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Glinda during "No One Mourns the Wicked"
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How Intimidating Am I?
Send ๐น for โYou? Intimidating? Hell no.โ
Send ๐ฐ for barely intimidating
Send ๐ญ for slightly intimidating
Send ๐ฑ for moderately intimidating
Send ๐ฆ for fairly intimidating
Send ๐ฏ for very intimidating
Send ๐ป forย โMOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DONโT EAT MEโโ
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Yesss exactly, blr rules
Hello Maddie's friend :D
Hello Maddieโs moot ๐๐
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Taking these 3 things to the vet. And yep. you guessed it. Putting them down
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that iโd be 100% fine with:
children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations
children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common
childrenโs surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1โs surname, tails for parent #2โs surname
parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, sheโll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous
everyone stops having children right now
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out :3 <3
Awwwww thank you!
Idr do chain but tysmmm <333
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not my usual stuff but remember:
if/when tiktok comes back,
it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.
DO NOT FORGET THIS.
pick up the patterns, look at history.
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It's called "this book kills" and it's about a girl who writes a short murder mystery story for a school assignment and someone steals it and reenacts by murdering her classmate
Hiiiii we haven't talked in forever
How are you??
Hiiiโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ omg i almost forgot to answer this LMAOO
I'm good !! I have school off bc of the cold weather for the next 2 days so i'm in a pretty good mood rn :)
How r u??
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