#he looks like he’s doing the just right meme 👌

[royaltea000]

He’s like the worlds shittiest Madonna to me

[j-a-nuary]

Crybaby

Changbin tries to stay professional when one of his personal training clients starts crying.

Warnings/etc: 3.7k | Crossing professional boundaries, dacryphilia (crying kink), ya girl is thicc and knows what she wants 👌 (still has moments of self-consciousness though), she calls him Mr. Seo for most of the this, Changbin is basically that "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" meme, there's all your general foreplay (fingering, oral, all sorts of rubbing) and PIV y'all [MDNI/NSFW OBVI], sorta public sex (the gym is closed).

Tagging @rapline-heaux because without our conversations this wouldn't have happened.

"Wait wait wait," he raised his hands to grab the bar in her hands, "don't hurt yourself."

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He hadn't meant to make her cry. Honest. He was just trying to encourage her to keep going, and may have gotten a little… loud.

She shook her head, tears still running down her cheeks, protesting ardently.

"No," she hiccuped, "I can take it."

Changbin wasn't sure exactly what did it, but he backed away immediately. To her, he probably seemed to be letting her do her reps. In reality, he was panicking.

Taking deep breaths, he tried to will the growing hardness between his legs to go away.

I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I am a fucking professional. I am not going to think about tying her to the squat rack… fuck!

"Okay," he grasped at straws, "I think you've earned a break. Go get yourself some water."

She retreated into the locker room, saying something about forgetting her water bottle in there. Changbin nodded, not absorbing her words. He was too busy trying not to think about the wet streaks on her skin, or the way her face had strained as she worked.

He made a beeline for the front desk.

"Hyung," he huffed out as he flopped onto the waist high surface.

"Yes?" Chan absently asked, staring at the computer screen in front of him as he chewed on his ID badge.

"Hyuuuuuunnnnggggg…" Changbin whined, bumping his forehead against the countertop.

"What?" Chan dropped the badge from his mouth, lanyard jingling with the motion, "what happened?"

"Have you…" Changbin lifted his head and looked around secretively before starting again. "I'm hard. At work."

Chan laughed. Of course he did. What else was he supposed to do?

"Okay, and?"

"And my session has twenty minutes left!" Changbin stood up. "What the fuck am I supposed to do?"

"Well…" Chan's eyes remained glued go the computer screen, despite his best friend currently going through it next to him, "what caused it?"

"I was encouraging her to do one more rep…"

Chan hummed, nodding slightly to indicate that he was listening.

"And she started crying."

Finally, FINALLY, Chan looked up from his computer.

"Say sike right now."

"Hyuuuuuunnnnggggg…" Changbin leaned forward, supporting himself on the counter with his arms and chest specifically so that he could kick his feet while whining.

"That's a Minho conversation," Chan shook his head, returning his focus to his monitor, "I don't cover kink discoveries."

Huffing dramatically, Changbin laid his head against the countertop once more. He remained silent, trying to think of anything but what had happened, until a voice interrupted.

"Mr. Seo?"

He stood and turned, thankful that enough time had passed for the most pressing of his issues to fade. He fixed his customer service smile in place.

"Ready to finish up?"

She smiled at him. He couldn't help but notice that she had washed her face. The skin looked slightly raw, like she had rubbed it vigorously.

"Yes sir. I'm ready to follow orders!"

Changbin felt a prickle of satisfaction at the conspicuous pause in keyboard taps coming from the direction of one Bang Chan.

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"I'm kind of a crybaby anyway," she sniffled, wiping her eyes as she rested against the assisted pull-up stand, "don't let it stop you."

He wasn't hard again. He was not. Not completely anyway.

"Good to know," he managed to sound relatively normal, "but if you're in pain or something, make sure you let me know."

"How else am I going to get rid of this?" She slapped a hand against her thigh, sending a jiggle that Changbin desperately tried to ignore through it.

"Besides, some pain is good."

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Changbin stood in the mostly dark facility, going down the closing checklist. Locker rooms had been cleaned, machines had been wiped down, the mopping was done… it was all blurred together but he was pretty sure all he had left to do was restock the fridge and make sure he locked up after himself when he left.

He fetched a crate of impractically sugar packed "sports drinks" and water from the storage closet and settled next to the cooler. Halfway through the strawberry banana blast, he heard a rapid knocking on the glass doors.

Hauling himself up just slightly, he peeked over the counter.

She was peering through the glass, tears once again streaming down her face. She seemed desperate to get back in.

Swiping his keys off the counter, Changbin approached the doors. Her expression brightened, but the tears kept coming. He unlocked the door and pulled it just slightly open.

"Hey, you okay?"

"I'm so sorry! I left my phone in the locker room. Can I please just go grab it?"

He considered this. Obviously, customers weren't allowed inside after hours… but what was the harm, really? He was certain that if she tried anything sketchy he could easily enough physically remove her from the premises.

"Uh, yeah," he stepped back, widening the opening of the door to let her in.

"Thank you so much!" She edged past him.

He tried not to be too aware of the way her body brushed against his as she moved. He quickly busied himself with relocking the door.

"You don't mind, right?" He didn't even know if she was still nearby, but it felt like the right thing to say. "They're supposed to stay locked after hours."

"No problem. Uh…"

Her voice trailed off when he turned to look at her.

"I'll stay up front while you look," he offered, trying to make it clear that he was not a threat.

"Actually," she fidgeted with the hem of her sweatshirt, "could you help me look? This place is kind of creepy when it's empty."

"Oh, uh… sure? That's fine."

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He wasn't staring at her ass. He wasn't. He absolutely was n-

Her ass jiggled as she let her heels drop back to the floor.

"Hey Changbin?"

He blinked, hoping she hadn't spotted him staring at her ass.

"Yeah?"

"Can you check the top shelf for me?"

Knowing full well that he also couldn't see the top shelf of the tall lockers, he crossed the room anyway.

She smiled at him, and just before he reached the open locker she turned into his space. Pointing to the only shelf in the only locker that was currently open, the curve of her ass pressed against the front of Changbin’s body.

"I usually put it right," she lifted onto her tiptoes, rubbing even more against his body, "here."

Changbin bit his lip, holding his breath and trying not to think about the angle of her hips against his.

I should move. I should step back. If I move she'll definitely see it though. I shou-

"You might need to get closer."

Against all sense, he followed the implied request of her words.

If the locker had been shut, she'd have been pressed tightly against it by now. As it was, she gripped on the edge of the tall shelf and rolled her hips backwards.

"Fuck," Changbin groaned, unable to keep himself from grinding against her this time.

"Is it too hard?"

"Fuck," he took a step back, stumbling his way to sit on the wooden bench that ran the length of the room, "I'm so sorry! Fuck that's… I shouldn't… that was totally out of l-"

He cut off in a choked groan.

She was lifting her sweatshirt. Pulling it upwards, uncovering just how tightly her leggings hugged the swell of her ass and dips in her hips.

"It's fine Changbin. You can touch me if you want."

He thought he might snap the bench with how tightly he was gripping the wood at his sides. Clearing his throat, he tested the waters.

"Do you… um… do you want me to touch you?"

She turned to face him, tugging the sweatshirt entirely off. He noted that her outfit was the same one she had worn earlier, while he had worked with her.

"Yes," her eyes seemed to shine as he watched her approach him. One of her knees slid onto the bench next to him.

"Don't you want to touch me Mr. Seo?"

That did something to his body that he'd probably have to do some googling about later on.

"I saw you get hard earlier."

"Fuck," he couldn't think straight, "I'm sorry. I jus-"

She leaned in, cutting him off by pressing her lips against his.

All doubt left his mind. Reaching forward, he grabbed at her waist, reveling in the way his hands sunk into her flesh. She made a surprised sound, which he countered with what he hoped was an appreciative groan.

"You were just so pretty," he mumbled against her lips. "So pretty when you cry for me."

She laughed. Good. He was relieved that she seemed okay with, well, everything at the moment.

Resituating his grip on her body, he grabbed, tilted, and slowly lifted as he stood up.

"Careful!" She quickly latched her arms behind his neck, clearly concerned about being dropped.

"I got you baby," he reassured her as he carried her to the low counter between rows of lockers. He supposed it was there for patrons to do their makeup, or hair, or something after showering at the gym. Or perhaps just to take progress pictures in the mirror.

For now, it would serve as Changbin’s personal dining table.

He placed her onto the counter and immediately started sliding his fingers into the waistband of her leggings.

"Can I take these off?" He managed to ask between short breaths and quick nips at her lips.

"Please," she pleaded, "take off whatever you want Cha-"

"Mr. Seo," he was definitely going to have to think about that later. "Same as when we're training."

She groaned and nodded, knitting her hands into his curls.

"Are you going to train me well, Mr. Seo?"

Oh fuck.

"Of course baby," he lowered his head and tugged at the strap of her tank top with his teeth, "I can make your body do things you never dreamed of."

"Please… please please please please…"

He stood up straighter and dug his fingers even further under the edge of her leggings. Gripping the fabric, he started pulling it down.

She hunched slightly, arms falling in front of herself. He didn't notice at first, so focused on getting rid of the stretchy cloth. Carefully he rolled it down, pausing to slip her shoes and socks off before fully removing the leggings. Letting himself land on his knees, he looked back up at her.

He spotted her posture immediately. Reaching up, he pulled her hands into his.

"Don't hide from me," he said as softly as he could, but to his ear it still sounded a little demanding, "I want to see all of you."

"Nngh," she made a complaining noise, "I'm fat."

"So?"

He stood, still gripping her hands in his. He noted the bright red flush of her face.

"So I…" She avoided his gaze, tears gathering in her eyes again, "I'm not… you know… sexy."

He couldn't help but laugh. It burst out of him like someone had forced it out of him.

"Baby don't be stupid," he pulled one of her hands down, pressing it against where he was uncomfortably hard in his shorts.

"Does this feel like you're not sexy?"

She bit her lip, eyes trailing downwards. She twisted her hand free of his and more firmly ran his fingers against him, gripping him as well as she could through the cloth.

"Fuck," Changbin groaned. He slumped forward, digging his face into the crook of her shoulder and just enjoyed the feeling for a minute.

"Am I doing well, Mr. Seo?"

"Doing so well," he huffed into her neck. "Want you so bad."

His hands started wandering. While one took up the duty of helping him steady and ground himself on the countertop, the other trailed over her body. He wanted to map out the entirety of her.

He slid his hand up her shirt, pausing to knead at her stomach for a moment while he just groaned into her ear again. Continuing onwards, he was delighted to find that her workout tank apparently provided enough support that she didn't need an additional sports bra.

"Fuck, baby," he paused, letting his thumb explore her nipple as he started kissing her jaw, "want this off too."

She made a breathy noise, and he felt her chest heave under his hand.

"You gonna take it off for me? Show me everything?"

"Cha-" she groaned as his fingers tightened around her nipple, "Mr. Seo!"

"Good girl," he moved to kiss her lips again, "I'm going to take this off now, okay?"

She nodded, and he could feel the wetness on her face where her cheek brushed against his own.

The elasticity of her top worked against him for a moment, making her laugh before taking matters into her own hands. Changbin's eyes were glued to the tracks that littered down her cheeks and along her chin, even as he took the opportunity to return his hands to her waist. What he found made him groan again, finally dropping his eyes to take a proper look.

"You workout like this? Or did you take them off before coming back here?"

"I like to be optimistic."

His brain went blank. She hadn't exactly answered the question, but he was choosing to take it as the former option. After blinking for a few seconds, he decided to trace his hand forward, over her thigh, between her legs.

"Hoping I'd notice?"

She hummed a positive note, biting her lip as his hand moved.

Her wetness was… abundant. He nearly lost track of where his fingers were since all he could feel was slicked up flesh.

"Lean back for me," he asked, "and spread your legs."

"What ar- fuck!"

He had dropped back to his knees and wrench her legs apart. His fingers sank into her thighs as he pressed forward to lick a wild line up the front of her.

"Mr. Se-eo…" the words shuddered out of her. It sounded like half a complaint, but the way her hands dug into his hair proved that he shouldn't move very far from where he was.

That was fine by him. Mouth wide, tongue out, he took his time to explore every fold, crease, and bump. Finding the spot, just slightly off center, that made her fingers pull so hard that his scalp stung, he finally let one hand free from a thigh. Extending two fingers, he barely brushed against her entrance.

"Mis… ter… Seo…"

He hummed against her, a questioning upwards tone.

"Pu… put th… please…"

He smiled against her, still refusing to move from his work. But he didn't want to tease too much. Slowly, he pushed his fingers forward.

It earned him a loud moan.

"Fuck," he spoke between abrupt licks, "sound… so pretty… for me."

"I'm gonna… fuck I'm gonna… gonna…"

He renewed his efforts, shaking his head slightly in his own excitement. It seemed to only add to it for her though, so he mimicked the motion.

He also quickened the pace of his fingers. He turned his fingers, exploring the reactions he could get from different angles. Finding something that made her emit a high pitched whine, he focused on that.

"Cum… gonna… fuck! Cumming!"

The first thing Changbin noticed was her thighs squeezing around his ears. The second was the texture of her slick somehow getting even smoother.

He kept going, softening his motions just marginally. After a few moments, her thighs loosened and he stood up.

"You," he kissed her, "taste," another kiss, "so good."

He almost missed it, thanks to the wetness already on his skin, but when he pulled back he could see clearly the tear stains on her face. His eyes trailed over the tracks, noting where the tears had hit her chest and trickled across her body.

"Mr. Seo," she panted, "please fuck me."

Changbin was suddenly aware of how very clothed he was. Nearly toppling over in haste, he stripped down until the only thing he still had on was his earrings.

He saw the way her eyes flowed over his body. The appreciative quirk of her eyebrows, the way she subconsciously wet her lips. He decided to show off, just a little bit.

Gripping his cock, he slowly pumped it. He didn't need much help in getting hard. He just couldn't help basking in the way her eyes focused, smirking at the whiny noise she made.

"You sure babygirl? Want me fuck you here?"

She nodded quickly, biting her lip.

"I've got an implant!" She blurted.

He tilted his head, not quite processing the words.

"It's… birth control," she shyly explained, "it's for medical stuff but… there's no… worry," she shut her eyes, trying to hide from the awkward, yet necessary, conversation.

Changbin took the opportunity to wedge himself between her legs.

"Look at me pretty."

She opened one eye, staring up at him.

"What a good girl you are," he spoke softly, slowly rubbing himself against her as he continued, "Right? Good pretty girl gonna let me fill her up?"

"Mhmm," she nodded piteously, fresh tears falling from her eyes, "please Mr. Seo."

He almost came like that, rutting against her cunt, watching her be reduced to tears at the thought of him fucking her.

But that would simply be a waste.

Changbin anchored one hand on her waist, gripping her tightly. With his other, he directed himself into her properly.

"Fuuuuck… Mr. Seo… fuck so good," her face slackened, satisfied at finally having him inside her.

Changbin was sure his own expression was much more tense. Taking shallow breaths through his nose, he prayed that he wouldn't bust the second he moved again.

After a second, he gave his hips an experimental thrust. The experiment being based on force.

"Mr. Seo!"

He groaned.

"Pretty baby," he was losing track of himself as he started up a rhythm, "so pretty for me… want me to fuck you hard? Want it soft? Talk to me pretty… tell me what you want."

She looped her hands around his neck, loosely holding him as she let herself lean against the mirror behind her.

"Harder Mr. Seo," she panted, "train me hard."

He let out a guttural moan, reaching up to do… something. He didn't really know what he was aiming for, but his fingers ended up in her mouth.

"Fuck… what a good girl. Pretty girl. Pretty baby gonna let me cum inside, huh? Gonna let me train this pussy to take my cum? Fuck, gonna fucking fill up my pretty baby."

She couldn't rightly respond, but she nodded. Fresh tears streamed down her face, which only motivated Changbin to go harder.

"Crying because of my cock? So perfect. Show me your pretty eyes baby, let me see how much you like having me inside you. Gonna cry for me more? Good girl. Come here."

He dragged his fingers from between her lips and pressed forward to kiss her. She made a muffled whining sound into his mouth. Changbin pecked her cheek before whispering in her ear.

"You okay?"

He felt her nod.

"Tell me."

"I'm good. Fuck, I'm so good."

"Good," he kissed her neck, "tell me if anything changes, yeah?"

"Yes."

"Good girl."

He leaned back again, the angle allowing him to put more power into his thrusts.

She twisted slightly, placing her arms across her body as she ran her nails over his skin.

He gave a particularly sharp thrust and moved his hands to grip her wrists. Putting them both into one hand, he pinned her arms up against the mirror.

"I told you not to hide from me."

She whined.

"I want to see all of that pretty body baby. Every fucking inch, okay?"

She nodded, but didn't say anything.

Changbin narrowed his eyes and let go of her wrists.

"If you try to cover yourself up again, I'll stop fucking you."

She groaned, annoyed, but nodded.

"Good girl, now…" he grabbed one of her hands and slid it between their bodies. "Show me how much you want me to fill you up. Give me those tears when you cum."

It didn't take long. She worked her fingers over herself, occasionally dipping down further to let her fingers straddle over his cock - giving him a bit of extra variation in texture and pressure. A fresh wave of tears started spilling down her face soon enough, and she started mumbling again.

"Gonna… fuck gon… gonna c…"

Changbin let himself relax, satisfied that he'd held back enough already. He felt her tighten around him, making him gasp slightly.

"Fuck! What a good girl for me. So good, so pretty for me… crying so pretty for me… cumming all over my cock… gonna fucking fill you up… gonna fu… uck!"

He came mostly to a standstill, leaning over her and giving tiny jerks of his hips as the last few spurts of his release pulsed through him.

A few moments later, once they were clean again (courtesy of the gym's showers), he recalled what had started this whole thing.

"We didn't find your phone."

"Oh," she seemed unphased, "let me see your phone. I'll call it."

He dug his phone out of his shorts' pocket and handed it over.

She tapped at the screen, and after a second a loud buzzing was heard.

Sporting a small smile, she pulled her phone out of the drawstring bag she had been carrying with her.

"Oh," she tilted her head at him, "would you look at that? Seems like I had it this whole time."

Changbin stared at her, unsure of how to process what had just happened. She laughed, handing his phone back to him.

"Anyway, I should probably get going so you can finish closing up."

"Uh… yeah…"

He saw her out, re-cleaned the women's locker room, and finished stocking the fridge.

After locking up, he was halfway to the bus stop when his phone's text alarm went off.

From: Crybaby

Hi Mr. Seo. I was just wondering when my next training session is scheduled?

[edward-lygma-ballz]

THE BATMAN MOVIE TIER LIST PART 2

2006- Batman Begins: Gosh this movie is so good if I'm not being biased this is objectively the best movie in the dark knight trilogy. One thing I will say is I wish Scarecrow had more scenes in the movie but I absolutely love the one scene where he does spray Falcone but I wish I could've seen more. This was peak Christian Bale looks wise and I realized this last night when I was watching the movie. The Ra's Al Ghul plot twist was actually surprising the first time I watched this movie. Alfred was peak overall just amazing. VICTOR ZSASZ MENTION!?! Side note we need more live action Victor Zsasz. I would have to say this movie is S tier.

2008- The Dark Knight: HEATH LEDGER WAS EMACULATE. I do agree that he's just a film bros wet dream for the joker BUT I still love it. This move produced multiple iconic memes just overall so freaking good. If you want my biased opinion this is they best movie in the dark knight trilogy. I can quote most of the Jokers lines by heart and I once watched this movie 3 times in one day. The two downfalls of this movie are Rachel and Two-face. (Refer to meme in pt1) Harvy himself is fine but Two-Face just ain't it chief yknow. And I know Rachel's thing is that she's not like scared of criminals and not scared to stand up for what's right but something that really gives me the ick is when in the penthouse scene during jokers schpeel she just stands and and says "alright, that's enough." Or something like that. Idk it's just like did you really think that was going to stop this insane man?? This movie is A tier as well.

2012- The Dark Knight Rises: If mid was a movie it would be this one. While I absolutely love Bane in this movie I can't stand Catwoman (which is really weird for me cause I usually love her, and I've tried loving her but I just can't.) It's not like a horrible movie it's just not fantabulous. C tier.

2016- Batman Versus Superman: I saw it when I came out in theaters then never watched it again. It was okay??? Idk not much input, I was more interested in the origins of the other members of the Justice League tbh. C tier.

2016- The Killing Joke: Did not like the first 30 minutes. This was the first time I'd ever seen an animated movie based on a comic and don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't to see batman and Barbara Gordon make out w/ implied sex on a rooftop. The first 30mins aren't in the original comic at all. Last half of the movie sticks to the source material almost entirely and it was executed greatly. A tier.

2018- The Lego Batman Movie: OH GOSH this movie is really good. I can watch it with kids when I babysit and we can both enjoy it. Witty remarks, Robin is absolutely adorable, REFRENCES BATMAN (1989) MULTIPLE TIMES!!! Joker isn't a complete dick to Harley. PEAK JOKER DESIGN!! No bad remarks. S teir.

2021- The Long Halloween Pt1 and Pt2: Loved these movies. Wished they made Sofia Falcone look more like Carmine like they did in the comic but her character was still great. I also wish they would've kept the catwoman suit the same as in the comic. Was very easy to sit through almost 3 hrs of movies. Harvy Dent was portrayed amazingly. Once again nothing bad to say about these movies. A tier.

2022- The Batman: I LOVE LOVE LOVE INCEL RIDDLER AMD BATMAN!! I love paul dano in general but God he was so good even though he only had like 15min of screentime throughout the 3hr movie. Zoë Kravitz fucking killed it as Catwoman. Can't forget #daddyoz literally amazing. "what's black and blue and dead all, over? yyyoOOUUU." Bussin soundtrack, got me back into Nirvana tbh. I love the casting for Carmine, wait no I take that back. I love the casting for the whole movie, it was absolutely spectacular 👌. S tier

Anyway that's all guys, if you want to hear my rankings for other movies just ask and I can put them all into a big post. I can put this into picture format if yall want to see it but I'm too lazy to do it rn.

[torgawl]

if i was the traveller i honestly would've thrown a cup of osmanthus wine in zhongli's face by now. literally no one is helping them find their twin. instead, they're stuck listening to Everyone's trauma afksjaknfs

okay, anyway! question for u bea!! which char has ur fave attack sequence + what vision/element/weapon do u think u would have? :D ! hope u have a lovely day/evening <3

AHJASJ approved, cheer leading your osmanthus whine attack 👌 i honestly think he would be very unphased, he knows he deserves it. besides... it would be a memory to share 🤣 bye. right???? traveller being so patient is probably the most unrealistic thing about genshin. they should have the chance to get a little silly as a treat 😌

omg those are such good questions!!! i'm gonna answer based on normal and charged attacks only so it's a little easier. i don't think i have one single favourite but i love love love, hands down, yae miko, yoimiya and kokomi's attack animations. their playstyle is so fun, it shows a lot of their personality and it's super satisfying to watch. the prettiest attacks!!! (and i have none of the three which is a shame, honestly, jail) from the four stars, though, yanfei and layla have my heart!!! yanfei's attacks are better than most 5 stars in my humble (very correct✌️) opinion. she is amazing. best girl. 6 stars even.

and if i was a character i think i would either use a polearm or a bow 🤔 they just look fun to use. i have used a bow before and it was such a cool experience. being able to use long distance attacks is also a cool move. especially if you get to be like childe who can also do close distance combat!!! i find sword attacks in genshin a little boring looking so that one's a no for me. and catalysts are only fun if i get to use these fists like heizou or directly throw my book until i hit an enemy in the face. *father, i crave violence meme* 😂 for vision, hydro if it was a choice (i have the feeling i was a marine animal in a past life or like a duck so i'm translocating that feeling into my hypothetic persona in the genshin universe ahaha). although there's no >official< confirmation on how they're given, i feel like if i ever got one in the universe, though, it would either be electro or cryo. but who knows?! would be happy with any. free superpowers, can't complain xd

thank you so so much for sending these questions (and also your traveller commentary ahah), they were so much fun to answer :D i would honestly love to know your answers as well if you're willing to share. hope you are also having a very lovely day so far!!! <3

[kanyniablue]

9 people you'd like to get to know better

tagged by @america-oreosandkitkats who for some reason tumblr no longer wants to link to

3 Ships: here i am burnt out on hetalia but i can't for the life of me think of any other fandom ships i hold strong emotions for. anyway, 1. rusame 2. ameripan (i just think The BoyTM is a very versatile projection device for multiple pairing dynamics, historical factoids, and messy personal relationships to the concept of 'what the fuck is a nationality what do you mean i have to be one because i was born here.' he can be you're angle or yuo're devile) 3. pruhun

First Ship Ever: i honestly can't remember--peter pan and wendy? jasmine and aladdin? the first i remember being invested in having one ship succeed over another available ship was danny phantom & valerie grey; i didn't realize you could have options after it looked like one ship was already lined up. also dual identities where they hate each other as one but are dating as the other are still 😘👌20 years later

Last Song: alien blues - vundabar

Last Movie: the pale blue eye (netflix, 2022). edgar allen poe (played by dudley dursley) and daniel day lewis (played by christian bale) solve some brutal murders at west point military academy. it's...fine. if you like historical-setting mysteries with some occult ritual stuff and slight blood & guts, it's a decent way to spend 2 hrs. the whole thing starts with a possible suicide that shows the body; & there's a semi-on-screen rape scene that didn't need to be there near the end--if you see the main mystery get solved and want to shut it off, go for it. the american accents are torturous but that's fair.

Currently Reading: crime & punishment (dostoevsky) at work; sewer, gas & electric (matt ruff, same guy that wrote lovecraft country) at home. the former is slow going but i don't mean that in an 'it's boring' way, just in an 'i need to reread that slowly and digest its meaning' way, and also sometimes in a 'three or four different people have similar names, which one's which again' way. the latter is very silly but fast paced and shiny; some of it makes me side-eye the author.

Currently Watching: my traditional new years binge of the twilight zone, although that was a few days ago

Currently Playing: mmmmnothing. been talking myself out of downloading the sims 2 because we all know that's a one-way trip to losing your precious free time into the void of micromanaging your pixel dollies

Currently Consuming: tomato sauce on everything. they tell you it's 'economical' to make your own but they don't tell you how quickly you have to start getting creative to finish it before it gets moldy (yes i could freeze it. you know when i'll ever unfreeze it again? never, that's when)

Currently Craving: meaning in life. also more content for this 5 year old podcast my brainworms have been gnawing on for the past month

Next on deck: ...i know it's counterproductive for this meme but i'm really not up for tagging people right now; if you see this consider yourself tagged

[queenharumiura]

🍰 // bel & fran -- verse(s) as you want xD

Taken from meme: [x] ||Accepting|| @dyingresolve Note: I am too lazy to edit the images-- so i'll type out.

🔪 Where Haru would place your muse in a Horror movie:

Options: First to die, Survives by pure luck, Tries to protect the others, Too cute to die, Assassin, Kills the Assassin.

"Ouji-sama is easy. Put him down for the Assassin." Ignore the part that the Varia is comprised of assassins, so really they all would fit in the category- but that wasn't fun! She understood the mission was to categorize them if they were both in the same movie. "Fran is..." She thinks on it. "I think i'm at least tries to protect the others or survives by pure luck." At least, if Belphegor is the assassin, mayyyybe he takes some pity on her and lets her live.

Honestly, if they were in a horror movie, it's probably because Belphegor got pissed or was going on a rampage for some reason. Her bet was on Fran making him mad. "Fran is the first to die. Bet."

-

👌 If someone said 'I'd die for you' what would Haru's reaction be.

Options: Then perish, You will, Please don't, Cool, I'd die for you first.

"What?" Where is the option of 'Don't fucking lie, I know you wouldn't.' She looks over the list again. "I mean... if either of them said that... the closest thing I got is... 'Please Don't' or 'I'd die for you first' for both of them." Yeah, sounds about right.

"Realistically speaking, having either of them die would be catastrophic for the Varia. In the grand scheme of things, sacrificing myself for either of them would be the wiser choice." And she really meant that.

-

📝 'Can I copy your homework?' How does Haru think they'd react?

Options: I'll help you with it!, Yeah sure, Bold of you to assume i did the homework, Lol nope, Wait we had homework????, Read 5:55PM

"We don't have homework... but we do have mission reports to write?" Yeah, that should work. Looking over the options again and thinking back to either Fran or Belphegor--

"I feel like... Fran is probably... 'bold of you to assume I wrote my mission report.' He just has this magical way of saying the thing that increases his punchability stat, you know?" As for Belphegor... hm... "I put Ouji-sama in the 'lol nope' category. It just sounds right."

-

👀 How likely is your muse to stab someone:

Options: Would never stab anyone, Would stab in retaliation, Yells 'I won't hesitate bitch' first, Would stab without warning, Would stab as a warning.

"I mean, we're all assassins. We're all able to stab someone." Still, she could very much place some people in these categories. "Ouji-sama fits under basically all of them but the first one, I'd say." Yep. He would stab as a warning, but that comes without a warning. He would absolutely stab someone in retaliation (someone probably pissed him off). "Maybe not worded the same way, but I can envision him taunting someone like that. Probably Fran, let's be real."

"Fran... I don't really see him using a knife himself as he'd probably prefer using his illusions. You know what? Let's put him under 'would never stab anyone' just because I feel like he wouldn't do it himself. Have an illusion do it. That should... count... right?"

For the record, she's the 2nd, third, and last.

[dragoknitter]

Catch these fuckin’

Danny Phantom One-Shot Recs

I’m gonna plug my own one-shot in here first, then go in reverse through my history. This list is probably gonna have more fics, so buckle up. There’s (surprisingly) only one crossover, and I’ve also put the GothMoth fics into a section by themselves. Because they’re special.

Coincidentally by Dragoknitter - Miles and Tucker are cousins, and Tucker basically says, “Y’all need a support system, lemme hook you up.”

Is This Just A Thing that Girls Do? by newdog14 - Middle school girls are terrifying, and this is definitely something I might’ve done if given the right motivation.

Pushing Buttons (Until They Break) by ObsidianCreates - Danny’s parents aren’t the best at feelings, and press on way too many sore spots. But! There’s a sequel and they make up for it!

Day Three: Cryptid by JadeNoRyuu - Astraphobic Danny + supernatural thunderstorm + helpful senior student = a fun little story that is just *Pacha 🖐👌Meme*

The Green Gremlin by NikaylaSarae - Some top-notch character building for Dash, although this author mostly writes for Sanders Sides

Parental Woes by DarkNymfa - Very nice premise! Clockwork and Pandora are awesome, but don’t really Get human stuff. Danny is embarrassed.

Of Tweets and Twats by DarkNymfa - Twitter convos discussing Amity Park, featuring people from Amity Park!

Flickering Yellow and Green by dragonrayy - Danny gets hit with something by Technus that messes up his eyes, so he goes to a ghost optometrist.

Grabbing Smoke by thatgirl_youknowtheone - Lovely characterization for Kitty! Also has Jewish Sam!

Growing Pains by ayjayar - Ghost puberty! Ghost puberty! But not for Danny

What Can Be Found by ajility - Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. Or, in this case, a dream ship in the Ghost Zone.

Facing Facts by ajility - I get the feeling this author just likes writing Danny in denial about his parents’ neglect…

The Things We Hold Dear by Alana_Kitty - Nice little story about Danny fixing Ember’s guitar!

Bang Babies got nothin’ on the Ghost Kid by anthrop - Look. I loved Static Shock as a kid and seeing him completely overwhelmed by Danny’s OP ass is wonderful.

Core by GhostWriterGirl1 - F in the chat for Danny. Boi gets messed up by a solar flare. The author added in the reasoning behind the headcanon too, so that’s neat!

Shots Fired by RedGhost1010 - This is definitely NOT what you should do in the event of a school shooting, but who cares about that when you’re immortal?

Lightning Scars and Listening Ears by GoingDeceased - A little angsty, but hey! Danny finally has some adults on his side!

Electricity by lexosaurus - Danny has PTSD, and peer pressure is a bitch

GothMoth Fics

Spooky Sin Scholar - Danny is a polyglot and teaches classmates to swear in Ghost.

The Fright In Halloween - Danny is a little shit, but what else is new?

Mimicry - Mostly just shitting on radical Christianity’s policy of “unnatural things must be eradicated, we must send them back to Hell where they belong”, at least that’s my takeaway

Fashion Flame War - Uniforms are only convenient for schools, and are a crime against expression of self. Casper High can never do things the easy way, though.

In My Veins Flows Chaos, But I Could Do Without It Being This Obvious - *plops ectoplasm into Danny’s hands* He glows!

Nip Trips Nips - Ah, ghost nip. And implied Val/Ellie! (Ellie is my preferred name for her because Dani and Danny is just so confusing)

Ecto Upgrade Start - Ghost puberty, for Danny this time!

Gala Glamour - Richness and pettiness are a given combination, after all, why shouldn’t Vlad use his ridiculous wealth for the entertainment of teenagers?

Poised To Go Splat - Don’t drink glow sticks, kids. Or let your insane ghost-hunting parents make an anti-ecto fog machine for the school dance.

What Qualifies As A Few Too Many Words? One - Ah, the unfortunate circumstance of a ghost needing Danny’s help, luckily (or unluckily) the ghost doesn’t speak English.

Would You Like Some Bullets With That, Sir? - Vlad is insanely rich. People don’t like him. Failed assassinations are just annoying when you’re immortal.

Phabulous Phashion - Danny should not be allowed to shop for clothes by himself.

Little Nibblers - Accidental ghost edible consumption, and baby fangs.

[yumiluna]

UHH IDK IF THIS IS THE RIGHT ACCOUNT OR ANYTHING BUT I AM DESPERATE FOR OPINIONS ON THEM SO. Vanlock thoughts? Planning on writing them again soon and I need something to rotate in my mind until then

💜also your content is great!!! The wonders of being able to create your own food,,, self sustenance,,

AAAAAAAH IM SCREAMING YES THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE BUT OHH MY OPINIONS I okay idk where to start or how to go about this or if im doing this right but i will do my best 🏃‍♂️

First of all, I think they're extremely fucking neat and continues to just Rot my Brain. I always saw Barok as a "I fucking hate this man (affectionate)" towards Herlock whereas Herlock is the "I can fix him" towards Barok but more on the mindset that he knows Barok has been through so much shit and all he really needs is a loving family that Herlock knows he can provide (and more) just so that he can see some genuine happiness cross the man's face for once after so long and I 🧍‍♂️ Herlock knows when and when not to be serious around him, it's just more so that he acts Like That when around Barok because maybe he just loves to piss him off (affectionately) or that's the only way how he knows how to show affection and tbh either is👌👌👌👌👌👌 Just the whole "im gonna tease the person i like because im too shy to say i like them!!" but instead of children it is Two Grown Men. Just love these two men who are playing gay chicken with each other and having their kid be like "lord just KISS already"

I also really like to think about how as a result of Barok wanting to spend more time with ris to make up for lost time, he HAS to spend time with Herlock and just the idea of his feelings for herlock developing into something more because of it makes me do fucking Backflips 😤😤

I also love love love to think about how the two may have bonded over loves never meant to be (Herlock -> Mikotoba; Barok -> Genshin) for just a Drop of Angst. The two being left alone in one of the most vulnerable times of their lives (Barok and the Professor/Herlock and Surprise Fatherhood) with the two probably seeing each other as kindred spirits in that sense and taking solace in each other's company when time allows like "wow your Married w/ a Child Japanese Best Friend that you totally had a thing for left you/betrayed you I'll Drink to That/Wanna Make Out" 😳 Perhaps they find that they have a lot more in common than they thought but they only start to really get together after the events of dgs2 when they've both (barok specifically) really dealt with their trauma...

I could probably just Go On but i hope this helps!!! You make me wanna do the "Understand My Ship in 5 Minutes" meme now LOL thank you for enabling me to ramble on about vanlock

And thank you!!! I love to sustain myself and I'm hoping that my sustenance is feeding others too 🙏🙏🙏 the world needs more vanlock content and i am here to Provide...

I LOOK FORWARD TO READING WHAT YOU WRITE IF YOU DO SO IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!

[sugasplug]

EPISODE 3

tw: discussion of suicide

- lim is so fucking funny the way he does a complete attitude 180 when ryeon says "so i can use [jun-woong] how i want" 🤣🤣👌 top tier

- jun-woong can be such a bootlicker sometimes lmfao

- OKAY FULL NAME TIME LETSGO very grateful that he gave us the characters unprompted: Lim Ryung-gu, ryung as in "high" and gu as in "to rescue". wonder why thats considered a teaseable combo

- "MR. TEMP" "MR. CONTRACT" HES SUCH A BASTARD IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SIR

- god they cut jun-woong down so quick. "you look like a rag doll", ryung-gu's mean little snicker, "keep looking forward (newbie bitch heavily implied)" yall are fucking ruthless lmfao

- damn ok this show is so good at getting me comfortable in the flow of bullying jun-woong and then punching me in my kidney with some nuance. the scene with his fathers shrine grabbed me by the balls even as i called him an idiot for going home in the first place and almost getting caught. "i wanted to fill your shoes better...still, this is...a pretty big company. i dont think theres one as big in korea" please sir im begging you to shut the fuck up my heart cant take it 😭😭

- TLDR; jun-woong can have a little depth. as a treat

- "you know how our family is unnecessarily frank and objective, right?" ok dialogue exposition go off. thanks 4 this peek into the psyche of why jun-woong is Like That

- damn that shit on why the dads missing from all the pictures hit ngl

- jun-woong you bystander trash its all "dont get involved" til its YOUR shoes got fucked up. but hes too charismatic and funny to stay mad about it. also every time its shown him doing this he gets involved anyway so as far as we know hes not even bystander trash. hes....wannabe bystander trash ??

- the delivery of him and jae-soo becoming friends in this moment was 1 of the funniest things i seen in a long time i dont even know how many times i played it back. theyre both so ridiculous who does this shit

- the creation of kim woong-jun ahjussi = petty bitch lim ryung-gu confirmed

- THE ROOSTER CROWING IN THE BG WHEN JUN-WOONG SAYS THEY NEED CHICKEN AFTER JAE-SOOS DEPRESSION MONTAGE WAS SO UNNECESSARY I HATE KDRAMAS OMFG 🤣🤣

- lmao they rly spooked the fuck out this man he ran like an olympic gold medalist was chasing him with a knife

- ryung-gu seems to be developing a habit of holding jun-woong back from shit and im interested to see where that goes

- "a temporal error will occur if your temporary body gets close to your real body" sorry but what does going tachycardic have to do with time glitching ?? anw i really thought mr sexy grim reaper did all that shit to prove a point but it turns out he didnt and also kind of saved jun-woong's life by getting him away from his own body?? granted he didnt have to choke-throw him but yknow

- ryung-gu's energy is very matchy in the scene about the contract. jun-woong raises his voice, he raises his back. jun-woong speaks quier and with deliberation, so does he. gonna have to see if thats a pattern during a rewatch sometime

- OH NO THE STRAW 🥤😭😭

- damn my mans jae-soo rly said nah this nosebleeds gonna have to wait til im done studying

- "like im the only one standing still" [meme oof audio]

- "dont cry" [cries] "nevermind. cry it out" [stops crying immediately] why is this guy so relatable

- duality of man: jun-woong is smart enough to snag his shoes from the entryway before hiding so hes not caught out and able to argue his way onto jae-soo's case by citing his usefuleness as someone who grew up in the neighborhood but also dumb enough to forget his face will change to anyone in the land of the living that knows him and not even skim the contract before signing it. YOU ARE WORKING FOR THE MF JADE EMPEROR READ THE FUCKIGN CONTRACT

- LMFAO THE DIRECTOR WAS SO IN AWE AT THE GALL OF ASKING FOR A FORBIDDEN PRACTICE TO BE ALLOWED FOR THE SAKE OF FRIED CHICKEN SHE JUST SAID YES THATS INCREDIBLE

- jun-woong really stuck his head out the window just for the reverb on that "ANDWAE...!"

- damn this kid got kicked out of school, harrassed while alone by weird strangers who lied about knowing his name without ever meeting him before, watched his mom cough up both damn lungs then try to say she was all better because of the hospital bills, and became homeless all on one day which happened to be his birthday

- say bruh i dont think ur dads comin back w that chicken. FUCK AND HE LOST HIS DAD ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. SHIT. FUCK

- when jae-soo woke up from one (1) PTSD nightmare and went "hm yea i need to step in front of a moving vehicle immediately" i felt that 😔😔✊

- nah im with ryeon on this one jun-woong is painfully slow on the uptake

- idk whats funnier, the fact that mr sexy grim reaper got scammed just as hard as jun-woong or the fact that jun-woong damn near dove into the other room to avoid being seen. ngl tho id be pussybaby too if some guy choked me out and tossed me ten feet while my physical body was busy being defibrillated

- ok at the risk of sounding callous idk if trying to save jae-soo's dad is the right option here?? like sure he'll be alive and jae-soo might be less fucked up, but that money was assumably what kept jae-soo fed and allowed his mother to continue treatment at the hospital. if his dad doesnt kill himself for that money theyll still be homeless and broke, and shit, maybe his mom dies instead once shes kicked out the hospital and he's just got different trauma. and you know whatever bills his dad wracks up in the hospital after his car crashes is gonna push him futher in debt, not to mention the cost of repairing the car itself, or possibly getting sued by the driver of the semi (assumung s. korean road law is similar to the usa's). fucking with time is always so riskyyy how about just get the man a support system and some therapy idk

[spyoikawa]

Ok I 100% mixed up bridal carry and fireman's carry I'm the rough draft, but im honestly vibing with fireman's carry more 👌

Flufftober Day 6 - Fireman's Carry

Character - Kotaro Bokuto

Warnings - test taking anxiety, stress, toxic studying behavior (lack of sleep, self care, socially distant, etc)

It was the fated time of year, the quarterly exams and midterms were coming up. Usually you handled the time period with a bit more grace, but this year, calling you stressed was an understatement.

Why the hell did every teacher decide to put all their midterms withing 2 days of eachother. You've got to study for one course and be sure to be prepared for the class directly after. And which classes allowed notecards again?

It was just so much to think about.

Your boyfriend didn't fail to notice your work. Not texting for hours, but suddenly responding to his at ungodly hours of the night. Spending every free period to go tobthe library or study hall. Not being able to walk home with him after practice, because you need to go home and study right away.

Not only was it your absence and constant need to work that was bugging him, but you looked more exhausted everyday, implying you've been eating and sleeping little.

As supportive and proud as he was that you're taking the responsible path and preparing, you're habits were getting a bit toxic.

He decided not to interfere and just support you through it, he was sure you knew your limits. That was until his phone woke him up at 1 am with a text from you, sending him a meme as you were taking a break.

1 am is the time you should be asleep and allowing yourself to recover- and you weren't even done studying yet?!

He put on his jacket and started heading to the library. And lo and behold, there you were, resuming your studies, one hand holding a book open, the other taking notes. It looked as if it was taking all your strength just to hold your body up, your eyes straining to stay open.

You didn't notice his presence until he stood in front of you.

You blinked and quickly panicked "shoot I'm sorry did I wake you up? I didn't mean to, I'll text you much earlier next time-"

He started packing up your books and put them in your bag. It was odd to find him this quiet and calm, usually it's was quite nice and held a majority of your domestic moments, but you didn't know what to make of it now.

"Listen," he started, "it's amazing that you're getting ready and putting this dedication into your midterms, but you've gotta take care of yourself. Cmon we're going home-"

You cut him off "wait nonono, I gotta finish my chemistry, i promise just that and I'll go back, I didn't mean to wake you, just let me finish"

He zipped up your bag and slung it on his forearm. "Sorry, no can do"

You shrieked a bit and he squatted and scooped you in his arms, before you could even react and process his movements. Suddenly he threw you over his shoulders, supporting your arms and legs on either side of him.

"Ko, put me down, I'll go home soon"

"And by soon, you mean 5 minutes. Because you're going home with me"

He carried you out in this manner, gaining some odd looks from night shift librarians. But they've honestly seen worse.

You thought he would set you down after a block or two, but he continued on. But maybe he'll drop you off at your house? Nope never mind.

"Ko. We passed my house"

"Yeah no, we both know if i drop you off there, you'll keep working. Just for tonight you're staying at my place to make sure you at least relax a bit"

And finally as you arrived at his place he set you down, holding your hand as you readjust your weight on the ground.

He guided you to his room, setting your bag down on a chair. Pulling you in through the doorway he took off any accessories you had on, making you as comfortable as he could, before finally sitting you down on his bed.

"Tomorrow is Saturday, and we're gonna sleep through the whole day whether you like it or not" he giggled as he pressed a final kiss to your forehead.

[houseboatisland]

I am intrigued by flirt!Oliver so I would like to request him for the shipping meme

Oh, he can get it. Anytime he wants, just look at him. (Lmfao)

~Oliver~

💞✨  OTP ✨ 💞:

Oliver and Douglas, by miles. It’s easily the ship I feel strongest about in the whole show.

Other Ships That Are 👌:

Where to begin? Lol. Him and:

James

Arthur

Percy

Thomas

Duck

Murdoch

Mavis

Henry

Emily

Derek

and interestingly of all, Duncan XD. More on that shortly.

Despite being complete and utter soulmates, Oliver and Douglas allow each other to have their little flings on the side. To elaborate on WHY he’s such a flirt, we know Oliver spent much of his life on borrowed time, and he fled through a huge patch of England and perhaps Wales on his way to Sodor. Oliver had relationships with male and female engines, diesel and steam. Life could potentially be short. If he felt a connection, or even pretended to if it meant coal, water, a shed or even a tarpaulin, he jumped at it.

Funnily enough, several of the engines he endeared himself to on his travels have survived into preservation! He thus has many old flames to catch up with.

Interesting But Fence 👀:

Not gonna lie, I prefer the idea of him and Duck being friends more than a couple, but it’s by a minuscule margin, and I needed to fill this bit with something.

Let’s just call them “friends who happen to kiss a lot.” That’s them in a nutshell. Kissing Oliver is also how Duck first got the courage to kiss Donald.

Better As Friends 😊:

This question’s useless. Practically every engine it was acceptable to do with, Oliver has flirted with at least once experimentally.

Meh 😑 / Overrated :

Don’t have much to put here.

It Happened Once In A Dream 🌑 (or AU 🤔):

Now, for that Duncan bit from earlier :3c

Okay, so, about ten years after first getting to Sodor, in 1978, Oliver went into Crovan’s Gate for a routine overhaul.

Duncan happened to be in at the same time, for the same reason, and their roads were next to each other.

Oliver was immediately taken with how gruff and fussy Duncan was. It reminded him of so many engines he had previously paired up with, but seeing it in Duncan, a narrow gauge engine, was almost too cute for Oliver to bear.

Duncan was initially furious with this doting attention from which he couldn’t escape, but it was only a few hours before he softened up and realized just how much he liked being fussed over, and how much for it to be Oliver doing the fussing.

Crovan’s Gate Works normally is very speedy with whatever undertakings it has, but at this time, The Works and a private lorry haulier were having a dispute, so work had slowed right down on several non-rail supplied projects. Sir Bertram Topham Hatt I, who was usually very labour friendly, was on holiday at this time, so the other Directors strung the dispute out as they refused to give an inch. This suited Oliver and Duncan just fine.

Oliver and Duncan have only rarely crossed paths ever since, but the narrow gauge engines can’t help but notice how much he seems to perk up (and stop complaining) in Oliver’s presence.

All the winking, smirking, and blown kisses across the wharf were pretty self-explanatory.

If I Had to Put Them in a Polycule 💗:

Him, Douglas and Arthur, or him, Douglas, and James. Or perhaps him, Douglas and Duncan <3

I’ll be honest, any polycule involving him is usually also going to have Douglas in it.

NOTP 😤:

I don’t like him and Toad together, only for the reason I see Toad as being steadfastly aro/ace. If anyone ships it, I don’t mind of course.

[rotten-hearts-sharp-teeth]

That chapter update was 👌👌

Unfortunately the storm I just drove thru was not. But it did give me a few ideas! If you're in the mood for a few fun questions:

1. What rock or mineral would best represent Sabine?

2. If she got her little house with a white picket fence, how would Sabine decorate? And would she have pets?

3. Got any Sabine and Hans as parents HCs? (Or would they be canon because it's for your story... 🤔)

Thank you! I'm so sorry you had to drive through a bad storm but I'm happy you made it safe! I get so excited when I get question. I'm always in the mood for them

1. Mineral would be: carnelian. Not only does it fit her personality, but its the shade of reddish brown I picture her eyes

2. I love thinking about Sabine's fantasy world. It really would be like a sitcom dream. Her decor would be the height of popularity between the late 50s and early 60s. Big sectional couch and lots of seating, sensual lighting, vinyl everywhere, tasteful but just on the side of sexual artwork. Lots of earth tones. The bedroom is absolutely decorated for sexy time though. Right down to business. They probably get a water bed when they come into style. For a few days before a claw pops it.

I see Sabine having a cute little white fluffy ankle biter dog. She can't resist. Holds it up and tells Hans it looks just like him. Hans wouldn't like it at first but he ends up being the dad with the dog meme.

3. We will call them headcanons since my Canon story has yet to be revealed lol.

Sabine is the wine party fun mom. She wants to do things her way and when people tell her that's not how you take care of a baby she asks, why not? Protective, but also believes in her children learning things for themselves at their own pace. Picks them up when they fall, kisses boo boo's, always willing to listen to a problem no matter how small.

Hans is the overprotective dad but also let's the kids climb all over him and swings them around in the backyard. Silent instructor. Absolutely has tea parties.

[asgardianhobbit98]

A first-lines meme!

Rules: List the first lines of the last ten (10) stories you published. Look to see any patterns you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any. Then tag some friends.

aighttt @sunnyrosewritesstuff tagged me in this so I'm gonna give it a go! Just wanna add, btw, that it all looked really good sunny! I saw a pattern! They're all great ways to immediately inform the reader what the story / chapter is about! Just pulls them right in :3 👌

1. 28 Day February Challenge 2022 - "Their first kiss was back in the Blue Mountains, and Thorin had walked in on them."

2. She's Your Sister? - "“Bilbo left?”"

3. Personal Space - "Anders had arrived at Skyhold alongside of Marian Hawke unbeknownst to everyone except for Varric."

4. Depriving Oneself of Comfort - "“Ah! No, no!” Anders raised a hand and tried his best to remember the right commands to make this dog listen."

5. Pretend Illnesses - "Marian Hawke discreetly stood leaned against the doorway, watching Anders rush around his clinic during what seemed to be a random rush hour of patients."

6. A Winchester Christmas - "“What... the hell is all this?”"

7. Breaking Rules - "“Father always told me not to abuse my magic like this.”"

8. The Only Gift's He'd Ever Need - "Anders’ body took in a deep breath through its nose, before he himself, now awake, breathed it out in a sigh, eyes fluttering open."

9. He's Just Guarding Us - "Placing a kiss onto Marian's belly, then one between her breasts, and lastly a long, sweet kiss against her lips, Anders let out a content sigh."

10. Anders' New Favourite Holiday - "“These human customs turn stranger and stranger the longer I spend time with you.”"

well I see a clear pattern lol - either I start with a pretty long sentence explaining what one character is doing, or I start with dialogue XD also - I need to write about other characters than my baby Anders XD

tagging - asjkdjsha I don't know who has done this so - anyone who fancies a go?? aaaand (sorry if you've already been tagged) @scyllas-revenge and @anders-did-nothing-wrong aaand @bish-0-p please don't feel forced to do this though :3 💜

[wrathfulmercy]

Sexy headcanon meme, Hitman and/or Mafia boys, you decide ^_^ 👀🍑🌹💘😋🌸👌💦

Sexy headcanon meme from here

🍑 - Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference?

Mafia Rick is used to be the top but he likes to be a bottom to Negan. In fact he starts exploring it with him and he’s the only one he really likes it with.

Assassin Rick is definitely a top. He was used to be a bottom and very submissive but that changed within the years. I bet if he allows to be a bottom again, that would prove his trust and would be a big commitment.

🌹 - Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference?

As said Rick is usually a top cause he’s more experienced with women in mafia verse. He had men before but he didn’t really like being a bottom in that case. With Negan that changes and he’s the only man he would really enjoy being a bottom to even if he never imagined that.

In assassin verse they met as Rick was a clear sub. Negan was his first love and the only man he ever slept with. Back then he was a shy nerd who was super submissive but that changed after Negan broke his heart. After that he only had sex with women and turnt into a clear dom. He never had a relationship again and used sex to let out some steam and the pain that Negan left inside of him. When they meet again Rick changed a lot and will be very dominant towards Negan just to protect himself from another heartbreak. Of course he can’t change the fact that he still loves him and that he still feels incredibly drawn to him, but I guess their first time would be dominated from Rick and seem very rough, just to make Negan think he has no power over him anymore. But once Rick can’t deny his feelings anymore, he would be submissive again to prove him he’s still the same.

💘 - Kinks?

Dirty talk, watching Negan getting off for him, neck kisses, power play, breath play, marking, biting. Also Rick is always a very sensual guy, smells make him horny very easily, so he would definitely keep something of Negan to get himself off to and sleep within just to have him close. His smell is just like a drug to him

😋 - Spit or swallow?

Swallow. He would only spit if he wants to degrade the other or punish them. (And he likes to exchange the taste ;))

🌸 - Do they have an aftercare routine?

Rick is usually a very clingy cuddly person so he loves aftercare. I bet in mafia verse Negan could be nearly annoyed by his soft bubbling and clingy hands, but in assassin verse it will probably surprise him that Rick after their reunion will skip aftercare right away. He used to be very clingy and stared at Negan all night when he fell asleep during making out cause he was too drunk. Rick was caught in a love bubble and couldn’t take his eyes off of him. When they meet again, Rick tries anything to seem distant and in control to protect himself cause he knows he wouldn’t survive another heartbreak. Sometimes he would seem distant and cold, rough during sex and not emotional like Negan knows him. He would get up immediately and instantly regret that he crossed that line cause he knows well enough that he still has feelings and that it will get harder and harder to deny it if they keep the intimacy going. So Rick would probably just get dressed and say it can never happen again, but he says it for himself, never because he really means it. When he finally opens up again and gives in to him, he will love the aftercare again but it will take time.

👌 - Favourite position?

He loves praising Negan and making him feel powerful in mafia verse so he loves sucking him off when Negan controls the movement of his head. He also loves to be taken from behind, but just when Negan stays close on his shoulder to whisper dirty things in his ears cause otherwise he would feel too far away. Rick wants to melt into his partner like being one and no matter how much he likes powerplay with Negan, he wants to hear his voice, feel his breath and look into his eyes. It’s important for him.

In assassin verse he will mostly like to take Negan from behind and evade his eyes at the beginning cause he can’t take it anymore. He would start crying if he looks at him or has him ride him or when he lays under him. In the past he loved this position the most: negan on top looking down at him with his beautiful eyes and that damn grin on his face cause it was so emotional and close for him. But that’s exactly why he fears it now, cause his trust and emotions got disappointed once, he wouldn’t bear it when it happens again.

💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on?

His hands and eyes. He loves how his eyes are glowing and how confident he seems. His hands are strong and boney and inked and somehow that always reminds him of the things he’s able to do with him. How he handles him, how he spanks him but also how he holds his hand. His hands are everything for him. Of course his chest is also damn hot with the muscles and tattoos, cause it gives him the feeling of being secure in his arms, that he has one person who is his safety instead of being the safety for others (that also comes a lot with the height).

@negans-savior-complex

[gldheart]

kou minamoto or the character meme ! 👌✨

002 | give me a character & i will tell you  ...

how i feel about this character:     i love kou !!!  he’s probably my favorite character in tbhk right behind tsukasa.  he’s just a really sweet kid who’s trying his best with what he’s got and i appreciate that ab him !!!!!  aidairo has done a great job fleshing him out beyond the one dimensional character that he was at the start,  and i think that the conflict between his values and that of his brother’s is rly interesting.  that and the mitsuba plotline ofc !  

all the people i ship romantically with this character:     the obvious pairing is mitsuba / kou but i also really like nene / kou ?  i think they’re cute !  beyond that,  i rly like the idea of him with one of his besties,  satou or yokoo :)

my non-romantic otp for this character:     i love love love his relationship with his siblings !!  you can rly tell how much he loves them and how much they love him and it really just makes me :)  particularly with teru,  because we haven’t seen as much of tiara  (  which i hope changes soon ! she’s adorable  )  but yea ! i just really adore the minamoto siblings in general.

my unpopular opinion about this character:     kou’s compassion for mitsuba is partially based on guilt for his own complacency ( ? ) when he was alive.  as much as i love the boy,  i do feel like his feelings toward him would be pretty different if they were still just classmates.  idk if that’s an unpopular opinion skdfjkd i don’t really engage with the fandom.

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:     i hope that the kou / mitsuba plot ISN’T queerbaiting on aidairo’s part and that there IS acknowledgement of romantic feelings at play later on,  whether the ship happens or not ?  you can argue all you want about whether or not that sort of subtext for their relationship is there or not,  but the effect is definitely there and there are a number of parallels they draw btwn kou / mitsuba and nene / hanako that suggest that it IS their intent to do so.

my otp:     probably kou / nene tbh !  idk i’m not a huge mitsuba fan and him being a ghost just complicates the relationship sdkfjskd but tbh i’m not rly looking to ship with kou anyway !

my cross over ship:     omg that’s rough ....... maybe nezuko / kou ?  they’re around the same age and i feel like she’d really appreciate kou’s earnest n hardworking personality !!

a headcanon:     i have no idea if this was EXPLICITLY stated to be canon so i’m just gonna say it’s a headcanon !!  kou makes bentos for his two siblings and has gotten scarily good at making charaben >:)c he makes lil pikachus out of rice and seaweed for tiara and puts little apple bunnies + octopus sausages in teru’s.  

[arcxnumvitae]

👌 - Favourite position? 🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex? Huaxiu

@fellbloom || Sexy Headcanon Meme

👌 - Favourite position?

Gosh, Huaxiu has so much going on when it comes to his sex preferences that it’s hard for me to keep it all in order. He’s such a horny little dragon. Huaxiu likes being on top of his partner because he considers it a major ego boost to be able to look down at them and get to see how good a time their having. Not to mention it gives him a measure of control. 

He’ll never admit it out loud (even if it is abundantly clear to his boyfriend) but he also likes generally anything receiving from behind because as much as he loves control, he loves getting to release it equally as much. From behind allows the opportunity to say pin his wrists down/restrained above his head, or keep him pinned down and only able to take what he’s being given. A variety of options to please his little sub heart.

Pft, if he’s topping though, no preference to be honest unless he’s been kicked into a dragon mood in which case maybe also giving from behind for domination and biting purposes. Anything that similarly restrains his partner.

🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex?

Before Vasilios he was very much a hit it and quit it kind of guy for trauma reasons. That soft afterglow period of sleepiness and vulnerability after sex he associated  with losing his eye, since it was during a time like that when his partner attacked him. 

Now though he’s been launched right back into loving it since he’s overall gotten a lot cuddlier after starting to date Vasilios. It’s just about mandatory with him now with Vasilios if the situation allows for it. And since I guess I should acknowledge current timeline events, it’s only with Vasilios he would want to cuddle. So not with any fling/s he has currently.