#idk it was funnier in my head

[s3rrrpentine]

soap will be hearing dad jokes but like 3 times

[triangle-fucker]

[forgetful-nerd]

Donnie: *whispering as he sprays whip cream onto a sleeping Raph’s hand* we really shouldn’t be doing this.

Mikey: *whispering while holding a feather in his hand* No guts, no glory.

Donnie: *still whispering* are you afraid of anything?

Mikey: *whispering as he tickles Raph’s snout with the feather* yeah. Dying alone. That’s why you’re here.

[handsome-kakigori]

2 types of nara

[nicointhestars]

Head canon that Paul asks Percy for advice helping dyslexic students. They discuss strategies that are helpful, but the biggest thing is that now whenever Paul has a dyslexic student, he casually slips them a paper written in Ancient Greek to see if they can read it.

Non-demigod kid: Wtf is this?

Paul: Oh nothing. It works for some kids, but if it doesn’t work for you don’t worry about it.

Non-demigod kid:???

BUT

Demigod: WOAH what is this and why can I read it?

Paul *into a walkie talkie*: We got one

[dethtism]

Dethklok as "Can you buy me pads?" texts

Nathan:

Pickles:

Skwisgaar:

Toki:

Murderface:

Charles:

Abigail:

Knubbler:

Bonus Magnus:

[jamethinks]

I saw this amazing comic and found it very interesting however I think a funnier ending would be Yor staring at it trying to figure out who the hell Ania. Lord comes home and is like it's just a misspelling but she's sti suspicious

[book-girl4evaaa]

Jude: Screw you, Cardan

Also Jude: Screw you Cardan

[indecisive-flautist]

she boop on my blog til i MAX

[hey-august]

Me, during the day: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll.

Me, at night: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is writing about creampies.

[just-miru]

because i cleaned it? more like because i'm in it

[deathlesun]

The Boys Scooby Doo crossover where Butcher teaches Shaggy to say cunt.

[marauderswolf22]

there is this chocolate bar "roger" in polish lidl and it's VERY cheap (they taste normally i like them), and they're going to be one of the main ingredients in my bday cake. so now i can say my cake is mostly made of rogers

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

just a quick fun ridiculous tiktok trend

[vaseflowerstt]

Incorrect quote because I’ve been thinking about it and it might be funny 🤷‍♀️

Catra: "Alright, buddy, you’re barking up the wrong tree with this. Entrapta’s my friend, and I-"

Entrapta: "We’re friends?!"

Catra: "Yes! Now—"

Frosta: "Why is Hordak barking?"

Catra: "That’s not what that-"

Glimmer: "Hordak’s barking? Now I’ve seen everything. BOW! Grab your camera!"

Hordak: *confused* "…What?"

[fabledshadow]

OK but they have a perfect ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ setup with the Book of Life, except instead of some random dude, it’s Aziraphale. An angel. Something something bells ringing.