chadepitanga
chá de pitanga
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@cruelseraph-art 's personal sideblog for reblogs/writing a lot about my special interests :) he/masc pronouns. i post in whatever language feels appropriate (ptbr/en/es/日本語/한국어)
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chadepitanga · 24 hours ago
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I don't know whether the story about tibetan spaniels and tibetan mastiffs working together is true or not, but I find it way too fucking funny. Like imagine being a burglar who's broken into a monastery to do burglarly things, and then you hear a noise and you're like "oh shit I'm caught", but then you turn to look and it's just this tiny dog who looks at you with mild disgust and wanders off.
So you sigh in relief and continue with your robbery before you hear another noise, and immediately become aware of three things: The little dog came back with a friend, the new buddy is the size of one metric Fuck You, and you are about to find out which afterlife is real.
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chadepitanga · 24 hours ago
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We adopted this gorgeous girl back in May of last year. Her name is Minnie and this was her first experience of snow with us since we got her.
As you can tell she had a whale of a time!
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chadepitanga · 24 hours ago
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Im 100% sure my dog doesn't "think" I'm his dad, he >knows it. I'm his primary caretaker and his head fits perfectly on my left shoulder. Of course I'm his dad. He is my biological son. Obviously.
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chadepitanga · 1 day ago
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
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chadepitanga · 1 day ago
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usamerican family tree makers would explode seeing small town brazilian family trees... they screaming alabama at the first mention of cousins marrying, getting blue screen at the sight of a mixed race person you can't pokédex with genetic fractions... a victorian peasant would be unfazed by inflation kink furry art but a present-time usamerican would be instantly killed by looking at my family tree
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chadepitanga · 1 day ago
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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...
1. DO NOT censor your posts
dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)
2. we dont really have an algorithm
you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points
3. dont crosstag
we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)
4. dont expect to go viral/be famous
"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is
5. blocking is your best friend
tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on
6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture
this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app
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chadepitanga · 1 day ago
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what they don’t tell you about uncluttering your countertops/tables/general spaces is you’ll think it’s dumb as hell & allow it to all pile up because the idea of organizing and removing shit is daunting but once you do it and step back and See how things look without clutter you will feel as though you just snorted a line.
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chadepitanga · 1 day ago
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chadepitanga · 1 day ago
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I love my dog so much :)
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chadepitanga · 2 days ago
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This is a ufo believer account and this is also a fuck ancient aliens theories that make non european cultures seem "less civilized" or whatever word they use to mean "inferior".
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chadepitanga · 2 days ago
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Don't believe in ufos because they're unidentified to YOU. I know what those are. Those are IFOs to me. Identified Friendly Objects. Except for the Colares and Cattle mutilation cases. Those are "UFOs" - Unfriendly Flying Objects. I know what they are too. Sucks to not know tho glad im not you and get well soon. ❤️
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chadepitanga · 6 days ago
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making a t-shirt for pride which pairs 'i think i wanna be a faggot, man' by screeching weasel, 'like a dog returning to it's own vomit' by the catholic church re Joan of Arc, and 'I myself created the boundary. There's no such thing. All boundaries are illusions. The 'other side' is not out there; it's right here, right now. All I have to do is erase the borderline. It must be easy to do' by Shuzo Oshimi as slogans
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chadepitanga · 7 days ago
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I have coraline fanart tattooed that I got without knowing it was from the artists coraline flash sheet, but I dont see them as coraline tattoos because I literally found out they were coraline tattoos at the end of the sessions (got them both the same day). Idk I don't think it will stain them and they aren't recognizable as fan tattoos, it just looks like a cute mouse and a jar of plants with dragon-like flowers. But I Know. Idk how to feel about it.
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chadepitanga · 7 days ago
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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow
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chadepitanga · 7 days ago
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septic shock illustration in scientific american (src)
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chadepitanga · 7 days ago
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The neil gaiman thing is fucking me up all of it is so triggering. What a world to live in
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chadepitanga · 7 days ago
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So help me god if I ever seen anyone so much a breathe something about Gaiman’s supposed autism or good omen’s cancellation again I am turning off your internet. This shit i why the first victims who came out only felt like they could go on a fucking radfem TERF podcast of all places. You disgusting ghouls need to keep your whining to the group chats and shut the fuck up. Fandom is progressive this fandom is activism that and it’s about david tenant getting railed more than it is helping real flesh and blood victims of SA fuck all of you
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