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jake_gvf: A triumphantly belated New Year to the dreamers and the lovers, it’s truly been a spell of boundless adventure and untold enchantment. Let’s do it all again real soon. All my love.
#jake kiszka#greta van fleet#gvf#jake edits#my favourite rockstar ✨#he said all my love 😍#gosh i love this man so much#him yelling makes me feral tbh
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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)
anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band#man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely#(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though#'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst#look scully your people are out there#just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something#(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now#if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc#(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this#who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please#(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)
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when i say. i audibly gasped. when i saw elektra!!! in deadpool and wolverine!!!! i fucking GASPED
#put my hands up over my mouth and everything#i was not expecting that AT ALL#always liked her and her movie#ngl never seen daredevil#i would only watch it for her#don’t like ben affleck though#but i do like the memes lmao#but yeah#deadpool and wolverine#fucking ROCKED#mmmmm#hugh jackman#as#wolverine#specifically#hot DAMN#fucking phenomenal#guardiangabtime#yeah i saw the movie today hahaha#what gave it away#might go again tomorrow ngl#SO fun#also rewatched the original x-men movie tonight for the first time in actual ages#hoooooly shit#saw a meme online that said yeah i watch x-men for the plot. the plot: [pic of logan in his tanktop]#yeah that about sums it up#he’s just sooooooo#i don’t wanna see him hurt but boy do i love to see him hurt. he heals right away usually so it’s fine…#he’s just literally SO FUCKING COOL#i’m just SWOONING. i love him sooooo much 😍😍😍
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Thomas Hardy said Neutral Tones, baby
#i have a couple of days to decide whether or not to fly out and spend my birthday with my dad#im like. trying to be an adult. and work on my relationship with my dad and mend it because i love him alot#i know he loves me so so so much in return. like its the polar opposite of my mother. he always has.#but every now and then that deep resentment resurfaces and all i can think about is how apathetic and detached he was.#and hes been so present and active over the last 5-6 years. i know this is him trying#her church and her schools and her books and her poetry and her colours and her everything#nothing of his culture. nothing of what makes him himself was shared with me. I had to put the pieces of him together#and its only a pale imitation of his brilliance but its also all that ive ever had access to#all that i was allowed to have.#when lana said: here's the deal; my father never stepped when his wife would rage at me- so i grew up awkward but sweet etc#its clearly universal y'know 😍 men being emotionally unavailable 😍😍😍😍#anyway we're working on breaking the cycle !!1#so i will probably fly out#its just hashtag a l o t
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I finally finished Dungeon Meshi!!! Very fun read and amazing charaters!! The hype i have for the anime now is unreal!
#dungeon meshi#im talking#i have so much to say...but idek where to start#delicious in dungeon#Im gonna put spoilers in the tags so :) warning ig#delicious in dugeon spoilers#EVERYTHING With Laios tbh he is a Himbo through and through#like kind of heart dumb of ass and strong as hell🥰🥰🥰🥰🤤#he was cute at the end with a bit of a tummy#Ryoko Kui just played D&D with herself for 97 chapters but damn what an phenomenal story she told#All the characters felt so fleshed (lol) out and had goals and fears of their own#Senshi was another favorite of mine🤤🤤🤤🤤 need that man ASAP#I want Senshi so bad-----oop who said that :O#Marcille was also very cute and i liked her motived#her final boss dress was v cute i liked it a lot and i wanna draw it#Chilchuck🥺🥺🥺🥺 hes my dad now actually. the dad who left for milk but got a new family ig#AND IZUTSUMI!!!!! MY GIRLIE!!!!😍😍😍 shes so adorable ugh i love her.#OVERALL: this was one of the best series ive read in a while!!!#10/10 i recommended!!! amazing art. amazing story. fantastic charater designs!!! yup!#I also forgot to mention Laios curse being that monsters wouldnt get near him too😭💔💔 im sorry king
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I’ve mentioned before, I’m making a folklore book for my baby nibling and of course we want a multi-regional book of folklore so I am desperately trying and failing to find a Mesopotamian myth where sex isn’t too important a plot point
#I found a work around for Odin hanging himself on the World Tree but idk if I can save Nergal and Ereshkigal#so many descents and returns from the underworld for my yet wee nibling#bc they are going to be a winter solstice baby <3#00#Nergal’s Descent into the underworld and then courtship of the Queen of the dead is so interesting#and it is so fragmented I can read it as sweeter than I probably originally was#god of war getting humiliated and having to go to the underworld to apologize to Ereshkigal#only to get there after doing all these tricks to ensure he can return from the underworld#he gets there and immediately decides I am going to trick my way into a throne by this Queen’s side 😍#who else has ever traveled to the land of the dead and been like I gotta- I gotta figure out a way to stay here forever#ur blorbo could never#but yeah he does all the traditional avoidances of drinking or eating in the underworld m#but the one rule he breaks is that he mustn’t sleep with Ereshkigal#he said o no but she’s hot#the line is «that which men and women do together» so I guess I could change it to kissing#or like the act of talking/falling in love#which is what I did for a Tristan and Isolde type variant#Ianna/Ishtar’s descent into the underworld would have been the traditional winter solstice/turning of the year myth of choice#but it is so… esoteric bc it is fragmented as well#there is some meaning that is not coming through and as it stands I don’t like the… un-nuanced take on Ianna#Goddess of Love and Sex is vain? tired and boring#I feel like I’d need to become an assyriologist and actually study it for a while to do it any justice
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Tom Brady out golfing while promoting his new Brady Brand x No Bull crossover clothing line // via Instagram Stories // Sunday, February 18th, 2024
#Oh Tom is out golfing AGAIN?!#Wow what a surprise lol 😅#He loves golf almost as much as what he does football!!#Just Retired Guy Things (™)#He said “I need to golf and also talk about my latest clothing line 😤🏌🏻♂️⛳' 🤭#I fr love this for him though 🥺🥹🤧😍💞💓💗#Anyway...!!#Tom Brady#TB12#Retired!Tom#Golfing!Tom#Promotional/Advertising!Tom#Tom on social media#Tom on Instagram#Tom doing advertising#Flordiaman!Tom#tampatom12.posts#Also!!!!: LOOK AT HIS CHAIN IN THE FIRST PICTURE!!!!!!!!#I fuckin' LOVE and am OBSESSED when he shows off his chain!!!!! It makes me feel so feral and all around insane/unhinged!!!!!!!#Idgaf that he's a little basic; to ME he is so handsome and cute and adorable ���#That's my guy!!!!!#babe#love
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hello my little runts here to give u a life update bc i am me and i cannot stfu even if im supposed to be offline and studying </3
ANYWAY second to last final is tomorrow at 11 am and then friday at 7 pm AND THEN IM FREE so pray they go well 🧎🏽♀️
AND THEN in nine days i will be on a flight to my cousins wedding isn't that tho sexc of me 😍😍😍 i will be back in a week or two hopefully and then we will be spammed with gojo and geto content be prepared
#⚠︎︎ tw: tee is talking!#do yall miss me#say yes or i will shoot 🔫#i miss yall </3#im stressed sobs but on the bright side my cyno and scara are almost done being built#i say almost bc lord knows when i will level 90 cyno finally#and lord knows when i will get a decent anemo dmg goblet#ALSO my bf got me a rly cute purse#u can bet ur bottom dollar my wedding outfit will now match that purse 😍😍😍😍😍#i havent gotten an outfit yet :') im uh...im gonna figure that out soon....maybe.....#but anyway he is my lil sugar daddy king i love him 😍😍😍#i think he would leave me if he knew i said that LMAO#nobody tattle on me i will steal all ur money#lets see what else can i update yall on#oh im sick#theres that#are we surprised LMAO i have like the worlds most lazy immune system#bro decides its not gonna work half the time#</3#one of my old high school acquaintances is also getting married#she invited me but i will be in another country rip </3#why is everyone getting married i feel left out#idek where to pay bills how dare i dream of marriage my dad pays 2923847 dollars for the water bill as i have concerts in my shower 😭#ANYWAY BYE FOR NOW I LOVE U ALL I MISS U DONT FORGET ME OR ILL KMS I WILL BE BACK
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OKAY last upload from the wedding I swear but someone sent the bride a video of the newlywed couple dancing so sweetly during the couples dance portion of the night, but also managed to capture me and the two besties doing our throuples dance routine in the background ☠️☠️☠️
#she said she laughed her ass off when she saw this video so our goofing around was bride certified#which was pretty obvious tbh me the girl I was dancing with and the bride were inseparable during grad school#she knew that putting us together is a recipe for unbridled silliness#these are the girls who met one of the worlds preeminent scientists who discovered and characterized a novel mechanism of cell death#and bit our lips bloody trying not to laugh because he ate his sandwich by taking the top bread part off#eating the contents of the sandwich with a fork and knife. and then cutting the bread into cubes and eating it that way.#I guess he didn’t want to get his hands all dirty but nothing prepared us to see it#and we all glanced around at each other our eyes wide open lips forcibly flattened out so we wouldn’t smile#which only made things worse#love my girls 😍#tsuchi in motion#gpoy
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I want to be someone who has smart and interesting things to say about shows/movies that I like - like when I tried to convince my friends that they really need to watch Leverage. that would have been useful! instead I'm just like 'it's sooo good I like it so much I love all the characters they're all so awesome 🥰'
my thoughts are generally just like.
ooh he soo prettyyy. I want to braid his hair. hehe he punched someone. look at his lil face 🥰 baby boi. pretty smile his mouth is so nice I like his teeth. chest hair. hands! arms arms arms 🤤 his eyes are so pretty. oooh blood on his face, blood on his face! he's growling. annd his voice is all raspy again. I wonder [many many redacted thoughts]. ooh now he's in danger oh noo 😏
there's a bunch of 'she's so pretty' and 'I love her' somewhere in between all that too but mostly it's just. very, very stupid
#and I wonder why I don't remember the plot of probably half the leverage episodes#I'm rewatching it with my partner now and it was. definitely interesting. how I remembered pretty much everything from season 1. annd it#got so much worse after that#I wonder why that could be :')#I have said at least half of these things out loud just during the last episode I watched#I am so fucking stupid for this man#no thoughts just 😍#my brain melts and gets replaced with just pictures of Eliot with hearts drawn all over them like I'm a creepy stalker but also 12 years old#and tbh probably half of it is actually just. oh I need him. I want him. I love him.#do you sometimes wonder why some people feel the need to share every goddamn thought they have no matter how dumb it is?#why? oh no reason. me? oh no I don't do that I'm so normal!#hey at least I didn't once mention how fighting him and fucking him would definitely not fix anything but tbh yeah no it totally would#it really would#annnd now I'm losing my mind again and I better shut up before it gets even worse#like fuck it's like I literally lose the ability to form a single coherent thought#I've had thoughts about shows before! I'm capable of that! but not wjrn#there's a man.#ugh. horrible. bad. so stupid#(but he's hot and I want him and)#(oh crap now he's really in danger oh no I don't like it oh don't hurt my baby 😭)#(oh thank god now he's hitting people again. phew.)#anyway shut up shut up shut uppp#personal
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#vent#tw vent#tw transphobia#parents made me cry 😍😍😍#its kind of my own fault cos i was arguing with them about trans ppl#but it still makes me upsey#like i love my parents. they can be shitty but i still love them#and it hurts that they dont view me as nonbinary and see me as a girl#my dad fully said getting the surgery would be mutilating my body which... fucking sucks#trans bodies are beautiful#and it sucks that hed view my body as mutilated#and he also wants me to have kids and it just.. ugh it makes me so fucking mad that dad views having kids as the One True Purpous of Life#its such a fucking sad view of ppl that he just views afab ppls Purpous solely as baby carriers 😍😍#anyway idk i dont care about my dad as much idk.. hes always been distant but he also buys me nice stuff and hes my dad#hes not malicious neither of them are but#and my mum kept saying how trans ppl were deluded and just mentally ill and how she wouldnt want to lose her daughter#and she doesnt even mean it in a mean way like she means it in a caring way. she views me as genuinelly misguided and wrong#but its still upsetting :(*#i love them but it hurts and it makes it worse#i wish i could have their support as i transition but im going to have to do it all on my own#not entirely on my own cos my friends will help <33#but its not the same as like.. having parents there to help with phone calls and driving me places#anyway sorry sad post#just made me very upset and i cried a lot
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guess who finally started only friends!!!! the way I have been liking posts about it since even before it aired but never actually had the guts to go watch it but the TIME WAS RIGHT yesterday and I watched it and why is it... so flipping good?
#i was scared at first cause everyone said it was jusf full of... a lot of physical intimacy but it is so much more than that#ive only just finished episode 3 but its so gripping because of how invested the actors are in their roles and embodying their characters#like RAY OH MY GOD MARRY ME??? nah jk khao is just 😘😍🥰#and ofc my bby first - he plays sand so well even if im not the biggest fan of the singing 😭 i love HIM too much to care#only friends the series#ive always been wary of top cause force is a liverpool fan and if ive learnt anything from my 18 years on this planet its dont trust them#immediately at least#some of my best friends are liverpool fans but this would be my first show of his and so far so... hmmmm#one major thing which put me off even starting was that i saw a clip saying boston and gap aka neo and drake hook up episode 1#and i CANNOT watch that after watching cause youre my boy like these are my babies but it was fine in the end because i just skipped it 🤣#ive come to realise i could literally not care less about sex so i just skip all those scenes because the show has more depth than that#anyways i will keep watching and hopefully catch up before next saturday!!!
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guys i’m actually so upset i think i met the love of my life last night and nothing will ever come of it
#first of all he’s a hockey player which i love#he also asked my star sign and tried to guess my birthday which is something i do literally every time i meet someone new#and then i made everyone listen to taylor swift and he said ‘put on our song and we’ll sing a duet’ !!!#and then we started dancing to taylor and he spun me and it was genuinely so cute#and whenever i’m drunk i get like an accent (idk why) and he said it was cute#unfortunately we also both love fireball and i took about 3 too many shots and ended up puking and then passing out 😍#and he was staying in an airbnb here and he left this morning and he’s from canada so i’ll probably never see him again#i’m heartbroken fr#like he is my dream man#fs in the chat#lj.txt
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Hi can u do a smau with max where reader is a doc for f1 and when max unfortunately has an accident she is one of the first responders(dont know what they are called!!!) And he just stares at her and its like love at first sight for him(he fell first and HARDER!!!!!) and everyone online could see it as well
Some teasing from other drivers as well
And proceed how u deem fit
Loved the sister in law one!!!!!!!
doctor lady | max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x doctor!reader
summary: max never thought he would be happy getting a injury that puts him out of racing for three months, but when he has a doctor like you? he can’t help but be a little happy.
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maxverstappen1: we are allllm good guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are aliveee wnd well babybyvy 🤘AND me and lanHOE (becuare he id a BOE) got a pretty doctory lady 🥰🥰🥰 she’s sooooooooioiiooooo nice and prety AND she made us NOT feel pain so we love her 😍😍😍😍😍
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user1: they got him on those GOOD painkillers
user2: we’ve seen drunk max, but drugged max? a whole new level
landonorris: guy our lady doctor is soilioooooooooo prety 😍
maxverstappen1: HEY NO 😡😡 i alreadys called dibs!!!!!! she’s MY prety doctor lady. she game ME her instagran and i’m takin HER on a date!
yourusername: if my supervisor is reading this, i gave him my instagram and agreed going on a date with him because he was being difficult, started crying, and wouldn’t take his medication until i did.
maxverstappen1: HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE
user2: started crying??? max verstappen started crying???
user3: pain meds do that to you 🤕
user4: i need a video of that right now
user5: he is out of IT. i can’t wait till he wakes up and realizes what he’s done
charles_leclerc: happy you’re okay mate!
maxverstappen1: oh charles i have missed you dearly 🥰🥰 so happy you got 1st!!!!!!!
charles_leclerc: thank you max ❤️
maxverstappen1: i can wait for you to meet my future wife!!!!!!!! you’ll love her! she saved me life ❤️
charles_leclerc: someone please take his phone away
maxverstappen1: NOOOOO I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFR 😡
user6: max, charles is just trying to save you from the embarrassment
user7: when he sobers up, he either won’t give a shit and continue OR he’ll be so embarrassed and he’ll never show his face again
yourusername: everyone, please don’t pay mind to max, he is under very heavy drugs, and is not in a right state of mind. we have tried confiscating his phone, but he starts kicking and becomes difficult.
user8: i know this girl is scared for her job 😭
user9: having max as a drugged out patient seems horrible
user10: literal nightmare material
maxverstappen1: MYYY LOVVER HELLO
user11: good lord #freeyn
danielricciardo: i would say, i hope you recover, but i have a feeling you don’t want to recover?
maxverstappen1: I DONTTTT I NEVER EANT TO RECIVER BECAUSE THAT MEANS NOT SEEING MY BEAUTIFUL LADY DOCTOR SO NO!!! NO RECOVERY FOR ME
danielricciardo: screenshotting all of this for later 🤣
landonorris: i’m hungry, maxie can you tell lady doctor i’m hungry?
yourusername: you can talk to me lando. i’ll go get you something.
landonorris: NOOOO I CABR TALK TO THE LADY DOCTOR MAX SAID I CANT AND HE DAID IF I DID HESS GOING TO KILL ME AND I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED AHHHH
maxverstappen1: YOU FONT GET TO TALK TO MY PRETTY DOCTOR LADY IM GOING TO JILL YLY LANDO
user12: this is genuinely like the funniest shit ever 😭
user13: can’t believe in 10 years from now we’re going to look back at this and laugh
user14: 10 years?? bitch im LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
redbullracing; speedy recovery max! 💓
maxverstappen1: NOOOO NO SPEEDY RECOVERY NO RECOVERY FOR MAX
user15: head injury so bad he lost his love for racing
user16: on a serious note, his injury’s did seem pretty bad, especially his leg…
user17: honestly i’d be surprised if he returned to racing immediately
landonorris: maxie and me got separated :(((( 😞☹️😕😭🥺 lady doctor is is MEAN
yourusername: you two were arguing and disturbing the other patients.
maxverstappen1: DONT CALL MY LADY DOTCIT MEAN!!!!
user18: went from being worried to laughing out loud because wtf is this??
user27; lando and max crashing was NOT on my 2024 bingo card
user28: f1 having a big crash was not on MY 2024 bingo card
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redbullracing: unfortunately, due to last weeks crash regarding lando norris and max verstappen. max has been forced to take a three month leave of absence from racing, as he has severely fractured his lower leg. he has immediately started physical therapy, let’s wish him a speedy recovery ❤️🩹
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maxverstappen1: what a shame 😕 truly saddened by this outcome 😞
user19: what??
landonorris: take a wild guess as to who’s going to be his doctor for three months?
user20: PRETTY LADY DOCTOR???
maxverstappen1: maybe 🥰
user21: we’ve entered the era where max does not gaf about racing as long as he gets to see yn
user22: does this mean he’s not winning the wdc?
user23: he still can, he just has to win basically every race after the 3 months, which isn’t exactly impossible for him
charles_leclerc; so sad for max!
user24: your ass does not feel sad for max 😭
user25: he has his eyes on the wdc!!!
user26: HE ACTUALLY HAS A CHANCE TO WIN BOW
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername, ready to take care of me for 3 months :D
yourusername: no
maxverstappen1: 😕
user27: HAHAHA
danielricciardo: LOSER
landonorris: HAHAH GET REJECTED
charles_leclerc: EMBARRASSING
oscarpiastri: that hurt to read
maxverstappen1: SHUT UP WHO ASKED YOU
user28: tbh i wouldn’t be excited to have max as a patient for 3 whole months with how he acted that night in the emergency room
user29: that man is secretly crazy and you can’t convince me otherwise
user30: i love how max is clearly like head over heels for yn, but she can’t date him because he’s her patient 😭
user31: she can’t?
user30: NO!!! that’s unethical, she can date him after the 3 months but not during
user32: that not being common knowledge to some people is concerning…
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maxverstappen1: day one of physical therapy a success ✅
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landonorris: so, how many times did she reject you today?
maxverstappen1: ZERO.
yourusername: 10**
landonorris: TENN??????
maxverstappen1: i just don’t understand why she won’t say yes 😞
yourusername: because it’s severely unethical and will get me fired
maxverstappen1: so what i’m hearing is that you’ll go out with me when i’m no longer your patient?
user33: let the countdown begin
charles_leclerc: missed you at the race today!
maxverstappen1: no you didn’t
charles_leclerc: no i didn’t! MAX IT FEELS SO GOOD TOO WIN
maxverstappen1: yeah i KNOW.
yourusername: don’t worry charles, he was watching you during his whole therapy session, and cheered so loudly when you won that we got complains from patients on the other side of the building!
charles_leclerc: I KNEW IT!!!
maxverstappen1: you said you wouldn’t tell anyone yn 😕
user34: it’s so…unsettling seeing max be so publicly affectionate
user35: RIGHT?? like why is he so open about this??
user36: he has no shame…
yourusername: i told you to stop taking pictures of me while i’m working
maxverstappen1: but you just look sooooo pretty
danielricciardo: she doesn’t want you bro
maxverstappen1: SHUT UP
user37: she’s stronger then me, because if i had max verstappen down bad like that?
user38: no literally, i would’ve made him mine the same day we met
user39: why is max posting regular pictures?? it’s weird
user40: he’s trying to impress yn
user39: well he’s going about it all wrong. because these photos just don’t match?? cat, hospital, and then a crappy photo of a therapy room?? horrible horrible HORRIBLE
user41: damn…
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maxverstappen1: 2 months down…1 more to go!
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user42: HE IS COUNTING DOWN
user43: WE KNEW IT!!!
landonorris: i can’t belive you tricked me into going to a photo shoot for you
maxverstappen1: that is not what happened.
landonorris: you told me we were going golfing, next thing i know i’m watching you get your picture taken like 92884 times 😑
maxverstappen1: just say your jealous
landonorris: OF WHAT???
user44: he’s getting better at being aesthetic
user45: he’s learning!!
user46: are we all going to skip past the fact that max, a hater of everything, had a whole as photo shoot for his instagram?????
maxverstappen1: yn told me i should post more photos of myself for the instagram
user47: so you had a whole photo shoot????
maxverstappen1: yes
user48: oh he’s in love
danielricciardo: looking good max 😍
maxverstappen1; thank you for the support daniel!
landonorris: was that a dig to me?
maxverstappen1: yes.
landonorris: I WAS EXPECTING GOLF
yourusername: looking good max
maxverstappen1: really??? you really think so??
yourusername: yes (with the upmost professionalism)
maxverstappen1: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
user49: why did max just add “yn thinks i look good 🥰” to his bio
user50: LMAOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING???
user49: no 😭 he very literally put “yn thinks i look good 🥰” in his bio
user51: why does it look like max is in the doctor training room?
maxverstappen1: because i am!!
user51: THEY LET YOU IN THERE????
yourusername: my boss is a huge f1 fan. so he lets max do whatever he wants 🙄
user51: i’m sorry that’s so funny 😭
user52: does max just follow her around all day??
yourusername: pretty much, yeah
user53: you have no idea how much i want to be you
charles_leclerc: wow max looking good
maxverstappen1: thank you charles
charles_leclerc: aren’t you going to put “charles thinks i look good” in your bio?
maxverstappen1: i don’t care about you enough for that
user54: DAMN THATS COLD
user55: those cats are so cute 🥺
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maxverstappen1: guys i did!!!! i got a date with the pretty doctor lady 🥰🥰
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user56: when he falls first and harder >>
user57; this man is literally obsessed with yn it’s insane
landonorris: beat me too it
landonorris: THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT KILL ME
maxverstappen1: nothing funny. i didn’t laugh. you aren’t funny.
landonorris: 😕
user58: WE CHEERED!!!
user59: i still think it would be funny if she just said no even after the 3 months
yourusername; i thought about it, but he’s rich and pretty so 🤷♀️
maxverstappen1: pretty :D
user60: she’s so pretty
maxverstappen1: like i’ve been SAYING.
user61: i’ve never seen a man so down bad before
user62: it’s unnerving
user63: a doctor, pretty, and funny?? max hit the jackpot
user64: they both hit the jackpot 😒 it pisses me off
user65: LMAO WHY??
user64: seeing people live the life i want makes me unexplainably mad
danielricciardo: you’re joking right? she’s not actually dating you?
maxverstappen1: what’s that supposed to mean
danielricciardo: it means she’s too good for you @/yourusername are you being held hostage
yourusername; yes
danielricciardo: OH I KNEW IT. DONT WORRY HELP IS ON THE WAY
maxverstappen1: you guys are mean.
yourusername: this means i can never be your doctor again
maxverstappen1: what if once day, on my way home i crash, and its a big crash with smoke and fire, and i get taken to the hospital but i refuse to let anyone touch me that isn’t you, would you still not help me?
yourusername: there’s just something so undiagnosed about you
user65: HAHAHA
user66: max is just so unexplainable
charles_leclerc: are my eyes deceiving me or did she finally say yes 
maxverstappen1: SHE SAID YES
charles_leclerc: OH YEAH OH YEAH I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BUDDY
maxverstappen1: OH YEAH OH YEAH
user67: my lestappen heart 💔
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I went to the Apple Store to get a screen protector and had a fun conversation with a rather cute employee and I wish I were at all socially confident because I would have asked them to maybe go to a bar and watch the game. Gah.
#my brain kept saying THEY ARE ONLY HEING FRIENDLY BECAUEE THEY ARE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE DO NOT BE WEIRD#and also my brain kept saying YOU ARE A HORRIBLE GOBLIN#I don’t think they would have agreed anyway though. when they found out I’d just celebrated my birthday and asked how old I was#they were shocked by my tiny baby age. infant. unattended child in the Apple Store.#they were in their mid thirties which admittedly is nearly ten years older than me but I don’t care#I love fantasizing about what ifs with store employees because I know there’s no chance in hell of anything happening lmao#when they found out I hadn’t changed phones in ten years they asked what I spend all my money on instead and I said yarn lmao#but what really attracted me to them was when I said I never really want to upgrade they stated it was impressive and admirable to not give#in to pressure to constantly buy buy buy and I went 😍 anti capitalist sentiment at the Apple Store??? I love you
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you made a bad habit of baring your teeth at anyone brave enough to try to love you.
it wasn’t your fault, not at first—after all, there were only so many times you could stomach all of the venom spit at you by those you latched onto, before you hardened.
and it did well to weed out the weak ones—which left only those who saw your hostility as something to be conquered. that was decidedly worse.
so you tapped into something ancient and furious in your chest and broke off the taps to every other feeling. the love you sought after, the yearning to be held, to be kept safe—all pushed farther out of your reach. for your own good. to keep yourself safe.
when bakugou comes along, you’re like a cornered animal. snarling at him, snapping your jaws every time he reaches for you. knowing, somehow, that the end is not near but here now, and he will turn on his heels and flee from you faster than he came.
so it really is a shock to the circuit board when he all but scruffs you by the neck, rolling his eyes and tsking at you like a misbehaving kitten.
it enrages you. doesn’t he know how to take a hint? doesn’t he know you ruin everything you touch?
so you let it all out at him, one night on the stoop to your apartment. passerby walk on quickly, like they’re afraid they’ll get caught up in your storm if they linger too long. you look insane, and you know you do—you hope it’ll drive the point home: it’s not worth it to get close. you’re too much, too hard, too angry, and surely he’ll get that now.
to your dismay, he’s standing on the step below you, looking like the cat that got the cream.
“what is wrong with you?”
he huffs out a laugh, taking your exasperation as a green light to take a step up toward you. he’s way too close—you feel your face burn and you want to think it’s the anger you feel at his inability to know what’s good for him.
“you’re awfully mouthy,” he murmurs, soft, and it catches you off guard, “what’re you so mad about?”
he’s crowding your space now, and if he wasn’t rooting you to the spot with whatever it is that he’s doing, looking at you like that, you would’ve bolted. he reaches to brush a strand of hair behind your ear, and you want to come out of your skin. you open your mouth, fully intending to ream him within an inch of his life. to your horror, all you hear escape you is some sort of pathetic whimper.
“c’mon,” he breathes, the taste of the taunt on your tongue as he stands over you now—too close— “give it t’me.”
you want to tell him how god damn stupid he is—but you know that katsuki has an intelligence that goes toe to toe with your own. he’s aware of something that hasn’t occurred to you yet. you know this, and your heart squeezes in a panic you haven’t felt in a long while. you throw out one last ditch effort—one last attempt to distance yourself for the inevitable end—
“i-i’m going to ruin your life.”
“yeah?” bright eyes hold you in a suspended state. a challenge, aimed straight at you as he sucks on his teeth, grinning wildly, “do your worst, then.”
#oh this THIS was it#I never even KNEW I needed this but I do🥺🥺#this was so perfect for Bakugou’s character don’t get me wrong I love his no-nonsense grumpy self but THIS#the persistent nonchalant teasing playful side of him was a delight to see#he’s going to break down their walls one way or another there’s no stopping him#he really said you going to get this love oh my gosh this was beautiful#how tortured they are wanting love but fearing the risk of it all the vulnerability#‘do your worst then’😍🥺🥺 he’s so damn stubborn I already love him#so cute I’m in love with this concept top tier 👏🏾✨#my favs💖
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