#;; blue talks

[burntblueberrywaffles]

By seeing this post, you are freed from all internet curses. If you skipped over one of those threatening, "share or x will happen” post, consider all of their bad luck lifted 🫶

[the-blue-phantom]

rereading network effect and one of my favorite parts remains the hissy fit murderbot throws after ART comes back online. imagine being the humans in this situation. you almost died there's alien remnants and now your secunit is yelling at the suspiciously powerful ship youre in right now. its locked itself in the bathroom and is refusing to speak to anyone. there are dead bodies all over the ship.

[expired-blueberries]

[bluetooththereptile]

*Damian finding out his crush likes cats*

*hovers over little Alfred*

"Forgive me buddy, she's nice, she gives treats if you behave"

*snatches the cat*

*Cat screams disappearing in the distance*

[discountdyke]

its crazy that people think having multiple personality disorders makes you more dangerous or fucked up bc like, the more abuse and trauma you suffer as a child, the more symptoms of PDs you will check off bc your behavior becomes so disordered in order to survive. having more than one PD (having several PDs) is common among childhood abuse survivors. PD comorbidity is crazy high and, ultimately, PDs are a way of categorizing symptoms for diagnostics and treatment.

it has nothing to do with your character, your worth as a human being, and your ability to heal. you adapted to survive your abuse. you can adapt to survive life after it.

[bluest-of-bells]

Guys, nothing got retconed. c!Tommy was saying it wasn't a canon death because he still has his life.

Which. We already knew. cc!Tubbo spilled immediately after the finale that the white light wasn't the nukes but "the incident" aka the reset.

Does this look to you like it's cc!Tommy retconning shit? They're clearly talking in-character about their lives.

[alienthegreenalien]

kitty cat love. kitty cat kiss. kitty cat purr. kitty cat bliss.

[blackbirdsinatrenchcoat]

[burntblueberrywaffles]

Saying "RSD makes me feel like everyone hates me" is a gross oversimplification. I don’t feel like people hate me. I feel like the people I want so desperately to like me don’t care about me and that feel so much worse than outright hate.

[the-blue-phantom]

I think if the murderbot diaries, specifically ART, had existed in the early 2010s there's a very real chance we could have ended up with a human bill cipher or wheatley situation on our hands

[expired-blueberries]

wake up babe new "we tried the world good god it wasn't for us" just dropped

[bluetooththereptile]

I know it is a disturbing idea for a fic but...

What if the reader gets reincarnated as parent of a serial killer in a horror game-novel? Sure they'll manage to end up changing the course of lives of the many victims of the child but...the soul if the child is doomed from birth, and in the process of aviating from the fate of a killer, it latches onto the life of the parent?

Like the idea of a yandere child is interesting to me, a child that loves their parent to the point of obsession (nothing sexual, completely platonic), and the parent unknowingly becomes the center of a dark world.

You looked at the bundle in your arms, staring into the eyes of the babe staring back at you. An infant wouldn't have the ability to even have vision at that age but...it seemed the babe was staring into your soul, so this was going to be the one that becomes a cult leader that destroys many lives huh? And to think your life was stuck with the babe...in the original time line you'd die by the hands of this child, six years from this moment onwards so...why...why the universe had to play with you like this?! You had frowned, keeping the bundle close to your chest while deep in thought, not noticing the gummy smile of the infant, you didn't notice, your willingness to hold the bundle close, had already changed the course of the story, because it was said the child was "unable" to smile.

"Mommy/papa, have I told you I love you so much?" *the three year old said in perfect speech while you tucked them in, looking up at you with a soft smile, those round eyes, staring into your soul* "Never leave me, promise? Promise?" *the child paused before muttering* "Because if you do I'll follow you around"

[lovelybabey]

Sometimes a girl just wants to watch another girl fuck her girl. You know?

[bluest-of-bells]

Before you talk about the new lore stream, try actually watching it.

It is not a spite piece to retcon the past. It's not about c!Tommy's happy ever after. It's a ghost story - whether literal or metaphorical - of c!Jack getting closure and putting his unfinished business behind.

I know the urge to make c!Tommy the protagonist is strong, but he's merely the exorcist, not the one being laid to rest.

[tekkenenjoyerblue]

I really love when they obscure Akuma’s face in shadows to really push the whole “more demon than man” theme he has going on