#he’s a fucking star. baby
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Harry sings and hums along to music quite often without himself really noticing. It comforts Jean.
#de headcanon#harry doesn’t know this and jean will never tell#I will offer no further explanation#look. jv was very impressed when harry sang his heart out at the karaoke#brilliant reviews from kim and judit too#he’s a fucking star. baby#harry. the 10 hours white noise for your sleep youtube video#harry du bois#jean vicquemare#de#disco elysium
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts#nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left#the lack of coherent design is so funny#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY#i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#jim kirk#spock#tos
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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
#mads posts#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again#and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old#thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and#shoot at him#he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia#he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me#he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker#actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot#he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government#but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring#he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on#and then again refuses to answer any questions
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i felt like drawing and decided to do some little refs for my pirate au....... tell me how joão just. continuously ends up being my fav to draw 😔🫠
(+ a bonus feli lol)
#hetalia world stars#hetalia au#hws spain#hws romano#hws portugal#hws netherlands#hws belgium#hws luxembourg#hws italy#my art#feat. all sorts of lil fun details like: joão's carracks black sword and henri's violin#neither of which have become important enough to mention in the fic as of yet.#another fun detail: benelux siblings with matching blue silks :) abel wears his as a scarf and emma ties hers in a bow#henri has a violin rather than a weapon bc hes the baby of the crew at 17#he can defend himself -- everyone would just prefer if he kept away from violence if he can help it!#feli: the only browned eyed mf on this ship . why tf does Everyone have green eyes.#ALSO: I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE VINO SO SMALL . BUT THEN I PLACED HIM NEXT TO NED AND WENT 'OH FUCK'#its not my fault ned is a fucking Giant Man. lmfao.#pirate au
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Prompt 284
“Oh little storm,” the being cooed, hands that are both large enough to crush the world yet small enough to hold his face gently running through his hair. He was being held by lightning, by stars and space and everything in between, cradling his form like he was something oh-so precious. “A surprise to be sure,” the being crooned, purred, rumbled, cracked, some noise of the depths of space mixed with something indescribable. “A surprise, but a welcome one.”
Billy had never felt so small, yet so loved, like the world itself was holding him against its heart as the whispers of the gods bled away in something akin to awe. The being smiled, distant storms letting loose and ending droughts, even more distant stars bursting into being. “A little marvel of existence,” they hummed, hissed, cooed, whistled, hair- or strands of galaxies- melding into the abyss around them.
“A surprise son. A child of the Cosmos. Yes.” He was held so gently, space itself dancing and flickering around him, suns pressing hundreds of freckled kisses against his head. “Welcome home, little storm. Welcome home, my son.”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Cosmos#Primordial Triplets Cosmos Clockwork & Chaos#Primordial Triplets#What is a galaxy but a giant storm of space and stars?#Yes this means Marvel is now cousins with Phantom & Klarion#Billy is now the child of the Cosmos Itself#Billy just wanted to see if he could fly out of the atmosphere#Fuck it Billy deserves a Byakku tiger#Give him a celestial star tiger buddy#Danny is Not Ghost King he’s baby Space boi adopted by Clockwork#Klarion: Why am I the middle child of this generation#billy batson#dc captain marvel
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imagine amanda watching how mothers on vulcan share a telepathic bond with their children and not being able to do this for spock
imagine how it would break her heart, how she might worry they'll never connect when she sees a mother touching her daughter's face or holding her son's hand with purpose, without words
imagine spock melding with her as soon as he's able, showing her he loves her because he can't say it, he'll never be able to say it
imagine her being so proud of her little boy for researching and teaching himself to meld with a non-telepath just for her, all for her
holding him after when he's so exhausted he goes boneless in her arms and she strokes his hair and thanks him
and he mumbles something about it being illogical to thank him before falling asleep and she holds his little hand and feels the tiniest sparks of love still there, so small she might've imagined them before he's snoring softly
#this whole headcanon is probably too soft for “real” vulcans but whatever#and ugh spock crying as a baby more than (fully) vulcan children#sarek just touches his forehead and senses what he needs/quiets him#and she feels like a terrible mother for not being able to do it herself#fuck fuck fuck#spock's mind must have been so lonely#like vulcan parents must start bonding with their children the second theyre born right?#with nursing them and holding them and caring for them#wahhh#vulcan#sarek#star trek#head canon#inspiration?#spock#star trek tos#the original series#my text#amanda grayson#sarmanda#star trek the original series#headcanon#fanfic
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oh he’s about to snap that communicator in the bitchiest way possible
(was watching snw and got so annoyed that in the year of our lord 2023 spock can’t have his gay little eyeshadow and fuck men. oh my baby they ain’t treating you right)
#i give him eyeshadow now#so he can fuck men (james t kirk) later ok#star trek#snw#star trek snw#snw spock#spock#spirk#spock fanart#gay aliens#spock my baby
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Trifecta of practice Isabeaus
#codacheetah#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat isabeau#hi handsome i never draw you. weeps#i'm sooooo fucking peeved there's this vintage drawing of a demure baby cow that i was thinking abt the whole time i drew the topmost one#but i can't find it. i hope you understand. that he's like a beautiful baby cow to me.#nyways idk how i feel abt these but i'm trying to get better at drawing. well everything really#but i'm practicing like. human faces. and drawing outlines for myself. specifically rn#my practice simply got isafected. you know how it is
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Hunter to Howzer: Excuse me you can’t talk to him like that.
Howzer, angry at Crosshair: Why not?
Hunter: He’s baby.
#Howzer: what the actual fuck???#Hunter: yeah I get that he did wrong and got you arrested but have you considered that he’s just our baby brother?#Hunter normally: *reprimanding crosshair*#Hunter when someone else tries to reprimand Crosshair: excuse you he’s literally just a baby#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#incorrect bad batch quotes#tbb hunter#tbb howzer#captain howzer#incorrect tbb quotes
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Russel T Davis coming back to write Doctor Who:
#he gives no fucks anymore and i am absolutely here for it#the star beast#space babies#dot and bubble#doctor who#fifteenth doctor
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HOMELANDER HAS HAIRY TITS NOW PLZ STOP DRAWING HIM AS A HAIRLESS TWINK PPL!!!
#homelander#the boys spoilers#he is a fucking otter!!!#he has little fucking stars on his pillowcase oh u big dumb baby
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Novel A New Hope Vader is my favourite Vader (so far) because he Is Anakin, he is everything Anakin is set up to be. He is intimidating, he is overwhelming, standing next to him feels like standing next to a black hole, he is-
The biggest little shit in the entire galaxy.
You canNOT convince me that he didn’t say half his lines with a shit-eating smirk. He is awful to be around, he is the worst person to ever exist, he is SO annoying.
And Novel Vader is so Anakin because the book can give us details the movie can’t. The book gives us the author’s choice of wording, the way the author intended the scenes to be, and Vader is such a little shit almost constantly but my FAVOURITE will always be when Tagge talks back to him about the Force, saying it isn’t as powerful or scary as he makes it out to be and Vader just-
“I find,” Vader ventured mildly, “this lack of faith to be disturbing.”
-the WORD CHOICE. The fucking WORDS chosen.
“Ventured”??? “Mildly”??? He is CHOKING this man!!! This man is DYING!! He is being such a little shit right now, this is it. This is the Him, this is Anakin Skywalker right here. He is using unnecessary force and being a bitch about it and there will never be anything that so perfectly encapsulates Anakin Skywalker than this fucking scene in this fucking novel.
On the topic and as a brief aside, the novel is what makes me think that Leia was planned to be Vader’s kid, or at least a narrative mirror to Vader, right from the start. She is also such an Anakin.
“Darth Vader… I should have known. Only you would be so bold— and so stupid.”
She just… also. Encapsulates Anakin. Like. Yeah. Yeah, this is what he could have been. He could have been a terrifying figure that people rallied behind. He is loyal to the death, as is Leia. She spits on Darth Vader while he’s having her dragged away. She mocks him to his face. This is the character that the Anakin Skywalker of future movies mimics. Her passion, her anger, her being a little shit and insisting throughout everything that it WAS a diplomatic vessel and they WERE on a diplomatic mission.
Leia is the first character to face down Vader in this novel and not show fear. She is the first character who refuses to submit in the face of the scariest guy in the galaxy. She continues to refuse to submit. She’s just. A great fucking liar.
Leia puts all her trust, her very life and the sake of the entire rebellion she’s fighting for, in a droid. An astromech droid. She begs for them to take the droid further, not for them to find her. She’s willing to die, and she trusts her death will not be in vain because she trusts a droid.
And that, if nothing else, is all the proof needed that Leia is what Anakin could have been.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#anakin skywalker#leia organa#darth vader#i fucking love these two#fucking narrative foils#from falling in love with someone unadvisable and older#to insulting enemies to their fucking face#these two man#leia and anakin are the definition#of the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree#i could go on for hours about the way leia perfectly fits anakin#the way anakin draws so many aspects of himself from leia#because he does!!#the prequels do NOT make anakin luke’s dad#they make him leia’s#the people telling luke he acts like his father are bonkers#i mean surface level yeah#but beneath that#it’s all leia baby#leia is goddamn passion made into light and i fucking love her constantly#a new hope#anh novel#love them love them love them#give me more anakin and leia spending time together and hating every similarity they find#i bet you leia hates sand
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Dedede at the end of revenge of the king
Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#king dedede#waddle dee#not my proudest work but also one of my proudest works somehow#i just has the vision and dedede truly is gru#and the adopted children is just Kirby idk#and instead of stealing the moon he's just stealing all the food#that cute agent from the second one is just meta knight#i started thinking about it as a joke it's almost scary how accurate it is#going back to filling up character blanks in star allies#I like to think everyone was horrified when they start realizing Kirby is a void#and dedede is the only one who's relieved#like holy fuck thank god that baby is actually an ancient god o just thought i SUCKED#I'm actually really fucking great you mean to tell me i went one on one with GOD?! that's nuts#before that Dedede just kept losing to a random child who happens to be weirdly strong#he was probably going insane#the void revelation gave Kirby existencial crisis but it gave dedede some peace of mind#out of topic but i need another dedede tour#if we get another meta knightmare before we get another dedede tour i think I'll go insane#forgotten land was the perfect opportunity for another one but hal is a COWARD#I'm also waiting for a waddle parade with bandana
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DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#twohat spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY#this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle#its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated#into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy#at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :)#meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength#always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party#but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever#until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely#and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!!#siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?!#anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below#also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!
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dinluke fics where lukes power is acknowledged and hes not written like some incompetent maiden who needs to be protected >>>>>>>>>
#i love the ones that call him mando bait bc like.... lets be real.... he SO is#good with kids... could kick your ass... large array of skills... dedicated... babygirl...#like.... his one fault to them is that hes a little jedi freak#but he aint freaky like the old jedi were hes a new brand of jedi freak#maybe they fuck with it#dinluke#luke skywalker#lukesguyliker#the mandalorian#din djarin#star wars#post rotj#new republic#skydalorian#grogu#sweet baby grogu#i loveee heem#can you tell i reread a dinluke fic i like and am now thinking about them can you tell plz say no its embarassing#i have a paper to write what am i doing.
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Can't stop thinking about This prompt/au lol
I almost like to think that Clockwork kind of half-sent Danny to the ghost-world version of Gotham because he was struggling and is honestly just a kid and could use some guidance. And with how the Observants dislike him to the point of murder, CW sure couldn't keep him in Long Now. But Gotham? Now there's a place that not many go, thanks to curses running amok, a very dangerous City Spirit, and amalgamations of fallen Guardians and Rogues. It's chaotic, dangerous, and a hell of a shot, but the Bat could, and most probably would assist the newborn guardian. The living world and the infinite are intertwined after all, influenced by whatever realm it drifts closest to.
Thankfully Danny seems to be enjoying himself- he has a proper ghost friend now! And he's starting to be able to understand Batblob's cacophony of Silent-EverSilent-Gurgles-DistantWhispers-QuietScreamsSilence easier too without Robin translating. (His Ghost-Speak is getting so good :D) He wishes he could bring Sam & Tucker but it's a little too far into the ghost zone. And the ghosts and Vlad doesn't bother him here! (The last time he tried, unknown to Danny, the older halfa was met with a malicious swarm of teeth and maws ready to rip and tear and not lose another child again-) He's even gotten shown the exits to the living-world's Gotham. Robin likes to ramble about the new and different living-robins and about their friend who was also a robin and who disappeared one day and whose core they carry on their belt. Maybe he can help them find out what happened to him...
#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp#implied eldritch#eldritch batman#eldritch robin#Gotham#Clockwork#danny phantom au#Yes the reason Jason was borderline braindead when he was revived was because his core split#He's stuck with Pit Rage of malformed souls latching onto his body and trying to latch onto the shards of a core stuck in his body#but he can't get rid of the shades without his full core#Danny walking around Gotham: Wow this is so fun & feels like home almost#Meanwhile the batfamily: Why the Fuck are the shadows moving after that random adoption bait#Batblob: We're protecting the bby :)#Robin during the Robin Movement: Ooh new Robin just dropped Imma try out so many new colors#Clockwork was the one to gift Danny his lil star cape as a gift#This is his lil space baby and he just needs to go to his old warrior friend Gotham while he cleans house#The Observants won't know what hit them :)#Batblob is the amalgamation of All the Batmen in the Infinite Realms#Did he eat the spirit Joker?#Not that you can prove but maybe#Maybe it made lil bby ghost cry and deserved it#Jason: Ayo why the fuck do I want to hold that random kid and give them a hug??#Danny: Ayo why do I want to hug the murdery-liminal feelin crime lord???#Gothamites: Who is this lost sassy eldritch being??#space core danny#dark core batman#star core robin
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