#idk it was funnier in my head
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s3rrrpentine · 3 months ago
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soap will be hearing dad jokes but like 3 times
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triangle-fucker · 1 month ago
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forgetful-nerd · 1 year ago
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Donnie: *whispering as he sprays whip cream onto a sleeping Raph’s hand* we really shouldn’t be doing this.
Mikey: *whispering while holding a feather in his hand* No guts, no glory.
Donnie: *still whispering* are you afraid of anything?
Mikey: *whispering as he tickles Raph’s snout with the feather* yeah. Dying alone. That’s why you’re here.
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handsome-kakigori · 2 months ago
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2 types of nara
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glimblshanks · 7 days ago
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Ransom *trying to flirt*: How's the most beautiful woman in the world doing today?
Mariner *totally deadpan*: I don't know Jack, how are you?
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nicointhestars · 10 months ago
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Head canon that Paul asks Percy for advice helping dyslexic students. They discuss strategies that are helpful, but the biggest thing is that now whenever Paul has a dyslexic student, he casually slips them a paper written in Ancient Greek to see if they can read it.
Non-demigod kid: Wtf is this?
Paul: Oh nothing. It works for some kids, but if it doesn’t work for you don’t worry about it.
Non-demigod kid:???
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Demigod: WOAH what is this and why can I read it?
Paul *into a walkie talkie*: We got one
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dethtism · 1 year ago
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Dethklok as "Can you buy me pads?" texts
Nathan:
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Pickles:
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Skwisgaar:
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Toki:
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Murderface:
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Charles:
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Abigail:
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Knubbler:
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Bonus Magnus:
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jamethinks · 3 months ago
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I saw this amazing comic and found it very interesting however I think a funnier ending would be Yor staring at it trying to figure out who the hell Ania. Lord comes home and is like it's just a misspelling but she's sti suspicious
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book-girl4evaaa · 5 months ago
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Jude: Screw you, Cardan
Also Jude: Screw you Cardan
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indecisive-flautist · 8 months ago
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she boop on my blog til i MAX
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hey-august · 10 months ago
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Me, during the day: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll.
Me, at night: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is writing about creampies.
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just-miru · 6 months ago
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because i cleaned it? more like because i'm in it
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deathlesun · 4 months ago
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The Boys Scooby Doo crossover where Butcher teaches Shaggy to say cunt.
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marauderswolf22 · 2 months ago
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there is this chocolate bar "roger" in polish lidl and it's VERY cheap (they taste normally i like them), and they're going to be one of the main ingredients in my bday cake. so now i can say my cake is mostly made of rogers
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iliterallydecepticanteven · 2 years ago
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just a quick fun ridiculous tiktok trend
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vaseflowerstt · 1 year ago
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Incorrect quote because I’ve been thinking about it and it might be funny 🤷‍♀️
Catra: "Alright, buddy, you’re barking up the wrong tree with this. Entrapta’s my friend, and I-"
Entrapta: "We’re friends?!"
Catra: "Yes! Now—"
Frosta: "Why is Hordak barking?"
Catra: "That’s not what that-"
Glimmer: "Hordak’s barking? Now I’ve seen everything. BOW! Grab your camera!"
Hordak: *confused* "…What?"
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