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silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.
#i can totally see Jason coming back and absolutely faltering the first time Batman calls him short round#when they’re in better terms Jason totally gets back at Bruce by calling him dad and seeing him walk into walls#jason: get uno reverse-d bitch#meanwhile Bruce: *crying*#he called me dad#it’s Bruce’s version of calling Jason little wing#im sorry I just love that they refer to him as a smol bby#cause this man is neither short nor little#he’s Dick’s baby brother#his little wing#his dad’s short round#Babs little bro#Bruce and Dick 🤝 calling Jason little and short#JSJKS meanwhile the entirety of Gotham in the background:#??? that is. a 6’4 tank of a man. that—that is not a short nor little#tim and Jason see Indiana Jones together no I don’t make the rules#also fun fact did you know Indians Jones is movie from the western genre?? cause I just got this information this week#im shook#JSJ#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#indiana jones#red hood#batman#dc
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magic reveal where arthur doesn't say a word and starts walking away and then merlin is at his heel calling for him, pleading with him to talk, to let him explain everything, begging for him to turn around and look at him, his voice breaking with grief. arthur has never been able to deny merlin anything and turns but he is still hurt and angry and merlin can see it in his eyes before he even opens his mouth to spew accusations. merlin stands, demure, as he shakes his head yet he doesn't say anything - fallen silent under arthur's rage. arthur walks away and around a corner, merlin doesn't follow. merlin breaks down into heartbroken tears and sobs and arthur is just around the corner, leaning on the wall for support, and listening to merlin fall apart.
#angst :D#bbc merlin#magic reveal#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#arthur hates it when merlin cries and even when choking with his rage and heartbreak he still wants to walk back and stop his tears#yet he remains leaning against the wall until lancelot arrives at merlin's side and guides him to his chambers
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*Taash and their mother arguing about their gender identity in the kitchen with Rook uncomfortably stuck in the middle of it*
Meanwhile Lucanis in the pantry:
#awkwardly biding his time before he can walk out for coffee#he and Taash both had quest triggers when Shathann showed up so I just know he was aware of what was happening#Spite was probably pressed up against the door while Lucanis zoned out staring at a wall#dragon age the veilguard#datv#veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#taash#da#a.txt
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again idk if this has been said before but i love the lucanis approval when you're going after zara and illario meets you half way. lucanis is trying to get him to fuck off but illario ignores him and addresses rook, flirts w them, tells them that they should let him give them a tour. and when they also tell him to fuck off cause their honey said so, lucanis likes it. he follows up with "this isn't your job, there's no one you can charm into dropping their guard". and idk it kind of reminds me of the comment lucanis makes during the coffee date cutscene where he says smth along the lines of "even before i was captured, most things were determined for me" and adding that w the implication of illario absolutely hating when attention isn't on him paired with his resentment toward lucanis for being their grandmother's favorite AND lucanis telling emmerich that he "doesn't have illario's gift for flirting" like idk i imagine illario poaching any person he sensed lucanis had even a passing interest in just cause he's a spiteful mf
so here "there's no one you can charm" = "this one is mine, they won't fall for it"
i just think the mutual possessiveness is neat :)
#datv#datv spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#what makes it even better is that at this point the flirting has hardly gone anywhere#so lucanis is deep in the 'afraid to want you' phase#but i think this small exchange and then taking out zara and THEN dealing w spite again#and then assuring lucanis he's still a baddie and u want him biblically#all happening in rapid succession is when he's like forced to reckon that he's also down atrocious for rook#and allows himself to almost kiss them#again idk if this has been said before i hardly have time to look at the tag cause im too busy staring at a wall thinkin abt him#man who never got to live his own life finally bags a 10/10 and acts like an unattended small dog in a parked car when someone walks past
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loving slashers is the most extreme end of the asshole x sunshine trope and y/n syndrome. every slasher slut is of the view they would be the exception to said slasher’s victim pool, the one person that slasher doesn’t kill bc they’re nOt LiKe thE oTheR vIcTiMs.
“���� he wouldn’t kill me bc-“
girl yes he would. you would not last 4 seconds in a room w any slasher. they would gut you. and while spluttering blood you’d thank them.
#jason vorhees slammed your head against a wall like a smashed pumpkin before you’ve had time to breathe#michael myers isn’t giving you time to talk he’s slowly walking over to stab you babe#art might fuck you first but he’s still killing you after#brahms might keep you as a fleshlight so actually you could survive (debatably)#michael myers#jason vorhees#art the clown#brahms heelshire#michael myers x reader#michael myers imagine#michael myers halloween#halloween michael myers#brahms heelshire x reader#brahms heelshire imagine#art terrifier#terrifier art#art the clown x reader#art the clown imagine#slasher#slasher x reader#slasher imagine
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Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.
Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.
Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.
Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.
He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.
At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff#this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags#I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do#they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag#or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips#no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from…#… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!?#just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did#his new siblings make a game of it#they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power#hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok#and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible#doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs#like wtf#hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it#danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself#brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall#would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole#as if he had no bones and became liquid#the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers#he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’#dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber…#… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao)#ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags#fed yall goobers#man I should have just made a second post lmao#stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold
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DP x DC: The Titans and the Phantom Cat
Danny doesn't do magic. He doesn't understand it or really know about it, and frankly he'd be more skeptical about it if it hadn't explicitly been used on him several times before. His parents are scientists and engineers, and they managed to accomplish what would typically fall under the realm of magic with nothing but recycled parts, wires and Fenton ingenuity.
So, when caught in a magic spell to bind him, he didn't know what would happen if he were to intentionally mess it up. Apparently, nothing good. Danny, free from the intended mind control, is now bound to the form of a cat with minimal use of his powers.
How could this get any worse?
Turns out, no one seems to understand what he's saying, they just hear meows. And without the use of his powers, he get's caught and finds himself in an animal shelter in Jump City.
When a group of young heroes comes through on a mission, and then proceed to mess things up, Danny can't help but throw out some snide commentary. Besides, it's not like they'll hear him
Welllllll... Turns out Raven and Beast Boy can tell what the hell he's saying. Of course the magic user and guy who can turn into animals can talk to him... Still it's nice to finally have someone to talk to, and also get him out of the cage while he's still trying to het a hold of what's left of his powers
Raven immediately clocks him as a powerful spirit bound to animal form. With a little persuasion, she ends up with a new familiar consultant and Danny the Cat gets to live in Titans Tower with them
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Magic shenanigans happen, now Danny is basically Salem the Cat living with the Teen Titans and teaching them what he knows while mainly lounging around and sassing them. The actual usefulness of his advice may vary
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#Danny is a cat#Danny is now 'part' of the teen titans#and by part he's sassing them and eating their food until he can figure out how to turn back#kind of think that only raven knows his form isn't supposed to be a cat#like they communicated the fact he's a powerful spirit#but everyone assumes he was always a cat and it's just his powers that were affected#just him gradually getting his powers back and walking through walls and freaking the teen titans out by sneaking up on them#He's actually pretty useful when it comes to ghost stuff#and dealt with the ghost mice situation#which was oddly specific#he suspects clockwork was behind that
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Dooku holds a drink so often in TCW you just gotta suspect he's a mild alcoholic. Not enough to slur his speech or to reek of it, but just the right amount to sand the edges off reality. Guy's favorite thing about diplomatic meetings is the aperitif. He has vast amounts of fancy booze at home, but since there's no one left to share it with, that daily glass or two is his only friend. It's cute in the way a depressed polar bear in a zoo might be cute
#fearsome beast in his enclosure gazing at the tundras and icebergs painted on its walls (he will never walk them)#<3#count dooku
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"The key thing was of course, the fact that Rick has PTSD and that's very much what's driving a lot of his behavior and being in a place of that level of vulnerability, back with the love of his life in that way.
It's also the thing he fears, the loss of her. It manifests itself in a way that is visceral and leads to the lovemaking not just being about love, but the revealing of pain and trauma and fear. That informs Michonne, that she can't just blast him into making sense. There's something deeper going on here that he can't verbalize. She has to help him get through in a different way. So she gets to see him, as well, as he reveals what's really in there, the wound. That's going to happen most likely in that most vulnerable space." — Danai Gurira
"Yeah, I think it is about pain. As Danai just said, it's about him wanting her and then fearing what he's about to unlock again. He gets to sort of articulate it in the scene further in the episode, when he gets to say that, 'I can't do this again. I haven't got the capacity to do this again. I've worked out how to die and live again.' So it is an absolutely necessary scene that allows Michonne to realize that there's something really broken here, more broken than she's ever anticipated. [...]
So the scene was about a real intimacy, a sort of frightening intimacy. This is a part of his personality he has shut down. It's almost like he's trying to stop himself from feeling this love again. She sees that and she just says, 'Just trust. We're back. We're the same...' I find it very moving. I think it's a very, very moving scene, because it's about them connecting in a way that he's had to deny for seven years. He's denied that connection for the sake of living on in this half life for the CRM" — Andrew Lincoln
Andrew Lincoln and Danai Gurira Discuss Episode 4 of The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live
#the walking dead#twd: the ones who live#the ones who live#twdedit#towledit#richonneedit#richonne#rick grimes#michonne grimes#danai gurira#andrew lincoln#mine and only mine#long post#loveddddd getting their insights on this scene and this moment#danai adding the panic attack was such a gorgeous smart and truthful detail#i think it was in other interviews but i loved how she said that the purpose of this scene was transformative in nature#it was meant to show that a switch had flipped#it basically peeled back another layer of rick's walls during this moment of vulnerability#and allowed for something to click into place for michonne to realize that there's something deeper going on#something that he's not able to say out loud and articulate#like WOWWWWW#nah fr we gotta get danai to write more episodes#bc this is sickening
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if they hadn't called out zoro on being unable to sit on the baratie's couch bc of his swords i'm like a 99% sure he would've just kept trying to sit next to luffy for the whole damn scene
#you know when sims just walk against a wall when they're bugged#well zoro's the same trying to sit next to luffy#he only has one braincell and it's just luffy and wanting to be next to him and sitting next to him and talking to him and luffy and luf-#he's so dumb in the most homosexual way#one piece#zolu#opla#one piece live action#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy
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SY: What, I'm just your normal disciple LBH: No you're everyone's favorite SY: What are you talking about **Proceeds to have multiple peak lords dote on him, MQF doing personal treatment and letting him stay over at his house, WQW going ham on the doting letting him borrow his pet pangolin to keep him company in the hospital, SQH being best friend/weird uncle to SY, SQQ being a (not)dad to him and getting mad that his precious cabbage is one of the most sought after in the sect, YQY PARADING around the sect bragging at being his 'Yue-ge' and threatening to main people for hurting his xiao yuan.** SY: Nope, don't see it Gets to cut in line one time because LBH used his name at the receptionist to see the sect leader SY: ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! LBH: See I told you so ( • ̀ω•́ )✧
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So far SY has charmed 5/12 peak lords
#svsss#syonr#shen yuan of no relation#ch 44#bingyuan#This doesn't even cover the fact that he is practically the fairy of qing jing peak#People are walking into walls when he smiles#Dude has the ultament wife/baby beam#He's just a little guy#SQH should 100% tease him about it tho#Is it called baby beam or is it called parent beam when you give people the compulsory urge to adopt/guardian you?#Rambles
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Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.
Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.
#I don’t make money on tumblr I don’t have any mutuals I talk to this is truly just where I deposit my wackiest thoughts and experiences#there’s nothing I can do to prove to you that I’m being truthful when I make these posts but I just am#you not believing me doesn’t make it any less true it just robs you of basking in the ridiculousness that is my life#There are many mental illnesses running through my family but the one I inherited is bipolar disorder lol#there’s probably many more that didn’t reach me. whatever the fuck my uncle has being one of them#he was also arrested because he did a bunch of coke and started walking completely naked on top of the fence walls around the property#when you consider my family you actually discover that I am incredibly normal and well adjusted#please also remember that my family is from small town Brazil#shit like this just happens#this isn’t even touching on my great grandma who was a psychic
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constantly thinking about good omens sex scene where aziraphale walks out of a room looking completely normal but smirking and then crowley following him looking like he just got a really bad concussion somehow covered in lipstick marks despite aziraphale not wearing lipstick
#aziraphale miracled them on bc he thinks theyre cute#crowley walks directly into a wall and has cartoon birds flying around his head#good omens
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What if I run into oncoming traffic.
#when I tell you my jaw truly dropped hearing this. hands coming up to hold the head. the PHYSICAL REACTION I HAD TO THIS OAAAUUGHHEEEOUGHHH#OHHHH MY GODDDD#I had to get up and walk around after hearing that.#forgive the quality. I am in shambles rn they can be a lil blurry.#the penguin hbo#the penguin spoilers#oz cobb#every interaction between him and his mother makes me want to slam my head into the wall and cry#It's even more painful that he loves her so much. his mommy issues are as layered as a goddamn baklava there's no saving him
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SO SOAKED FR
taglist : @itsgrimeytime @catt-leya @addicted2twd @starkstiless @blazemm98 @sinsandsweetness @urfavblackbimbo @andrewstinkylinky @eternalrose81 @marlboro-reds-13 @dxrkymxrchy @nadiasgf @taylormarieee @loveforcarl @virtualreader @versatilehater @hutchersonsgurl
#you don’t gotta say anything but imma yell your name#till carl is back#RICK GRIMES CAN BREAK MY LEGS#THE ARMS#he’s my weakness for#this is driving me up the walls#TILL THE WALKERS HEAR#the walking dead#rick grimes#andrew lincoln#rick grimes smut#rick grimes x reader#rick grimes fluff#rick grimes x you#andrew lincoln smut#rick grimes fanfiction#rick grimes x female reader
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Rather than working on any of my other WIP art (or my university work 〒▽〒).... I created a little crayon doodle sheet!!!
Ngl these are kinda just me shit posting but they're kinda cool. I'm not satified with the background or formatting, but I played with it for like an hour or two with no results so this needs to be posted, so..... yeah :)
Alt text and individual pics of each character below the cut:
Image above: Wirt looking exasperated and tired Alt Text: Sassy Gnome
Image above: Greg attempting to be serious (A/N: you're doing great, sweetie) Alt Text: It's a ROCK. FACT.
Image above (Left): Fred the Horse with a blank, deranged look Alt Text: I wanna' STEAL
Image above (Middle): Beatrice looking pissed off Alt Text: Angy birb
Image above (Right): Enoch looking like, well, just a guy Alt Text: meow
Image above: The Beast with a red and blue highlights (like 80s movie glasses) and sparkles surrounding him Alt Text: SLAY
#otgw#over the garden wall#fanart#Tag yourself I'm enoch#like I have three black cat tattoos#otgw beast#I think of the beast as a queer icon akin to the babadook ngl#The beast walked so the babadook could run#fred the horse#Be horse do crime#otgw enoch#again he's literally me#otgw wirt#he's also literally me#otgw greg#I will never be him tho TnT#otgw beatrice#birb#how do i tag shit#No seriously my tags have devolved into a shitty stand-up set#shitpost
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