#he’s a tired single dad

[salparadiselost]

This fish is so gay

[bluerosefox]

Interrupted Naptime

New idea spawned.

Another, as if this brain rot hasn't fully taken over me for like the last year and a half, DPxDC.

Anyways.

Ghost King!Danny and/or VERY powerful Danny and/or Ancient of Space.

And deaged Dan and Danielle(Ellie) (plus Dad!Danny)

And a cult summoning!

So this really alarming and powerful cult is trying to summon a powerful ghost (aka Danny) to come give them power or destory or ensalve the world etc etc. Only thing is, they got the summoning wrong and instead get baby Ellie and toddler Dan.

Also they're in their human forms right now too.

No one is happy.

The cultists are upset and wondering what they did wrong, the JL and/or JLD are upset children, babies, are on the battlefield, and Dan isn't happy cause he was in the middle of coloring a spaceship in his coloring book and the people in the robes are getting louder and louder and going to wake up Ellie from her nap and Daddy just got her to sleep and-

Yep. Someone is yelling at them now and Ellie is awake from it.

And...

She starts crying from being woken up.

Not even a few seconds later, the sounds of this plane of reality being ripped opened is heard and the sudden frosty chill of ice is felt.

Along with an angry dad voice of.

"Who woke my daughter up from her nap?! I just got her to sleep!!"

[tenrispoplar]

Baby Bular at his ‘need to chew everything and anything’ phase and Gunmar’s tail is often it’s main victim

[spiritoast]

"happy hershel haturday", i say, as i draw him without his hat half the time on this page

[hugsandchaos]

Listen. You guys don’t know how obsessed I suddenly an with Boom Dadow, okay?

I need a scene where a member of Team Sonic says “Shadow would be terrible with kids!”, and it cuts to Shadow and 5 year old Silver in the kitchen. Silver is holding a spatula with a pancake on it and has a mirror in front of him, and Shadow’s a few steps behind him with a plate of pancakes. Silver flips the pancake over his head and Shadow catches it on the plate and they both are happy about it.

I want Silver’s powers developing early as a toddler and he’s levitating himself off the ground and Shadow freaks tf out! And then years later, Silver’s hovering high above the ground and panicking because he’s scared of heights so he calls for his dad and Shadow, now used to this after doing it since Silver was a baby, does a bit of ricochet to launch himself up, grab his son, and then land on his feet.

That would actually be funny.

Amy: So Shadow, as a single parent, what’s it like having a kid?

Shadow: When he was an infant, his powers kept coming out of nowhere and he’d levitate objects or himself into the air. I got rid of the ceiling fan when he was 3. Expect the unexpected.

[crispyjeans]

So, I had a dumb au idea:

The AU is basically: Morro gets adopted by the Smiths (instead of dying)

When their parents disappear, Morro is the one to raise Kai and Nya. It's easier for him than it would've been for Kai, because Morro's a full grown adult with a stable job.

When the events of the pilot happen, he's the one who gets taken because he's not going to let his siblings get hurt, and he accidentally befriends Garmadon, who asks him to take care of Lloyd.

He adopts Harumi after the Great Devourer incident (it's a coping mechanism for accidentally letting her parents die 😔)

I'm working on a fic for this au right now (not posted yet) but here's some silly doodles:

The last one is when they're on the Dark Island (Morro gets 'captured' instead of Misako)

Garmadon blushes a golden color because that's the color of his blood :)

[moeblob]

They're soulmates in every single universe and I miss them at the most random times.

[littlefankingdom]

Shower thought: Bruce who, instead of saying "I'm a rich kid with issues.", answers "What is your superpower?" with "I'm a single parent who works two jobs."

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

I'm getting my don on (Bonus baby topher!!!!!!)

[mossy123302]

I feel like...we have skipped over the whole prison arc-

Because when I saw it. I was instantly smacked by nostalgia of Cops and Robbers, and... No one, as far I'm aware, made a whole au about it-

Like-

Prisoner Philza & Guard Missa.

Or better yet, a criminal Missa who is disguised AS a guard, and is trying to break Roier and his boyfriend Cellbit out of prison. However, Cellbit said he refused to leave behind his father figure, aka Philza whose the most well known criminal for his entire crimes against the Federation.

Now Missa is sweating bullets, because he didn't sign up to do a whole jail break. He was confident before, because he planned ahead but now he's gotta save a famous well known guy, or else Cellbit will refuse to go and that means Roier won't leave either. He has to add more months to this whole jail break.

So Missa bit back his fears, and hesitantly agreed that he will find a way to help Philza break out. He's never seen this infamous man, and now he was about to once he finally rose through the ranks where he was trusted enough by the prison guards to bring meals to Philza.

They kept Philza much more isolated from people, to ensure, that he wouldn't come up with any schemes or ideas. The corridor was more dim, barely lit up...and it was making Missa regret every decision possible. He should have just left and never look back, but curse his heart. He couldn't leave Roier behind, and if Cellbit is familia. Then so be it—

With shaky hands, Missa unlocked the door to Philza's cell and slowly entered inside. He was aware that he wasn't supposed to enter, in fact, there was a food slot for a reason. But Missa is literally trying to get the guy out, so... He definitely has to make up some lies to tell the guards on why he was inside the cell.

Missa immediately froze when he heard slight shuffling coming from the dim cell room. He could barely make out a silhouette that was rising up from the bed, and faintly...he could see large black wings flutter and spread out, which Missa assume, may be Philza's wings stretching out. Missa swallowed his fear down his throat, and carefully he set down the tray of food on the ground, making an very obvious clatter noise which immediately there was a loud crack which made Missa quietly wince.

Missa slowly looked up, and immediately almost tripped backwards when he saw blue eyes stare at him, almost as if Philza was trying to read his soul. He nervously grinned at the infamous crow father and awkwardly waved.

"..Hola, es...tu...you're...you're Philza, si?" Missa quietly asked. Philza's eyes slightly narrowed, contemplating answering but considering this fool of a guard was inside his cell and might...die, or get fired immediately for entering his cell. Philza knew that was a strict rule, no guards were allowed in his cell unless it was for trial related stuff.

"...Whose asking" Philza finally said.

"...Cellbit..." Missa quietly replied. "B..Bolas? He said...to use that word? I..No sé, I'm...just here to break you out. Please...I wasted enough time here.."

Oh

Oh.

Missa is breaking him out. He was in this place for a reason, and Cellbit sent him.

Well, Philza can adjust to this. It was good to finally have something new, an actual plan forming in his head. He was going to finally escape from this place, save the others, hell burn this place down while he's at it.

Philza hummed thoughtfully. "..What's your name"

"...Missa"

"Well, Missa, I think you already know my name, but it's Philza. Honored to be working with you, for now until my escape"

"....Yes"

"You also really shouldn't be in here, mate"

Missa pinched the bridge of his nose, letting out a tired sigh. He ...he was still trying to come up with a lie for that, but hell, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. "Just...knock me out"

Yes, Missa does eventually get Philza out once he understood how to get rid of those bracelets that prisoner's have. The bracelets were like shock collars basically, so it'll hurt a lot and signal guards that a prisoner was escaping...

Philza happily burns the place down, while Baghera, Cellbit, Slime, Foolish, Jaiden and Carre quietly chant "Bolas" behind him.

Missa is just staring at the burning building, already making his will and retirement letter. But... unfortunately he won't get far since he already caught the Crow Father's attention and his heart.

[puppetmaster13u]

Watching Dungeon Meshi for the first time. And I was hit with the thought, as usual, of crossover.

Because you can't tell me that Jason wouldn't love trying to cook new recipes with monsters and plants.

[romavitae]

Me on my way to Lucasfilm offices if they make din and bo a couple because all I ever wanted was din to be aroace 

[galaxy-fleur]

Have you any headcanons and thoughts about a single dad Leon with a girl? I imagine he'd be quite a magnet for ladies lolol

generally asking

Hmm, a single dad Leon, huh? Gotta agree with you there, he'd definitely attract a lot of attention to himself wherever he goes. What's not to like about an attractive man who is a loving father to his daughter?

On a more serious note, though, I do believe he would have a far harder time raising a child alone without a partner there to help calm his anxieties or rule in his overprotectiveness, as I discussed in this post. He'd still do his absolute best, of course, but without anyone being there to remind him to take care of his own needs as well, he'd run himself ragged on more than one occasion. Leon is a selfless person, which is his strength that is admirable, but it can also work against him. He could very well end up living only for his daughter and ignoring his own well-being for her sake. Really, that's the largest obstacle I see him facing.

It's not all bad, though. Even though he has challenges and troubles, I definitely don't think he's the kind to snap at his daughter or hold her responsible for any of his problems. His daughter won't grow up feeling guilty for burdening her father, that I can tell you. And that kind of thinking will be eradicated from the ground up if she does say anything like that. It's challenging to raise a kid alone, but it's also challenging to grow up with just one parent. In a way, I see them sort of coming to a mutual understanding and appreciation for one another at some point. Kids are way smarter than they look, after all.

Leon may miss a school performance or two of hers because of his duties, but God knows he'll show up at her third one no matter what, and he'd be cheering for her the loudest he can, embarrassment be damned. It's these small things that count.

Speaking of ladies, I also think he'd be very careful with his love life once he becomes a father. Gone are the days of him flirting around and pursuing someone solely based on their charming personality and chemistry. He will make it abundantly clear to any potential love interest that his daughter is his top priority. His kid always comes first. If they understand that (or even supportive of that), there will be no problems. He sure could use some help. And hey, his daughter's approval is the biggest sign that they're the one for sure!

[dykeferatu]

it sucks ass when i'm trying to do things and i'm so aware of how my disability is affecting me. just makes me want to cry

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

end of day errands in scala ad caelum

Ephy design (whoopsie, forgot to link it the first time)

(background image from kh3)

[werebutch]

sorry im gonna be an asshole but if my dad knew he couldnt take care of us with the progression of his diseases then why did he fight so hard for custody. im 20 yrs old i shouldnt still be thinking abt this but still like. a billion years of neglect the fact that he is sick is irrelevant when he knew very well that he wouldnt meet our basic needs. sorry. and now its on me to take care of 2 mostly-adult teenagers who hate my guts and still think they're 12 years old and cant go to the store. or clean. or whayever. AGHHHHHHH