#he’s always trying to kill him in canon it’s actually kinda funny

[ghonorrhead]

i don’t give a freak who this upsets SHIPPING DIE/JO SHOULD AFFECT YOUR CREDIT SCORE

[seventh-district]

7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos

[kibbles-bits]

Question, what DOES Val find attractive about Vox?

I'm going to assume this is for the Heaven's Best AU because I… wouldn't know the answer to the canon one? (though Val's audition sheet including the information of sleeping only "with 10's… and Vox" means he likes Vox and doesn't consider him actually attractive. Love it. Hilarious.)

So, what does Valentino in Heaven's Best find attractive about Vox?

His personality and he's mad about it.

That's the short answer! The rest of this is just me yapping.

He finds other things attractive soon afterwards but it's the personality and character traits that got him and he won't admit it.

Canon!Val wouldn't like HB!Vox, but HB!Val is a little different.

He can not relax.

With no partners, Val's had to lean on his more violent traits to keep control of his territory so there wasn't much time to relax. If he wanted to go out he always has to keep an eye out for other demons who might try to attack him and he's lived like that for most of his years in Hell.

He allies with and eventually befriends Velvette - which is still a recent development. Fear for Velvette's safety plus preserving his delicate new image she's built for him means he can't be as violent as he was before which stresses him out a lot. He can't really bring himself to trust anyone else.

So that's where he's at when Vox joins the picture.

Seeing the Exorcists being killed on TV was something he found interesting - it made them feel more like people he can have sex with so color him interested when he hears two angelic beings have moved down to hell. He means to proposition one politely, whichever one he runs into first. He knows he can't force it. Not only is Vox an angel and naturally more powerful, but he's allied with a seraphim and the rulers of Hell. Val talks shit but he's not going to risk their wrath, especially when whatever happens to him will, by extension, affect Velvette. He's not immediately physically attracted to Vox so after failing to make a deal, he lets him leave without any trouble. A little miffed about how it went, though.

Later, when Vox has his Oopsie, Val tries to make him feel better about it. Some of it is because seeing an angel have a breakdown sits wrong with him, but the rest of it is because he wants to see how much use he can get out of Vox now that he's so delicate. Maybe get him to kick Angel out of the hotel. He has blackmail, after all. How would Emily react to her BFF going on a little murder spree?

Except before Val can even hint at the blackmail, Vox threatens him first the moment they're alone in Val's home. Which is bold, considering Val just saw how 'well' he took his first murders. But then a murderer is a murderer and Vox is distraught, who knows what he'll do? Val decides provoking him isn't worth it and just… let's him vent it out. And it turns out he's kinda hot in a weird way when he's venting and when he grabs him and demeans him and--

ANYWAY Val promises not to tell a soul what happened.

And Vox imprints on him? Weirdly? He doesn't understand why (yet) but as long as Valentino doesn't intentionally harm him or Emily, Vox is a pretty amiable guy. He won't smite him for fun and he minds his own business. Doesn't try to tell him how awful he is. He says how much better he is than Val, yet is still the one following him around so Val just finds that funny rather than offensive. It's cute, how dumb he is sometimes.

The two eventually sleep together.

Vox isn't a Sinner, he has no interest in Val's power or territory, he doesn't even live in Hell, he hates it there. So Val doesn't have to worry about any 'power grabs' or Vox trying to take advantage of him. He can't push Vox around (Vox pushes back HARD) and also doesn't feel too threatened by him. Val finds out it takes a lot to actually push Vox into committing another Oopsie, so much he doesn't actually see it happen again for a long time. Vox doesn't interfere with his treatment of Angel so, the blackmail? Unnecessary. He starts to trust Vox not to hurt him.

As a Winner who's been in Heaven for like, 50 years, Vox is naturally more friendly than anyone Val's ever personally met in Hell. He's also more eager to just hang out (did you think I was joking?) Vox keeps blabbering to him about all kinds of things and venting and Val actually likes??? what he has to say??? He gets to know Vox very well - what he's really like and things he hasn't told others. Having another person, someone he doesn't own and isn't manipulating, an equal, trust him does things to him (Gee, Val, how come Eternal Damnation let you have TWO friends?)

Vox earns his trust completely one day when he helps him in a territory dispute that had nothing to do with him. Apparently, Vox has been watching him for a long time when he's not with him. People would find that creepy, but Val knows Vox and, yeah, it is, but he likes it because it means Vox cares. And he likes knowing Vox will have his back.

Val is, finally, able to relax when they're together (publicly and privately), and he really values that.

But if you ask him he'd say he's attracted to Vox's screen brightness or his stupid little sweater vest.

[lucysarah-c]

Sometimes I get kinda sad going rereading the manga and remembering how much of Levi’s substance they cut from from the anime in favor of his “knight in shining armor” image. I feel like that’s where a lot of the discourse always comes from. People interpret his character from so many different perspectives and if you haven’t read the manga it’s actually so hard to get get a clear look at his character because the anime is just not complete.

Like, especially the scene where Levi tells Historia to become Queen. I will forever be mad they cut it. That was such an important point to his character because if Historia had outright refused, everything Levi had done in the name of humanity, all the people he’s killed, tortured and everyone he’s lost, it would have all been for nothing. I just don’t think he would have been able to live with that.

I love the gritty parts of him. It’s what makes him so well written and probably why he’s been one of my favorite characters for 10 years.

Hi, love!

Oh, you might be referring to my post about how it's hard for me to write Levi perfectly and how I might portray him too harshly, right?

Honestly, I agree with you. I always say I write "manga Levi" and not "anime Levi." Anime Levi is like a simplified version of him, I believe. In Spanish, we would say they took all his "spice," to be honest.

Manga Levi is far from perfect as a hero, but he's hilarious. He's a sassy little man, and I adore him. In the English official translation, they didn't capture this, but in the Spanish one (or at least the one I read back in the day), when he meets Eren in jail, he says (I'm translating), "you have amnesia and your daddy goes missing, so convenient."

The idea of Levi standing next to Erwin, meeting Eren, who is his long-time fan, and saying "daddy," is hilarious to me. It was so funny that I had that panel as my phone wallpaper almost my entire high school years. Manga Levi is funnier, has way more facial expressions than just stoic ones, and he has a more pronounced personality. There are a bunch of panels of him either having great sassy moments or literally having a facial expression that shows he's thinking, "this bitch…"

Regarding the scene with Historia, I understand why some people don't like it, but I actually did. Levi is not perfect—I love him, don't get me wrong. He saw almost every single person he loves die, Erwin is about to be executed, their lives are hanging by a thread, he's fighting the only person he considered family, he tortured a man, etc. They are informing this girl, who is very young, that she will be queen, and she's like, "hell no." After everything he did, after everything he sacrificed, the only thing Historia has to do in Levi's eyes is sit her ass on a throne and live a peaceful life full of privileges… I would have gotten mad too.

This is why I say that the canon time is not our society. I try to write Levi as I believe he would truly be in the society inside the walls. He has issues that he probably won't be able to fix because it's not modern society. It's completely alright if someone likes and prefers another interpretation of Levi's character. I simply enjoy writing him the most when he's flawed and lovely at the same time.

Ugh, sorry for the ramble, I just have a very hard time summarizing ideas.

Love ya <3

[bloodreddemons]

Hazbin Hotel Episode 1-4 Hot Takes! ~

They finally dropped. They are finally here, and I have A LOT to say. (Good & the bad, my opinions of course.)

Episode 1 was kinda boring and it just seemed overall weird and off. It didn't really pick back up that well, or align with the pilot too much, and the pilot slapped.

I feel like for those who haven't seen the pilot would be so confused with what is going on or who the characters even are. It feels like you also have to do a bit of digging to actually figure out other details.

I wasn't expecting to like Adam he was funny asf and I loved his singing. Love Alex Brightman he's great.

I can see what people are saying now when they were talking about the premise changing or being different, it definitely seems that way. It just feels like it's all over the place and there's multiple things happening at once. A bit confusing.

Charlie just looks weird to me I don't know why, I kinda like how she used to look.

Sir Pentious new voice is better. Again, love Alex Brightman. Lol.

Loser, Baby, Hell is forever, Poison, & Respectless are the best songs so far. Stayed Gone is ok too tho.

I'm interested in finding out why Lilith & Alastor were gone for like 7 years. I wonder where they went and it just makes me wonder if the war against heaven was possibly planned?? ��

I love Brandon Roger's but I didn't really like him as Katie Killjoy I think I liked the other VA. I just don't hear Katie, I hear Bryce Tankthrust.

I wish Vivzie designed Sir Pentious with more of a steampunk look since that's what era he's from so he's not wearing almost the same exact suit every other Overlord has.

Nifty is literally fucking iconic. I enjoyed her every time she was on screen even if it was for a short time. She's so funny.

I was expecting Vox & Valentino to have deeper voices but they still sounded great.

Velvette fucking ATE I was pleasantly surprised by her. I love her so much. She's my favorite of the VVV's and her singing is so good.

Charlie & Vaggie's fight wasn't that impactful, it kinda just came out of nowhere and seemed like something that should have happened way later. It didn't even seem like such a big deal either to be an argument.

I don't really like Vox as a person for letting Valentino treat Angel Dust the way he does. Just trash. He has to know about it.

Vox is just too obsessed with Alastor. He wants his cock soooo bad it's kinda crazy. It's the most fakest beef ever. Bad meat.

I like the new VA's they're amazing, but I do really miss the old ones. Most of them.

I think Vaggie's singing is better than Charlie's and that's fucked up because singing is like her whole thing.

Camilla killing the Angel wasn't that impactful because we don't really know who she is.

I don't really care to know how they will be trying to redeem people...idk I always thought that those parts would be boring.

So far I don't think the show was worth a 4 year wait....

Huskerdust WILL be canon at this rate. They might just be the best couple.

Charlie should have lit Valentino's ass up for treating Angel Dust the way he was. She shouldn't have listened to Angel and just fucked him up. Stop crying omfg!

I get that Husk & Angel are like in the same boat & all but....is being Alastor's minion really as bad as being constantly knocked around by Valentino?

[headless609]

Christmas List on What I Wish for in SP S:27 next year

1.) I want the focus to be with the boys. I know I am not the only fan that is sick of the Tegridy Farms seasons. Randy is cool but not as the main character. I want to see some school drama such as crushes, the cheese touch game, role playing and more. idk I want the kids to act like kids and have fun (while of course having their games be blown out of proportion) 

2.) While I am not personally a Style shipper I have noticed that Kyle and Stan have been quite distant in the past seasons. In the End Of Obesity special Kyle rarely interacts w/ Stan, instead focusing purely on Cartman’s health and feelings. In the next season I hope Trey and Matt possibly focus on their friendship . I don’t have a clear opinion on what I want as a solution but I think some ideas would either them becoming friends again or distancing even more ( and the two trying to find new super best friends : Stan with either Tolkien, Kenny or Butters and Kyle with Cartman, Tolkien or Kenny(?) While it would be sad it would be an interesting arc for the season.

3.) I want more of the girls. I love Wendy and the other girls. While I do believe they are a little satirized (due to Matt and Trey both being guys) I do hope we could see more of them as regular 4th grade girls rather then being used as plot point for the boys to be crushing on. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the ep Bebes Boobs Destroy Society, but by just looking at the title you can tell where I am coming from. So, more girls being girls that have stories that don’t always have to link back to a crush on a boy. 

4.) OK, this one is is kinda self indulgent but I want to see Cartman be in drag again. I want Bad Irene. Bonus if Bad Irene sings a Lady Gaga song like Bad Romance or Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears. I love that Cartman canon likes pop music and I want to see more of that in the next season.

5.) Now for this one I have actually read and seen fans have this sick headcannon and I wouldn’t mind it being cannon either. Basically, Liane and Clyde’s dad get together. Then Cartman and Clyde become like brothers. I really like this and I think it would be kewl if they argued on who was the older brother. An alternative is that instead of Clyde, Scott Tenorman starts living with Cartman. The sibling rivalry would be crazy and so funny. I think Trey and Matt could push these two on how far they could go to enact revenge. 

6.) This one may seem very random but I want a Liane Cartman backstory. I want to know what made her into the towns biggest wh*r3. She obviously must have had some traumatic event and I kinda want it to be a tragic love story. Maybe her lover was killed and she soon fell into drug abuse and selling her body. How South Park treated her and just how she started getting her redemption arc in the more recent seasons. If we’re to format this as an episode I would want it to be Liane telling Cartman a bedtime story (this is kinda an excuse to see them getting along but whateva it’s cute so idc) 

7.) I need more Kenny. PLEASE 🙏 Kenny has been sidelined for SOO LONG! Any story will do: him and butters? Awesome! Him and Cartman? Hell yeah! Him and Karen? AAAAASAAAASAAAHSHSJBEBFJDDJJDEJ PLEASE THEY’RE SO CUTEEE 💗

 8.) Sorry for the last one, ok but talking about more focus on character’s, I kinda want a focus on the pets. Y’ know like Sparky, Mr Kitty and Kyle’s Elephant that did it with Cartman’s pig (that ep was … something to say the least) Anyways, I love the pets they are cute and I want more, thank you (and Craig’s Guinea pig  Stripes) 

9.) Lore drops from characters will be awesome. Like, it dosent just have to be Liane (as I mentioned before) I wouldn’t mind an ep on how Gerald and Sheila fell in love, it would be a really cute nerd x girl boss storyline

10.) …jersey kyle. IDK, Kyle being a brash, loud asshole is straight gold. I need him to snap and start calling everyone muff  cabbage (+ jersey kyle meets bad Irene and he falls head over heels… WHO SAID THAT??) 

Anyways that’s my list. I actually really hope other people do this trend to cause I wanna see what good ideas or wants y’all want from season 27 >:)

[fuxuannie]

Darling.

I saw you write for hsr and that you're requests are open

I was thinking blade X reader general hcs???

Please I'm begging on my knees do more blade content(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

* pairing : blade x gender neutral reader

* prompt : request ♡

* authors note : deep dark confession, i actually have no idea what blades personality is like n i have like a version of him made up in my head so pls if hes ooc, tell me about how he is like canonically WAHHH. (i also experimented a little with this style of writing! if you're into it, let me know!)

* brief warning : lmao its so funny that i always have this with blade.. blade is blade yes yes _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_

ּ ִֶָ ࣪✦ Where in BLADE seems so incredibly enamored and entertained by the General. (even if they planned to kill him, hes kinda into that though ngl)

— he likes to annoy you, you know damn well his presence alone gets you riled up. and honestly he finds it really cute lol

— even when he was already an escaping criminal, you knew that the knocks on your window late at night couldn't have been anyone else.

— "it's me again~" "get out."

— however, knowing you are the one reason he stays in luofu.. you tolerate it. you don't understand why hes so obsessed with you but if it meant keeping a criminal in control, you'll do it for your people.

— whenever he visits, its usually just one sided small talk as you're staring at him in your nightwear and sighing.

— "are you done?" "nope."

— eventually you start talking to him, cause if you can't rest might aswell do something in your restless hours.

— with each visit, you found yourself slowly opening up more and more. and he was also, quite literally getting closer to you. from only sitting on your window, to a chair, then sitting on the edge of your bed.

— you were honestly unsure on how to feel about this, because you knew the capabilities he was hiding behind that smirk. that really handsome smirk- wait what

— at some point, you were in insane denial of your feelings and wanted them gone. and so, one night you staged the ambush for when he'll visit.

— its seemingly going according to plan. the guards notice his presence within the darkness, but just as you expect him to get caught, he walks through your window at the exact time as yesterday, and the day before, and all the days before that.

— "i'm starting to think.. our fun is reaching its end." he'll say, leaning slightly out your window and looking at the groaning guards that were scattered all over the grounds of your home. each and every one were knocked out cold.

— you're trying to calm your racing heartbeat as he walks towards you, whether its fear or uh.. something else is IRRELEVANT!! he's towering over you, and you can barely utter a word out of yourself, you don't even notice that you began walking backwards, until your back meets a wall and you gasp. he slams one arm against the wall to trap you between him, a smirk on his face the entire time.

— "haaaahhh.. dontkillme." you say with a fearful tone, as he stops right infront of you and looms over you quietly. you're looking off to your right, and your heartbeat goes even faster at the sensation of his thumb finding itself on your chin, and his index finger right below your lips.

— he slowly makes you look at him, with how much time he was taking, it was almost teasingly. and the way he looked at you could've caused a HEART ATTACK. it was so full of want, like you were the most desired jewel across the galaxy, and he had you right in his fingers.

— he leans down, and you immediately stop breathing, he's so close that it's kinda scary but you're into it?? just as he's about to make contact with your lips, he chuckles to himself, pulls away and straightens himself once again. "you wanted me to kiss you, really?"

— you don't answer, but that alone speaks volumes. theres sound of chatter outside, mostly the yelling of guards, which makes blade click his tongue in annoyance.

— you're still kinda against the wall and trapped within his arms and his hand still holds onto your chin, so he pulls you surprisingly softly into a kiss, before breaking it and planting another to your forehead.

— "i hope to see you, and this time, maybe don't plan the death wishes of your guards." he says, bidding his farewell as he approaches your window. he salutes to you, blows you a kiss and disappeared into the night.

— almost as if it were staged, your guards burst into the room and immediately rush around and towards you in a defensive position, but you're not harmed nor seen with a trace of injuries or scratches across your body.

— "general? are you alright?" one of them asked, seeing you place your hands on your cheeks as clear disbelief was shining in your eyes. "i-i fear that the stelleron hunters may be here for far longer, i'll update you all if anything else happens. please leave my room, i'd like to be alone.

— once the figurative mist cleared, you walk towards your window and feel the cold breeze of midnight within your fingertips. you pull the frame to close it, before a small note falls through the cracks just as it shuts.

— it reads; "don't forget to not lock your windows.'

[plussizefantasia]

Hi I just discovered your page and I like it a lot!!!! I wanted to request kili x hobbit reader head canons like maybe she’s related to bilbo some how and tags along on their little adventure or something like that? I wasn’t sure if you were still doing requests or not so if you don’t want to write this that’s totally okay but I did want to ask. Thanks for reading this and feel free to get creative cause I just like the idea of him with a hobbit for some reason lol 🫶🫶 take care

I've never really done headcannons so I'll give it a shot!

kili doesn't really care that you're a hobbit, race differences don't really bug him as much as they would fili or thorin. he's pretty chill about that kind of thing and will be interested in you regardless

if you were joining them on the journey i feel like it could go either way, either he's super overprotective and always watching over you or he's treating you the exact same as any of the guys there's no in between

he does however spend every waking moment trying to get you to laugh, being funny and sort of care-free is his whole thing and he just can't help but want to put a smile on your face anytime he can

he doesn't realize that he likes you as more than a friend until really far into the journey, i'm thinking like Laketown

he's sick and realizing that things are a lot more serious and real than he had realized and suddenly he can't stop thinking about you

he cares about you, like a lot and he doesn't want you to go into the mountain without knowing that

ngl it's kinda awkward when he tells you at first, he's pale and you're more worried about him possibly passing out than you are about what he's actually saying

when you do realize what he's trying to tell you, your entire face flushes and you tell him you feel the same way

the next morning when the rest of the company are leaving you decide to stay with Kili, you yell at Thorin though when he doesn't let Kili on the boat

Kili gets better and immediately looks for you, seeing you bleeding from the fight with the orcs but still smiling at him all pretty

he pulls you close and kisses you (the first of many) and you two go off to save a town and kill a dragon

I feel like at the end of botfa (everyone lives cuz i said so) Thorin would be a lot less strict than you'd think... like they all almost dies so who cares that Kili loves a hobbit?

you two live together in the mountain for a very long time all happy and in love

i feel like you wouldn't really want to go on any more adventures and neither would he

like, you've found each other and you now know how easy it would be to lose each other and you don't want to risk it

you occasionally take trips back to the shire to visit Bilbo and Kili never misses the chance to be a bad influence on Frodo

he loves you and you love him and that's all that really matters

This was really fun! If you have any more requests or want something more specific let me know!

[theamityelf]

I’m surprised no one’s pointed out how junko is there in the mini thh, so if imposters dead by chapter 3, Mikan would literally have a tiny junko with her and even if he’s not dead she would know she’s here. That feels like it would have a huge impact on how chapter 3 would go! Like would Mikan really kill and thus die for her beloved when her beloved is RIGHT THERE? It feels more likely to me that she still Did That to Makoto, but she’s not the killer, because her beloved is right there with her always! Maybe even literally sewn into her clothing. Which would be funny and gives me the mental image that Junko’s holding a small sign that reads “please get me away from her crazy ass I miss being able to walk”

(Mini Classmates AU Masterlist)

For this exact reason, I don't have Impostor dying until Chapter 4, lol! (I don't know whether I've said this yet, but my intention was for Impostor and Peko to do the honorable sacrifice murder/death in Chapter 4, instead of Nekomaru and Gundham.)

The tidiest way for everything previously said in this AU to still be true without getting too messy about the Mikan and Junko situation is to say that Mikan remembers her beloved and that her beloved was killed by Makoto but not that her identity is Junko. Just, that's the single omission in her memory.

BUT, it's way more fun to indeed get messy about the Mikan and Junko situation, so let's do that for at least this post, lol! (Whether it stays canon outside of this post remains to be seen, but I do love the idea.)

Because YES:

Junko having to deal with an obsessed, coddling Mikan is delightful! All of the weird attention she's been giving her cage of kouhais gets directed solely toward Junko.

There might be some amount of Junko using her or trying to manipulate her, but honestly I don't think there'd be much of it. She's already pretty far gone; Junko would find her boring.

Mikan showing her as much affection as is safe for a tiny person, if not more! Petting her head, kissing her face, tickling her tummy with a forefinger almost the size of her whole body...and perhaps squeezing her a bit too tight. Apologizing profusely if it hurts, but not really meaning it because she's accepting all kinds of feedback as positive. Junko is just biting and kicking Mikan's hands, she's playing dead, it's the best. (Lowkey kinda want Mikan to straight-up lick her, like a postage stamp.)

After all that, people are definitely going to feel bad for Junko. Like, they need to rescue this poor fashion model from Mikan's twisted affection. And Junko can play wounded gazelle so well.

A different character being the killer (also due to the despair disease) would be so fun. The trial would be so messy. Nagito would be so much more hostile toward Mikan than the actual killer.

This means Mikan sticks around and Makoto has to just know that she's still around. Nagito has reason to be super protective and cagey about Makoto even before the Remnants revelation.

Does Mikan stay in Remembering Mode for the rest of the killing game, or does she revert to amnesia after the trial and have to deal with the way everyone looks at her now? Maybe Makoto tries to encourage people to reach out to Mikan, but he can only do so much when Nagito isn't letting him anywhere near her. Plus, he is still traumatized by what she did, even if he's trying not to blame her. He's not exactly eager to be within grabbing distance of Mikan, even if Nagito weren't keeping him away.

Imagine if Junko didn't know what was going on. Like, she's still Ultimate Despair Junko Enoshima, but she doesn't have her school memories. She still doesn't know any of these people. She had a plan, but that plan was "sixteen people locked in a school", not "thirty-two people of varying sizes trapped on a set of tropical islands". She doesn't know about the Remnants of Despair. She's never met Mikan. She can arrive at some educated guesses as to why the weird nurse might be fawning over her, but it's still weird!

[yaoioioay]

Hello!! Thanks for this blog of yours....I don't know if you've answered this or not but who are your top 10 favorite ships ever (can be canon or non canon) from any media? Why love them? Thanks 🌻

Yes I did answer a similar question, here!

But these are my TOP 10 (top 20 actually) ships, with a few additions:

1. Jiuhuo. Qin Jiu x You Huo (Global Examination)

“That’s why they say that love and hate are very mysterious things. Some have already rotted away. Others are engraved into the bone.”

“I'm not here to save you, I'm here to love you” - Qin Jiu

In it was his past, his beliefs, and his love.All of that made up a complete Qin Jiu.My dear, if I left myself by your ear, would you be able to hear me?May we meet again in a world where the smoke is gone.

WHEN THE COLD EXAMINEE ENCOUNTERS THE TWO-FACED EXAMINER…

AMNESIAC VERSUS AMNESIAC — WHO WILL EVOKE THEIR ERASED MEMORIES?

TWO PEOPLE WITH OPPOSING IDENTITIES CAN ALSO BECOME COMRADES.

WHEN KING MEETS KING, THE FINAL RESULT IS NOT MUTUAL DESTRUCTION— IT IS ONLY ‘YOU ARE STRONG, BUT I AM STRONGER.’ JOIN FORCES TO DESTROY THE EXAMINATION GROUNDS.

First meeting... ...Or a reunion?

GIN AGAIN WITHOUT A

EXAMINEES AND EXAMINERS ARE FORBIDDEN FROM DEVELOPING IMPROPER RELATIONSHIPS.

❁✿✿❁

Can you fall in love with the same person for 3 times? YES YOU CAN‼️

Some things are just unforgettable, no matter how many times they erase your memory or try to keep you apart or convince you he’s your enemy.

Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to friends to lovers.

It’s so fascinating watching the slow burn of the present while uncovering the relationship of the past and how they still subconsciously feel the same.

Gin always wearing his scarf not because he’s cold but because he wanted to hide his blood and injury from his beloved. You immediately rejecting taking off his earring even if he doesn’t know why.

Also complete equals, two super badass smart genius arsonists. And even when they try to keep things from each other, it’s really funny how the other always knows or really sad because of the terrible things that they went through for each other.

The flirting and teasing and the… unique gift they give XD

PS. Lyrics that I think describe them perfectly:

'Cause time wasn't in our favor

This isn't "goodbye," this is simply "see you later"

PPS. First both of them, then You, then Qin:

I've tried to leave it all behind me

But I woke up and there they were beside me

And I don't believe it but I guess it's true

Some feelings, they can travel too

You're always on my mind

And I never minded being on my own

Then something broke in me and I wanted to go home

To be where you are

But even closer to you, you seem so very far

And now I'm reaching out with every note I sing

And I hope it gets to you on some pacific wind

Wraps itself around you and whispers in your ear

Tells you that I miss you and I wish that you were here

2. Soukoku. Dazai x Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Adam – "Master Chuuya and Dazai stood side by side. There was something surprisingly perfect about it. Two young men with completely different personalities..."

Dazai – Chuuya’s gonna kill N at this rate and lose his humanity, but I want to see him suffer as a human. That’s why I have to stop him.

Verlaine – “You sound like you’re certain he’s human.”

Dazai – “I am. There’s no way I could hate a man-made character this much.”

“Even Dazai had forgotten to breathe as he watched the storm that was Chuuya decimate the battlefield.”

The corruption in Chuuya’s body had already disappeared. Dazai had nullified it. He placed a hand on Chuuya’s cheek where it had been punched and smirked slightly. “So this is how you wake Snow White? Kinda violent, don’t you think?”

Dazai – “Did you use Corruption because you believed in me? You’re gonna make me cry…”

Dazai – Leave it to me, partner.

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Might seem toxic or unbalanced until you realise how much power Chuuya possesses and how smart he actually when not compared to the three smartest masterminds of the series. Also they always care and protect each other, would die and kill for the other a thousand time over.

Dazai first wish to live came from fighting with Chuuya, he manipulated him into joining the mafia, his enemy.

He left him behind when his basically brother died and joined the ‘good’ side, but I think he just didn’t want to tear him apart from his newfound family for a second time.

PS. Fyolai. Fyodor x Gogol

Dos-kun and I exchanged a few words…and yet…the moment I met him…I knew that my life had become something entirely different. It’s just as he said…I had begun fighting in order to lose myself. And now…Look what’s happened. (Nikolai clutches Fyodor’s severed arm) Now all I want…is just…

— Nikolai

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The demon and his clown. Do you ever want to kill your one and only best to prove you have free will? No?? Then you are completely normal and not an absolute freak.

Do you then involve your colleagues, your enemy and actual strangers in your death games?

In the end are you sincerely sad when your friend dies and hug his dismembered arm?

3. Kurofai. Kurogane x Fai (Tsubasa Reservor Chronicle)

“There is no such thing as a coincidence in this world, there is only the inevitable.”

And really isn’t this the best way to describe them and Sakura & Syaoran coming together at the wish shop?

Caring stoic badass ninja papa and mischievous lying secretive overpowered mage mama. And their tree children.

Kuro can see through his lies, and tries to keep his distance but ultimately can’t help but get closer, overprotective of his makeshift family, will fight anyone for them (would actually kill them if he wasn’t cursed’). And in the end even though he reached his goal to come home to his princess, decides to continue travelling and stay with them.

Fai is a man with a secret past and a plan that he has to follow, tries to hide behind a cheerful mask, but in the end couldn’t help but actually care for his new children and respect and admire Kuro for all that he is.

Yama, where they spent 6 month together, alone without the kids, in a country where Fai couldn’t speak to anyone and Kuro could barely communicate… something mush have happened.

Also when the only way to save Fai was to turn him into a vampire, even when he explicitly said that it would be better for him to die so the magic that was stolen from him would disappear. But Kuro couldn’t accept that, and than has to live with the consequences. He is the only one Fai can feed from and Fai has stopped teasing him with all the nicknames and barely even talks or looks at him.

4. Wriolette. Neuvillette x Wriothesley (Genshin Impact)

“Wriothesley is a trustworthy man. I fought hard for the title and reputation he now has. I expect you to think that I've simply been duped by his flattery and appearance of loyalty... But to that, I would quote the Inazuman proverb: ‘The words unspoken are the flower.’ Which means, some things are best left unsaid.”

Wriothesley... He's a very... shrewd fellow. He is the highest ranking manager of the underwater prison. Even though you are going there to investigate at my behest, it would behoove you to avoid any confrontation with him or any of his subordinates. The Duke rarely ever leaves the Fortress of Meropide, but that does not mean he is not privy to all that's happening inside and outside the fortress. He is "quiet," but not "unaware," so please bear that in mind.

Wriothesley: Haha, the way you're asking after her wellbeing makes you sound like a concerned parent.

Neuvillette: Ah, well, I won't lie... I've always seen myself that way.

Wriothesley: Showing your age a bit there, don't you think...

Neuvillette: Indeed. Actually, I often forget just how much older I am than you...

Wriothesley: Well, while we're on the topic... What did you do before getting this job, anyway? Spend all day swimming in the sea, from east to west, then south to north?

Neuvillette: Yes, and uh... from the surface to the ocean floor, on occasion.

Wriothesley: Wow. Impressive.

Neuvillette: ...Apologies, that was merely an attempt at humor. You can disregard what I said.

Wriothesley: Hah, that's impossible, I'm afraid. My imagination's already running wild.

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Your Honor & Your Grace. The Iudex, ultimate judge of all of Fontaine & the Duke, warden of Meropide. Ancient dragon sovereign & ruler of the underworld.

Neuvillette has been alive for more the 500 years and has always fulfilled his duty of judge perfectly, that has forced him to keep a certain distance from everyone in order to be impartial… but he considers Wriothesley his one personal connection.

They tease each other, banter, give gift and spend time together whenever they

Wriothesley, former criminal, actually judged by Neuvi and sent to the prison, actually decided to organise it in something better, less chaotic and bloody and cruel. Rose his way to the top with strength and charisma and was actually recognised as the new leader. Wary of trusting others due to his parent who trafficked all his adoptive siblings and him too if he wouldn’t have killed them… trusts Neuvi unconditionally.

PS. Kavetham. Alhaitham x Kaveh

And they were roommates. But also the caring and understanding. Married couple vibes with the banter to go with it.

5. Sherliam. Sherlock x William (Moriarty the Patriot)

“Catch me if you can, Mr. Holmes.”

“Finally… I’ve caught you now, Liam.”

I want you to keep the fire in my heart ablaze.

—William

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Sherliam: detective and criminal love story. Is it gay to jump off a bridge and hug your bestie/supposed enemy and save him from death, then spend two years living together aboard while your friends and family think you’re dead?

Their nicknames for each other, Will & Sheryl <3

Really the only ones who can keep up with the other, you distract me from my plan & you make my boredom disappear.

PS. Alcroft. Mycroft x Albert

TO ME, WHO WAS IN THAT DEEP DARKNESS, YOU WERE THAT SINGLE RAY OF BRIGHT LIGHT.

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Alcroft: workplace relationships with a lot of tension and subtle flirting.

The brothers with the actual power, physical, skills, political, influence, cunning.

Is it gay to send letters through pigeon messenger to your colleague who is imprisoned in a tower?

He confessed to being one of the worst criminal in your country’s history, the country you swore to protect, and the criminal who blackmailed you into keeping quiet about his plan but who you still came to care about and agree with his plan and prevented him being sentenced to death.

6. Ivantill. Ivan x Till (Alien Stage)

What is love for two people who have no idea what that word even means? How can two humans who have been raised by aliens in cruelty and conditional love, ever know how to express their emotions?

When you (Ivan) notice how passionate and rebellious he (Till) is, but he only notices you in his periphery or when you fight and tease him.

When you can only watch as he is beaten and punished again and again, only able to give him temporary relief by freeing him from his collar, when he is barely aware of you but you continue to support him in silence.

When you both tried running away, he let go of your hand to go back for his friends, what can you do other than continue to adore him? Because that is who he is and the one you admire. (Mr. Shallow emotions my butt)

The only way you know how to express your affections? Silent devotion, violence and sacrifice… ROUND 6 in a nutshell.

When she (Mizi) is like a gentle warm light that attracts you like moths to a flame, so blinding in her pureness, so you can’t look at her directly.

When he is the shadow that always trails after you, clings to you and can’t help but notice distractedly every time, until it becomes solid in front of you.

Pulling pigtails taken too far. Toxic doomed yaoi supreme kings.

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BLACK SORROW:

I can’t reach you, so I imagine alone

You who shines, I stand next to you

To me, you are my

Black sorrow

CURE:

Dissolve me in your gaze

I don't want to let you go

Please, leave me scars

Please, hurt me so that

Not a single drop of me remains

Let me drown in you

Until these falling stars

Are buried in the blur of time

On your icy lips

Read my soul

Even if your cold words

Carve scars beneath my eyes

May they linger on your tongue

You can break me apart

Notice my pain

And mend me right now

To quiet my fears

I'll drown in you

Sick of these nights to come

To be engulfed in silence

In your gaze where I'm seen

Consume me

PS. Mizisua. Sua x Mizi, unconditional love.

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MY CLEMATIS:

From the moment humanity left the universe, we all forgot God.

But if belief in god is human

If all I can do as a human is to believe...

My god

My universe

Hope bloomed through the abyss

Oh, my Clematis

Always be by my side

7. Sefikura. Sephiroth x Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)

“He had made his decision. Cloud would become the nucleus. He yearned to tell Cloud this.”

— Sephiroth

“So long as Cloud remembers me, I will always exist. Within the Lifestream or on the surface.”

— Sephiroth

“Once I have Mother's power, I will exist fully in the living world. It will not be long now. Even if I am incomplete, it will matter not. Cloud will be there. Cloud will complete me.”

— Sephiroth

“For you are but a puppet—my puppet.”

— Sephiroth

“Cloud, lend me your strength. Let us defy destiny together.”

— Sephiroth

“I am your everything.”

— Sephiroth

“Good, Cloud. Very good. Hold on to that hatred.”

— Sephiroth

“Careful now. That which lies ahead...does not yet exist. Our world will become a part of it... one day. But I... will not end. Nor will I have you end.”

— Sephiroth

Cloud – “Stay where you belong, in my memories.”

Sephiroth – “I will never be a memory.”

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ARCHENEMIES. The UST, why is it so intense every time they look, fight or are even near each other? Why are they always standing so close, why is Sephy always whispering in his ear?

Started as complete strangers who had nothing to do with each other, Cloud admired him, but was forced to kill him after he went crazy and burned down his whole village. Sephy was caught by surprise and intrigued by that. When he came back he became obsessed.

The mind-fuckery, puppet comparison, domineering aura, them stabbing and killing each other more than once.

Extremely toxic, not yet doomed yaoi. Because seriously how many time are they going to come back? Until one is alive, the other one will be too.

8. Solangelo. Will x Nico (Percy Jackson series)

"Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?" (Apollo)

He shrugged. "Technically, yes. But if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen. Cracks open in the floor. Zombies crawl out and start roaming around. It's a mood disorder. I can't control it. That's what I told Chiron."

"And is it true?" | asked.

Nico smiled thinly. "I have a note from my doctor."

Will raised his hand. "I'm his doctor."

"Chiron decided it wasn't worth arguing about," Nico said. "As long as I sit at a table with other people, like...oh, these guys for instance...the zombies stay away. Everybody's happier."

Will nodded serenely. "It's the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants."

"Of course not," Nico agreed.

Will turned to me. "I apologize for my boyfriend."

Nico rolled his eyes. "Could you not—"

"Would you prefer special guy?" Will asked. "Or significant other?"

"Significant annoyance, in your case," Nico grumbled.

Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate.

"Then, if he has to go... we'll go together."

“But with Nico … It’s hard, Persephone. I want the best for him, and he seems to disappear into his darkness, like he’s hiding in a place where he doesn’t want my light.’

‘Then why not offer him your darkness?”

“Will had kissed Nico for the first time in a moment of impulsiveness, something Nico didn’t know Will had in him. The kiss had been just like this one, short and sweet.

Then Will had pulled away, worry on his face, an apology tumbling from his lips.

Nico had stopped him. Then kissed him back.

In a moment so full of grief and rage and sadness, Will had given him… Light.”

Nico fought against the darkness, against the fear and the cold that wanted to paralyze him. Turning his head took every bit of his energy, but he put his mouth next to Will's ear, took a measured breath, and then said the words he hoped Will would hear.

Three words. A promise of hope. The words tingled in Will's ear. They ignited his heart.

"I love you." And they fell.

“You are the ghost king”, a voice said. I am, Nico thought.

“This is where you belong.”

But then Nico raised his head. Looked at the other passenger. Will, whose face was strained as he reached down with a shaking hand to grab at him.

Nico took it, gripped his boyfriend’s hand tight, and thought, “No. This is where I belong.”

“I remember when I realized … when I knew that this was more than a friendship.’

That made Nico smile despite himself. ‘I remember my moment, too.’

Will’s eyes filled with tears. ‘I think mine is different than yours.’

‘But I know mine happened first,’ Nico said.

‘You were sad? But … did we even know each other then?’

‘Maybe not as close friends or anything, but … but I was drawn to you.”

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Just this. Light and shadow, the sun and the star. A journey about learning to love yourself and overcoming your grief and fears. About how you’re the only one who can save yourself but it’s so much easier and comforting with someone else beside you. The teasing and bickering 🥺

9. Fizzozzie. Asmodeus x Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)

"Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. You already were this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. I adore your inventiveness, your attitude, your resilience. And you're just the cutest little thing alive! Also, you are a waaaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, and thaaat's just facts."

― Asmodeus

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Love can overcome races, classes and other obstacles. You may have been through unbearable pain and suffering but it is all inconsequential if you have someone who loves you and respects you at your side.

One of the cutest, fluffiest, most wholesome and precious couples ever.

10. Greed pair. Lawless x Licht (Servamp)

Vampire + Servant, can only drink blood from the one he made a contract with, who gave him a name and gift) & his Eve. Jekyll (Licht Jekylland Todoroki) & Hyde (Servamp of Greed, Lawless, One and Only). Delusional angel & stupid hedgehog.

A story about overcoming the past, grief, moving forward in the present and keep on fighting in order to not have any regrets.

They may be willing to bicker constantly and fight and toy with each other, but Licht was the one who changed him, who made him fight and realise the meaning of greed, who showed him his brilliance and talent and taught him how life has meaning and we are not only listless actors who complete our boring roles till we die.

Licht went from one of his numerous Eves, whose he wold have killed once he became bored, to one of his most important and meaningful connections, the one who helped reconcile him with his family and taught him to love again.

Them co-parenting their game cat! Hyde being jealous of his brother, when Licht plays with and pets him in his cat form.

This couple: Would you jump out of a window if your friend did? Absolutely, without hesitation.

Hyde is the best hypeman, clown, cheerleader. Also the faith he has in Licht’s natural instincts and fighting ability, really would you give a complete amateur a gun when you literally can’t afford to waste even a bullet? Well Licht doesn’t disappoint and succeeds on his first try.

11. Ryusae. Shidou x Sae (Blue Lock)

“I want your ego. Go wild for my sake.”

— Sae

“...Itoshi Sae chose not any of you here, but Shidou Ryusei instead.”

— Ego

“Shidou Ryusei, who even Blue Lock couldn't rein in... We'll finally find out the reason why he was picked... We'll be able to see 'The Egoist Desired by Itoshi Sae.'”

— Ego

“While Blue Lock was unable to handle Shidou, he managed to grasp Shidou's vision and answered in kind with a flawless pass... I'm sure those two are are only just getting started-”

— Isagi

Looks like those two... Are a match made in heaven.

— Aiku

Sae – “There you go, my little demon.”

Shidou – “I love it when you're rough ♪”

Sae – “The time to dream is now, demon. Fall under my spell.”

Shidou – “My, oh my... Am I Cinderella now? I’m falling in love ♪”

Shidou – “I like you ♪ Give me your number later!”

Sae – “I'll consider it if you score a hat trick.”

Shidou – “I'll hold you to that!!”

“Hey Itoshi Sae, that was a nice pass. Playing football with ya is pretty damn fun.”

— Shidou

Shidou – “I did it, Itoshi Sae! I wanna play football with you forever!! With you, I feel a sensation I've never felt before!!”

Sae – “Gross. You have to get that hat trick, remember? Then you'd get my number. Hands off until then, you horny demon.”

Shidou – “Heheh, alright ♪ And If I score ten more goals, I move in with you, got it?!”

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👀🤨. Literally the definition of find someone who matches your freak.

PS. Reonagi. Reo x Nagi

“Nagi is the treasure that I found. And in this match… I'll steal him back!”

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Is it gay to call someone your treasure, cater to his every whim, baby and spoil him constantly, basically becoming his sugar daddy?

Also the break up and drama during the second selection -_-

Reo literally playing loves-me-loves-me-not with his toothbrush.

Nagi starting his evolution because of the face Reo made when he realised they were gonna lose.

And in the end relying on him to make his ultimate super play.

CONS: Too codependent. Need time and space to grow separately.

12. Shuake. Akechi x Akira Kurusu / Ren Amamiya / Joker (Persona 5)

"You don't allow yourself to be enslaved by such things as human relations or past selves... And so, your heart is always free. The exact opposite of mine. To be honest, I'm envious... I wonder why we couldn't have met a few years earlier.”

“All you have to do is stick to your guns and challenge Maruki. Or are you really so spineless that you’d fold over some bullshit, trivial threat over my life?”

“I will carve my own path for myself… I refuse to accept a reality concocted by someone else, stuck under their control for the rest of my days.

“I will never accept this form of reality. I’m done being manipulated. Let’s go back… to our true reality."

"Hey Joker, instead of dying, how about we crush them together!?"

"Joker, if you die now, I... I'll kill you again myself!"

"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it, but that’s not you! Calm down!"

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Essentially the see you in hell pair. RIVALS.

The I wish we had met sooner, you would’ve changed my life completely.

The coffee dates, them playing darts, Akechi giving his glove to MC.

Is it gay to give up on the real world, love in a fantasy created by your school counsellor in order to fulfil your wishes and play chess with your dead rival together 💀

Tragic doomed yaoi former reigning champions.

13. Joongdok. Yoo Joonghyuk x Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)

“I am Yoo Jonghyuk.” The coldest and loneliest voice in the world. The sleeping prince had finally woken up from his deep sleep. “And you shall die here.”

“Make me your companion. I can fill in the parts you are missing.”

— Kim Dokja

Gong Pildu – “What is your relationship with Yoo Joonghyuk?”

Kim Dokja – “We are companions separated by life and death.”

「 Incarnation Kim Dokja will be killed by the person he loves most. 」

“Tell me you fool, if I continue to regress will I ever meet you again?”

"Oppa looks happy when talking about that Ahjussi"

"That jerk, he was cute at that time"

"You are acting like a wife"

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Kim Dokja was a big fan of Yoo Joonghyuk. He liked, hated, cheered Yoo Joonghyuk on every day for years while he read his favourite novel.

It helped him going through school, bullying, his job, in general. It was his way of surviving. He know his better than anyone else, even himself.

And meeting him in real life might be different than what he imagined, but he still would give everything for him.

Is it gays to die and regress more than a thousand times, go through space and time just to meet your ‘companion’?

14. Destiel. Castiel x Dean (Supernatural)

Dean – “Who are you?”

Castiel – “I'm the one that gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.”

Dean – Right. And why would an angel rescue me from Hell?

Castiel – Good things do happen, Dean.

Dean – Not in my experience.

Castiel – What's the matter? You don't think you deserve to be saved.

Dean – Don't normally see you off leash. Where's your boss?

Uriel – “Castiel? Oh he's, he's not here. You see he has this weakness, he likes you.”

Dean – You made an exception for me.

Castiel – You’re different.

Castiel – “I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did all of it for you.”

We gave you our trust. Don't lose it over one man.

“When Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was lost!”

Dean – “What about Cas?”

Lucifer – “Oh, don't worry. Your pet's safety is my highest concern. Trust me, he's on board.”

Dean – You got to look at me, man. You got to level with me and tell me what's going on. Look me in the eye and tell me you're not working with him... You son of a bitch.

Castiel – Let me explain.

Dean – You're in it with him? This whole time.

Castiel – I did it to protect you.

Castiel – I won't hurt Dean.

Dean – Yes. You will. You are.

And the Angel tablet... arguably the most powerful instrument in the history of the universe... is in pieces, and for what again? Oh, that's right... to save Dean Winchester. That was your goal, right? I mean, you draped yourself in the flag of heaven, but ultimately, it was all about saving one human, right? Well, guess what. He's dead, too.

Castiel – I'm not good luck, Dean.

Dean – Yeah, but you know what? Sorry, but I'd rather have you. Cursed or not. And anyway, we're All cursed. I seem like good luck to you?

Castiel – “I know. I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive, and you're angry, and you're broken. You're “daddy's blunt instrument.” And you think that hate and anger, that's... That's what drives you, that's who you are. It's not. And everyone who knows you see it. Everything you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love. You fought for this whole world for love. That is who you are. You're the most caring man on Earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. (he smiles, crying now) You know, ever since we met, ever since I pulled you out of Hell... Knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam, I cared about Jack... I cared about the whole world because of you. (sad laugh as a tear rolls down his cheek) You changed me, Dean.”

Dean – “Why does this sound like a goodbye?”

Castiel – “Because it is. I love you.”

Dean – “Don't do this Cas.”

Castiel – “Goodbye, Dean.”

Wha- what's Destiel?

You know, Dean-slash-Castiel. I mean, it's all subtext, but you can't spell subtext without S-E-X.

Dean – “Cas, not for nothing, but the last time someone looked at me like that...I got laid.”

Sam – So what, you like him better, or something?

Castiel – “Dean and I do share a more profound bond... I wasn't going to mention it.”

Balthazar – “Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you.”

Crowley – “...the stench of that impala's all over your overcoat, angel.”

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THE hunter and his guardian angel.

15. Karashuu. Asano x Karma (Assassination Classroom)

Akabane – “Just come at us like you want to kill us. That's what makes it fun.”

Gakushuu – “How amusing. Then I'll fight with my gloves off too.”

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Academic rivals. The prodigy & the genius. The only ones on their level. Both competitive, manipulative, scheming and prideful. Asano is more serious, technical and by the book. Karma is rebellious, mischievous and spontaneous. Very hardworking when they put their minds to it.

New Year’s birthday vs Christmas birthday.

Is it gay to choose the same high school as your rival because otherwise you’d get bored in no time with the lack of any real competition.

16. Lugna. Magna Luck (Black Clover)

“The ones who are going to fight in the finals aren't you and that Yuno guy! It's going to be me and Luck!”

— Magna

“I don't care if you're an elf or not. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that idiot... So you can hurry up and get the hell out of that body, dumbass!”

— Magna

“Why? He's obviously trying to hide his embarrassment, you virgin delinquent. Look at you, hugging him like that!”

— Vanessa

“You're not going to leave me behind, d'ya understand me? If you get ten times stronger, then I will too. You might get a step ahead but you'll never outdo me. I hope you're okay with that.”

— Magna

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Best friends & rivals. The pulling pigtails kind of couple. Luck is always pranking, teasing, goading into a fight, bothering and annoying Magna; who tolerates and even plays along.

Magna does not want to get left behind, no matter how strong Luck gets, he will do everything in his power to keeps up!

They understand, respect and care about the other more than anyone else. When Luck is possessed by an elf, Magna manages to catch him off guard stating that the real one would’ve been able to predict what he was doing.

When the elf has him by the neck, Luck begins to cry.

Their hug afterwards made me feel things <3

17. Hoshinaru. Hoshina x Narumi (Kaiju #8)

Boyfailure yet still badass, monster in human skin, the strongest captain Gen Narumi & trickster teasing never-give-up vice-captain Hoshina.

Rivals divisions, Naru is still salty from when Hoshi rejected him XD

Still silently acknowledge each other’s skill and capabilities, Naru was one of the first people who saw something in Hoshi, he was also the only one opponent Hoshi never wanted to face in a serious battle.

18. 6918. Mukuro x Hibari (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)

“This body can’t be used anymore. He could actually fight in this condition, what a frightening man, Hibari Kyoya.” Mukuro

Reborn: “Do not take this one lightly, Mukuro. He’s growing stronger than you think.”

Mukuro: “I see. That’s how it’s is, then. If he wasn’t injured the outcome of our duel might be questionable.”

“Come, kneel before me once again.” Mukuro.

Reborn: “What about the other one? Tsuna’s Mist Guardian?”

Chikusa: “That person went to see Hibari Kyoya.”

“It’s been a long time. You’ve become stronger again, it seems.” Mukuro

Hibari: “I’ve considered biting you to death, but it wouldn’t be much of a competition fighting against someone who has exhausted his energy to this extent.”

Mukuro: “Hibari Kyoya. I’ll be your opponent anytime.”

Hibari: “Your reaction time has slowed down. Even if we battle now, it won’t be very interesting.”

Mukuro: “Thanks for being so straightforward. In that case, I’ll gladly accept your offer and excuse myself to rest.”

Daemon: “Continuing this fight is pointless. It’s clear who will be the winner.”

Mukuro: “You evidently don’t know Hibari Kyoya. His real power comes out when he’s cornered.”

Mukuro: “I didn’t think I’d be left here with you, Hibari Kyoya.”

Hibari: “Don’t worry, I won’t help you at all.”

“Mukuro and Hibari seem to be on bad terms, but they’re actually totally in sync.” Reborn

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Kinda obsessed enemies. Mukuro was the first one to ever defeat and humiliate Hibari. He swore to get his revenge someday, and whenever they meet they have a confrontation even if it never ends in a serious fight because of various reasons.

Mukuro knows firsthand how strong and capable Hibari is and is always acknowledging progress.

The ‘don’t get defeated by anyone other than me’ copule.

PS. 8059. Yamamoto x Gokudera

Friendly rivalry. Always bickering and disagreeing, each other’s support and growing together. The trust they have in each other, always ready to defend one another.

Black-haired instinctual chill jock, rainy blue & white-haired rational hothead nerd, stormy red.

19. Ginran. Gin x Rangiku (Bleach)

“Gin! Where are you, Gin?”

“I’ve made up my mind. I’m gonna become a Soul Reaper and change things. So you… won’t have to cry anymore.”

Rangiku… I couldn’t do it. In the end I couldn’t take back what he took from you. Oh… I’m so glad I got to tell you I was sorry.

"That bad habit you had of always disappearing without telling me where you are going...still hasn't changed."

They’re all moving forward. I should be too.

You’re gone, but you didn’t leave anything to remember you by. I never liked that about you.

But, if you had left something behind, I probably wouldn’t have been able to move on.

You probably knew that about me. Thanks, Gin. I always liked that about you.

(Upon being asked when her birthday is by Gin Ichimaru) "I don't know, I never really counted days until I met you."

I’m a snake.

My skin is cold:

I have no heart. I slither around seeking

prey with my tongue.

I swallow my favorites whole.

- Gin

If you became a snake tomorrow

And began devouring people,

If you roared your love for me.

With that mouth you use to devour people

Could I still say that I love you

As I do today?

→ Gin

"Those who do not know what love is

liken it to beauty.

Those who claim to know what love is

liken it to ugliness."

- Gin

"It is not terrifying

to know sorrow.

Terrifying is to know

you can't go back

to happiness you could have."

- Rangiku

❁✿✿❁

When you (Gin) always loved and looked out for her (Rangiku), you wanted to protect her and never make her sad. But you also always leave her behind and in the dark, always hiding things from her, trying to do everything yourself.

20. Gale/Gajevy. Gajeel x Levy (Fairy Tail)

Gajeel – It's hard looking for someone so small. So don't leave my side!”

Levy – “I'm not going anywhere...”

Gajeel – “You idiot! You've got to get far away from here!..."

Levy – “Don't you ever say you're looking for a place to die!!”

Gajeel – “That...? That was just, you know...banter! I didn't mean it! Don't be mad!!”

Levy – “I don't want you to die...I want you to keep living, Gajeel... ”

Gajeel – “I'm always the last!! It's so frustrating! So pathetic! But you know... To hell with all that! None of it matters as long as I can protect the girl I love!!!!”

Gajeel – “I really did... want to walk with you... side by side... forever…

After everything I've faced… Having a future with you snatched away from me… Is definitely the most terrifying thing I've ever had to endure. ”

❁✿✿❁

Enemy to friend to lover! He hurt her greatly, then tried to atone and look out and protect her. Slow burn, from respect and interest to full blown love. He is intrigued by how she’s so small but so fierce and smart and helpful, she by how he always cares so much and how he’s growing as a person.

The underwater air kiss!! Also Gajeel tasking his partner Lily to protect her, and him, basically an orphan criminal kid with nothing to his name, being able to imagine and want a future and family with her <3

+ COOKING

0. Aiden x Ashlyn (School Bus Graveyard)

Crazy new kid x introverted antisocial girl. Aiden is so clingy & Ash is still learning how to care about others.

0. Tian Lang x Yao Guang (The Evil Ring)

Literally the ‘I’d let the world burn for you’ couple. Tian would die and kill for him.

PS. Liu Zichuan x Shan Yue

I will protect you, your life is my responsibility now & I need to get stronger, learning to love again.

[piracytheorist]

Spy x Family Code: White thoughts!

Alright, time to write down my thoughts about the film! I liked it a lot, and for this anime only it was a HUGE satisfactory dose after not having had anything new since December 🥲 there were a few parts that I found meh, and I will mention them here too, but overall I got a very positive view of it!

Related to this, my mom was in the next room where I was sitting watching the film, and when I finished and passed by to get some water, she asked me what film I watched that made me laugh so much. So I think that speaks for itself 😂

Anyway, on to the film!

Having seen the trailer where Twilight rips off the disguise of a woman with long, curly blonde hair, as soon as I saw her here I was like is that her? But then that guy appeared and I recognized his voice and, dare I say I was confused XD

Damn, isn't that past their rating? XD

And then the music started! STRIX theme with a new twist for the film!

I think by this point we've already shrugged away Twilight's ability to make disguises. It gets even crazier near the end, so it should be of no surprise that he just disguised himself as that woman. Lucky she happened to wear a choker, too, good cover for his Adam's apple.

The way they showed the woman wrapped in a blanket underneath the desk, though 😳 that's the kind of visual you'd use to show a character died. What am I supposed to infer from this, guys?!

Then we cut to Yor!

There's a review on letterboxd saying how easy the film is to watch and follow for someone who hasn't watched the original, and I'm happy to hear that because as someone who already knows these characters and their dynamics, it didn't feel like it dragged on too much on that.

Yor, ever being the sweetheart, will call a guy a traitorous scumbag yes but she will be kind as ever when she kills him 🥰

The way she dodged the bullets! Queen! And also a set up to later show her dodge all the ammunition thrown from the shooters and Type F!

This. Was. Amazing. I actually gasped out loud. The animators understood the assignment, 10/10.

Right after that, we see Loid reach his door, and for the first time we see him go to use keys. A few other times I remember anyone opening the door they just... opened it. You'd think an apartment where a spy and an assassin live would have better security! XD

I love how they kinda showed it like Yor was going to attack Loid, and then Loid just turned and went like "Oh hey beautiful wife, welcome home! :D" It must have looked funny for anyone who hasn't seen the anime/manga before XD

Yor wants to cook! Everybody hide!

That... is a horror of an omelet. Yor's cooking is always for the "congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it" meme. She does try, though, bless her heart.

Anya evades the horror. And Loid wants to make... peanut butter pizza???? Is that even a thing??? WITH MEAT ON TOP???

What does it say about this film that this isn't the weirdest thing to happen in it

TITLE CARD WITH THE THEME ENDING AND THE ORCHESTRA GOING WILD <3333

Damian, shut the fuck up

... I mean, with a mother like that... I'll give this to him XD

Did Anya call him an asshole? Serves him right, tbh XD

Knowing that the story can't veer a lot far from the anime/manga canon, I already knew Anya wouldn't earn a Stella in that competition. But it was a good set-up for the rest of the film to move on from.

Twilight read Henderson's lips through a window and through the latter's thick moustache, and lip reading is already hard to do accurately, if not nearly impossible. Boy's nuts. But I think it only prepared us for a fucking falcon to fly above him and throw him the message from WISE. Show-offs XD

A rare view of Berlint!

DAAAAMN the higher animation budget is really doing those characters such good favour 🥰

Bro actually read a book by flipping through it. Get outta town.

The idea of having another guy take over Operation Strix from Twilight feels a little shallow. It's already a very delicate and long-term operation, it feels that it wouldn't make sense to replace their best agent with just a dude just because said dude has connections.

Twilight meets with Nightfall outside, and Yor sees them across all those streets (I mean, she is an assassin with a deadly aim) and... she doesn't recognize Nightfall? Is this supposed to take place before Nightfall visits the Forger household?

I mean, at the current time in the anime, Yor is supposed to be over her fear of getting replaced, but I get why they retreated back a little, so they could explain the later scene of Loid taking her hand and reminding her of his vows.

Very conveniently, Yor's coworkers are chatting about cheating men, and Yor, being inexperienced with relationships, immediately believes everything, her suspicions even taking root with what she just saw.

Back home, Twilight thinks about how, since he's dismissed from Operation Strix, he'll have to move out, and the camera shows their happy family picture 🥺 he's not ready to admit his feelings to himself but the narrative is.

Making the dessert that's the favourite of the judge and in particular the one he grew up with feels kinda cheating, no? XD

Come on, Loid. A child filling her bag with toys does not deserve that murder glare 😂

That train looked a little too modern for the supposed 60s/70s aesthetic. I know Germany has some top trains (as does Japan) but like, still XD it's very different from the train we see on the very first episode when Twilight boards one for Berlint.

Lovely visuals, though!

I wonder if there's any system as to how Bond's powers work. He has the vision of Anya finding the suitcase and opening it... but that's creating a sort of paradox because without the vision coming to him and without Anya seeing it, it wouldn't have been made true. I mean, I get why it was put there, but still.

Again, the story needed a little backtracking in order for Yor's doubts to make sense. I'm not sure how much they contributed to the whole story, but at least there it was funny. The small awkward laugh she throws at the end before she exits their booth to go look for Anya was hilarious XD

Gremlin Anya is best Anya <3

LMAO at least she enjoyed the chocolate XD

The following part was intense! I found myself saying "Run Anya run!" even though I knew from trailers that they'd eventually catch her anyway.

So the microfilm hides intelligence about a research lab in Westalis. Hmm.

I think it was at this point I noticed that they had Anya react to people's thoughts way too little. I get that it can get repetitive but with her curiosity she would have tried to look for more information through the guys' thoughts.

"Chocolate thieves" is actually perfect to describe those two. They were conveniently - and hilariously - incompetent.

But it did get intense. It's always like that when a bad guy threatens to hurt, let alone kill, a child.

I love how Yor asked Anya to close her eyes while she was beating up the guys but then told her she can open them when they were down and fully expected her to believe her lie that they just passed out XD

Also, her snowman jgvllublftlulbj

Chekhov's military airplane! I didn't expect it would actually work by the end, though XD

I love the music in the restaurant. Poor Bond being left alone outside where it's snowing, though 🥲 at least they brought him food!

Yor notices that it's rare for Loid to wear turtlenecks, and that's actually true. Too bad, though, they fit him so nicely :)

I actually laughed out loud at the guys jumping on Yuri to stop him. They were prepared. They knew who they were dealing with XD

"Rubble and Bonds"... the chef is very wholesome but he literally named his restaurant after his trauma and like... dude. Therapy exists. And then he starts laying out his trauma thick while Twilight is sitting there like yup this doesn't affect me at all

I don't think he was prepared for that when he asked about the restaurant's name. I was kinda disappointed they showed the exact same footage of him as a kid from the first episode. I think they could have afforded making a few seconds of new footage of the same imagery. But maybe that's just my anime-only ass who has been waiting for a certain manga arc to be animated for nearly two years now 😶

Snidel appears! And he has the absolute nerve to just... steal the meremere plate from someone else's table. Perfect way to make us hate him.

And... I'm sorry. I have to say it. When Snidel challenges Loid to a game and the camera focuses on Loid... that zoom-in and fade to black was SO CRINGEY. Sorry XD

The music there was nice, though. I think I notice a tiny bit of James Bond music influence.

Fucking Snidel shifting the goalposts with the amounts of sugar. That's not being detailed, that's not explaining the rules of the game properly. They really wanted us to hate the guy.

Twilight looks really stricken by the fact that he lost. And we know it's not because of despair - since he immediately says they can have meremere the next day - and it's not because his pride was hurt... so you can't take it out of my mind that it was because he was disgusted by how a grown-ass man practically stole a piece of cake from a little child, and Twilight was unable to stop him.

But then XD Loid has the absolute gall to ask a chef for his recipe, and then reprimand Anya for calling him stingy. Like mah dude it was already a far-fetched request to have the guy give you the recipe XD

Twilight being totally not suspicious and bolting through the market to buy all the ingredients. Cause that's what normal people do.

The way Twilight tries to cheer Yor up and he only manages to make her feel worse never disappoints XD

Right, I forgot this film was released in December in Japan. It feels weird for it to have a winter-y, almost Christmas-y feeling while I have my A/C on XD

I like how Twilight actually cared enough to expose the guy at the shooting gallery, and advise him to run an honest business. You'd think this would be low on his priorities... but having a child will expand your sensitivities. It feels similar to how he encouraged Carroll Campbell into playing tennis more fairly and to depend on his own strengths.

And then he wonders why a little child has fun on a train ride XD

I... am not sure how I feel about Yor's outburst there. It feels directly inspired by the Disastrous Date, if not a copy of it, and I'm not sure it helps Yor's character develop in any way. I mean, again, I get that the film can't allow the characters to develop a lot since it can't veer from canon, but still, it felt a little forced just to give Yor more screentime and to have a very subtle twiyor tease.

Anya finding out about divorce through Becky's soap-opera filter, though XD

They feel too confident leaving Anya all alone (even if she's with Bond) in a strange town. I know they can keep an eye on her from the ferris wheel cabin, but still.

Now that's a character development moment you can have without veering from canon: having Yor feel guilty for allowing Anya to notice her dark mood, and then feeling happy that Anya pushed her and Loid to having a moment together to talk things out.

Also, beautiful visuals!

Twilight, best™ spy™ of Westalis™, being unable to read the room whenever his wife is involved.

MAH DUDE. THERE'S ONE THING TO DESCRIBE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THAT'S BEING TOO DIRECT

That's a phrase you don't wanna hear from your little kid, especially when you're fake married XD

Handler: Go and help Twilight. Nightfall: Yes ma'am! Handler: Not you. Nightfall: SENPAI WILL NOTICE ME SENPAI WILL NOTICE ME Handler: jfc

It was really sweet seeing Anya and Bond play, and then Yor joining in. That makes it more plausible that the film is set earlier on in the story, since it looks like Yor isn't used to playing with Anya.

No, really, what did that woman who was at Franky's kiosk want to ask him when she would come by with her friend??? 😳

One day the way Twilight abuses Franky's services will come bite him in the ass, I'm calling it now.

Yet another scene where character/relationship dynamic can happen without veering from canon: Loid comes back to the hotel and says he'll go out again, Anya says she wants to come too, and Loid tells her she has to stay in the hotel. Anya goes back to the bedroom dejected, but Yor reminds him it's a family trip and they're supposed to spend this time together, connecting that to her memories of Yuri being happy whenever he spent time with her.

And I think that speaks to another level of distance Twilight has kept from his emotions; he denies himself that he loves his family, but that also leads him to forget that his family won't like missing out on quality time with him.

I especially noticed his surprised reaction at Yor saying that being away from loved ones can make one feel lonely. I don't think Twilight has allowed himself to grasp just how lonely he's felt all these years, it was just the norm for him to have no-one. He's forgotten what it's like to have loved ones and to miss them when you don't get to spend enough time with them, and he's also forgotten that for most people, this is how everyday life is like. We love people, we like spending time with them, we miss them when we haven't seen them in a while. A master of disguises he may be, but this role forces him to face the thing he understands the least: human relationships.

And so, he realizes that Anya's motivation here wasn't petulance or restlessness. It was her need to have fun with him. He considered it easier to sneak around to find the liqueur if they weren't with him, but he failed to consider that casting them aside would actually impact them. Give yourself some credit, dude 🥺

Nightfall: I will surprise Twilight with my effectiveness!

Twilight when he sees her unexpectedly:

I did love however how he looked so sternly at her when they were outside. Like lady, first, bad timing, second, this is why Handler didn't want you to be the one to help Twilight XD

Once again, Bond's power works in a form of paradox. He saw the shop where the liqueur was, and Anya went there because she saw it. If she hadn't seen it, she wouldn't have gone, and Bond wouldn't have had the vision.

I love how the military guys get a rough sketch of Anya and go like "Nah no-one can actually look like this" XD

Anya must have swiped some dalcs as she ran off. That liqueur wasn't gonna be cheap!

Poor Bond!

Endo has surrounded Anya with two physically exceptional parents and a big strong dog to protect her, so it's hard to make a case of her getting kidnapped believable. Realistically, I think Bond would have fought harder to keep her safe, but to achieve the kidnapping the bad guys would have had to get more violent with him. That would make for a sadder scene and also take away from the humor of those guys' incompetence, so the most violence against an animal they could resort to was a conveniently falling beer can.

And thus, the "Anya Has to Poop" side plot starts! With the amount of fear she went through in those scenes, I'm surprised she didn't just... accidentally let go 😶

I just realized when Loid was checking the plane's radio they were also refuelling it. Again, kind of a surprise the whole system worked XD They were a little too chill about the fact that Anya was with the military, though? Maybe I got the wrong vibe off of their acting, lol.

The way that Yor decides at the last moment to join Loid and just... runs and jumps into a plane that's right on takeoff. Madwoman. I love her.

Meanwhile, at least Nightfall is funny XD

They really went on and made an entire sequence in a different animation style for a poop joke. Respect where it's due 👏

Someone: So how did you save world peace this time? Anya: I refused to take a shit.

The incompetent duo have a bedpan that's shaped like a duck and, funny thing... in Greek the word for "bedpan" can also be called, colloquially, with the same word that we use for "duck". So. There's that random connection I found funny XD

Twilight tries to ask for permission to land on the airship and they immediately turn their guns on him and damn, that must be terrifying.

And damn, again, that's a huge risk he took just to get Anya back. My man was prepared to do anything. And he walked out of the plane crashing into the airship without a single scratch like GET OUT OF HERE. I wanted my whump and I only got a single drip of blood near the end 😞 when will I have my whump.

And then Yor just... ran on the top of the airship, fully exposed to the freezing weather of not only outside but also a few hundred (thousand?) feet off the ground. My girl runs on hot steam. AND THEN SHE ALSO FUCKING TOOK HER COAT OFF.

Meanwhile, Anya finally finds a private moment to take a shit. And that marks the end of the wackiest plotline in this movie XD

Okay now, look. I can maybe imagine Twilight quickly making up a mask of Snidel's face from earlier in the day (though he wasn't shown to have any time to do that), and he somehow had it ready when the time came for their duel. But making a mask of that random military guy? Yeah, my suspension of disbelief is stronger for that than for freaking time travel XD

Yor also has her moment of going like "Excuse me, may I ask a question" and immediately getting guns aimed at her.

Damn. What the actual fuck is Type F even. At first I thought it was a full-on robot, but apparently it's a modified human? The fuck. Also. Just how many fucking bullets does he have???!

For real, though, Snidel isn't fucking around. He not only is fine with murdering a kid in cold blood, he also finds it entertaining to make her terrified as well. Like, even that guy from the Doggy Crisis arc said "Nothing personal, kid," when Keith commanded him to kill her.

And then Twilight overhears the incompetent dudes mention Anya... and mighty spy Twilight's emotions get the best of him and he beats up those guys for no other reason than getting back at them? More likely than you think.

Fuck, that scared me. That bullet was literally millimeters from piercing his brain. Cool visual, though, with his real hair popping from beneath the mask.

Anya worrying about her papa :(

Okay, I don't care about the logistics. This was fucking awesome.

AND THEN THIS???

10/10. They understood the assignment.

AND THEN THE OTHER THING???

QUEEN SHIT.

No, but really, their fight was going in circles because Type F has a shit ton of bullets and Yor has great stamina and ability to dodge bullets. She can't win with her strength, so she has to use her brain and her environment. AND SHE SLAYS 👏👏👏

My dude why are you still surprised 😭😭 what did you expect your kidnapped daughter to do once she saw you came to her rescue 😭 HUG YOUR DAUGHTER BACK I BEG 😭

Nah, I know he can't yet, this guy's got the emotional type of constipation. He'll get there.

So we'll never know what he thought about her sneaking out to get him the liqueur, and why that made her smile, eh? Okay 🥲

I love how Yor and Loid just both buy each other's lies. Oh yeah I just decided to jump on your plane while you were taking off, no biggie! Yeah this military ship was totally run by chocolate thieves! And also, I was flying part-time as a student :D

(I also love how high his voice went there. It's full-on "nice sweet Dr. Forger" voice XD)

And then :)

My crops are watered :)

With the action part over, I gotta say that they handled it all of it awesomely! I felt that the whole film was a little slow at first, but I didn't really mind. The climax was great, I got my whump, I got my fake family working together with all of them pretending that oh it was just chocolate thieves and not an actual threat of war breaking out.

My question is... didn't Anya just gulp the chocolate down?

... how did the microfilm get stuck in her teeth?

... you know what, never mind XD

Aw, Twilight got Handler a bottle of wine! And she actually looked thankful for it!

... was she the one who went in disguise to trap Depple into cheating on his wife??

*squealing*

Yor offering to help with the dessert and everyone going "Naaaaah you don't have to 😁"

Damian, shut the fuck up.

It is funny, however, how Anya can say one (1) thing and unintentionally leave him a blubbering mess. Girl is not even trying for that, lmao.

And then, another trip! Buddy who has the time and money--

Oh, wait. Yeah they're going on vacation on WISE budget lmao XD

It's kinda funny to see this with me having the Cruise arc as the "last" I saw of them, as an anime only, cause it was "trip to the ocean!" then "trip to the north!" and now it's "trip to the beach!"

Aw!

Meanwhile, after the credits...

Hang in there buddy. Your time will come to get Twilight back XD

Overall, definitely recommended, it did have its weak parts and its parts that you had to happily kick your logic out the window, but it was great fun, with awesome action, character depth, and even angsty parts that I adored. This will keep my anime-only ass satisfied for a little while, hopefully we also get news about Season 3 soon!

[peepswag]

Im gunna be real I prefer jokers backstory to not be known. I personally dont see the ace chemicals backstory as canon, nor do i see joker killing jason todd as canon (since.. people literally voted to kill a child instead of a literal murderer 😭 joker himself would find this ironic like what)

Idk i dont like how DC keeps trying to de-mystify joker, or make him rlly gritty and edgy (same with batman, bats is meant to be compassionate, not an asshole!!!) like wtf happened to jokers clown schtick, hes ripping his face off and its like. Why is that actually boring? The writers keep trying to one up each other in who can make joker do the “darkest” shit and its so predictable and boring. Where is the funny clown. The funny idiot smart genius clown weirdo villain. The guy who curates his appearance and crimes?

The creators themselves say there isn’t a definitive backstory, which i much rather prefer. idk why but the vat of chemicals story being seen as his origin story just doesnt sit right with me. I like a joker who deadass has to put on his makeup, or fuck it id rather not know why he has pale skin. I like the idea that hes as human as batman (i always thought it cool that they both dont use powers! Especially since batman is so adamant on preferring not to have powers anyway). Ppl say “oh but hes scarier if hes kinda inhuman or just a killer” or somn and its like, isnt it scarier that he is human? killers in the real world are human, and so is joker. U cant change that. even if joker himself loathes the idea that hes fallible. Isnt it scarier to think wow. That rlly hes as human as any of us and yet he does the things he does? That the range of humanity extends to cruelty?

“They've given many origins of the Joker, how he came to be. That doesn't seem to matter—just how he is now. I never intended to give a reason for his appearance. We discussed that and Bill [Finger] and I never wanted to change it at that time. I thought—and he agreed—that it takes away some of the essential mystery."

– Jerry Robinson, the Joker's creator

[strom-in-the-sky]

My baby my baby....

part 2

Read part one on my page before continuing with this story.

"My beloved baby... your not planing to leave me are you...?"

Au. Dazai Osamu have a younger sibbing. After finding out they got severely hurt. He becomes...different...?

Tw. Toxic/not[ish?] normal family relationship in a way, yandere behavior, manipulation, threats, violences. Non-canon behavior. Kinda dark ark spoilers? Dark ark being just a red flag already. Mention of m-ri.

Dazai sat next to you. Holding onto your hand. The only thing keeping him from sending him insane or leaving you alone in the private hospital room was mori, and the steady heart beats from the montioner. He didn't cry but started with his black eyes at you. How did he let this happen? How did he let the only person he was willing to kill for almost die? How? As he mind ran ramped. He sat with your hand to his head. He felt a small twitch as he looked up. No luck. Still out. Unaware of what actually going on. " fucking do something! Anything don't sit your sorry ass their...." *he shouted be then went to a whisper seeing. Knowing that wouldn't make this situation any better. He didn't leave your side that night. Oda and ango heard some of the news and well came to check up on their friend. They where not aware that dazai had a sibbing. Well everyone have their secrets. And being the Mafia people can be used against you.

"What are you guys doing here?"

Dazai had turned a bit in his chair to look at them when he heard the door open. "We just came to check up on you..." oda spoke first. Not daring to move closer to the younger boy side. A good nodded in agreement. As he stuck near oda side. "What he said we jus-" "shut up and leave. That's what you can for me." Dazaic hissed out. How this took both older men by surprise. They never saw him like this. Always used to the relaxed, chaotic and funny dazai. But the one siting infort of them didn't seem like that boy. Ango sighed and spoke now "Alright, just know we are here for you if you need dazai" ango was the first to turn and leave. Oda have one last glance before nodding and turning away. Dazai turned back to the person he should of been paying attention too. He sighed as he held onto your hand. "Your important right now no one else. But right now I need to do something so don't become the next sleeping beauty." He let go you hand. Rising from his seat and leaving. He needed to do something. He needed someone to pay it blood.

Dazai returned in blood. He moved to sit in the same seat again that he originally sat in. Taking your hand again. He stared with a smile on his face. "My darling baby your dearest brother is back..." he mumbled not knowing if that was to comfort himself or you. He sighed and lowered his head to the bed as he sighed. It was quite for so long..... until his ears caught onto the beeping of the montioner and the quicken breath. A small "where I'm i..." escape your lips. It felt like a heavy weight was lifted off his chest as he quickly shot his head up. "I'm here my baby- I'm here don't move you idiot. Your injured." He hissed out as he stood up from the chair. He took your face looking over the small bandages that rested on the soft surface of you face. His eyes scan over everyone to make sure it was ok. "Dazai...? Where I'm I..?" "Your in the Port Mafia headquarters...my boss patched you up..." He mumbled before pressing a kiss to your forhead. He pulled away to see tears in your eyes. "Osamu...im sorry bug brother I di-" "shut up I don't care for that don't cry I'm here....I be by your side for now on don't worrie...big brother is here for you now" he gently moved to press your sholderes more into the hospital bed seeing that you where trying to get up. "Lay down. Don't you dare try to move to sit up." He spoke once more before holding your face again. His cold door eyes staring into your soft glowing one. He sighed for what felt the million time before moving to sit on the same chair. You seemed unbothered by the blood. Like him. Or it could be for the fact he came home like this on commonly.

It been a couple months since that accident and well dazai wasn't planing to leave your side. He started to become overbearing and overwhelming. "Where are you going." "Let me see what you have." "Who is that your texting?" He could demand to know. It wasn't a question. It was a statement. He wanted an answer every single time. You know how you guys used to sleep? Well not anymore. He needs to have his arm around you in the night. But if you didn't want he wouldn't mind piting his leg on you. This was completely respectful he didn't touch anywhere else he didn't need to touch. He also demanded hugs that he used to reject. Now he hugs and picks you up like nothing. Spinning you around as he giggled slightly. He did get you a new phone after awhile. But he placed a tracker on your phone. He only let you wear his old clothing that wasn't ruined.

With all that it was one of those days you tired to sneak out the house. He sometimes have late night work in the Mafia coming home tired and passing out on the bed. You managed to slip your body away from his hold. Seeking off to the small loving room. The house was small. Only having a bedroom, bathroom and just the living room with a TV and small couch. As you where about to open the door.

"Where are you going." His voice spoke. He may of just woken up and he walked over slumping onto you. His arms handing off your shouldes as you struggled to hold up his weight. He might of been light to other but when you put a 10 year old weight with a 15 year old it going to be hard. "Osamu! Get off me! Your going to crush me-" you whine as he didn't moved. He just let out a yawn as he moved one hand to kinda fixed his bed head and rub his one eye. Before pinching your cheeks. "I didn't was for that where are you going" he mumbled out as he chulked at your whine you let out. "I'm going to get something to ea-" other whine from you. "Be honest with me or your losing your tv time again" he spoke before hugging you. He picked you up and carried you back to bed despite your whines.

"Sleep it still early yet..." he mumbled before dropping you on the bed before laying ontop ot you. "Osamu get off your heavy!" He chuckled and closed his one eyes yawing again. "Na I'm good...." before you can even protest again he was out and sleeping ontop of you. He smelled of rum and blood. you cringed at the smell that hit you at once. "OSAMU-"

It would of been a couple years. Or when Osamu was 18 when oda died. He was a total mess. He didn't take his angry out at you how he did before. He changed man after all. He needed to think. Think of a way to get you both to safety. After all he was the oldest and pretty much an adult. You where now 13. God he keep your safe this long. But can he even do that now? But then when ango reached out to him. He took it immediately geting the two of you to go under the radar for as long as you both needed. After all this could be a way for him to make up from that time lost.

All that time he spent away he promise to make up. To be a better brother. To be worthy of holding that title. To be the only one to hold that title. You where is baby. He darling little sibling. Ever since that day you got hurt he did keep you safe. Killing anyone. Everyone that dare looking to long in a bad way. He would do anything to see you smile at him. See him as the brother disbute his rough attitude towards you.

You where his baby. He didn't want anything else but your safety and for you to be by his side.

Welp I might add more to this but this is all I got T^T

I hope this sound weird how dazai is- I swear it all platonic- and not like those sibbings-

Should I do ADA!dazai now-I mean- eh- mabye. I even toss a bot with that lol. I have to much free time on my hand

Welp I hope you guys enjoyed- sorry if this isn't what you expected 🧍

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Last Life with divine domains

Part 3: Session 3 & 4

Fandom

"Galaxy duo" was used as a duo name for Scott and Pearl only after Double Life so yeah, @shortystack75 is right: their name is going to be Season Duo or something. Also, Empires is at the point in time where Scott gets his powers so people start connecting the two series.

And yeah, the Southlands are going south and just because of Mumbo...really makes you think.

As for @easily-distracted-by-fandom they sure love the Bdubs analaogies: From Bdubs being icarus AND the sun to Bdubs being the light that blinds Grian's eyes.

(Also, I found a good song for White Winter Scott, It's Freezerburn by T!LT:

"You always used to freeze the things I loved the most, I never understood it was a sympton of loss. I wonder if your father did the same to you and if the bread inside your fridge has a little more chew... as well. Now I always seem to freeze the things I love the most, they last a little longer when they're covered in frost. The muffins on the counter always get gobbled up and they grow stale...")

Also also, Scarian Third Life followed by Redscape Last Life...we just need a Grumbo Secret Life and we'll have them all.

Session 3

Lizzie is still the Boogeyman, Grian is made aware of there being one boogeyman.

After Scar got killed by Pearl last session he has the chance for revenge by linking Pearl and Jimmy for this session.

Martyn is given these 3 rules to choose from for this session: Everyone must wear a chicken head. Nobody is allowed to chests. Everyone must set their game language to pirate speak. I was undecided between first and third as I feel Martyn would choose one of them because they are kinda funny...so I rolled and pirates it is.

The sugar cane escapades happen in this timeline as well so Mumbo didn't lose much by choosing Scar over Grian... Jimmy is discovered by Joel like in canon and also has to run off without sugar cane.

Scar goes out selling crystals and his bonus gifted life, as in our timeline Grian brought a "soul" pretty willingly I think he actually buys the life. By session 3 Scar has given 2 of his bonus lives to Grian and one to Mumbo.

Lizzie tricks Pearl to get her boogey kill and suceeds getting cured... And dooming Jimmy to red lifeness 3 sessions in. Jimmy is forced out of the Southlands so uh... The Southlanders are really going south.

As Joel and Bdubs both bet on Jimmy being out first get 2 lives each from Tango.

Pearl and Scott find a zombie villager and hide it under their base for now.

Then Grian drops Yellow Snow in lava, becomes enemies of Magical Mountain and lets Joel burn their walls. This all happened in canon but yeah Southlands? More like Murphy's law...-lands.

Lives

Scar has 5 lives.

Mumbo, Tango, Joel and Bdubs have 4 lives.

BigB, Etho, Lizzie, Ren, Grian, Pearl, Cleo, Impulse, Skizz and Scott have 3 lives.

Martyn has 2 lives.

Jimmy has 1 life.

Session 4

The boogeymen for the session are Ren and BigB, Grian knows there are two boogeymen.

Scar ...well, Bdubs did try to steal the enchanter and Grian killed his horse so... Bdubs and Grian are linked now.

Martyn gets 3 rules to chose from: Everyone must gift a life to another player. Nobody is allowed to kill mobs. Everyone must whisper everything... I uh I'm going to say he choses either 2 or 3 as 1 is a big risk.. so randomizer says 3.

Bdubs in canon gives Scar a life for the enchanting table though Scar hasn't lost it this time around so he just takes it...

Lizzie and Scott separately get villagers for their respective alliances.

Predicting Jimmy is... difficult when it comes to him as a red life. He tends to be very erratic at that point, especially alone... However if we look at Jimmy's actions after being exiled I can tell that the Southlands are his first target. I don't think anyone dies from it as the traps are only placed later in the session but Jimmy definitely raids the Southlands.

Meanwhile the boogeymen do their thing, Skizz dies to Ren's trap and BigB kills Cleo... Cleo joins the Scottage and changes alliances.

Scar probably tries to sell his bonus life to someone but as the Magical Mountain has a lot of resources I don't think he finds something worth the life... So he probably gives it to Mumbo or Joel... I think Joel.

As Joel isn't red he also doesn't shoot Grian off the Nether bridge... Cleo's death is avoided for the same reason...

Grian not being shot doesn't change much as Bdubs falls to his death in the nether and causes Grian's death in the process... at least he isn't red.

Lives

Scar has 6 lives.

Joel has 5 lives.

Mumbo and Tango have 4 lives.

BigB, Etho, Lizzie, Ren, Pearl, Impulse and Scott have 3 lives.

Martyn, Skizz, Cleo, Bdubs and Grian have 2 lives.

Jimmy has 1 life.

Fandom:

Here we are again people, can't hear what your thoughts are on this one!

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I drew were I think Joel and Lizzie’s fragments would apear. I know they don’t actually glow out of cloathing/shoes— but I wanted to show where they were. (Yes they are falling in the void, shhh it can be different colors they are glowing.)

Explanation;

Lizzie has two fragments, one from last life and one from secret life. I hc that she fragments more easily and hers are much larger than pretty much anyone else’s. (Other than mumbo)

Her fragment from last life is on her back for the amount of times she was backstabbed/ betrayed in the series. (Obviously I couldn’t draw her back and her face so.. too bad-?) but I imagine that the fragment covers the majority of her back.

The fragment from secret life is on her face almost like tears. This was the heartbreak of no one coming to her party, and how the rest of her series played out after that was quite tragic to be fair, she never really got any revenge or closure.

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Joel are e v e r y w h e r e.

He’s been on every series and never won so he’s just got a bunch. Most of his fragments are small because I don’t think the watchers would get much from him. The only times they get to feed off of him is usually because of the loss of his wife, only sometimes from a team mate. He isn’t usually close to people in most series, just causing chaos.

3rd life��s fragment is on his foot. I did this because of the kinda funny way he dies trying to put the fire on his house out but dies in the process. So yeah— he kinda just stepped in the fire. (Fairly small fragment cause he ain’t got no friends)

Last life is the neck because of how he always had it out for people, putting a target on him. (Again no friends except for scar but they barely counted as allys) ((lmao I didn’t know where to put this one really ))

Double life is his hand. I did this because boat boys and it’s like he’s rowing the boat (idk that’s my reasoning) I imagine Etho has one on the opposite hand because they are rowing the boat together <3 ( you get it right? They both have an oar to row the boat with) This was the first time Joel has a meaningful alliance, and it’s bigger than the first two fragments.

Limited life is his chest/heart. I felt that this was when Joel had the biggest connection with his team and was completely distraught when Jimmy died. The watchers were eating that shit UP. ( the fragment reaches out to his arm that’s why it looks like there’s six. I totally DIDNT make a random one somehow and am making an excuse for it being there)

Secret life is on his face, matching his wife, how cute. This was because of all the heartbreak he endured in the episodes including and following the wither-warden battle. He loses Lizzie, Jimmy, and mumbo all in one day and then on the last episode is the reason that Scott is able to kill Bdubs when he accidentally shot him. Overall just real sad times for him. And not even that— he dies to Scott once again, the one person he wanted dead the entire episode.

His fragments grow larger each season as he grows closer to the other players.

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Edit— yes I know the fragments don’t look how they do canonically, but they look cool so shhhh. Also the ones I said are small but don’t look small in the picture, also just mistakes.

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*crashes into your ask box* VAMPIRE BOB?! /VPOS

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL—

SORRY I HAVE A SPECIAL INTEREST IN VAMPIRES. HEHEHSG 💥💥💥💥💥

YESYESYES VAMPIRE BOB!!! (Sorry for not answering sooner I fell asleep+had to get ready for school LOL I'm currently writing this on the bus)

A few other characters get bit too! Some don't get turned, and just DIE, but yk

Garcia? BITTEN! Lila? BITTEN! Streber? BITTEN! Kevin? BITTEN! Hatzgang? CLOSE CALL! Jaune? NOT BITTEN, BUT A VERY CLOSE CALL! Patty? BITTEN! Skid + Pump? SEVERAL CLOSE CALLS!

So ummmmMm idk how to start this so here's a basic rundown of everything that happens differently! This is going to be VERY long, I apologize in advance.

PRE-EPISODE 1:

Yk how Garcia and Bob were in that one picture together? Well uh... that picture never got taken! Both because Bob wouldn't show up in it anyway+because Boys & Grills is only open at night now! Then Bob also bit Garcia at some point, but he didn't turn him into a vampire, he just kills+eats him. RIP Garcia, death #1

EPISODE 1: Bob was about to bite Lila, but was distracted by the spooky dance, but before he could get arrested he kinda had an "oh shit" moment when the police walked in, turned into a bat, and flew off. Jack+John were never able to put him in prison or figure out who it was.

For the rest of the episodes until episode 5, Boys & Grills stays open, and Skid and Pump are shown visiting it a few times!

EPISODE 5: Lila gets bit during the chase scene through her house. Bob still got seasoned tho, cuz funny. Jaune hears what happened to Lila and goes to look for Skid, Pump, her son, and the rest of the Hatzgang with Aaron. Lila doesn't join them cuz she's not exactly conscious right now. Sucks to be Lila, person turned into a vampire #1

Then Bob starts going after Skid and Pump. He follows them to the haunted house, Streber gets bitten, his arm gets ripped off, Bob eats it, but he survives, that's it. Yk what happens there /silly. Leon and Ethan call the police. Sucks to be Streber, person turned into a vampire #2

Bob then follows them to the Candy Club, Kevin pulls the candy thing, but Bob doesn't get distracted by the candy! He doesn't like candy in this AU, actually. So, Bob runs over and bites Kevin. Skid and Pump are like "woah so cool, that looks so real!" and run off. Kevin doesn't get turned, and dies, wompwomp. Rick just went back home, so Kevin's body is kinda there for a while until someone notices. RIP Kevin, death #2

Bob would've bitten a member of the Hatzgang, but he was mainly after Skid + Pump because of how he's already bitten Lila (and he also severely dislikes them) and steals their candy for the hide & seek scene. Jaune and Aaron find the Hatzgang, and explain the situation. Carmen shows up and takes Roy home, so Ross and Robert are the only ones that go with them. Everyone in the hatzgang is safe!

Skid and Pump don't get harmed at all in the hide & seek scene. Bob gets hit by a car after they leave the building, like in canon, and everyone gets in the police car. Skid and Pump are safe!

When Bob reaches through the police car window later on to try and stab everyone, he almost bites Jaune. But Aaron pulls her back with everyone else. Jaune is safe!

The rest of the episode plays out like how it does in canon, except Bob isn't actually dead, he's just unconscious. Boys & Grills closes down the next day.

In the secret ending for episode 5, Bob is brought to the morgue, but since he's not actually dead, he finds Patty there. She gets bitten! Jack + John walk in, witnessing the aftermath, and Bob takes off! Now he's in hiding. Sucks to be Patty, person turned into a vampire #3

Uhhhh this ramble is getting WAY TOO LONG but imma put this funny fun fact anyway: Bob is always really nervous around Father Gregor. Father Gregor is always confused as to why, but it's because he has that cross necklace with him everywhere. Bob would kill him, but he can never seem to catch Gregor at a time where he doesn't have his bag of holy weaponry /silly

Oh and Jaune takes care of Skid now

That's pretty much it :3