#he shouldve been the main character.

[strangerhands]

L👀K AT OUR BOY!

YESSSS FAVOURITE BLORBO WITH A ~MAYBE~ 10 PERSON FAN GROUP... but he is so special to me. he plagues my every thot. babygirl. i love him so much...<3

[ineffably-flynn]

"why can't he be mine" i say looking at a character with 8 minutes of screentime

[artsycooky13]

top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show (bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)

[redr0sewrites]

i would talk about harry potter on here but no one agrees with my headcanons i fear

[i-post-random-layton-screenshots]

i miss nils

Me too katie......me too.......

[transexuality]

scott pilgrim takes off was good but i have my issues with it... from eps 1-5 i loved it & its perfect

[ford-ye-fiji]

You know, ngl, Niles kinda carries the entire show

[merlinmerlot]

I could play one of the most beautiful well crafted video games on the planet and it will never be as appealing to me as one that kind of sucks shit but has soooo much potential

[soggypotatoes]

i thought house of the dragon would be hot garbage since i did not enjoy game of thrones but im nearly done watching the first season w housemate and i am Completely obsessed with it it's SO GOOD

it's so refreshing to watch something so well written (with NO SEXUAL VIOLENCE) with the dark fantasy tones of got

[jabberwockprince]

the only thing that's keeping me from unleashing all 90 nonsensical thought trains in my brain about re1999 lore is the fact that im ruled by this very strict mindset of "if youre gonna do something, do it properly/thoroughly/organized or don't do it at all" which means i get to filter all this nonsense for my writing blog so its neat and cohesive

but it also means that until those posts are finished, im just gonna be seething and violently vibrating bc the information is just in my brain waiting to be released into the wild

[sunsetconcert]

every time somebody goes "oh man teal mask and indigo disk are so great" i want to fly to japan and then strangle whoever came up with the dlc because *i fucking hate kitakami and i hate blueberry academy*

couldve done ANYTHING in paldea couldve had any amount of fun involving the paldean empire or the lore behind the treasures or even a legendary based on spanish mythology but instead we rehashed momotarou and got the worst batch of mythical/legendary pokemon in the history of the franchise

pokejapan has like literally *half the franchise* to itself cant we let these other regions have sort of room to breath in? kitakami is so boring and even if it WASNT the most generic location ive seen in my life, the whole place revolves around the ogerpon legend like a terrible jrpg town rather than a normal location that happens to have folklore about ogerpon. theres no buildup to the festival, its so desperate to shove this new legendary/mythical at your face that it barely builds up the kieran friendship before making the entire dlc revolve around him.

and blueberry academy is like... despair. i hate its stupid blue futuristic aesthetic and i hate that its out at sea instead of at an actual location where you can see how unovan culture actually interacts with their academy. i hate how the entire endgame of scarlet/violet revolves around this ugly fucking clubroom. why is the postgame just inviting random npcs to the clubroom and repeatedly throwing yourself at the bb league? why couldnt there be more stuff to do in paldea?

god forbid we actually STAY in paldea for more than ten seconds

like hell even if we HAVE to have this godawful dlc mess maybe jacq could be like "oh yeah some new pokemon have shown up here in paldea maybe come back for a while and check them out" and you go find like a paldean aipom or a paldean mienshao maybe you go down to area zero and its like "yeah time machines dont turn off in a linear fashion" so now youve got a bunch of new paradox pokemon running around (real talk my best idea is paradox muk and its a ghost/ground type because its a tar pit).

or maybe like we could put literally ANY REASON to go out to socarrat trail that isnt getting the treasure of ruin like maybe gimmighoul are more frequent over there and its a postgame way to more easily get a gholdengo or maybe theres like a whole bunch of treasure hunters over there who do gauntlet fights where youve just gotta fight five dudes in a row without healing

i wouldve preferred literally anything except what we got

[memorys-skyscraper]

man im watching clips of y8 with the eng dub and its uh. i mean, kasuga and chitose sound alright? robbie daymond makes a decent zhao too (and can sing, damn), but the rest...............

[stonerzelda]

They shouldve made jerma a romanceable npc

[cruelsister-moved2]

i really feel like ken liu was just like oh so really bad things happen to women, especially marginalised women and sex workers, under imperialism and colonialism. so i should just like show horrible things happening to women all the time and women being pushed into sex work because of imperialism. aaaand my work here is done #realism #gender

[vulcanhello]

[lanadelreyscokewhor3]

LIKE A LOVE SONG- JOSH WASHINGTON

pairing: best friend!josh x fem!reader

word count- noo idea yet... writing this rn

summary: you and josh have been best friends for years, and the crush youve had on him hasnt subsided. things are all fine and dandy, until one night, the cat is pulled out of the bag...

warnings: implied SMUT, hella dirty talk, voygerism, dry humping, josh being a huge tease, pet names, some mocking, reader and josh are intoxicated, biting, etc etc

notes: hey so i need this man sexually! thats it thats all, im gonna open my account up to write for more fandoms and hop around:) just testing out the waters with this one

"josh we are sooo gonna get caught.." you slurred, hiccuping with a giggle as he tugged your arm, pulling you down the empty hallway, leaving your scattered friendgroup behind in the abyss.

a glint was in his eye as he looked back at you, full of mischief and hunger, and you couldn't help but bat your eyelashes at him. he was so dreamy it was making you swoon.

you had always thought he was beautiful- like a dream come alive. ever since he had accidently bumped into you during freshman year of college, you had be under his trance.

"shit, shit i'm so sorry, i shouldve watched where i was going. are you okay?" he had asked as he quickly bent down to help you gather your spilled papers. it was straight out of a chick flick, and you had finally felt like the main character instead of the extra.

he made you feel so special, always making flirty comments (though he did that with everyone), and giving you looks that had your head spinning.

tonight was no different.

the booze in your system made you extra giddy, and you felt his grip tighten as the two of you neared an empty bedroom down the hall.

not a doubt had passed through your mind when josh asked if you wanted to escape from the group for a while- clearly a bit intoxicated, but still stable enough to make a coherent decision. not in a million years would you pass up a chance to be alone with him.

"isn't that what makes it so much more fun?" he cooed, tugging you into the empty room, slamming the door behind you with a whoosh. without a second to gather your breath he had pinned you back against the door, hand darting out to turn the lock.

"do you actually-" you hiccuped nervously. "-wanna do something with me? do you wanna have sex?" you giggled, your bluntness making him laugh.

"yes, i wanna have sex with you. i have for years. is that okay?"

your eyes widened. did this man just say for years?

"oh."

he bit his lip, eyes roaming down your body, stopping to admire every trance from under your fitted clothes. "you gonna let me fuck you? or are you too scared chris is gonna wanna join in?"

"oh shut up."

he smirked, breath hot and heavy on your skin as he placed a soft kiss on your collarbone, nipping it with his teeth enough to make you hiss in shock.

"he does, cause you're so sexy. like a porn star. you have such a tight bod. wonder if your pussy is just as tight."

his dirty talk had your face heating, brain turning to mush as you moaned, leaning into his touch.

"you know how much i've wrapped my hands around my cock wishinng it was you? too many times." you squealed as he bit down on your neck, hard, hard enough to make a mark for anyone with a set of eyes to see, but you didnt care.

"j-josh fuck i-"

"whats up baby? need some cock to make you think straight? you've been giving me those pretty googly eyes all night, thinking i haven't noticed. so naive." he cooed as you ran your fingers through his hair, back arching into his touch as his large hands traveled down to your thighs before swooping you up so you clung wrapped around his torso.

"you're so fuckin hot. makes me so hard just thinking of you."

you rutted against him, sighing at the friction it caused, sending shocks down your spine stright to your core. his lips found yours, teeth and tounge clashing, nothing nice about the kiss. it was rough and hard and full of need.

"fuckin pathetic, humping me like some bitch in heat." he growled, his mocking turning you on even more. you reached down, struggling to tug at his belt, needing it off.

the less layers between you two- the better.

you gasped as your wooden support was removed, as he took you over and tossed you down on the bed with ease- as if you were a doll. you barely had a second to look at him before he was on top of you, smirk coy as he rutted his denim clothed cock on your cunt, already soaked through your shorts and tights.

he was toying with you.

"im gonna fuck you so hard you're not gonna be able to walk for days." he murmred, lifting your hips up as he tugged at your bottoms, nearly ripping them in half.

"then how are you gonna explain to the group why you're limping around like some fawn hm? cause joshey fucked you so good and so deep and your tight little cunt couldnt take it."