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Where his stupid lil goatee go? :( I wamt him back
enjoy, anon
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Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3
#disability#sometimes lying is just. funny. SORRY.#look like... whether you lie about why you're disabled you're still disabled and it shouldn't have to factor into how you're treated...#...if it isn't relevant to your care needs or care plan.#like. if you lost your arm does it matter if you say you lost it in the wash like a sock or tell your actual story...#...like either way you still /do not have an arm/. that doesn't change if you lie or not#anyway. huge defense for a post that probably didn't need said defense#sometimes you just feel like lying in such a grandiose way that people don't know if they SHOULDN'T believe you#i think my lie will be that a powerful necromancer preformed Emergency Bone Shaving on one leg only...#...and he used the bone shavings to raise a skeleton army that looks like My skeleton but only on the legs
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✦ Ektor ✦ Miloš ✦ Huf ✦
#ektor has been such an incredible muse for me so far this year#i've been wanting to have my bigger pieces to look rougher & i think this is the closest i got to the idea so far! i'm very happy with it!#ektor#oc#original character#oc art#centaur#dnd#dnd oc#comic#just realized i forgot his little chin hairs but like#he can shave sometimes if he wants to#even tho his entire face is covered with fur actually#im gonna stop questioning this before it gets to me#we love inconsistency here
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ah, it's Sanji again.
#drawing his hair a little longer+wavier going Ouuuh he pisses me offf grrr sanji#i cant decide if i want to shave his little mustache or not though. maybe sometimes. but not always.#generic art tag#one piece#sanji black leg#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece fanart#and i just started whole cake so im sure i wont be thinking about sanji very much Haha. <- clueless
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i always think jade in his formal pajama is so cute ♡
he insists to exchange
#sleepover TJ always reminds me of that fanarts where jade got hungry in the middle of night & he found muffins set aside#by trey in case something like that happened but then Jade got hungry again & they ended up waking up together & ate late night cup noodle#twisted wonderland#twst#treyjade#trey clover#jade leech#love that about them#fanart#i always love sleepover fanarts of them#with them sometimes fresh out of bath from the bathroom attached to the bedroom#aah~~#how loveable#ah it reminds me so much now on that fanart of jade shaving trey's face bcs he is in awe bcs mermaid just has beardless smooth skin#he learns so much from trey#i love them#i too always love jade who squishes the clover pillow in his arms#them sleepover is always so cuteee~~ aaa
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just some stuff i wanted to get out of my system
emmet collecting all kinds of small pokemon and not just joltiks because i'm very smart and cool and have only verrrrry good ideas
warden ingo's ghastly appearance scares the locals on accident. you'd think he would be used to it by now, but...
two very unrefined sketches of an old idea i've had since pla's release where pla is just a movie in the pokemon universe. i haven't been able to write down all my thoughts about it but it is very cosmic-big-brain-thinky
#submas#pkmn#fanart#scrap crap#“did ingo shave his head for the role or is he just old?” yes.#emmet refuses to do hatless scenes... so maybe...#also ingo did make peace with that kid by giving her candy but... a darkrai? is he really that scary? he thinks about it sometimes. poor gu
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hey long time no art !!! i'll be back with more hinatas soon bc i've been rewatching haikyuu . these are just the ones i have for now hihi
#haikyuu#hq!!#hinata shoyo#haikyuu fanart#hq timeskip#brazil hinata#kenma i hope u can fight#FACIAL HAIRRRR#he's 28 and forgot to shave sometimes#lynvole art
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Donnie: *whispering as he sprays whip cream onto a sleeping Raph’s hand* we really shouldn’t be doing this.
Mikey: *whispering while holding a feather in his hand* No guts, no glory.
Donnie: *still whispering* are you afraid of anything?
Mikey: *whispering as he tickles Raph’s snout with the feather* yeah. Dying alone. That’s why you’re here.
#idk it was funnier in my head#Mikey sometimes ropes his other brothers into his pranks#partly so he has someone to sacrifice if he needs to make a quick get away#the old shaving-cream-in-the-face-prank#tmnt#tmnt 2012#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2003#cartoons#2012 mikey#2003 mikey#2003 donnie#2012 donnie#honestly I think I could see either one being roped into Mikey’s pranks#but 2012 is more likely#2012 raph#2003 raph#michelangelo#donatello#raphael#original: Peter rabbit the movie
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--- Touched my pen for the first time in months to jot down some first drafts for the radiant emperor
#just finished the first book !#the radiant emperor#;; blue talks#ouyang is such a k-drama face is2g#i should really be using references#also i have this weird memory of the book describing zhu's face as that of a mantis??? so thats why she..... looks like that#yesi DID forget Esen's beard but..... yknow... sometimes he shaves im sure
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I feel like some people putting Phineas MidstPodcast into the "nervous golden retriever from the shelter" box did significant damage to the way he's seen and thought of and talked about in portions of the fandom.
#not using his last name to stay out of the search lmfao#I was just thinking again about like his journal entry and truly it sometimes feels like...#like some people don't really see him as having done HORRIFIC things bc there's this investment in him being like#yes he's socially anxious and uncertain and is said to have a gentle soul but... dropping him into the Goldie archetype shaves down a LOT#like Phineas isn't actually some Golden Retriever Shelter Dog situation and it always feels it just sidesteps the more tangled parts of him#I won't go on about it like it's I am not really that into like the constant invoking of it for Phineas bc I often find it just yadda yadda#tbh I also feel like even further other people don't treat him as intelligent but that's a whole other thing#Midst things
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this is here i rp if you guys were wondering.
#ugh... the hair clark agenda is rela. chest. forearms..beard ( but he shaves the beard#idk why ppl think hes hairless. it takes a laser and a piece of kryptonian metal to shave#he is not doing a full body down!#anyway this is him writing his third book i believe. look at all the paper on the ground! his robot bringing him more#hes like only i can be inspire din my fortress of solitude i cant write in the city its too noisey#i do love the idea of clark being someone who loves ppl and his city but even HE needs a place to fall back to to be alien BY HIMSELF#sometimes..he needs a break. we all need one. home away from home.#i also love his hobbies! whichi been gathering to write a meta on#because there is more to him . he doesn get up to just be superman! he has interest and has fun by himself too.#he is a fictional writer when he snot doing reporter stuff in case youw ere wondering#he makes fictional stories based on his experiences in life. in this book (hes writing it ) he made a self insert of himself who was..coole#like clar.k k.ent if he was cool. like james bond. HE LOOKED LIKE CLARK but instead of dorky glasses it was cool aviators and he was a bada#dont you think its silly he made a self insert. clarks adorable. imagine if ur muse reads his book like hmm this mc sounds familiar but not#familiar enough to be clark.#do yall think he is a fic writer on ao3? hes too classy for that he has a professional writign career but imagine.#anyway hi yall <3 hope to get to more new ppl w writing today im sorry if you feel ignored im TRYING SO HARD.
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dash while im trying to gently clean shit off his butt: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! you are HARMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER IS EVIL??? MOTHER DARES TOUCH MINE BOOTY WITH A WARM WET CLOTH???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!! SCRATCHING YOU AND BITING YOU AND SCRATCHING YOU
dash when i give him a churu afterward:
#text post#good god ive never had a cat who LOATHES having his ass cleaned as much as dash does.#he is FLUFFy. he has LONG HAIR. he has CAT IBS.#sometimes he has NASTY DOOKIES THAT NEED CLEANING#ive never wanted to shave his butt bc i love how fluffy he is#but i think its time
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if i’m mad into something i will be telling everyone about it. my mother knows fictional men i want and i show her them like they’re eligible bachelors or something.
#“do you think he’s cute#“no#WHAT!!!#tattoo that says my mom knows who tim sutton is because i show her edits of him sometimes#VINCENT BEHAVE.#i showed her a twin peaks edit and she said. he is too old for you#tim wright#said he needs to shave. no he doesn’t. Silence.#oh yea i showed her a#everymanhybrid#edit. said that habit was not nice#Fair..
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Truly blessed that I got to stab something on this fine holiday 😊
#it was a wooden board and some wires#my dad got to stab a lot as we were tearing down the old garage and he got to drive the excavator#apparently the old garage was built within ten years of my parents house which was built in the 1900s#so the garage was built sometime in the 1910s#like holy shit#but also it was barely standing apparently#seriously my dad opened one of the garage doors and the pillar the hinges were on just disintegrated#fully a pile of dirt and wood shavings#and we were like huh#guess it was a good thing we were tearing it down#poor excavator couldnt carry as many pieces as we wanted#cause the wood just kept disintegrating#it was a pain tbh#but it is torn down now#just gotta move it all into the dumpster now#faith talks
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