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oh wow the knives thing Does work
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The senate tomorrow
#the ides of march#julius ceaser#julius caesar#et tu brute#Brutus#Stabby-Stab Day#March 15th#Get ready Ceasar#beware the ides of march#Senate said#Fuck you bro#stab stab
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Don't take it personal, I steal from everyone
#Once i get him as a companion I am gonna fuck them all tho#they are the worst i def don't wanna play with them#hope that doesn't make me lose a companion cos i'm gonna lose my shit and burn the place#fallout#fallout memes#fallout new vegas#fnv#caesar's legion#vulpes inculta#skirtposting
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I've been watching jjba but I'm on pt.3 and I fear my only functioning braincell is obsessed with Joseph and his italian dead wife
#as a lesbian i desperately need to get obsessed with one specific man in every show i watch#and sadly it's this fucking idiot#and also his gorgeous perfect incredible boyfriend caesar anthonio zeppeli my absolute beloved#i'm enjoying pt3 a lot btw i just miss pt2 a bit#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#joseph joestar#caesar zeppeli#caejose
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Happy Ides of March
#ides of march#mark antony#julius caesar#comic#digital art#this is so fucking stupid oh my god#you're not getting backgrounds out of me lol
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happy 'day caesar got stabbed'
#ritsuka fujimaru gets canceled bc she forget its fucked to joke abt someones assassination to their face#maybe.#julius caesar#caesar fgo#cleopatra#fgo#my comic
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very iconic of Red to save Caesar's life in the climax of War despite the fact that he absolutely just hated the guy.
#i find Red's hatred of Caesar very funny#president of the bully caesar club#the highlight of his day is when he gets to bully caesar. he just poured that bucket of water over him like FUCK YOU I HATE YOU#asshole. traitor. hater. icon.#planet of the apes#pota#pota red#caesar#war for the planet of the apes#wftpota#wisdom of gamelpar
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"Fruits, faggots, genderqueers, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Joanne, not to praise her.
The evil people do lives after them;
The good I've yet to see within her soul.
So let her be forgotten. The 'noble TERFs'
Have wrought chaos on solidarity;
Were we smart enough, such vitriol
Would turn from common ground upon the rich."
(Fuck JK Rowling, protect your trans family and ALL your fellow queers - yes, even and especially the 'freaky' ones you don't understand - or we'll all die together at the bottom of the same pit.)
#jk rowling#julius caesar#fuck terfs#i got bored idk#possessed by the spirit of angry gay shakespeare again oops#fuck modern hp fandomers. sorry you cannot participate in that without actively allowing her success to continue.#get with the program it's 2024#if the cast refuses to talk to her it's probably a bad sign#like a really bad sign#I'm gonna get so fucked up for this but oh well#happy pride
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iliad 1.301-9 trans. wilson
#hiiiiiiiiiiiiii. upon what meat doth this our caesar fucking feed#my greek dictionary is telling me that Ī“Ī·Ī¼ĪæĪ²į½¹ĻĪæĻ (where wilson is getting cannibal from) has also been used for caligula!#Much To Consider#going to bed now before i think too hard about this and accidentally end up at 2am#but like. the house of atreusā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ heās literally from the cannibalism family#wiliad#upon what meat doth this our caesar feed#beeps
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FMK: Andy Serkis characters edition
Spin the wheel, get a character, and vote
(If you're a hardcore fan, I have an even more in depth wheel link for you, but godspeed, there are some obscure doozys in that one)
#andy serkis#fmk#fuck marry kill#polls#kino loy#caesar pota#alfred pennyworth#ulysses klaue#david robey#gollum#i would love to hear who everyone gets!
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And the experience of each man was peculiar. For Pompey's name and power were greater in the city when he was away from it, owing to his campaigns; but when he was at home, he was often lessĀ powerĀful than Crassus, because the pomp and circumstance of his life led him to shun crowds, retire from the forum, and render aid to aĀ few only of those who asked it of him, and then with no great zest, that he might keep his influence the more unimpaired for use in his own behalf.Ā But Crassus was continually ready with his services, was ever at hand and easy of access, and always took an active part in the enterprises of the hour.
Plutarch, Crassus
from the vault of half finished one shots and rejected scenes! what a pair of guys! some real complementary personality stuff going on with these two!
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#whereās that paper thatās all āFulvia was a manager and Antony was manageableā thereās a similar dynamic going on here#but itās both of them @ each other. Crassus does have a very political manager type of. vibe. though. so it could apply to multiple people#roman republic tag#komiks tag#also this is why Pompey and Caesar were a bad match. like of course they were going to get divorced civil war style#anyway. the new tvxq song. any older kpop fans here. āSo say you want me cause Iām downā is rattling around in my head abt these two#when they decided to fuck politics together. like oooooh you two chose each other for real#if I was staging a movie or smth the scene where they shake hands on it would be when changmin does THAT with his vocals#tris homines#marcus licinius crassus#gnaeus pompeius magnus
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planet of the apes is great and all but why didn't they let the gibbons join
#GREAT APES ONLY š¤ NO LESSER APES š«#i am going to put this into my drafts#and post it when i see the new one#because people are miserable on the internet I do NOT wanna get spoiled#this is my endgame#.......caesar come home#< he fucking dead#post watched note: CAESAR!!!! they spread hate on his name like he jesus#planet of the apes#pota#pota posting
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#to say my mind has been boggled tonight would be an understatement#it was funny at first and then the dude (whos name is BREED by the way) started doing freak shit to chopper and it was less funny#and then the emotional turmoil from that kung fu dugong being told to kill luffy!??#it took me so long to get through two 20 minute episodes because i kept pausing and going back like HUH? REPEAT THAT?#even caesar fucking clown (who breed walks around ON A LEASH) is like āthis is freak shit i wish i was a normal hostage againā#im just so amazed i have never ever heard of this before#luffy and law press their foreheads together and luffy goes āi dont wanna fight you like thisā i was like š®#my posts#one piece#punk hazard
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i'm watching cato scenes on YT as research for my fic and i forgot what a lunatic he is amdhfjslfhfjfjdh. "anyone who doesn't want to enter the hunger games is an idiot" i can't with him even caesar thinks he's fucking crazy
#that's my weird violent boytoy okay!!!#he just wants to kill people so bad and i forgot how fucking bad he wants that#i've literally been writing him to be too chill bc i forgot how far gone he actually is#i don't really want to undo months of writing though so *shrug emoji*#also caesar's response is so weird it's like THIS IS THE CAREER YOU CHOSE#YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES AND YOUR FAMILY LINE DID IT FOR GENERATIONS#now isn't the time to get squeamish and act like this hormonal teen boy who's been taught to be violent all his life is the weird one#the hunger games#anna speaks#cato hadley
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Seeing the sexual art of Caesar/Arcade is simultaneously distressing to me as someone who cares about Arcade deeply and hates facists but also unfortunately appealing to my kinks as a sadomasochist
#like NO i dont want to see them in a relationship but YES it gets me off. i will not elaborate#anyways i fucking hate caesar id slap his bald head#vinny rambles#nsft#fallout new vegas#minors dni
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ahhh fucked up little six-nippled snake-handed spiritual dude covered in buffalo fur with heterochromia and a bird beak nose my beloved
oh YEAH? you only got ONE PEENEYE????
#xavier renegade angel#he's so fucked up and weird i love him#i have the entire argument he has with himself in shakashuri blowdown memorised word for word#you slumber a cucumber! you catch up on some zzz'eds you get outta my heads!#you snost you lost#that one isn't in the episode but it's so funny to say in his voice#a lot of things are funny to say in his voice#one time me and a friend were reading the entire ''does bruno mars is gay?'' website's pages in Xavier's voice#like it has multiple pages and all of the ones written by the ''does bruno mars is gay'' guy are all hilariously written#there's like 2 people running that website it's really funny#anyway...... xra funny you should go watch it if you like really surreal 3d animated shows that look like they come from a low budget-#-ps2 game with wordplay and a story that is simultaneously the dumbest and ridiculous and most clever thing you've ever heard#it has an episode where xavier's in a pickup truck getting chased by a sentient living explosion that used to be some kid's dad#and at the end of it he says ''they say when you die you shit your pants. not me. i'm gonna shit my heart out.'' and it's really funny#in the words of julius caesar: it's like lsd on acid!#sketch
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