#it’s on brand for Mike 💀

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell

[kidovna]

reality

[silverusso]

I don't like how CK handled Mike Barnes. I've seen the first part of s6 CK kinda disappointed, I know it's not finished but that's how I feel 😔

Because they did fuck all with him. They couldn't even give us a throw away line about his marriage status. Mike does seem to be wearing a ring, so I guess we're just meant to infer that they're still together. They also didn't address the issue of the stolen rembrandt which is kind of a huge deal actually, because that thing is worth millions. But I guess since he was in a workshop, we're again just meant to infer that he someway somehow was able to rebuild his furniture store.

Then he regressed for no reason. The bullshit 'reason' we're given is that ever since getting back into karate he's been "itching for a fight" but all that means is that his sudden attitude problem was a plot device to manufacture forced beef between him and Johnny, who if anything should have the complete opposite of a beef, considering Mike literally saved Johnny's life last season. And furthermore, it was used to justify Johnny's win over him. Because Johnny's Miyagi-do now and The Good Sensei just looking out for his student and Mike is the big meanie who makes fun of Miyagi-do and specifically kata! You know, the thing Daniel used to beat him in kk3. Say sike right the fuck now because that's Johnny's brand of nonsense, not Mike's. Interesting how Johnny can call everyone pussies and there's no consequences but Mike has to be humbled for calling Johnny a creampuff.🤔

And to make it worse: Mike was just trying to do the goddamn job he was called there to do. Despite Devon's annoying whining, Mike did not intentionally set out to ignore or disregard her. It was quite literally Johnny's fault by getting in Mike's face and distracting him right at the worst moment lmao. What Mike says to Johnny later about her being bottom of his list is because now Johnny is even showing up after hours to interrupt his work over this random child. Just doing the absolute most for every other kid he comes into contact with except his own.💀

Getting kicked through his own merchandise, however, seems to work as a magical cure-all for Mike's woes. By the end of the episode he's all fine! We don't need to see him again! Because trust me, I really don't think we'll be seeing him again. I suspect he's not going to be in the next part and it'll be a small miracle if he makes even a cameo appearance in the last part of the season.

[send-me-a-puffalope]

hiiii there do u think vanessa will become vanny eventually if the movies follow the og timeline of the games? love ur blog btw!

I wanna believe that they’re not gonna bring in Vanessa, a modern FNAF character, into the OG FNAF movie if they weren’t planning on using her for Vanny right?? Like I feel like that’s the most iconic part of her character (also cause there’s like. no other part of her character 🧍me and Steel Wool have beef)

I don’t think the FNAF movies will be following the OG timeline of the games solely because well. *gestures to Vanessa being in the FNAF 1 movie*. I wouldn’t know how they would do the Pizzaplex in 2035 with the current Vanessa 💀💀💀 also just like. I feel like it would be repetitive as a character arc to have Vanessa fall under a Glitchtrap virus or just her father’s control again as Vanny. Not after she kind of went through that whole arc already in FNAF 1.

In my head, I can see them doing Vanny as a sort of ‘Vanessa reclaiming the rabbit persona’ as her own (kind of like the Vanny ending of HW2…. depending on how you interpret that ending) and using it in a revenge fueled hunt to rid everything the Afton name has stained (the victims in the animatronics and pizzerias and the Fazbear brand as a whole)

My biggest fear is that they’re just gonna use Vanessa as an exposition machine to introduce Mike and Abby to the next pizzeria location and have her do jackshit. Or fridge her. I want an exploration of her trauma and the Vanessa William dynamic!!! I need to see how fucked up the situation is in 4k on a cinemark XD screen!!!!!!

(also HWAUGHHH WAHGHHHH GHHHHHGGGHGR TY!!! i got cursed with FNAF autism instead of being good at math and science autism)

[starleska]

saw the bubble bass post and. if it comforts in any way i’ve been hyperfixating HARD on mr humberfloop from the cat in the hat 2003 movie so i understand your pain

'saw the bubble bass post' sent such a cold chill down my spine i think i may have a stroke. thank you 😂💖 oh my god MR HUMBERFLOOB!!!!!!!

no no darling you are so right for this, he's kinda...🥴💖 who doesn't love an ultra-fancy hypochondriac? besides, that man is ensuring he ain't getting COVID - he was just ahead of the curve 💀 firing back with the mortifying ordeal of knowing that at any moment, i could well develop a fixation on the actual Cat in the Hat as portrayed by Mike Myers. if Austin Powers got me, so could he. and my friends remind me of this relentlessly. is there a specific brand of brain bleach i can buy to prevent this from happening-

[jopper-lovechild]

things that exist in my stranger things self-insert universe because my mind is an expansive universe:

- dustin goes to harvard for 2 years until one of his science professors challenges him that there’s no way otherworldly planes exist so dustin starts talking about the upside down and even brings evidence of the upside down and the literal CIA has to show up at his dorm room and force him to leave the college with a boatload of hush money (he drives back to hawkins in a brand new porsche and claudia loses her mind)

- eddie is borderline asexual simply because he does not give a FUCK. like he has sex with his partner if they want but it doesn’t consume him because there’s much more important things to focus on like hyper-analyzing every single metallica song that was ever created

- max is a raging bisexual and has an amicable breakup with lucas sometime in high school. they remain best friends <3

- lucas actually becomes a single dad! he went to ucla to play basketball and knocked up a girl his senior year by accident but she wanted nothing to do with the baby and dumped her onto lucas

- mike and el stay together because they’re trauma-bonded but also because they love each other. will goes to an art school in Indianapolis and moves to europe after graduation, never to be seen again (because i don’t want to think about noah schnapp ever again)

- we came up with this before the screenplay but dustin’s dad is from hawkins and his mom is from new jersey. they met because his dad went to college out there and they both ended up moving back to hawkins after his dad graduated. but then his dad was drafted into the vietnam war and died a month before nixon signed the paris peace treaty which is why claudia is a single-mom

- most of the parents grew up in hawkins together and the real reason ted wheeler is so annoyed at mike’s friends is because he hated their parents growing up and all they do is remind ted of his childhood 💀

- i’ve been dabbling with lucas x dustin and chrissy x robin, not sure yet

- two of our sonas are dating eddie and steve so we made them each have a daughter in the future so we can steddie-ify them lol

[lexiloos-currentobsession]

Screaming into the void about my season 3 favs

Mabel

-SAY NOTHING, YOU UNDERSTAND? GET A LAWYER!

Witness

-I geeked out over the camera pan out from Mike on his stakeout to the Los Pollos Hermanos sign

-Also screamed at the TV watching out of focus Gus casually sweeping in the background while Jimmy is in the restaurant

-Hey who’s got your back? ME that’s who

-There’s a moment Jimmy and Kim lock eyes across their office and smile, they are truly happy and all is right in their world

-Kim asks Jimmy for a dollar so that she’s officially his lawyer. This man really gets all his best ideas from her.

-Fun foreshadow/call back: the art in Jimmy’s office is lady liberty

-Howard’s little hop to look over the fence💀

-Jimmy threatens to burn Chuck’s house to the ground… yikes

Sunk Cost

-Jimmy had red string wrapped around Marco’s ring bc it’s too big for his finger. BCS writers really think of everything and then make it symbolic.

-Bill Oakley replying “you moron” when Jimmy says he’ll be representing himself cracked me up

Sabrosito

-Be honest, on first watch did it click for y’all that Gus wanted Hector to demand Gus transport all the product??? That one took me a sec

Chicanery

-Chuck’s 512 - 521 address mix up explanation to Rebecca in the flashback almost makes it seem like Chuck inadvertently gave Jimmy the idea to do the 1216 - 1261 swap all those years later

-We get to hear “I DID IT FOR KIM” again AND we get to watch Kim hear it!!!

-HUEL REVEAL 😤

-The absolute betrayal of Jimmy telling Rebecca about Chuck’s condition after we see him go to such lengths to keep it from her in the flashback… not saying Chuck didn’t deserve it but damn. Feel like this gets overlooked compared to the rest of the episode

Off Brand

-Where are your notes let’s spread em out roll around on them and see what happens

-I thought you were president of the drama club or something? …i’m treasurer

-We get our first commercial starring Saul! (Saul Goodman productions)

-Saul Goodman, that guy has a lot of energy

Expenses

-Jimmy’s emotional breakdown act in the insurance office really had me for a sec. Spoilers but very same vibe as his breakdown to the mall security guy in season 6

Slip

-In the opener flashback Jimmy retrieves the band aid tin from the ceiling in his parents old store that we later see Gene still has!

-Mike searching for the body of the Good Samaritan gutted me

-This condition to me is as real as that chair, it’s as real as this house, it’s as real as you, but what if it’s not? What if it’s all in my head? And if that’s true, if it’s not real, then what have I done?

-We see Slippin Jimmy in action and it’s as wonderful as I imagined

-Who would have thought Nacho practicing close up magic would be such a vibey scene? The YouTube comments on the track validate me.

-Jimmy strumming smoke on the water, that man is up to no good

-Buddy this is the land of the free and the home of the law suit

Fall

-Howard is SUCH a dick to Jimmy in the parking garage HOLY SHIT

-What Jimmy does to Irene is unspeakable so we’re not speaking on it

-Kim’s car accident sacres the fuck out of me every time

Lantern

-Chuck really looks Jimmy in the face and tells him he’s going to hurt everyone around him because he can’t help it and to stop apologizing and accept and embrace it 😦

-Jimmy makes things right for mrs Landry to his own detriment

[sadesluvr]

FNAF Movie officially announced for Oct.22 🎉 Predictions?

OP edited date to 27th! (Not that it matters :)

I fell asleep with my phone on, so this was the first thing I saw when I woke up so I was a bit like the Mr Krabs meme💀💀

Also, I haven’t seen every single leak or piece of information (I mentioned a while back that I get overstimulated) so these could very well be wrong!

1. My biggest one (walk with me on this!!) is that Vanessa and Michael are going to be related somehow. NOW, HEAR ME OUT!!

The first thing I noticed was that Mike, Abby and ‘Mike’s Mom’ all have dark hair, whereas William is *supposedly* either greying, or has light coloured hair (is it blonde??) Yes, genetics work like that, but I remember seeing one kid that had to dye his hair blonde (he seemed to be part of the missing kids). From what I saw of the photo, all of the kids had their canon appearance (Gabriel is being played by a black kid, a red head kid for Fritz etc)…

This could’ve just been changed based off of auditions (again, don’t take this seriously😭 [not OP but certain fans]) but the only blonde missing kid was Susie. IDK if they’ve casted a CC, but it could very well be that CC in the is blonde (Also note, Elizabeth was the only blonde kid in the family in the games👀) like his father (✨recessive genes✨). KEEP THAT IN MIND!!

Mike and Vanessa being the same age is strange, considering if this film had followed game canon, it’d be impossible for them to be the same age (Michael was likely born in late 60’s/Early 70’s, and Vanessa is like late 20’s/early 30’s in Security Breach). Considering William is an awful person, it’s not too unlikely that he could’ve cheated on his wife around the time Michael was born. Again, going back to the blonde hair, and the speculation of the ‘A’ in her name… (I hope I don’t sound like MatPat or something💀) (EDIT HALFWAY THROUGH ME TYPING: ‘Unnamed Female Villain’ is also blonde, and an older woman👀) /I’m just saying, IDK who she is so her role should be interesting considering there’s not many villains?!/

2. Moving on… I don’t think Abby is going to die in this. I remember seeing that there’s a three movie deal with Universal, and so the obvious choice is to drag it out 💰💸 (Scott Cawthorn is LAUGHING) but also, it seems like there’s far too much ground to cover.

3. Maybe there’s a reason for an ‘Abby Schmidt’ rather than ‘Elizabeth Afton’ (her only documented name), and I think that it’s just because they changed their name after everything went down. I think the Schmidt’s are going to have close contact with their mother, whilst she and William are estranged. Also, Mike is likely Abby’s sole provider.

4. We are going to be confused about something else in the timeline. No doubt. Questions may be answered but ATP it’s FNAF’s brand to confuse us and leave us hanging💀

5. Hank is Henry, no doubt!

6. I don’t think William is being spring-locked just yet.

7. Vanessa and Mike are going to meet at the mall as security guards, and they’re going to become close. (I’ve said this before)The betrayal (if you can call it that) will be when she’s pulled to the dark side after learning about what happened! I think therapy is going to be significant too, since they cast a DR. I think she’ll be more a part of Vanessa’s storyline (uncovering her past) than Michael’s (but she may convince him to go/get used to the idea)

8. Charlie/CC won’t get that much screen time. I think the focus will be on the MCI and everything after.

9. Mike will be a grey character/antihero and will do something veryy questionable💀(and I’ll love him regardless😌)

10. I don’t have one rn (I’m sure it’ll come to me) so I’m just going to make the numbers whole :)

EDIT: Here’s how I think the roll out will go: Teaser trailer in end of May/early June ➡️ Official trailer in the summer ➡️ Stills and PR strategy from then ➡️ Reviews and premiers in early October and then release :)

(PUT ME ON THE AD TEAM I HAVE IDEAS!! LET ME COOK!)

This is not a prediction, but just a statement (?) I get why it’s set in another timeline - its going to go global and if it’s very niche and low-key (only understood by fans), it’s not going to make sense to regular moviegoers! On the plus side, we’ll now have book, game and film canon to choose from when writing😳

To any non followers: DO NOT take me seriously. I am simply not going to argue over a post made before 10AM 🙏

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[saintheavenn]

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[nances]

actually, just thought of something. it may be a reach, perhaps it just sounds silly. but i wanted to spell this one out. You know how the general audience thinks Will is going to confess to Mike, be let down, and then they’ll introduce a new character that’s going to be his boyfriend. Well, I actually think this is the arc they’re giving Robin. First of all, we’re dealing with an overwhelming number of characters already, so I don’t think introducing brand new ones is a good idea. However, Vicky is a character they’ve already introduced. So I feel like it might go like this; Robin might come out to Nancy (since there already was a scene where she was close to finding out the truth) might express some interest? But it’s made clear that Nancy wants to go back to whomever she’s into now (Jonathan?Steve? i honestly dgaf 💀) But Nancy also makes it clear that she’s okay with the revelation, it’s just that they remain friends. And this is supposedly a big character moment for Robin and she finally gets over her fear and starts being herself around Vicky. And then they’re probably together by season 5.

And so, repeating this same pattern with Will, tossing years of buildup and anticipation out the window would render the narrative simply bad. So I don’t know if there’s actually some red herring shit like this going on, but I feel like if they’re actually heading in byler’s direction, then this might just be the most natural course of action

[saintheavenn]

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