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birdie and pubbas relationship is so 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 right person wrong time
#“wow our first date is going so well we have stuff in common and im reslly enjoying our time :)”#“sorry lol bad timing can you adopt my lab created deer slash human baby”#accidental baby acquisition
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I enjoy the unique details you include in your heart! Could we please see Drs. Mcdonald and Peddie in your style? (I literally love them.)
Yessir 🫡

Idk why I haven’t drawn them yet honest. I might draw them more. Or maybe I’ll forget and not. I do like them though
Also I made this. Stanley was being mean to Goodsir now he is sleeping in the doghouse or wjatever
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did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut
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sex isn’t real they made that up to sell rock n roll records
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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polar explorer affirmations
- i will not get scurvy
- my coat is thick and warm
- leopard seals do not frighten me
- seal blubber smells great, actually
- i do not have scurvy
- the strangely intense emotional connection i have with one of my coworkers is normal and no one has noticed it
- the sun is overrated
- the penguins can keep my secrets
- i do not have scurvy. seriously guys im fine its not scurvy i promise
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James Walter Fairholme appreciation post!!
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you dont like daft punk ? 🤖 ??? rock ? robot rock ?🤖 rock? robot rock ?? 🤖🤖 rock ? robot rock ? 🤖 ? rock ? robot rock 🤖 ? rock ? robot rock ? 🤖?
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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear
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dude im feeling so dysphoric rn…. and the only thing that can help me…. cough….. is a fat stack of benjamins…. 🥺
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love the guy who brought a piece of pie on a plate to eat while watching Doug's house burn down
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rewatching sweet tooth and S1 Aditya Vs S3 is CRAZYYY poor fucking guy
#if you hate him you will die and go to hell#guilty of loving your wife too much (and medical malpractice torture and child murder i guess)
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Baby, I Love Your Way - Big Mountain
been stuck in my head for god knows how long my friends start singing it randomly now too, it's contagious 😭
aaaand tagging any1 who wanna do this (im too lazy rn)
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)
me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever
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just had to make a counterpart picture to this!
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