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more commercials should do that weirdly consistent tokusatsu trend where the world has been turned to stone, and then the Holy Saviour shows up and everyone is freed from their stony prison

but like instead of it being a Kamen Rider or a Super Sentai, it should be like

a commercial for laundry liquid

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mech unit that specializes in sniping, drone warfare, ambushing and numbers to create the most anticlimactic and annoying mech warfare experience any pilot this century has seen.

50 mech units camouflaging to jump one target but instead of the one pilot having a heroic moment they just get absolutely wiped off the map before they even realize they were under attack.

“don’t worry guys, this hound of our’s will tear through the grand duchy’s forces like- where the hell did they go”

meanwhile off work all 50 of these guys just go back their their communal ship like “good job guys, another paycheck well earned” after essentially drone striking another protagonist

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link to pic 1 // link to pic 2

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i never finished ace attorney 3

i would but that would mean i would be required to play an ace attorney game again and honestly fuck that shit

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more cartoon zelda doodles

fascinated by the idea of link sleeping in a room the triforce is physically inhabiting and glowing and sometimes talking

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Last minute thing hehe

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hades 1 and hades 2 both have plot irrelevant bosses who contribute nothing to the overarching story but the reactions both zagreus and melinoe have to their respective foes is fucking hilarious

Zagreus: "Ah, top of the morning to you, Lernie. It's been a while. Shall we get on with it, or will we have a quick chat? No? Okay. Are you going to use your magma heads today, or are you going to summon some friends so we can make it a real get-together? Of course, I don't mind. Dress up however you like, we rarely get to have these chats."

Melinoe: "FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MUSIC RAISE THOSE HANDS I'M HERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS"

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I had to draw it 😭

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one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that

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The Green Knight by Julek Heller

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Something that I read has been haunting me for a while. It pointed out that swords are effectively useless against an opponent with heavy armour and/or chainmaille, if you want to kill a knight you need something like a spiked hammer or a mace.

And that makes knights who primarily wields swords, peasant killers.

And now when I come across “brave” knights in movies or fiction brandishing swords, that is all I can think off.

It is kind of weird how heavy weapons have the reputation of being brutish and unsophisticated. When it’s actually the other way around.

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the funniest thing about the edgeworth games is that you find out behind his usual Smug facade edgeworth is just as much of a mess as phoenix is

which leads to the entirely amusing thought of "How Fucking Terrifying Is Phoenix From The Outside Perspective?" like from the outside he just sort of Looks at his opponent, turns his gaze to a bloody shoe, and then somehow divines the exact time and date that the crime took place. you cant hide SHIT from him. you can tie up the courts as much as you like but if he gets his hands on a business card from the local chinese takeout place youre doomed on arrival. rumours circulate that hes psychic because not even forged evidence can explain some of the shit he just magically knows. a number of criminals can attest to the fact that you can run him over with a car and he'll walk it off like it was a polite tap on the shoulder. What The Fuck Is Up With This Guy.

maya meets a client one time who goes "Phoenix Wright...? You mean the legendary Ace Attorney?" and maya has to make damn sure she doesnt laugh in their face because the idea of phoenix being an "ace attorney" is fucking hysterical to anyone who has interacted with him for more than 10 minutes

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melinoe is the sort of character who, were hades a cartoon dubbed by 4kids back in the 2000s, would speak exclusively in overly flowery shakesperean english

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Added the back view to the Paladin of the Ancients armor set!

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A Knight and His Lady by Andy Thomas

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the great thing about medieval literature is that it returns us to a time when men were men and women were women, *insert gritty realism gif here*, featuring such important and eternal gendered characteristics such as

(M) Why Would I Learn To Think Critically When I Could Find a Random Damsel In The Woods To Tell Me What To Do

(F) Demands To Be Brought The Heads Of Her Enemies

(M, to F) Be Mean To Me, No, Meaner Than That

(F) Meticulous Maintenance Of Social Connections And Alliances Via Writing Letters

(M) Crying

(M) More Crying

(M) Even More Crying, While Being Held Tenderly By Brother In Arms

(F) Necromancy

(M) Meticulous Maintenance Of Social Connections And Alliances Via Mistaking Friend’s Identity, Attacking Him, Then Kissing And Making Up

(F) Expert Medical Practitioner

(M) Self-Care By Episodes Of Madness In The Woods

(F) Owner Of Haunted Castle

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"Peeps will never starve in my eternal empire."

Villain!Amy or smth idk