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My husband just almost killed me by asking if I was drinking orange juice
#I wasn’t#it was chocolate milk#I was so baffled that I inhaled my drink#I was drowning#I gagged#wheezing#it burned#coughed it onto the floor#he thought I was joking#until he saw the milk on the floor#so stupid#the whole time#terminallyworkingonit#orange juice#chocolate milk
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I love dragon btw
#my sketches#one piece#monkey d luffy#monkey d dragon#jokes aside hes my little guy i truly love him#these latest chapters are only giving me more reasons to hes so !!!!!!!!!!!!#also the thought of newborn luffy in 2.5 meters tall dragons arms………….#Delightful
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
#sorry this was funnier in my head#but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT#gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it#at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and#i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison#almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive#but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant#that is all thank you#clarisse doodles#batfam#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd
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Soup solves everything.
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#Senshi#izutsumi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#marcille donato#THE SOUP CHAPTER HAS BEEN ANIMATED#I have so many thoughts about senshi's backstory and how much that experience has shaped who he is.#This is such a powerful moment because it makes it clear how *stuck* senshi has been because of his trauma.#Up until now he has been a mystery! He's the chef guy! Don't worry about his apparent reclusiveness from society!#Don't worry about his intense need to make sure 'the young ones are fed'!#Senshi still has a lot of healing but this was the moment he could finally forgive himself.#This chapter is so important to me because sometimes you truly do need to face the most terrifying things to move past them.#This joke here is a bit too narrow to be funny for the masses...but mdzs fans know.#MDZS :handshake: Dungeon Meshi: Soup moment.#Laios and Jiang Yanli have a powerful magic call "Eat some soup and maybe you'll feel better'#That is also a spell you can cast upon yourself. Go eat some soup and you will feel better. Merry Soupmas everyone.#One more week of Thistle Thursdays....I'm not ready to say goodbye B*(
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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#michael afton#sister location#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#I SAW the joke going around with Michael that like#‘why didn’t he move out the way of the scooper is he stupid’#WHICH OBVIOUSLY I LOVED and wanted to do a mini comic about#I thought like Mike would say that BAHA#MIKE would hear Michael’s story then be a smart ass and say that#it’s on brand for Mike 💀#Vanessa definitely would be more sympathetic to Michael’s story#especially seeing she can relate to the situation he was in#and Michael is just flabbergasted#probably because a5 the time he didn’t even think of dodging the scooper#Michael Afton might be a lil stupid but that’s ok 💜#we still love him 💜💜💜💜
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ok stupid question my bad
#ace attorney#is he joking or is he serious? this is the power of autism.#sorry if its hard to read i thought about posting them as separate images but it it just didnt have the same impact i wanted#the amount of times ive drawn just stupid comics making fun of edgeworth im sorry guys#id in alt text by wright-phoenix. thank you
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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?
he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?
its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.
also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.
like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so
EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.
#i love making fun of him but he is like. Very Explicitly Not a Deadbeat Dad lol#WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#CHILCHUCK I AHTE EYOUUUUUIUUU#WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME....#EDIT: 'i thought the deadbeat dad stuff was a joke do ppl actually think that?' YES thats why i made this post 😭😭 bc ive seen ppl genuinely#say that hes a bad dad/husband!#L.txt#dungeon meshi#chilposting#long post
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns
I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:
one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.
OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.
SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke and i am aware that i'm putting way more thought into this than was intended#(just like how i've thought WAY too much about where this event takes place chronologically based on a single throwaway line)#(the chronology is complex but there are more pressing discussions for now)#honestly i would love it if scully was like 6'7" and just towered over everybody#except malleus' horns#that's why he has to wear the glasses!#he needs eye protection just in case malleus turns around too quickly or something#geeze and he's only 16...he hasn't even reached his final form yet#do they have the courage to make him just a big ol' baguette of a man#or are they going to be all consistent about average heights or whatever >:(#we're gonna get his profile next year and find out he's like 188.5cm#(rip my vague hopes that fellow would surprise us by being a short king)#(look gidel is VERY small. there was a CHANCE)
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"corporate needs you to find the difference between these two photos"
"they're the same thing"
#twst#twst jp spoilers#jamil viper#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech#at first I thought jamil was making a mean spirited joke but then I remembered that one comic from the anthology I think he's fr 😭#jamil viewing ppl by bad faith preconceptions and by how useful they are? water is wet#(his thought process continues to be the funniest ever though)#bibi draws
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i think im having a stroke
#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i#anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two#this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay#instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself)#by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson#because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :)#he's just that secure in his straightness :)#...#...yeah#house md#hilson#house season 2#the mistake#op
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HD remaster of this drawing from my re8 zine
#re8#resident evil village#its lame to laugh at ur own jokes but whenever i make eye contact w the second one...#hes just no thoughts head empty look at him#i cant cope
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more dragon
#my sketches#one piece#monkey d luffy#monkey d dragon#monkey d garp#real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad#since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp#garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too#all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ??#i get why hed go there i mean#garp tho……………..#what was that man even thinking………………….
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
#Tiger Tiger#ludovica bonnaire#rakkatak ann#I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!
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#��sorry about the microaggressions’ was gonna be the whole joke but then i thought stupider#hes pulling his leg he knows perfectly well what bones means#star trek#star trek tos#star trek tos fanart#star trek fanart#spock#leonard mccoy#dr mccoy#mr spock#leonard bones mccoy#spock: your conduct was quite visible to the naked eye. but if you insist [microscope]#he got the microscope from hammerspace#i think bones should apologize but ill only accept some goofy exchange when hes trying to be genuine#it only makes sense. to me
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i know it's been said a million times by now but Neil making the FBI agents give him a to-go container before going with them to the headquarters and then pulling it out MID INTERROGATION to continue eating is so fucking unhinged. i love him so fucking much. i fully believe that was a completely intentional power move on Neil's part i doubt he was even that hungry he just wanted to be a little bitch.
#aftg#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court#listen i promise im thinking about jean and jeremy too but those thoughts are harder to joke about#and also harder to organize#whereas my neil thoughts mostly consist pf 'i love this piece of shit so fucking much he is completely insane'#shh ac#neil josten
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