#he wasnt joking 😭😭😭
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Eckhart @ Cornelius when he tries to make sure Ferdinand and Rozemyne leave room for Jesus.
#ascendance of a bookworm#look man this is the first girl Ferdinand has looked at in forever and you are not gonna ruin this for him#honzuki no gekokujou#Aoab#aob#Eckhart linkberg#Cornelius Linkberg#Hartmut aob#Ferdinand aob#Rozemyne aob#rozemyne#also there is no other man in the country that could hope to measure up to my goddess escept for lord Ferdinand -Hartmut#Cornelius felt betrayed but mostly terrified#But Rozemyne your chastity! -Cornelius#👦🏼🔫😃-Eckhart#he wasnt joking 😭😭😭
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Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.
Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.
Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!
Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…
And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#battle nexus: new york#nah this will always be baffling to me#like no joke big mama really is Leo’s main villain so it makes sense that she’s not paired with him#given that she’s running this all#but giving him ONE of the Sando brothers?? not even both???#outrageous#hypno or even warren would have been better here tbh#at least there’s some basis there for both and either option would have been so fun#not that what we got WASNT fun it def was but the sando bro was the weak link because no one cares about him#and I would have killed for a Donnie Kendra forced team up 😭#Donnie also could have worked with Stockboy ig or hell even Repo tbh?#but Kendra is the much more interesting and fitting choice here for him imo#honestly though this post was made because I do NOT understand the choice of CARL SANDO#both of them together are forgettable enough#separating them gets rid of the one thing they even had#I remember watching and being like who tf is that#he’s got some funny moments but man anyone would have been better 😭#going back to Kendra and Donnie because I LOVE their dynamic#the result of their team up could have ended exactly the same as canon#only instead of Kendra not knowing chess it’s instead her and Donnie arguing about what the right move would be#and they never actually make a move because of it
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So I need to just vent and rant about earthspark Grimlock
because holy fucking shitfuck piss fuck WHAT DIDID THAT SCIEITNTIST DOOOOOOO TO MY BOOOOYYYYYY
AS A GRIMLOCK LOVER I FUCKING FELL TO MY KNEES
I love Grimlock, EARTHSPARK GRIMLOCK HOWEVER is now holding a special place right beside me. Right at my side. He's my son, I will nurse him back to health.
I think his portrayal rubbed off on me in a way it probably wasn't meant to be portrayed, at all (at least I REALLY REALLY WONDER IF THATS THE CASE CAUSE IT PROBABLY IS)
But it broke my heart x10 and it made ESGrim a little more special to me.
I’m reaching a lot on that. But visuals, angles and voices in some scenes felt like a slap to my everything
anyway gonna go watch s3 now bye
#i said it as a joke when i was streaming with a friend#“What if the reason he's mad is because bro touched him”#I WASNT THINKING IT'D ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!?#GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIMM???#LEAVE MY BABY BOY ALONE#🙏🏾🙏🏾😭#pLEASE LET BRO BE DEAD LET MANDROID BE DEAD#BRO WAS SUCH A LAME VILAIN ANYWAY#LIEK WHATTA#MY BOY#IM CRYING#tf earthspark#transformers#earthspark spoilers#blabbering#yapping#earthspark grimlock#tfe spoilers#transformers earthspark
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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed
#ITS ME ☝️☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned#okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned#THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH#bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it#yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone#until my friends told me today#LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE#but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid#and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell#like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor#but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit#and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me#NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old#bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday 😭😭#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of “i hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU today”#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional#and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working#like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh#bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that#like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day#and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was “being stupid”#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit#AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR 😭😭🙏🙏
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so what did you think of the epinagi movie 👁️
One of the movies ever made I think, but in the mid way. I did enjoy the experience though. I just think it all went by too fast, except for the Team Z match.
I get that they really wanted to end it in a way that ties back into the u-20 match for the next season (to hype people up and deny the gay movie allegations) but it felt kinda sloppily executed, specifically because everything from where Isagi stops being in team white to the third selection wasn't animated.
And also a lot of stuff that made Episode Nagi enjoyable to read just wasn't there. The art being one of them. In my opinion, most of the time the animation was almost TV level, if a bit more polished. I don't know if I just dislike the way 8bit animates bllk, but I felt kinda disappointed. They *did* have some scenes that looked good, (I liked that one Nagi goal in the match against the Wanimas, Nagi and Isagi's auras colliding (Isagi's stinky neon green aura included), that scene where the E-4 celebrate Isagi's goal. There are more but I forgot already. Also Nagi's aura looked cool every now and then but it really does look like Sans lmfao) but after some point they gave up on animating matches and started using 3D models, which is appalling but also, it's anime bllk's charm (?) at this point.
Re: scenes they cut, I think it's insane they skipped over the 3v3 where Reo and Kunigami lose. Since, at some point, this movie turns a recap with Reo and Nagi's thoughts over it, then isn't that a load bearing bit? Reo doesn't even say he wants to die or that he's just like his father. You (as in, general audiences who won't read Epinagi) don't get to reinterpret that moment their inner thoughts, which is one of the things that makes Epinagi interesting as a spinoff. I put so much emphasis there because both of the people I went with completely forgot about it and they were like "Oh, so by U-20 they're fine", as if the end of that 3v3 doesn't hang over them to this day 😭
There's actually a lot of stuff that got cut out that, even if it's not really that important, I still felt :( at not seeing, like Ba-ya getting Choki and clocking Nagi's issues, Reo & Nagi noticing stuff about the tag game, Hakuho's students thoughts on Nagi, Reo rejecting a girl over Nagi (I thought I'd be really funny to see the reaction to that since whenever the movie got kinda gay people in my screening were like ‼️⁉️. fujonation & dudebronation peace), Reo and Zantetsu not getting along, Reo's interactions with the team, and everything before the "I'm not Reo's slave, I'm his partner" scene, since I felt it fit in kinda awkwardly without context.
Final thoughts. Take your local Reonagi fan to see this movie. Take your friends to convert them into or get them to acknowledge Reonagism, even.
If you don't like Reo or Nagi or Reo and Nagi but you do like Team Z, you'll like a big chunk of this movie (seriously that match is so long omfg). Watch this movie at the theatre if you're into that but you can also wait until it's on streaming or pirating sites if you don't want to pay for it (I don't think the movie itself is worth it, but I had fun so maybe go with low expectations & someone to show deranged death game football yaoi to?)
#read more bc i yapped too much#Even if i complain i enjoyed myself#I didnt mention it but i liked the scene at the beginning of the second selection where Nagi & Reo don't tell each other what#they're thinking. At some point they contrasted Reo's 'i didnt want to know people changing was so cruel 😭😨😭😭'#and Nagi's 'changing is so fucking cool i cant wait to see reo again (almost hand holding scene)' and it was whatever but#the reaction of my irls. was so funny. “WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOULDVE JUST TOLD HIM😭” “is he crying thats so sad get up Reo”#i liked the reo crying scene. It wasnt like wonderfully animated but the music and the voice acting was cool#I did like Nagi's inner monologue in the team z match#and yea i had fun w the silly bits before all that#txt#ask#also theres a joke where reonagi remember nameoka as a mud creature that is so smoothly animated its funny
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NO
#I JUST BOUGHT IT FIVE SECONDS BEFORE#NOT JOKING I JUST BOUGHT IT#IT WAS FOR DEE TOO HE WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO USE IT#I DIDNT KNOW THEY COULD KILL YOU#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#iasims
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'ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE RESPONSE FROM MAX VERSTAPPEN' and then goes on to make a very acceptable comment himself
#going through some canada moments so i went to check how ppl reacted to max head-butt JOKE and i was not surprised#like this man used to write for racefans lmao#it wasnt even his question why did he get so offended did he legit think max was gon throw hands w the media did he feel threatened 😭
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just saw the teaser of the short film project i worked on thru animation/concept art interning.... insane like a solid third of those shots were mine. kind of a nice feeling though seeing the result of my blood sweat and many, many, too many tears (you have no idea.) was strangely fulfilling and cathartic
#then again i. Was the department head's golden child for 2d layout work 😭😭😭 cant count the amount he had me do#AND I WASNT EVEN PART OF THE CONCEPT ART DIVISION BACK THENN I WAS KIDNAPPED!!!#well i guess relocated into a more suitable position is the better way to say it. but it Was supposed to be temporary but#then the head supervisor just. never gave me back to my original jobdesk 😭 my first supervisor joked a bunch abt that#kapan nih kamu balik ke animasi I DONT KNOWWWWW#i do kindddd of miss it sometimes but. i woudlnt do it a second time. or would i#duck rants about something
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one time my friend posted a picture of us and her friend asked for my insta and tell me why i literally thought it was a joke
#i’m so fucking stupid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#personal#I ONLY REALIZED IT WASNT A JOKE LITERAL YEARS LATER.#wouldn’t even have gone anywhere bc he’s older than me and i’m a lesbian but it’s so funny
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last night my friend told me that he’s SCARED of reading “something like that” “That” being the communist manifesto….. he was like “i don’t wanna end up on a watchlist” which is like. babe you’re not gonna get put on a watchlist for reading theory but also it’s fucked UP that that’s even something he would even have to worry about even a little bit like. i’m going to revive joseph mccarthy just so i can put him straight back into the goddamn ground
#like HE WASNT JOKING…..#and he was like ‘are you going commie on me’ like bro you’ve known me SEVEN YEARS you know my politics#like no i’m not a communist but you know how i LEAN#we may have also had a little Oh We Are NOT On The Same Page About Irish Republicanism moment a few months ago 😭#i love him dearly tho. takes all sorts <3#stops me in my tracks every time though i’m always like. deeply confused for a minute
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omg my sister and i were looking at a lot of resident evil stuff after i finished playing AND LEONS FIRST HAIR COLOUR IS SO😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ awwwww. i dont really get his appeal because he kind of looks like an ugly crusty white dog to me. but his hair colour is sooooo cutie tootie and i love the style with the strands falling in his face it makes him look very sweet
#txt#sistar#her fav leon is original re4#mine is original re2#pretty sure thats re2#DAWWWWW the colour just suits him so well#and the style...#shame it wasnt kept that colour and stuff#oh well#from the little i know of re my favs are rebecca and wesker#wesker makes me pee my pants hes so funny hes been an inside joke for me and my sister for YEARS😭
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Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔
*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)
#i seem to have accidentally started a romance with lae'zel astarion AND gale in addition to shadowheart 😭#like the next day i had a notice to talk with astarion and it was the scene where hes talking about not being able to see his reflection#and it was literally like dodging fucking bullets trying to pick an option that wasnt flirting#i ended up having to pick some mean dialogue that was like 'maybe its for the best youre not exactly aging gracefully'#bc the ONLY other two options were like 'tell him you think hes beautiful' and 'gaze lovingly into his eyes' or some shit#and i was like '...okay im picking the mean one but i mean it as a joke. maybe it can be a joke' and i picked it an he was all horrified#but then the next dialogue gave me an option to say 'lol im just kidding' and i was like PHEW#but then he just went back to being fucking flirty again and was like 'really~ well then tell me what you like about me the most' or smth#and i was like FUCK. NO#but then the next dialogue tree in addition to having the normal flirty options had three additional options#that were like 'youre fine. but lae'zel/gale/shadowheart? now theres real beauty'#and i was like. fuckin. OKAY#ill wonder wtf those other two are doing there later but for now ill pick the one where i tell him in interested in shadowheart#so i picked that option and this bitch fucking APPROVED. told me he was going to have to work harder to keep up with his competition#like SIR. what do you MEAN competition. i let you bite me ONE time bc you said you were dying of thirst and i wanted to help a bro out#and then the next morning i immediately told you i didnt like it and i never wanted it to happen again#what do you mean competition dude you arent even on my radar 😭 im a DYKE#and why were lae'zel and gale there as options too??#the next night i got gales weave scene where he shows my character how to use magic#(my tav was pretty unimpressed as a fellow mage tbh but hes my friend and i was being polite)#and when i clicked the option to clearly say at the end that i was not interested in having an intimate moment with gale#he got all misty eyed and was like 'oh how quickly these moments fade away...'#like bro the moment didnt fade away i politely shut it down on purpose bc im not interested. what are you talking about#and THEN i got lae'zel trying to fuck me and when i turned her down she gave me the exact same dialogue#about how i would miss out on having hot githyanki sex with her. AGAIN#yall im JUST trying to romance shadowheart 😭 leave me alone#if anyone else is gonna try to trap me into flirting with them then at least let it be karlach next time please 😭🙏#(ill come back for lae'zel on another playthrough bc being between her and shadowheart sounds like a safety hazard tbh)#rambling
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actually wait that poll unlocked a fuckin memory and i feel like talking about it so‼️
( not tmi or anything but in case this gets long or you don't wanna read it im putting a page break here LMAO )
ok so on my 18th birthday, my grandparents REALLY wanted to go to dinner to celebrate. i didnt really wanna, but i got to dress up so i said fuck it. this was around when debates over trans women in sports were first brought to the mainstream ( as far i know ) right. so we're sitting there in the restaurant, im eating my cake, and my grandfather starts going off about how they're letting men compete against women and how unfair it is and shit. WHILE WE'RE CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. IN FRONT OF ME. THEIR GNC GRANDCHILD. WHO REFERS TO HIMSELF WITH MASCULINE TERMS EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM. LOUDLY. it's been two years and i STILL can't believe the audacity. like YOU invited ME out to dinner and start talking that shit?? if they weren't family and we weren't in public i would have told em to shut the fuck up
#they STILL talk about this stuff at family gatherings too apparently#i always keep to myself til we leave but my ma has told me they complain about people demanding you use the right pronouns or whatever#and god bless her soul she tried to be like 'actually its not that hard even if you cant tell because you shouldn't assume' and#'if they tell you how to refer to them its just basic human decency to respect that'#no clue how they took it since i wasnt there but they just ended the conversation after that 😭😭#god dont even get me started on my uncle#hes awful and clearly mentally unwell and obviously really old#we have a family friend who had two moms right. they never tried to hide it and didnt really acknowledge it as anything weird. bc it wasnt.#my uncle is the one that introduced us so clearly he knew their mom was gay#and he did#he never said anything about it while we were kids out of fear of making us gay or smth#but at the last family gathering he was updating me on what was going on with them cuz we havent seen em in a while#and he told me that their daughter had apparently gotten a boyfriend#which is great! im really happy for her#but my uncle was like 'yeah i was getting worried because of ( one of her mothers names ) being. . . you know?'#and i was???? flabbergasted?????? esp because of personal things with their parents he was JUST telling me about#this is the same guy who after 20 years STILL cant spell my deadname right. not relevant just still so fucking funny to me#but yeah he laughed when he said it and everything like he was making a funny joke#tbf there is smth so insanely comedic about telling your butch niece you were afraid someone 50 years younger than you liked other women#just because her mom did#crazy shit
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I burnt my hand, so now I have a blister
Chhala for a reason 😔
This is so bad I love it
#he wasnt actually hurt btw#so dont worry anyone#love the joke😭😭😭#rockfucker#welcome in my askbox again#asky
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lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic
#snap chats#sorry but this has been my truth for months its time i speak on it#its true tho i dont think this is a shocking revelation to anyone#s'just like saying grass grows and birds fly#i will not support his prep phase its not happening hes such a dweeb now#rgg knew this fact with him showing off his tit despite that being like. The Worst Place Ever to inject yourself#we already discussed how he wasnt physically able to fuck and that was a nerf it was to humble him and keep him controlled and thats awful#frame one got me lookin at the screen like 👁👁 and then he open his mouth and my eyes get bigger and i sit in dead silence#was crackin jokes and chattin with myself every other second and then 🧍♂️ Go On Beautiful Keep Talking Idc What You Sayin#im a man until he starts talking about 'his girl' and then suddenly im feeling some kinda way#tho that might just be cringe cause why does bro talk like how i used to in high school 😭😭😭😭#thats the funniest part about masato/aoki to me like. there's so much bullshit bout them that reminds me of high school#but thats the thing that was High School like im grown an shit this bro never grew up apparently AND HE STARTS THE GAME AT 23#wait back to the subject line of this post i be acting like aoki dont got me unwise a total of like. four time either#sorry everyone there was something in the water today and now im ill#its cause i cant draw this weekend so i have to be disgusting some other way#gonna make it everyone else's problem but worse#anyway i have to end this post because the more i t hink about the high school comparison the more i start to cringe
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my brother got into u of f and is reading what ppl are posting on reddit who got rejected and he is nowhere there man. He has above a 4.0 and good act but zero leadership role and worked only like 5 months and only extracurricular was two years of ultimate frisbee zero volunteer hours who let this man in 😭😭
#were joking that the ultimate frizbee coach did is admission review 😭😭 but seriously hes not even going there lmfao#insane#like ppl are wrting their club and school leadership state awards etc like...#laughing w him because i did not get into u of f back then but i wasnt expecting too lol my gpa was too low#requirement are getting crazy high though like both from low out of state costs and community colleges feeding in automatically#its getting bad but it is the states top school so not that bad
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