#he loves his wife guys

[squeebh8]

ctimene and odysseus according to eury probably

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

[zer0expektation]

The (almost) Perfect Assistant

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like

"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"

"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."

"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"

"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"

"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"

Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.

Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏

[strawberryyyenthusiast]

Eddie is on tour during July, so Steve decides to join him bc why the hell not. The corroded coffin TikTok page has been consistently getting 30,000 views for each video because their social media manager sucks ass and doesn’t know what the people want from their favorite artists.

But a video of the four guys goofing off goes pretty viral and they jump from 50k followers to 2 million in a week. The social media guy quits and Eddie, Gareth, Jeff, and Freak all take turns posting videos, which helps them build a shitload of traction.

It’s eddie’s turn to post a video and Steve is in the background with all of his diabetes stuff spread around him. He’s putting on a new cgm onto the back of his arm.

Everyone starts to freak out because people are super uneducated on what diabetes is and they immediately accuse Steve of doing drugs and other nefarious stuff. It gets so bad that they have to disable to comment section on that video.

Eddie comes out with a video a few days later stating:

“Hey, that’s my boyfriend. He has type one diabetes and was just putting on his new dexcom. Stop being assholes. Thank you!”

It’s very short and succinct and people turn eddie’s millennial pause at the beginning into a meme that haunts him forever.

(A week later, Steve has multiple fan pages dedicated to him, which he never sees because he is a grandpa at heart who is scared by social media.)

[julymusings]

iceberg lounge proprietor jason who knows how to make cocktails from owning a nightclub and plays bartender for you when you have your friends over for girls night because he feels more comfortable with you getting blackout drunk if it's at home with him ? perhaps? maybe?

[the-crooked-library]

okay but like, as much as I am a fervent proponent of “not every ship should get married and in fact some of them would Never” - especially in context of enemies-to-lovers - I hope that everyone who sees me posting like that knows I am not talking about Spuffy. in fact, I would go so far as to say they are the two characters most willing and even desperate to get married that I’ve ever seen.

one of Buffy’s most persistent struggles is her right to girlhood and the inevitable expiration date she faces as the Slayer. she’s forced to fight and claw for every possible milestone that other girls around her take for granted - trying out for the cheer squad, running for prom queen, going to college, etc. one of the nightmares she has after killing Angel is about being unable to be a bride and get married. in Something Blue, she throws herself into wedding planning with a passion that speaks to her having daydreamed about it. in most cases, her commitment issues veer toward clinging rather than avoidance, and marriage is absolutely one of those beautiful, unreachable things that were ripped away from her when the Powers chose her. it haunts her.

Spike is probably even more obvious - he’s a man from Victorian England, a society that held marriage on a pedestal. furthermore, he is fundamentally a creature of devotion, never straying from Drusilla for over a century, and then from Buffy even after she was dead. their desperation is also quite similar - Spike’s original community had considered him undesirable, barring him from a love match; and while a union may have been arranged for him as a human, his vampirism took that option away entirely, in the same way that Buffy’s becoming did it. during Something Blue, he is just as committed to planning the minutiae of the wedding as Buffy is, even though they could’ve just decided to do it at the courthouse and get it over with under a shoehorned pretext. he’s been dreaming of a wedding for 150 years, let’s be real

Spuffy would’ve gone insane about a wedding. they would’ve fallen in love worse. they would have threatened each other with divorce constantly but stayed married anyway for however long they lived. hell, they should’ve done it just for the CPS reasons in season 6, just imagine having to hide it from everyone except the government, lest Anya thinks they’re trying to steal her thunder

[aikya-kat-44]

Odysseus: Have you seen my wife?

*pulls out small tapestry*

Odysseus: NOW YOU HAVE!!

*melts into a puddle*

[risetherivermoon]

i think people should implement the fact Odysseus cries CONSTANTLY in the Odyssey into their epic stuff more...cuz the sentence 'I then began to weep" is said so much itd take me forever to tally it up,

[saturngreen11]

"if you're a man and you're attracted to women who are not confident, you suck. [...] you're looking for somebody who you think you might be able to control."

-skizz (imp and skizz podcast ep. 26)

okay i did not know you were chill like that, pop off

[drunkcyberbird]

Girls, get you a husband like Panfilo. If he doesn't kiss your widdle forehead and call you "my darling" every time you do something weird and slightly off-putting then he ain't it.

[rueclfer]

heyy can i request texts with hawks after a hero with a shadow like quirk is helping tokoyami with dark shadow so she’s kinda taking him away from hawks and how he would react, that’d be so funny to imagine. then hawks understands better why tokoyami spends time with you, you’re not so bad after all. thank u so much!!

heeyyy thank you for this silly request this feels like tokoyami and his divorced parents sharing custody HEHE

family fun // hawks

[mmmairon]

All patched up

[ghosted-draws]

he loves his wife so much you guys

[yureichi]

Cardan: kneel, beg, grovel, surrender, yield. Make it flowery, worthy of me.

Also Cardan when his dreams come true and Jude kneels, begs, grovels and tells him do to whatever he wants: you know what, never mind, imma just lay on the floor and you do whatever you want my queen 😍

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gaslighter? I hardly know her!

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