#he tried but he did not succeed!

[zipquips]

i think the ghost of julius ceaser just manifested himself to enact revenge on me by making my nose randomly start bleeding as i was actively reblogging ides of march posts and eating soup

[canisalbus]

✦ Come hell or high water ✦

[stars-obsession-pit]

Fridged (but only half successfully)

Danny awoke in a cramped, pitch-dark box with the taste of blood in his mouth. It took his brain a few moments to boot up, but then he jerked forward in a panic.

And promptly collapsed unceremoniously to the ground as a side of the box swung open.

A fridge. He had woken up in a fridge.

What hell happened to him last night?

Pushing himself around to sit upright, he grimaced at the sensation of wet fabric clinging to his skin. Glancing downwards at his clothes, he froze. The crimson stains covering the entire front of his body were impossible to misidentify. He was soaked in blood.

Fuck, this wasn’t gonna be something he could just ignore, was it. He let his head thunk back against the fridge, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath as he cast his mind backwards.

The last thing he remembered was flopping into bed in his shitty Gotham apartment after finishing a voice call with his significant other. An apartment he was definitely no longer in. So what the hell had happened to get him here?

Suddenly, his introspection was interrupted by a figure crashing in through the window. One of the bats, who then completely froze up upon taking in Danny’s slumped form.

A horrified whisper left their lips. “Danny…?”

[fumifooms]

People should talk about Yaad and Thistle more. Weird granduncle that killed your dad in a petty impulsive punitive act, leaving you very scared of him as you live under his control for centuries. Imagine growing up hearing stories of the King’s brother, the kind, clever, collected and calm advisor and right hand man. But only knowing him by how warped he’s become, violent and erratic. He punishes you, too, robbing you of any agency by putting you inside of a doll. And then despite, he becomes catatonic and you’re left to take care of him in his brother’s body while he thinks you’re him. And then you see those slivers of that nice caring person you heard so much about in your childhood a millenium ago, and as he babbles about Delgal thinking he’s you, recalling memories and old habits, you wonder about how things must have used to be, before, and how they’ve changed irreparably. Today is melancholic again.

Yaad being like, Thistle’s sort of great-nephew who’s lived most of his life seeing him as being out of his mind and only a mirage of the noble attentive person he once was, now having to take care of him, someone who was an older familial figure to him… Seeing him gentle, soft and unhurried after all this time spent in an emotional anxious paranoid frenzy... Yaad and Thistle post-canon is so special

[fantastic-nonsense]

I'm sorry. I have to laugh. this man is SO petty and SO bitter that everyone loves Dick Grayson enough to keep him alive against his wishes

[burrythebusy]

Curious who do we think will initiate the first kiss whenever that happens.... also this doesn't mean in any way that they succeed bc theyre #stupid

[braceletofteeth]

#an attempt was made

[alex-the-anxious-2]

SOME SILLIES! Ive only really learned how to draw tim so far so i shrink him on occasion :) plus continuation to masky plush. dont worry he was retrieved after this

Some more scribbles under the cut! Contains comic spoilers!!!

I dont rlly know how to draw skully LOL, tried making him mostly jay in this instance cuz like. idk dude probably doesnt like masky that much LMAO

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[eryanlainfa]

Imagine your name is Hugo and you are very tired.

When your love interest/nemesis and your backup plan just fucking lost consciousness while your bestie, who's a teenager, and the twelve years old, you all adopted, are trying to obliterate a ghost, who is apparently your mother in law, with explosives.

[butchdiaz]

its the way there are only three bt scenes without eddie literally present in the room and only ONE that has no connection to eddie i have to laugh like sometimes a relationship is two guys and also another guy is always there but not in the throuple way

[liebelesbe]

I GRABBED GNOMI!! i picked him up!!! and then i let him down after 5 seconds when he started wiggling

[opal-owl-flight]

Been busy with fam all day. A weird fruit has appeared in the gathering. And as always, Mags is investigating

[chadepitanga]

Rick Berman gave us a 6.5/10(tops) fanfic ending for a lot of characters and tried to sweep garashir under the rug but at the end of the day, we know whats canon and so do the actors, god bless them. Acting out fanfiction 20+ years later because your plotline got nuked by some bitch ass home of phobe is king behavior

[incorrectndyingflamequotes]

Jill: Do you love Joshua? Jote: Yeah, I do. Jill: Mid! I told you I knew it! You owe me 1000 Gil! Mid: We all love Joshua. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Jote: I thought that was implied. Mid: ... Jill: ... Jote, looking straight at Mid: Congrats Jill, you just won 1000 Gil.

[redrapscalian]

Batfam's "I am too emotionally stunted to know how to react to bad news" responses:

Bruce: [aggressively avoiding eye contact] That's unfortunate...

Jason: Yikes.

Dick: [looking the person dead in the eyes] L

Tim: Sucks to suck :/ [shrug]

Damien: Oof