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"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.
"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"
"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"
"What?"
"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"
"Not in my experience."
Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.
"This is definitely a bad idea."
#dpxdc#dcxdp#batpham#dead tired#dead tired ship#there is a more expanded upon version of this with actual backstory and context rotting in the recesses of my brain#but its only half on paper and the conversation made me laugh so#here: have some feral danny leading tim down a path to disaster#danny: this is going to go so well! i have such a good feeling about this!!#tim: this is going to go so poorly. i have such a bad feeling about this.#danny: 🥺🙏🙏🙏#tim: i never said we weren’t doing it. i just reserve the right to tell you i told you so when it inevitably goes wrong#danny: leave that to younger me - he always makes very valid points in the form of fists to the face!#tim: can you stop talking please this is making me want to do it less#danny: no.
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not me 🤝🏻 only friends
#only friends#only friends series#only friends the series#only friends ep9#not me the series#ofts#gmmtv#not me#jojo saw not me and said yknow what.....------#and i respect him for that#sdhgkdfhg#also making this made me miss yok so much like please----#my all time favorite boy 🥺😩#i hope hes okay i hope hes happy#jojo thinking of a visual concept for boeing: how do i combine my 2 favorite characters gram and alan#oh i know#QUICK CALL MOND#crew: but-----he left gmm-#jojo: I SAID CALL HIM
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Battle of the Not It
Just me pushing my personal agenda that the Battle for the Cowl makes no freaking sense once again.
I want to see the Battle of the Not It, Nose Goes, Worst out of 126+ Rounds of Rock Paper Siscors Takes It, etc. Basically, the Batfam throwing down in Bruce's absence to Not Be The One Who Inherits (TM). No one wants dear dad's emo fursona but they all agree someone has to take it. The resulting Loser Gets Batmanned sibling war throws Gotham into chaos, Oracle's keeping score of everything, the one with the lowest score at the end of every week is stuck with Batman Duty the following week.
Damian hates loosing his swords everytime he gets stuck doing Batman. Tim can't stand losing his tech. Jason misses his guns. Cass hates having to talk on can't use words days. Staphanie hates doing the voice. Dick can't tolerate being unable to smile. Duke needs his freaking sleep. The list goes on because they've all agreed they hate to embody Bruce's Batman, no one can put their own flare on it (Gun!Batman will not happen on their watch and they won't risk any other equally horrible variation either.) The resulting sibling war takes place 24/7 in the masks and the criminals and citizens of Gotham are as awed as they are horrified by it.
The strangest alliances form and disolve week to week. Dick cheats whenever he gets close to loosing and dips out because "Bludhaven needs him." Cass flits off to China on a last minute mission when too many of her siblings start forming up an alliance against her. Steph breaks her leg (she says it's an accident but Tim has very vocal doubts about that). Tim, Duke, and Damien start teaming up against Jason frequently and Red Hood gets stuck doing Batman practically every other week. Other weeks, Jason picks one of them as Robin for his Batman week (rotating between them as revenge) and forces a temporary alliance to make another of them Batman for the next week. Alfred encourages the four's little rivalry and manages to finagle them into all staying in the manor full time with him.
Just Batfam bonding shenanigans over how much they all Do Not want to be Batman.
And when Bruce comes back Babs naturally has a highlight reel waiting for him. Some of the gems include: Steph in a cast with crutches say "oh no, I broke my leg, however will I be Batman now" in the most deadpan voice. Dick 'answering' an obviously turned off cell phone pretending it's an emergency calling him back to Bludhaven. Cass saluting the security camera as she leaves with a full duffle bag in the dead of night. Jason in the Batsuit, minus cowl, storming into the kitchen shouting "you little shits are conspiring against me!" As Tim, Duke, and Damien are crowded around the island with a bunch of documents clearing planning something. A heated game of Rock Paper Scissors between Dick, Jason, and Tim with the rest of the batkids watching (having already won their freedom from the cowl for the following week). Duke wearing the cowl and asking Oracle repeatedly over coms if it's time for bed yet. Damien throwing a full on tantrum trying to get out of wearing the physical cowl "it's unnecessary and impractical!"
Oracle sends him the reel a day after his return during the standard Justice League team meeting, helpfully projecting it so everyone can see. The reels starts with an argument in the Bat Cave between all of Batman's (previously unknown to the Justice League) children:
"Well, Dickhead, I guess this means you're it now." The clip starts with a red helmeted man speaking.
"The fuck?" Nightwing asks on screen.
"You're Batman now." The teenager with yellow bandoliers replies from where he sits in front of an enormous computer. A girl in purple and another in black both nod. (At this point, it begins to dawn on members of the Justice League that this is footage from the fabled Bat Cave they're seeing.)
"Oh, fuck that!" Nightwing answers. "Not it!" He shouts. The boy with the bandoliers jolts and then says seemingly reflexively.
"Nose goes!" Bandolier boy calls out hand shooting up and touching his nose as he speaks. Both girls and Nightwing react immediately following suit. A smaller boy with a sword copies them a half second later. The red helmeted man sputters.
"Wha-that-NO! NO NO NO NO NO! I am not the one! Fuck no!"
"You snooze you loose, Bro." Nightwings tells him.
There's a pause, red helmet starts laughing, pulls the helmet off slowly to reveal a red domino underneath, and lazily touches his nose with a sharp grin.
"You're right, Bro." He says teasingly. "And Signal's still sleeping." A short pause and then all the people on screen are laughing.
"Oh," bandoliers gasps out between giggles. "He is gonna be so pissed in the morning."
#batman#jason todd#tim drake#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#damian al ghul#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#justice league#justice league meets the batfam#justice league finds out batman does not work alone#batkids#batfam shenanigans#no one wants the cowl#keep your emo fursona to yourself#gotham needs batman#battle of the not it#battle of the not it au#please?#🥺#i have very few spoons but i want to read this#this idea has been haunting me#for actual months now#crime alley is just watching red hood sulk everytime he has to be batman#like our poor little crime lord can't shoot people this week and we are sad for him! vibes#dick said oh hell no i cannot be emo and dipped#tim duke and damian all said 'we need an adult. look a jason how convient.'
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maybe I’m just the fucked up one but I feel like every other page in this book is two people inventing a new kind of sex-that-isn’t-sex and I’m going insane (in a good way)
#me#long live evil#long live evil spoilers#time of iron#wHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY (<-said in the most affectionate and fascinated manner possible)#when she was sick during the fight bc hello trauma and then he was like ‘🥺Did I not please you?’ hELLO?!? SIR WHAT ARE YOU#tell me all your secrets fucked-up no-morals servitude boy#‘I’m in it for the money’ ok so that doesn’t explain the submission my guy
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geralt is also a most real depiction of good quality fatherhood and great girldad representation because EVEN THOUGH witchers don’t even experience aging at the same rate as non-GMO humans, EVEN THOUGH it would be “biologically impossible,”
geralt having had been raising a pre-teen girl for maybe a few months to a year already “gave the impression of having aged,” his “face slashed by wrinkles.” the emotional toll on this man from raising she-devil ciri
and this is only the very beginning of the saga. BEFORE everything goes to shit. the wrinkles have set in
#i know this is description is colored by triss’… [sighs] aroused… point of view#but the lines in the second screenshot are such a good description of him come on 🥺#same with when cahir sees ciri then him at thanedd#it’s not canon but please also apply to yennefer post-thanedd 🙏#can you imagine geralt and yennefer reuniting at stygga castle and yennefer only got even more MILFy#sorry. who said that#it’s actually surprising that when geralt frees her from her shackles#we don’t get a paragraph about how he was down bad. not the time geralt but you know he would be thinking ‘ravishing’#meanwhile yennefer is covered in blood and bruises and her hands are fucked from torture and geralt’s still adoring her beauty#yennefer: at her most undignified | geralt: i would worship her#yes yes i know they were defeated and horribly empty at stygga castle#but i’m just saying despite it all the love and attraction persisted. despite IT ALL#you know like they changed so much and got even more fucked up and traumatized#well i’m just raising my hand to say well also they also got sexier.#actually fuck it remember she appears like a titaness for a brief moment. her short queen REALNESS#like i do think geralt deciding to split up is what further doomed the hanza (they were already doomed but you know)#(it was very scooby doo of him to do that)#(on the way there) ���angoulême sees stygga on the cliffside jutting out above the lake: what?! that creepy castle… nuh-uh…#milva: … would you do it for a bump of fisstech? | angoulême: … | milva: two bumps of fisstech?#um anyways#i was going to say that once geralt freed yennefer it was OVERRR for vilgefortz and skellen and co#BOOO you were all fucked. woman unleashed#remember when bonhart attacks yennefer it is like a lion and a panther in the cell#geralt just unleashed the panther on them#they really should have had yennefer under stronger security like i guess vilgefortz’ misogyny really was the death of him#that is also kind of true because he dies because of geralt’s amulet from fringilla#so it was literally because of several women and a girl and also a vampire that he triumphs#you know when you put dandelion with a group of women it feels like a fox in a henhouse. even if said fox is stupid and gets kicked#however putting regis with a group of women is something like the angel that appeared to mary#the elbow-high diaries
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I've been working at this piece for 5 hours and I didn't even noticed it so, I didn't eat and drink. Fuck hyperfocus. I hope y'all like it, just like I do :)
Hurt/comfort hug between Percy & Poseidon ❤️
Poseidon thinking about who made his son cry + payback (aka his wrath)
#i'm having brainrot about Percy and Poseidon#I just love to read fics about their relationship#and I absolutely love those where Poseidon is protective of Percy or even possessive#or even darker ones. Where Poseidon loves Percy so much. he just cant think about the fact that his son is mortal#so he's thinking of stealing Percy away. Like forcing godhood on him or whatever. So long Percy is with him forever. His favourite son#Like please let the gods be gods. Let te gods have some darker aspects of them. Sure I love fluffy fics but they are still gods#anyways since Poseidon is a king. I felt he deserved jewellery. I used aquamarine and pearls for his jewelry. Since ya know God of the Seas#also I love Poseidon with longer hair and if you look closely his hair is actually blue 🥺#and I loved the idea. that you could see some of the gods “godly aura”#While I know Riordan said something about that if a mortal saw it they would die or something#but I like to headcanon that demigods can see a bit of a glow around the gods. And a god can choose if they want demigods to see it or not#poseidon#percy jackson#percy jackson fanart#percy jackson fandom#pjo fanart#pjo fandom#percy pjo#pjo#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art <3#my own post
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i think about gale being fat constantly. its all i think about. why isnt he fat.
#i wish he didnt have a sixpack :(#i mean i know his actor said its all illusion that gale magicked on himself but STILL#i think he should be at LEAST chubby 🥺 some rolls 🥺 for my tavs to hold🥺🥺please...#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3
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cant believe clem just revealed our wedding plans on stream :/
#pls he’s so cute#the hand gestures and#the smile#never have i ever found a guy with a BEARD this cute#how does he do it#his voice is still so ruined 😭😭 baby boy please take care of your throat#he just said it’s pneumonia??? please say you’re joking rn#i was so bad when i had pneumonia#couldn’t eat for weeks#okay that’s off topic 😐 anywayyy#sounds like a lovely wedding tho#also they said james and marcus will be doing commentary this weekend??? 🥺#pls im so exciteddd i miss marcus a lot#also don’t mind me getting a notif & losing internet for a sec#im on a bus in the middle of nowhere 😐#clement novalak#f2#screaming meals#formula 2#james harvey blair
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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Well.
#(I'm back)#It was. Uhm. A chapter#First of all: I'm ENDLESSLY GRATEFUL to the person who sent me the translation basically as soon as the chapter came out.#I even did like 90% of typesetting but didn't finish it because I had to go out#(aka with my friends were literally knocking out at my room and I couldn't make it any more late lol)#Mixed feelings about it? Mostly because there's so much exposition... I'll need to reread it another three times before it sinks in#The color page is AMAZING 10000000000000/10 I love my sskks so much they're so cute I love them so much they're so cute.#Easily the best part of the chapter.#The color page was? Very very pretty too? Like a lot more than usual if you ask me! I can't wait for the volume cover 🥺🥺#It should come out soon shouldn't it? Usually color spreads / pages open the volume...#Akutagawa fake dying again is funny. Like it isssss but also. Idk it's a little lame how we're changing the pov from ss/kk again :/#I can't even tell if I'm being biased or if it's an actual storytelling critique. I don't care right now I just want to see Akutagawa–#being cool rather than. You know. Dead on the ground.#That said! It's also very funny and touches my sense of humor precisely.#Like yeah Akutagawa being like the second strongest pm member and overall one of the most powerful ability user in the world–#that everyone fears (and I know he is! He is indeed for real!)#And yet he always ends up face to the ground 😂😂😂 Like if we don't count the ss/kk fights he literally only ever won against Hawthorne.#And even then he failed to kill him and Mitchell. It's so funny to me. I love him. He's so pathetic#“Wow! Akutagawa is so cool and invincible now!” *ends up biting the dust not even two chapters later*#It's okay because I love him. He's very very powerful and he's also very very pathetic I love that for him#That said :/ I don't really care about Fukuzawa :/ Idk :/ Like :/#Don't get me wrong I LOVE Fukuzawa (I don't. I'm mostly neutral towards him) but this is the ss/kk moment man :/ Whatchu doin#That's about it. Let's see what the next chapter brings!#Everything accounted for I'm glad there wasn't like. A ss/kk kiss or any other big big ss/kk moment#(although Atsushi admiring Akutagawa and thinking about his eyes has its fair share of neatness to it!!)#Because with everything going on this evening I really would have been let down to miss it#But I keep hope for the next chapters!! Please...#random rambles#Had tons of fun typesetting! Even though I don't think there's a point in posting it now. But would love to do it again in the future!#bsd spoilers
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He’s so boyf coded ☹️💗 calling you before going to sleep and once he’s off work 😭😭🥺🥺
#junnie 🦊#choi yeonjun stepping up with 2 lives in 24 hours... ykw maybe the universe doesn’t hate me#like that’s literally my boyf you guys‼️‼️‼️#i hope he will drop by to chat with us on live whenever and wherever he pleases#a certain sunbaenim once said that you should go live whenever you miss your fans and want to see them 🥲#no to be parasocial and shit on main but wv lives from my comfort people are literally what keeps me alive 😔#😭😭😭#anyway you guys look at him he’s sooo 🥺🤏🏼#love love love <333#i’m so happy#thank you thank you for coming live despite your busy schedule#my precious i love you so much 💗
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🐨 friends.
#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#😩😩😩😩#PLEASE as if I wasnt already in tears 24/7 because of their shenanigans#why are they like this 🥺😭#also in todays FK news: khaos car broke down and he called first to jump start it lmao#khao said it wouldnt start so he called first#and first was like i hesitated if i should pick up or not sdkjhfd#and apparently they have this app where they can share each others locations#just bestie things 🥺#lomls#💜
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free kisses and hug for all of yall because im meeting my son after 2 years tomorrow and i cant sit still 🥺🥺🥺
#👏🏻he👏🏻is👏🏻adorableeeee👏🏻#my baby birdie#he can do no wrong#idc if he bully the other new bird he is my innocent pookie baby#lmao hope berry doesnt see this#shes already said my boys a bully 😒#he ISNT I SWEAR#hes just going thru trauma#lmaooo#anyways#hes adorable hes my baby i love him sm#🥺#am i one of those toxic tiktok boy moms??#please no 😭
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I was watching this Chinese variety show just to see Ricky and Zhang Hao but then I saw one of the hosts was Zhang Zhenyuan and now I want to cry… 😭💔
#He... Teens In Times deserve better you know?#I keep trying to accept that this is how China is and C-Pop doesn't need to do anything that K-Pop and J-Pop do but#The more I think about it the more unfair it seems... 😢#These Chinese idols train so much and when they debut they just don't get promoted#They don't releaze anything on YT and they just go to variety shows alone and this is it?#That's unfair! This is not why they trained for!#No wonder there are so many Chinese idols in K-Pop it's like “if you want to debut you have to learn Korean and live in SK”#Which is fine if they like SK but what if they don't want to leave China/Taiwan/Hong Kong?? 😭#Guys there's Chinese idols even in J-Pop nowadays!! They really said “I'd rather debut anywhere but China”!!#Again... not saying these idols don't like Japan. Just that they CAN'T CHOOSE whether they want to debut abroad or in their own country!#Even if C-Pop tries to do a little bit like K or J-Pop (ex.: BOY STORY BOYHOOD WayV and the now dead EXO-M)#Their companies DON'T PROMOTE THEM!!! They literally don't invest any money to promote their groups!!!#I'm still not over Asia Super Young and Loong9 in case you didn't notice... 🥺#But... Yeah... I just wish Teens In Times got more rep and that I could just turn my TV on and watch them TOGETHER#And that they had MVs and on YT and etc. (Basically everything I've seen J/K-Pop idols do)#But maybe that's just the K/J-Popper in me and I have to accept that China is China and they owe us nothing#Just because we're interested in East Asian culture doesn't mean they have to all do one thing like the others just to please us!#I will still (try to) stan TNT as much as I can (and as much as they allow me since I speak no Chinese)#Specially ChengXin 🥺 my darling#not kpop or jpop
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Pffftt sure, Kim 😂 lmao Steban wishes
#posts by me#kim is so complex but sometimes his worldview becomes shockingly simple#yes of course the big bad lefty evrart is bankrolling the sinister communist magazine!!!#meanwhile the magazine: please we don't have any subscribers and some of us are getting evicted bc they can't pay rent 🥺#but fr tho i do wonder who put la fumée there. who in the union was reading it? oohh maybe it was liz#(kim didn't say that in a sarcastic tone i think. he seems to actually mean this)#also the communist magazine said tiptop is bad so now kim can conveniently dismiss the entire thing. he loves that for him#the liberals are coming to take his racecars away
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#NO PLEASE BITE ME PLEASEEEE#I WANNA GET BITTEN PLEASEEEEEEE#I DOOO !!!! I DOOOO WANT TO GET BITTENNN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE#PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE#UGEHDUWHDUHWHDHWHDJSJDJSJ#I WANNA GET BITTENNNNN 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#PLEADEFDIJFKLAPSKEIDJEJDJWJDJUS#i deepy apologize if this is too weird but PELAKEKDJENDJENDJJSND#you guys don't understand#i NEED him#I DOOOOOOOOOO#FUCKEIFHEJJCJEJDJSJDJD#THE TONE OF HIS VOICE WHEN HE SAID THIS WIDHJWHDHIWJDJEJDJS#FUCBSJDJSJDJKIRJFUSJFUJJDHDD#goddddd imagine how his bite mark looks ........#😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨#PLEASE bite me :3#shark rin#🐰 : miro talks
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