#and the adopted children is just Kirby idk

[pinkd3mon]

Dedede at the end of revenge of the king

Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October

[veveisveryuncool]

the family ever.....

they have consumed my every waking thought i cannot stop drawing them

reblog with headcanons for em if you want i eat them up for breakfast :]

[perenlop]

going from isat to edging back into kirby is so insane to me because i forgot just how much the kirby fandom loves fandomified found family

[yumenotambourin]

Just sorta piling up all my AUs to count them

They're all Elfilis-centric because Elfilis

Regular:

Unnamed AU

Elfilis is saved by Neichel before they get captured and the two become besties. Shenanigans ensue.

Gatorade Flavored Ratatouille

Elfilis and the gemini stumble upon a human colony. Elfilis plans to slowly mentally torture the humans for revenge and tries to get the gemini to join them, but Elfilin opposes and Forgo doesn't want to interact with humans ever again. The three fight all the time but still hold onto eachother.

Super Mario Galaxy AU i guess?

Not realky Super Mario Galaxy, but basically the humans already had "planetary warp technology" and Elfilis and Neichel meet up during their intergalactic travels and also Lab Discovera wants to capture Elfilis anyways so they have to do a Mario Galaxy to stop them??? Idk

Unnamed Candy World AU

Mousies wake up in a candy world with no memories of how they got there. Elfilis feels like something is wrong, but they're too overconfident to act on their suspicions. Plus, the gemini have a thing for sweets (which they got from Elfilis themself of course) so they're overjoyed.

Backrooms AU

Morpho traps the rats in a dream that resembles the backrooms (that Lizzie knew of from reading children's minds) to trick them into dying.

Boxed Gemini

In which they are actual siblings. That's it.

Idol AU

There's a whole ass seraphim society now! After beating the living shit out of Boib, Elfilis becomes a super idol. Once again, Morpho wants them dead. Elfilis is fucking terrified and uses their music as a cry for help.

Also Neichel is there as Elfilis' fancy pet and best friend because this was originally gonna be an Elfilis-Neichel swap but there's so little that can be done with that.

elfilingamer87

Elfilis accidentally starts a livestream and everyone cheers. They become rather popular pretty quickly. Elfilin sees this and wants to be a steamer too, so he makes a YouTube channel named 'elfilingamer87' and streams his gameplay of Kirby's Dream Buffet. Unfortunately he ends up having only one subscriber, which makes him extremely sad because he thinks Elfilis will be disappointed in him if they find out. William Afton, a human, tricks him into being experimented on in exchange of fame and knowing who that one subscriber is. Turns out that one subscriber was Elfilis themself, who had been advertising his channel like crazy.

Gijinka:

Normal People AU

Void is actually a corporation where a huge accident took place, leading to the death of four important employees(?) and their partners. Their children (the heroes of yore) are childhood friends who got separated in their teenage years (Elfilis moved to London, the others idk) so with the death of their parents they're trying to find eachother and help eachother out.

Kirby is Meta Knight's adopted son and Meta Knight is Galacta's brother

Despite the setup, this one is also very Elfilis-centric and focuses on them raising their twin siblings on their own.

Miitopia:

The first one I kinda abbandoned

The only non-Elfilis-centric one because Forgotten Land wasn't out yet

Void (who I headcanon as the creator god of Kirby) is trappen inside a universe that is not their own, which leads them to dark curse out

The main hero is Kirby (miitopia), the Great Sage is Nova for some reason and the Dark Lord is Zero.

Great Sage Elfilis

Elfilis is basically Lucifer from Christianity, except that instead of falling down to hell they fall to the mortal world and are thought to be the child of god (who is actually Kirby). And they're also amnesiac.

Elfilin and Forgo are manifestations of their feelings. Forgo becomes the curse and Elfilin sets out to save the world, but Elfilis is intrigued to why this random ass child looks so much like them so he takes him under their wing.

Princet Elfilis

Mousies are very beautiful children who destroy the orphanage they were in to escape and are adopted by King Dream Minecraft. But King Dream Minecraft is a horrible person so Elfilis and Galacta (the head knight of Dreamhorne who became Elfilis' best friend) manage to get him exiled and Lizzie becomes the new monarch.

The first one again but Elfilis

In the first AU, Galacta plays the role of the town guide, and is an ex warrior who was exiled for being too violent and runs a bar now. He briefly takes care of Void.

In this AU, Elfilis there as well alongside Galacta, although they left willingly after a fight with William Afton.

They heavily dislike Void, which leads them and Galacta to get possessed.

[artist-heart83]

Fuck it, I gonna throw some family headcanons from my au

Meta Knight at first was a mentor to Kirby but they decided to have a father and son relationship, with that said, since Dedede and Meta Knight are partners, Kirby had a lot of brothers and sisters with him. The meta-knights are like a family to Meta Knight too

Dedede has adopted: all the waddles dee that is in his castle, Bandana Dee and his brothers, Adeliene and Taranza

Bandana is the middle brother of Reporter Dee and Microphone Dee

Gooey sees Coo as a father figure, he was with him since he get runaway from the Hyperzone. Coo takes care of Gooey and even calls him a son

Skipping Susie… Magolor, Marx, and Taranza have/had parents. Magolor's parents die when he was a child, Marx's parents hate him after the events of Super Star and Taranza hasn’t had contact with his mothers for years

Whispy and the rest of his variants are in some way related, could be brothers, cousins idk

Fluff's parents die when he was a baby, and since then the Woole brothers have taken care of him with the help of Fangora, Hot Wings, Squashini and Capamari

Dom Woole is the oldest brother, he takes care of the majority of the administration of the castle. Chaise is the middle one, he is running a furniture shop and Fluff helps him with Loomis too, he is still having the shop but he just wants to help his brother. Speaking of him, Loomis is the youngest, he take care of Fluff when he was a baby since he recover quickly from the grief, people have different ways to take it

Fluff's mom take care of Fangora, Hot Wings, Squashini, and Capamari when they were children/babies. She saves them, but that is history for another time, the important thing is the group considered Fluff as a little brother

Zero created the dark matter, but Zero Two take care of them. Zero only care (but not that much) about Swordsman

Miracle, Dark Crafter, and Dark Nebula are the funny uncles for the dark matter

All the dark matter created by Zero are brothers, including Swordsman and Gooey

Shadow Kirby and Dark Meta Knight is just a mentor and student dynamic, but they’re some situations when Shadow Kirby has call him dad and then lost it because he didn’t meant it, to this point, the knight doesn’t care about it

Daroach use to had a mom, but unfortunately her relationship with Daroach dad was awful years later, they divorced and months later his dad come with Daroach teacher because they started dating and he just say: "sure why not, I don’t had any problems that you started dating my teacher"

Chilly and Parasol Dee are brothers, Chilly was adopted by the parents of Parasol when he was a child

Elfilin considers all the waddle dees in the city his brothers and sisters. At the same time consider Clawroline his mother and Leongar his father, the rest of the Beast Pack are a family to him too but doesn’t know which title put to them.

I guess that all, maybe there are more, but for now had this one

[specterpants]

gotta ask about meta and gala for the ask meme of course sdjkghd

ohoho good choices 

Meta:

First impression: wow, spanish blue kirby with a mask? edgy but kinda cool I guess

Impression now: this dork right here? me, tho he is a lot more badass then me, its me. Also hes still blue kirby but in a cute and cool way

Favorite moment: I know its the easy answer but, the end of Metas Revenge, the scene oh him chasing kirby off the burning halberd with that crazy-ass music got me so pumped up I loved it so much I got a poster of it (cheap answer is the entirety of MKs Revenge ysfuhd)

Idea for a story: im very bad at stories, that def more a thing for my s/o, but I think a simple slice of life on the Halberd would be really sweet, if not that, anything metagala related or maybe him just hangin with the rtdl crew

Unpopular opinion: hmm, a lot of people think Galaxia can talk? but personally I dont see it/ the appeal, the content ppl make for it is cute tho

Favorite relationship: take a guess.

Favorite headcanon: Meta is very protective of those he loves and has adopted many children of DreamlandGala

First impression: I dont remember when I first saw him, but it was prolly something like, woooaaah, mysterious time traveling warrior scary foil to Meta

Impression now: hsduifhdsf hes a bird winged dork, who has incredible strength, but is so heckin sweet around the ppl he loves (Meta)

Favorite moment: there arent many scenes to choose from but the one from Robobot was pretty cool, out of canon, of course, would be the fic I made art for a few months ago

Idea for a story: Galacta dreams of his life before he was sealed away, wakes up in a panic next to Meta and it somehow leads to them goin with Mags (maybe also marx, kirby, or some of the mages) to some ruins of the Ancients to figure out what the hell this prophetic dream meant, and if they can find any answers to Galas past and perhaps give the lad some closure on his past

Unpopular opinion: Idk if its unpopular, seems 50/50 to me but, I think the horns are organic, not part of the mask

Favorite relationship: once again, guess

Favorite headcanon: the order of Galas appearances arent chronologically correct, ie: he was re sealed and sent into the time-stream in robobot , and SSU is his second meeting with meta, prolly after rtdl encounter 

[sugarghosts]

i love you so much eddie. you don't have to answer all, just ones you want to

awwww koi koi your appearance makes my heart glow so much!!! i love you too deary~!!

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

I mean if we’re gon’ go with fictional then damn a dragon would be cool but I love dogs!! I mean this doesn’t count as a pet but a moss ball would be fun just wobbling about in a jar….hell yeah…

4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

KIRBY!!! I got my first DS lite when I was 4 and kirby star ultra was one of the first games I had!! Along with a double cartage of crash bandicoot and spyro! 

34: What is a color that calms you?

Honestly it depends! i mean green is just a relaxing color within itself but atmosphere really can make any color relaxing. The nostalgic pink glow of childhood nostalgia, that one friend who has those colored lights that make her whole room turn purple at a sleepover, OH in the game journey!! the part where your surfing with all the scarves and the orange sunset is just reflecting off the desert sand!! Oh my god dude I wasn’t the biggest fan of the color orange but after that part it just made me speechless how beautiful it was!! 

48: A sound you really love?

Rain and the sound of the coffee peculating in the coffee machine!! 

56: Something that calms you down? 

Asmr, watching gameplays because they’re so in your face it can just distract ya and take you somewhere else when i have anxiety attacks, (though sometimes I’d be watching like a chill livestream/ long gameplay of a nice lil game and those are great too) writing calms me a lot…good music. It doesn’t even need to be relaxing if I genuinely enjoy it, it makes me happy! 

58: What does your URL mean?

Like all good creations, it’s up for interpretation jakjdlka nah uh idk I just thought ‘what words would sound nice together?’ and voila! I think someone I was following had ghosts at the end of their url so I was like imma steal that ajskdjlkad

63: Favorite kind of person:

You my sweet!!! Idk I mean I haven’t really put thought into my favorite kind of person before I mean dassa whole lotta people to go through!!! 

100: A store you love?

I don’t go to many stores so I can’t really give a definitive answer but one that makes me weirdly nostalgic is Spencer’s! It’s like this practical joke and gags store with lava lamps mixed in that’s main demographic is not children but hey it’s at a mall so it’s not so bad. I remember going in there with my mom and buying those HUAAAHHHHHH chickens that viners really liked YEARS before they became a huge thing so it was really funny when they were everywhere. I also remember taking a girl in there and gee I can’t remember like if was a candy or a normal thing in the shape of one as a haha but I brought her in there to show her what a dick looks like. And BOY did she run out the store lookin’ at that schlong but damn was it funny

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

UmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm HELL YEAH!!! Honestly there’s so many and sadly I don’t remember any of them but I definitely thought intimate objects were alive and my mom said she’d find a bunch of random shit at the foot of my lil bed under my blankets because I’d ‘adopt’ them!! 

[theinsanecrayonbox]

KP watches Gifted ep 12/13

woooo! 2 hour season finale! and by 2 hour, they mean 2 episodes...lets see if this needed to be a double douse, or if we could’ve had 3 weeks of episodes after the winter break, instead of the stupid “on 1 week, off 1 week, on for finale”

this is super extra long so i’ll spare you with a cut

oh last time tells us that the Friends of Humanity equivalent are “Purifiers” ok...disappointing...but they are FOH until they actually show up then

gasp! diet-Sinister backstory?? we could’ve had this way sooner if we didn’t have all the Wonder Twins subplot...wow you really do sound like a HYDRA guy

still adoring the Cuckoos. and we reiterate that they’re “Purifiers” ok....and that event sounds an awful lot like the one that Bishop was sent back in time to prevent Senator Kelly from getting assassinated from in TOS and the event that Senator Kelly was killed at in the movies...though i know Pro-Human rallies are common...

Blink’s old criminal friends??? ZOMR is she a Creed???? oh...it was against the FOH...and eeee she hooked up with the Brotherhood!!! she could’ve worked with Victor. i’m taking it. first Lorna is Erik’s, now this; you are finally delivering Gifted

Lorna tell Marcos you’re a Magnus

oh hi Wonder Twins....are you saying your great-grandparents were building Eden? is that where this is going?

if not-Sinister wants to eliminate the X-gene...did Price use that research in making his corn in Logan?

yup gotta remind us that Mom and Dad Strucker aren’t mutants

heehee Roswell. sorry that make me chuckle

wow Andy, explaining the magic friendship bracelet sounds stupid when you say it too

ah so the *MAIN CHARACTERS* are gonna go off on their side quest to grandma’s house. gotchya. at least it makes sense in context and we’re not ignoring the people we wanna see...

pft Brotherhood ain’t backing this Johnny. they don’t have money. idk why you didn’t think Hellfire Club, it was mentioned by you guys before you know...

seriously Mom is the best Strucker, Wonder Twins go home

Lauren don’t nearly quote Spiderman, you’re not cool enough for that

oh we’re in North Carolina...did i know that?

haha say Campbell’s name all you want tv, he’s still diet-Sinister to me

that was a bad affect on Lorna’s knife...

billionaire mutant?? Warren??? or did she say it was a “she”...i might’ve missed that... awww no hint about Vic looking for Clair? gimme more Esme! you’re the best for exposition and easter eggs!

and the knife affects are still bad...how can you mess that up when everything else looks good?

and cut away to Struckers....feels a little sucky since we were having a cool moment with the B-team...and cut to commercial, so lets see who’s big dramatic moment was more important then as we’re a quarter through the finale...

oh i guess the Struckers are more important...ask a stupid question, and get the obvious answer i guess

season 1 is gonna end with Andy going off with the bad guys and Lauren staying with the good guys isn’t it? and Lorna will leave with the bad guys too...and not-Sinister will idk, change colors. i’m calling it now.

the senator from Georgia is in NC...ok? why not ask the NC senator?

hey back to the B-team! Frost eyes are purdy

oh it’s Blink’s eyes that everyone sees as weird not that she’s pink...again, colored contacts anyone? wait bad guys in your family’s past? are they keeping Blink’s familial relationship to Apocalypse? as far as i knew none of her family had the X-gene present...unless she was adopted young by Victor and doesn’t know they aren’t blood related? or...they are blood related here for some reason?? and if she was part of the Brotherhood, did she think Lorna was related to Erik earlier too? “you don’t wind up looking like me without the X-gene floating around your gene pool” (excuse the paraphrasing) i mean...what?? explain yourself Clair, i am very confused, and intrigued, and excited. are you...are you actually going to do the thing i said way back in the beginning with Clair and Lorna being parallels about dealing with their family’s legacies?

grandpa Strucker had an assistant...who is it??? Magdalene Rismen? idt she’s a real Marvel person... stop with the teen angst Wonder Twins

wait this FOH event has been going on for 10 years? 

ok touching moment Thunderblink, but now’s not the time to be having it...

oh yeah you’re pulling an Anikin Andy, turn away  from the darkside before it’s too  late!

is she squishing the cell reception? that...seems implaussible...yet makes more sense than internet ghosts hating red, so...

children meat shirleds-oh how evil! and showing off Johnny’s imperviousness-yay!

and oh halfway mark since we have a sudden cut away because these weren’t edited to be aired together. goodie... >>

Lorna backstory! and we revisit her bipolarness...neat...Evangeline the layer who can turn red demony...you’re Vange Whedon, neat!

and against since not edited to air together, lets replay the opening title and credits

ok time to count how many times they say Xmen in this half; count so far 2

it’s not too late Andy, stop going Vader!

oh hi Sentinel Services guy. you got some new knockoff Wonder Twins with their magic friendship bracelet

why is your blood red on your shirt Marcos when you bleed gold goo?

you’ve never seen a conference like that...even though it happens every year for the past 10 years? and yeah we’re really  going to highlight Lorna’s bipolarness now 

and Wonder Twins being emo... (Xmen count: 3)

Nice thigh holster Lorna. and Erik saw Lorna when she turned 13?? or maybe the medallion was mailed to her...but huh, i guess he decided to keep tabs after realizing he missed out on Peter’s life maybe? after, you know, waiting to see if she had powers...

uhoh Sentinel Services guy found the mutant hideout...hey it’s the guard guy from the first episode, hi!

you tell him Mom! also dude, why question that order; you don’t want to get the little kids out safely?

oh they can see the Cuckoos’ eyes change colors when they use their telepathy...wow that’s inconvenient...i almost thought it was just for us the viewer’s sakes

let’s dig a tunnel! why...didn’t anyone else think of that? and thank goodness for *MAIN CHARACTER* to take control of everything, not like there’s any other high ranking underground peoples who know what to do around...

oh you get a name Shatter? neat! who’s our strongman? and the teenagers get names that i couldn’t catch and won’t look up ^^;

why is Dad the only one with a gun? why aren’t there more people with guns?

“i’ve had friends who were bipolar, and assassination plots are not one of the symptoms” lol oh Blink, you are awesome and sassy and i love you

oh you brought out the other Hounds to attack now...that’s not good

oh sweet Mom can use a sniper rifle...i really hope she doesn’t die

oh Wonder Twins if you blow up the building you won’t die, you’re *MAIN CHARACTERS*, so your offer of self sacrifice is hollow to me...but the show down against  your knockoff version is pretty neat, ii’ll give you that

and a nice scene transition!

(Xmen count: 6)

wow that was pretty much an Erik vs Charles speech Lorna and Marcos had...fake explosion was fake though boo. where’d your effects budget go? it went to the Wonder Twins didn’t it? booooo

why are we in Nashville suddenly? haha “J. Kirby’s” though, cute

see the Wonder Twins lived, and so did Mom so yay! i was sorta worried there cause they kept making her so awesome...

oh wow you’re surprised that they’re backstabbing you Sentinel Services guy?

(Xmen count: 7)

Lorna why are you wearing that stupid low cut thing? are you the Black Queen now?

and yup Andy pulling Vader, so duh (Xmen count: 9) though pointless to take only 1 Wonder Twin there Cuckoos, don’t you know they’re useless otherwise

HA! House of M logo! yaaas! 

but ok, i almost called the ending; Lorna goes bad, Andy  goes bad, but not-Sinister didn’t turn colors...as far as we know. did i think these two episodes *had* to be aired together; oh heck no. i’m glad i didn’t have to wait sure...but i still think the on again-off again-oh we’re done scheduling was stupid. and if they had to air them together, they should’ve been edited to flow better.

but we are getting a Season 2, and i am looking forward to seeing where that takes us.