#it was chocolate milk

[terminallyworkingonit]

My husband just almost killed me by asking if I was drinking orange juice

[traitsno]

Sounds dumb but I drank from a bottle only labeled "Test1" and got incredebly nauseus for a couple hours.

Fuck around and find out huh.

[toyastales]

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[daily-deliciousness]

Hot chocolate cake

[splatoonusna]

Get ready to double dip chocolate fans! The "What's your favorite chocolate?" Splatfest from 2023 returns, starting 2/7 at 4pm PT to 2/9 at 4pm PT!

White chocolate came out victorious last time, but can dark chocolate or milk chocolate melt the competition this time?

[dovalore]

fuck it, parkour god

[speltfields]

[concerningly sweaty] i think he'd...grow a beard in the winter...!!!!!!!!!!

[happybird16]

Doing an experiment

Please rb to expand my sample size!

[snottly]

mornin’ ☀️

[sweetoothgirl]

chocolate malted milk cake

[saywhat-politics]

Anyone with a milk allergy needs to be on high alert. In the midst of a flurry of ongoing food recalls, the FDA has updated its initial recall of a handful of Cal Yee Farms' chocolate products to the highest risk level. Originally, the FDA announced a recall of numerous Cal Yee Farm products because they may have contained undeclared milk, soy, wheat, sesame, FD&C #6, and/or almonds. The recall has now been elevated by the FDA to the most serious level of recall, Class 1, for only a few of the affected products: the company's dark chocolate almonds, dark chocolate apricots, and dark chocolate walnuts because the chocolates contained undeclared milk.

[moroniccats]

Shoutout to the uncomfortably long five seconds in Granada’s Crooked Man that Holmes just spends ogling Watson like He’s me and Watson is a toasty buttered veggie bacon bagel with strawberry milk and creamy tomato bisque on the side

Also maybe red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting for dessert

[drbtinglecannon]

Pros of letting your cat sniff your food/drink

Makes them feel included

Their reaction might be funny

If it's safe for them to eat it's ok if they have a little lick lick it's fine, here, have some butter, my son. Yes, numnum

Cons of letting your cat sniff your food/drink

They might try it and then become a fiend for that food/drink every time you have it for the rest of forever

They might sneeze on it

[daily-deliciousness]

No bake tiramisu tres leches cake