#I wasn’t

[becabeale143]

[terminallyworkingonit]

My husband just almost killed me by asking if I was drinking orange juice

[newtonsheffield]

Oh no. Oh no no no no no

[pixiesnooze]

i knew shit was going to go down in the pizza delivery man and the golden palace when everything ended on a pretty good note in season one and was i wrong

[jamiessecretoh]

Just had to watch my gay son dance with a girl

(my son is Will Byers)

[mouthlessmaiden]

an ad for an ulcerative colitis medication was playing on one of the tvs at the sports bar my family was having dinner at and this guy shows up in the ad for maybe one whole second and he looked so much like qhorin that i left the table to go find the ad on youtube to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating

[waytoobsessed]

OKMSIDKJR HH

[fleshblight]

Dear god I didn’t bring my vape OR my Nintendo to work today I wanna die

[raindropsandseahorses]

Can there be one single goddamn episode of this show that does not completely emotionally devastate me?

[theartofeverything]

Seriously 😭 I remember as an autistic kid trying to learn social skills from tv shows and feeling like I was stupid and stood no chance because I couldn’t think of witty things to say for every single situation.

we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[raychleadele]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[aliendeity]

the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.

[oscillatingdichotomy]

I asked my parents if they would get divorced for my fifteenth birthday

They thought I was joking

Are your parents divorced?

[mioakem]

the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful

[riverside-lavender]

found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.