#get fucked caesar

[aria-ashryver]

caesar keel over yet?

ik you sent this a couple weeks ago, but i thought it was funnier if i answered it today

IDES OF MARCH FINAL STATS!!

Diagnosis: Aggressive HER2+ ductal carcinoma, weakly estrogen positive, metastasized, technically incurable Name of Tumor: Caesar Classification: little bitch

108 IV lines / blood tests / self-administered injections

19 Eggs harvested

9 Embryos frozen

8 Supplementary medications

5 Ultrasounds

4 Computed Tomography (CT) scans

3 Mammograms

3 Chemo regime changes

2 Core biopsies

1 Positron Emission Tomography (PET-CT) scan

1 Bone Scintigraphy

1 Multigated Aquisition (MUGA) scan

1 Echocardiogram

1 Electrocardiogram (ECG)

1 round of genetic testing

1 "this is the biggest tumour I have seen in my recent years as an oncologist"

1 reclassification from Stage 2 to Stage 4

1 "this is one of the best responses to chemotherapy I have ever seen"

(and GOD KNOWS how many litres of Paclitaxel, Pertuzumab, and Trastuzumab pumping through my veins...)

We can safely call it. At my last clinic, my oncologist told me he was happy with that my last few scans had remained stable, and that I wouldn't require any surgery or radiation therapy.

Folks. I did it.

CAESAR'S ASS IS DEAD YALL I BEAT CANCER HAPPY IDES OF MARCH 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[visualbasicscript]

oh wow the knives thing Does work

[dbnightingale24]

The senate tomorrow

[beanghostprincess]

I've been watching jjba but I'm on pt.3 and I fear my only functioning braincell is obsessed with Joseph and his italian dead wife

[conjunction-of-crows]

Happy Ides of March

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

happy 'day caesar got stabbed'

[gamelpar]

very iconic of Red to save Caesar's life in the climax of War despite the fact that he absolutely just hated the guy.

[disast3rtransp0rt]

"Fruits, faggots, genderqueers, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Joanne, not to praise her.

The evil people do lives after them;

The good I've yet to see within her soul.

So let her be forgotten. The 'noble TERFs'

Have wrought chaos on solidarity;

Were we smart enough, such vitriol

Would turn from common ground upon the rich."

(Fuck JK Rowling, protect your trans family and ALL your fellow queers - yes, even and especially the 'freaky' ones you don't understand - or we'll all die together at the bottom of the same pit.)

[catilinas]

iliad 1.301-9 trans. wilson

[tarabyte3]

FMK: Andy Serkis characters edition

Spin the wheel, get a character, and vote

(If you're a hardcore fan, I have an even more in depth wheel link for you, but godspeed, there are some obscure doozys in that one)

[fragglez]

planet of the apes is great and all but why didn't they let the gibbons join

[enobariasdistrict2]

i'm watching cato scenes on YT as research for my fic and i forgot what a lunatic he is amdhfjslfhfjfjdh. "anyone who doesn't want to enter the hunger games is an idiot" i can't with him even caesar thinks he's fucking crazy

[brother-emperors]

And the experience of each man was peculiar. For Pompey's name and power were greater in the city when he was away from it, owing to his campaigns; but when he was at home, he was often less power­ful than Crassus, because the pomp and circumstance of his life led him to shun crowds, retire from the forum, and render aid to a few only of those who asked it of him, and then with no great zest, that he might keep his influence the more unimpaired for use in his own behalf. But Crassus was continually ready with his services, was ever at hand and easy of access, and always took an active part in the enterprises of the hour.

Plutarch, Crassus

from the vault of half finished one shots and rejected scenes! what a pair of guys! some real complementary personality stuff going on with these two!

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

[baby5fanclub]

[nukacourier]

Seeing the sexual art of Caesar/Arcade is simultaneously distressing to me as someone who cares about Arcade deeply and hates facists but also unfortunately appealing to my kinks as a sadomasochist

[steakout-05]

ahhh fucked up little six-nippled snake-handed spiritual dude covered in buffalo fur with heterochromia and a bird beak nose my beloved

oh YEAH? you only got ONE PEENEYE????