#idk it was funnier in my head

[s3rrrpentine]

soap will be hearing dad jokes but like 3 times

[bearhaviour]

Happy late stsg day!! I’m so glad we’ve all collectively come to the conclusions that they’re very alive and living in Paris for now (at least until they get bored.)

[sanest-ultrakill-fan]

when everything in the insane asylum is out to get you but you're just a chill guy

[handsome-kakigori]

2 types of nara

[mrsbombshark]

Reporter: Silco, you once had the undercity in the palm of your hands, what changed?

Silco's poetic ass:

[forgetful-nerd]

Donnie: *whispering as he sprays whip cream onto a sleeping Raph’s hand* we really shouldn’t be doing this.

Mikey: *whispering while holding a feather in his hand* No guts, no glory.

Donnie: *still whispering* are you afraid of anything?

Mikey: *whispering as he tickles Raph’s snout with the feather* yeah. Dying alone. That’s why you’re here.

[glimblshanks]

Ransom *trying to flirt*: How's the most beautiful woman in the world doing today?

Mariner *totally deadpan*: I don't know Jack, how are you?

[cactusyogurt]

[nicointhestars]

Head canon that Paul asks Percy for advice helping dyslexic students. They discuss strategies that are helpful, but the biggest thing is that now whenever Paul has a dyslexic student, he casually slips them a paper written in Ancient Greek to see if they can read it.

Non-demigod kid: Wtf is this?

Paul: Oh nothing. It works for some kids, but if it doesn’t work for you don’t worry about it.

Non-demigod kid:???

BUT

Demigod: WOAH what is this and why can I read it?

Paul *into a walkie talkie*: We got one

[dethtism]

Dethklok as "Can you buy me pads?" texts

Nathan:

Pickles:

Skwisgaar:

Toki:

Murderface:

Charles:

Abigail:

Knubbler:

Bonus Magnus:

[book-girl4evaaa]

Jude: Screw you, Cardan

Also Jude: Screw you Cardan

[hey-august]

Me, during the day: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll.

Me, at night: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is writing about creampies.

[just-miru]

because i cleaned it? more like because i'm in it

[deathlesun]

The Boys Scooby Doo crossover where Butcher teaches Shaggy to say cunt.

[marauderswolf22]

there is this chocolate bar "roger" in polish lidl and it's VERY cheap (they taste normally i like them), and they're going to be one of the main ingredients in my bday cake. so now i can say my cake is mostly made of rogers

[vaseflowerstt]

Incorrect quote because I’ve been thinking about it and it might be funny 🤷‍♀️

Catra: "Alright, buddy, you’re barking up the wrong tree with this. Entrapta’s my friend, and I-"

Entrapta: "We’re friends?!"

Catra: "Yes! Now—"

Frosta: "Why is Hordak barking?"

Catra: "That’s not what that-"

Glimmer: "Hordak’s barking? Now I’ve seen everything. BOW! Grab your camera!"

Hordak: *confused* "…What?"