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Love proving my dad wrong
#I’ve been really working on my vocal fry#using my false chords so I don’t fuck up my true vocal folds#(music nerd stuff ignore it)#and my dad told me I was going too hard#i wasn’t#he just didn’t think I could do fry yet#I can#and he learned it when I explained to him how I did it#so that was fun#and fed my ego a bit but still
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My husband just almost killed me by asking if I was drinking orange juice
#I wasn’t#it was chocolate milk#I was so baffled that I inhaled my drink#I was drowning#I gagged#wheezing#it burned#coughed it onto the floor#he thought I was joking#until he saw the milk on the floor#so stupid#the whole time#terminallyworkingonit#orange juice#chocolate milk
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Oh no. Oh no no no no no
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i knew shit was going to go down in the pizza delivery man and the golden palace when everything ended on a pretty good note in season one and was i wrong
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Just had to watch my gay son dance with a girl
(my son is Will Byers)
#rewatching season 2#i wasn’t#happy#my poor boy#My god#stranger things#will byers#miwi#? Kinda#byler
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an ad for an ulcerative colitis medication was playing on one of the tvs at the sports bar my family was having dinner at and this guy shows up in the ad for maybe one whole second and he looked so much like qhorin that i left the table to go find the ad on youtube to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating
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OKMSIDKJR HH
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Dear god I didn’t bring my vape OR my Nintendo to work today I wanna die
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Can there be one single goddamn episode of this show that does not completely emotionally devastate me?
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Seriously 😭 I remember as an autistic kid trying to learn social skills from tv shows and feeling like I was stupid and stood no chance because I couldn’t think of witty things to say for every single situation.
we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"
#having a stutter also made it ten times worse#cuz I wanted so badly to be like the characters I thought were really cool in the tv shows I spent all my free time watching#but in comparison I always sounded really stupid and nervous#I wasn’t#I was a smart kid who knew I had important things to say#I just wasn’t very quick and eloquent at figuring out how to say them#but the only times I saw characters that sounded like me#they were pathetic and the butt of all the jokes#we need more badass characters with speech impediments#and not just the ‘strong and silent type’#cuz that just tells kids they better never say anything at all if they want to be taken seriously#(I tried that and just ended up lonely)#we need characters that are confident and powerful and have their own sense of humor that doesn’t rely on one liners#who regularly stutter#or take a while to find the right words#or constantly say stupid shit and then realize that was not what they meant to say#and can we please stop villafying filler words?#like um#like#sorta#you know#there’s this steryotype around them that people who say them are stupid valley girls#but you know what#like some uf us need those words#to um fill in the little gaps when we’re trying to find the right words#you know?
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you! tumblr user!
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.
#humanity#ok to reblog#chronically ill#chronic illness#forgot to add that i do physical therapy twice a week#it wasn’t just the curry that did that :))#☄️
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the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful
#MY COVEN 😭😭😭#agatha’s makes me feel things that i can’t describe#didn’t include billy’s cause his wasn’t a direct parallel to his card like the others were#agatha all along#lilia calderu#patti lupone#alice wu gulliver#ali ahn#jennifer kale#sasheer zamata#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#rio vidal#aubrey plaza#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#agatha all along spoilers#aaa spoilers
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I asked my parents if they would get divorced for my fifteenth birthday
They thought I was joking
Are your parents divorced?
#I wasn’t#even when my dad was diagnosed with terminal cancer they stayed together#but my dad left my mom no money
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