’s freezing i can’t take it anymore”. and with that you slid your hands under his shirt and rested your palms against his warm skin.

♡if it were anyone he would have whoever them away, cursing at them for even trying such a thing. he’d never admit it but he had a bit of a soft spot for you.

♡”holy shit your hands are cold” he remarked, shivering at your touch. “fuck this shit, let’s just go somewhere else this is lame”.

♡you were all too happy to go back to heated ship.

♡ “i bet you wish you brought a coat huh”?

#gahhh love me some grumpy science man #he’s such a mf #excuse my cringe #i don’t write fluff #like ever #so it’s like weird #for me to even try #this is good practice in the long run #writing fluff is so hard :(#plus writing soft rick ??#is a challenge #i completed it tho hehe #rick sanchez fluff #rick sanchez x reader #more rick stuff #rick anon ⚠︎#rick and morty #headcanon #esha writes

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cryptocism · 4 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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sunlit-mess · 8 months ago

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#messyr #doodle #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel #bc i really like alastor being the aroace mf he is #IDFK WHATS WRONG W MY EYES BUT I CANT SEE COLORS PROPERLY ( probs bc of the old monitor )#radioapple #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #lucifer morningstar

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as-i-watch · 5 months ago

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Chilchuck: Stop being condescending to smaller races ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

Tall-man Chillchuck: lol short

#peraonally i think he should've been more annoying about finally being taller lol #revenge hour mf #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #as i watch dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #laios touden #marcille

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starii-void · 5 months ago

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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

#shit's crazy #theyre basically living history #percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man #'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards #ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps #they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses #people are fighting to have percy on their team #not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then #like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore #some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war #the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like #saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf #pjo books #leo valdez #trials of apollo #lester papadopoulos #pjo fandom #percy jackson #grover underwood #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #pjo hoo toa #heroes of olympus #piper mclean #chiron #camp half blood #pjo text post

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its-your-mind · 11 days ago

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#tim drake #red robin #robin #dcu #dc comics #timsteph #timber #timcassie #curse you dc for making two regular fixtures in Tim’s life be named cassie and cassandra both shortened to cass #do any of the rest of these mf have tags #prolly not #this is so much responsibility #redlynx #timdar #timtam #HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT ALREADY A SHIP TAG #NOT ONLY WERE THEY IN A SITUATIONSHIP FOR MOOOOOST OF RED ROBIN #LOOK AT IT #TIMTAM!!#SO GOOD!!!#anyways every time another hot person kisses tim drake and he’s like ‘wtf’ and then ‘hmmmm this is not a good idea prolly’ take a shot #like dick grayson is Known for being flirty or whatever (a perception discussed in Detail elsewhere) but tim is (still) SEVENTEEN #and has been in SEVERAL serious relationships and also a few situationships and also had several ill-advised kisses #anyway the reason that timkon (and to a lesser extent jaytim) will always be my faves #is cuz tim can be All Of Himself #and he couldn’t be in p much any of his earlier relationships really #also kon (and Jason when he is Less Murdery) are caretakers and tim Needs That Shit #and he also needs someone to pour all of his Immense Loving Heart into loving and kon and Jason both Need That #they can be So Normal about each other #anyways ty for coming to my tim drake romance ted talk

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lotus-pear · 2 months ago

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looking cool joker !!

#damn i can't believe mr akiren persona 5 has one of my favorite designs in the whole game #akira drop the mascara brand it's not fair to gatekeep those lashes #hes possibly one of my favorite protagonists ever i love his swagless cringefail personality even tho he tries to be a suave debonair mf #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #p5 #p5r #lotus draws #if anyone calls him dazai in the replies i'm hunting you down it's bungover for you

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sanjisblackasswife · 10 months ago

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Gojo’s body irl:

argue with ur mammy about it.

#TimikosGojo #he also gives the vibes he’d always feel naturally cold.#mf will touch the back of ur neck knowing you’ll shrivel up KSJSJKSKSKS #jujutsu gojo #gojo saturo #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #gojo headcanons #gojo #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu satoru

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evyltalks · 4 months ago

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remus study

#remus being a pretty mf #why can’t he be real #i need him carnally #give me one chance #Please #remus wearing old grandpa sweater for a change #marauders #art #marauders fanart #fanart #remus lupin #remus lupin fanart #remus

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empresskylo · 3 months ago

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ghost sitting so languidly during an intense meeting right before a mission, his eyes heavy and glaring right at you. you shift uncomfortably under his watch, swallowing hard knowing he's done nothing but stare at you the entire time. you feel his eyes burning through you as you speak, trying hard not to let your voice waver. you wonder if he’s even paying attention to what price is saying. your heartbeat is absolutely racing in your chest, not sure if his appraisal is lustful, vengeful, or something else entirely. so when price breaks the team off into pairs, you almost pass out when he buddies you with ghost. the second that left price’s mouth, ghost is shifting in his seat, sitting forward and leaning against his knees, a sly grin on under his mask. you have no idea what you’re in for.

#LOOK AT THE WAY HES SITTING #LIKE SO RELAXED AND CALM #IMAGINE HIS STARE WHEN HES LIKE THAT #he’s so mf intimidating and he KNOWS it #god i need him #ghost angst #simon ghost riley headcanons #simon riley #ghost #ghost cod #ghost x reader #cod mw2 #simon riley x reader #simon riley headcanons #ghost headcanons

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bruciemilf · 5 months ago

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Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.

Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?

Jason: Are you on crack?

#batman is beatable Bruce is Not.#that mf has ras al ghul acting on his best behavior. he threw down with bane. and killer croc. and has TALIA al ghul simping #big fan of the bat kids laughing at batman and being horrified at the idea of fighting Bruce #it’s the mom effect #dc #dc comics #jason todd #duke thomas #text #incorrect quotes #I love unbeatable Bruce I LOVE HIM and I chew on him

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egguv · 9 months ago

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