#he’s staying home

[polin-erospsyche]

And I go straight back to sobbing 😭

[sugar-salt-sea]

the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

[glasskoi]

there's a bartender ace au that i want to make real sooo badd...

[gothghostiie]

thinking about something that happened to me while babysitting and I am unable to cope with it so obviously I have to make it something for yall

thinking about babysitter!reader being hired by price, you just go to check on the little one in their nursery. the baby is sleeping peacefully, you close the door - but the handle fucking breaks off. naturally you start to panic, the baby is in there all alone and you can't get in, so you call price in literal tears. telling him what happened, desperately scrambling around to look at the baby monitor. He tells you to take a breath, trying to get you to calm down, that its okay, he'll come home.

you're sat on the couch, crying in a panic while watching the blisfully unaware baby over the monitor until Price gets home. he comes in, making a beeline to the small utility room, then to the nursery. its an easy and quick fix, you definitely could have done it yourself you think as you watch over his shoulder. he opens the door quickly and sees the sleeping baby before closing the door with a chuckle and turning to you. you're still sniffling, babbling soft apologies, telling him youll understand if he doesn't pay or ever hires you again - but he shakes his head and leads you to the couch with him, sitting you down.

"sit, love. take a breath." he murmurs, vanishing to the kitchen, from where he comes back a minute later with a cup of tea that he hands you. sits down next to you, then gently pulls you into his side. "C'mere now. its alright bird, don't cry now."

[captainkirkk]

I was thinking about universe swap AUs where characters from very dark (and often abusive) universes get brought into a much kinder universe. Those AUs are my favourite but consider:

Canon Zuko is temporarily brought into a universe where his father never hurt him, his mother never left, Azula adores her big brother- and he has no idea why this universe is so much kinder to him than his own

[plesiosaurys]

getting emotional over footage of an amateur scuba diver interacting with a coelacanth. they are hunted by large deepwater predators, and here comes a large creature bearing the brightest lights it's ever seen, making strange noises, but it does not shy away. it hovers, calmly, as the diver reaches out and trails a hand down its back. im strongly against the anthropomorphizing of real life animals but the stupid emotional part of me loudly insists this is because it recognizes us, the alternating movements of its four paired limbs matching the diver's four paired limbs, & it is thinking, "hello, cousins, we missed you these 66 million years, it's so good to see you again. welcome back, welcome home."

[wuthering-tempest]

dads and the pet they didnt want

[joodles98]

pov u are a professor in a zoom meeting with your esteemed and very professional colleague

[razmerry]

modern gambit has two concerns and those are 1.) wife and 2.) cats. I love it

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Colin Staying This Time Cause He Finally Found What He was Looking For

[emmcfrxst]

jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush

[tagzpite]

More of this silly doodle stuff

[killertoons]

Wally gives you a BIG OL SMOOCH! and to remember to wave up high!!!

[lazer-exe]

seán logging onto tumblr for the first time in 5 years, posting twice, and then immediately going silent again is the funniest thing ever

i KNOW he is GIGGLING to himself rn

[atomicradiogirl]

victor lundy’s WWII sketches 2

[zipsunz]

every day, sunrise to sunset 🌇