#he speaks

[furnessi]

update on this: the app now works, and opens with a message thanking trump for "saving the app" and whatever. don't fall for it. also, the us government will try to get 50% ownership of it, so i hear from journalists on the app. i don't care what you think about the us government, but the app's gonna be boring as hell now

playing with people’s incomes for a political stunt

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Ohhh, I am about to put a carton of potato salad into my backpack. Hopefully there will not be Consequences

[aiidenssoup]

https://gofund.me/8b7e62de

i'm embarrassed to have to share this, but i can't deny this anymore.

i need a wheelchair, badly, and do not have the means to afford it. if you can donate even a few dollars to help out, i will greatly appreciate it.

i live with degenerative disc disease, and suspected hEDS, fibromyalgia, and arthritis. i cannot walk. i cannot find stable employment. i really need help.

[sneezy-on-sideblog]

Aggressively making out with someone as a way of making them hold back sneezes for longer >>>>

[dakotac0le]

anyways my two cents on the ghoulia nonverbal stuff is that i wasn't even particularly attached to the headcanon but half the shit ppl say to "defend" why actually its super harmful to headcanon her that way made me believe in it

[withywindle-valley]

I mean sure, I guess it does what it says on the box. Dunno what else I expected

[onyxandemerald]

I know this is a witchcraft blog, but most of my practice involves simply observing nature as it is, and I think it's something everyone can benefit from. Not necessarily trying to understand it, or judge it, but quietly being present while it exists to do the only thing it's meant to do. To me, expanding my knowledge of the world is witchcraft. And almost conversely, just because we understand how something works doesn't make it any less magical. Sure, you water a seed and it becomes a plant. But that is an organism that eats sunlight and that is magical and I will not be convinced otherwise. When you look up at the Milky Way and it looks back at you, yeah it seems reasonable to point above your head and say something like, "The Gods live in the Heavens. Jupiter is up there, and he's watching over me." The line between literal and metaphorical blurs, and the microcosm reflects the macrocosm.

[babylonsfalling]

i just needed them side by side

[starlitwixen]

D&D Origins

It's finally finished! I've created a Minecraft datapack for the Origins mod that replaces all of the default origins with ones based on the races and classes from Dungeons & Dragons!

List of Races

Aarakocra

Dragonborn

Dwarf

Elf

Fairy

Genasi

Gnome

Goblin

Halfling

Loxodon

Orc

Tabaxi

Tiefling

Triton

Warforged

Human

List of Classes

Barbarian

Bard

Cleric

Druid

Fighter

Monk

Paladin

Ranger

Rogue

Sorcerer

Witch

Wizard

Commoner

Links

Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/datapack/dnd-origins

If you're interested in learning more, all of the individual race and class features are documented on the D&D Origins Wiki!

If you're interested in following the pack's development, and/or playing on the demo Minecraft server, you can join the official Discord server!

[memser]

[vampires will never hurt you voice] you put the dyke in my heart!

[sprtruechara]

pb doesnt have cocoapowder in it because im afraid no one will like it if i put in too many ships. but romantic endgame or not i think chara would think clover is cringe until they warmed up to them lol

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Survival During Turmoil

This semester I've been teaching an Ancient Civilizations class for college freshmen—that's how it's listed in the course catalog: Ancient Civilization. But that's not how I've personally been referring to the class.

I've been calling it Ancestral Civilizations and stressing at every turn that, while these civilizations no longer exist, they are not entirely gone. To call them dead or extinct or lost negates the fact that through every time of turmoil and collapse, people have lived.

People lived through the Bronze Age Collapse or the fall of the Mayan Empire or the dissolution of a Chinese dynasty. They got up in the morning and combed their hair and tended their crops and nurtured their children. They were uncertain then just as we are now, and nevertheless, they persisted. So will we.

The archaeological record is full of evidence of that day to day persistence, just like it will be full of ours. Everything you do is important—every moment of joy you snatch or quotidian defiance matters. Your life and your history matters.

Talk to your friends and loved ones. Make something. Come up with plans for the future. Keep living during tumultuous times. Persist.

[cantsaythetword]

I'm such a fucking nerd for thinking this BUT

Getting wrecked by a ler who is SUPER into DnD

any kind of fighting talk gets met with "roll for initiative... Oop, a 9 means I get to attack first. No, you've got to wait before fighting back! Stay still! Stop cheating"

Any kind of begging is responded to with "roll charisma. Oh no, a 4 is DEFINITELY not persuasive enough for me to let you go. Better luck next time"

Trying to escape a hold? "Roll strength. 14, not bad. It's a shame I rolled an 18. Stay put!"

Idk this could just be my super nerdy brain latching onto this concept LMAO

[mechanicaltrickster]

Cecil should win just because I think it's the funniest possible way for reigen to loose this time. Like "oh he'll definitely go to the top and loose to sans again- WOAH AND ITS CECIL WITH A STEEL CHAIR."

Twitter users and people who haven't been here many years don't even know he fuckin existed.

Till this gay man who reads the news radio in a silly lil town with nothing happening in it just appears and knocks him flat out.

[dakotac0le]

personal favorite jrwi screenshot. so correct condi condifiction