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aprilias · 3 months ago

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Reading from certain reliable journalists that Pramac Yamaha might pick Jack Miller over Sergio Garcia because of the whole passport debacle again and I’m annoyed for so many reasons if it’s true. Like I’m sorry if this is an unpopular opinion but if you’re fast enough to be wanted on the MotoGP grid, it really should not matter where you are from or which passport you have and i don’t really care if that means a full grid of Spanish-Italian riders.

#its late so sorry but seriously guys #like if im garcia and thats the case im searching hard for an argentinian relative or something #but seriously what #also to use that to justify signing JACK MILLER of all people #like just say its for the development project and ill (begrudgingly) understand it #because to his credit he is a good development rider and should get more credit for making that ducati what it is #but his chances at yamaha shouldve been zero the moment he decided to make those comments about fabio tbh #motogp

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alaskan-wallflower · 4 months ago

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i’m gonna kill my self what do you mean i’m getting all 4 wisdom teeth out in two weeks and you just told me 😭😭

#they told me over lunch #i knew i had to get them out but they failed to tell me the date #i’m genuinely so fucking scared like #i’m going under anesthesia and i’m so scared of that evacsue u hate ivs #i’ve watched too many death row documentaries i think #but seriously what #my mom told me she’s ok with stage dooring at the outsiders tho so that made it ok #but still huh

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burningthetree · 7 months ago

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are u britain

Uhm. No?

#so far I haven’t colonised anyone so I don’t think I am Britain?#but who can say for certain #the way I am cry-laughing at this #this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received #asks #but seriously what #my friend: you can’t just ask people if they’re Britain #other friend: but ARE YOU?#what do I know #I’m not Britain nor am I British #if that was the question

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selfspinninglies · 1 year ago

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Was about to make that "to my 2 followers what do you want from the gas station" joke but uh

I'm not rich .

#noodle talks #WHAT HAPPENED #HOW #???#what do i do #is this worthy of a milestone #should i do something #but seriously what #thank you??#i want to do something but what to do is the issie #i havent done this before ill say that much

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angel-crowstiel · 2 years ago

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Just woke up from a nightmare in which I was forced to come out to my father (and only partially came out, mostly just didn’t deny I wasn’t cis/straight) and then retracted it a day later and I will blame bishagate 2.0 for this

#/j #this is a joke obviously #but seriously what #misha collins living the strangest life with the strangest scenarios #this is what I get for reading countless posts about it and then going straight to bed #what on earth #misha #misha collins #misha shenanigans #spnnj #spnnj23 #bishagate #bishagate 2.0

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pizzacrustdisposal · 1 year ago

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Peepaw, did you know that I actually regard you as quite cool? Because I do, you are cool

i just got my ass kicked by a puppy

#but seriously WHAT #this made me tear up a little bit #i think you’re mega cool too!!!!#never had a better friend!! :3 #you’re the one who I can tell my weird stories #like an old man in a rocking chair on the porch #emotionally I am there with you and we both have a nice cold drink to sip #saying the most batshit stuff and laughing like we’ve known each other forever #sorry I’m emotional #pizza crust delivery #pizzacrustdisposal

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ghostfacd · 1 year ago

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why is it that I realize after making the characters for cruel summer that olivia and louis are older than luke?? that’s crazy

#03 babiessss #but seriously what

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gordonthefreedman · 2 years ago

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WAIT WHAT DOES GONCHAROV HAVE TO DO WITH DEFUNCTLAND??? /GEN

#goncharov #unreality #i guess?#better to be safe then sorry #but seriously what #defunctland #i know they made a new vid a few days ago but ????

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little-paper-ghost-child · 2 months ago

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Sorry just looked it up this sounds like it was written by an aliens trying to sell the product

“Managed to coax out so much flavour” it sounds like this beer is a creature. Is this beer mayhaps a creature.

This had me audibly cackling in the office

#beer #seriously what the fuck #accident in Hubbards cave #will defend that this could be some sort of beer creepypasta #I’m so tire #but seriously what #all of the things I could find on it were like #(dark and chocolatey! deep. very deep flavour. it tastes like dried fruit. the flavour is so deep.)#LIKE DEEP WHAT?? IN THE CAVE??#HUBBARDS CAVE??#idk man

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x0401x · 7 months ago

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#what’s going on like seriously

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tuttle-did-it · 5 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.