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Crybaby
Changbin tries to stay professional when one of his personal training clients starts crying.
Warnings/etc: 3.7k | Crossing professional boundaries, dacryphilia (crying kink), ya girl is thicc and knows what she wants 👌 (still has moments of self-consciousness though), she calls him Mr. Seo for most of the this, Changbin is basically that "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" meme, there's all your general foreplay (fingering, oral, all sorts of rubbing) and PIV y'all [MDNI/NSFW OBVI], sorta public sex (the gym is closed).
Tagging @rapline-heaux because without our conversations this wouldn't have happened.
"Wait wait wait," he raised his hands to grab the bar in her hands, "don't hurt yourself."
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He hadn't meant to make her cry. Honest. He was just trying to encourage her to keep going, and may have gotten a little… loud.
She shook her head, tears still running down her cheeks, protesting ardently.
"No," she hiccuped, "I can take it."
Changbin wasn't sure exactly what did it, but he backed away immediately. To her, he probably seemed to be letting her do her reps. In reality, he was panicking.
Taking deep breaths, he tried to will the growing hardness between his legs to go away.
I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I am a fucking professional. I am not going to think about tying her to the squat rack… fuck!
"Okay," he grasped at straws, "I think you've earned a break. Go get yourself some water."
She retreated into the locker room, saying something about forgetting her water bottle in there. Changbin nodded, not absorbing her words. He was too busy trying not to think about the wet streaks on her skin, or the way her face had strained as she worked.
He made a beeline for the front desk.
"Hyung," he huffed out as he flopped onto the waist high surface.
"Yes?" Chan absently asked, staring at the computer screen in front of him as he chewed on his ID badge.
"Hyuuuuuunnnnggggg…" Changbin whined, bumping his forehead against the countertop.
"What?" Chan dropped the badge from his mouth, lanyard jingling with the motion, "what happened?"
"Have you…" Changbin lifted his head and looked around secretively before starting again. "I'm hard. At work."
Chan laughed. Of course he did. What else was he supposed to do?
"Okay, and?"
"And my session has twenty minutes left!" Changbin stood up. "What the fuck am I supposed to do?"
"Well…" Chan's eyes remained glued go the computer screen, despite his best friend currently going through it next to him, "what caused it?"
"I was encouraging her to do one more rep…"
Chan hummed, nodding slightly to indicate that he was listening.
"And she started crying."
Finally, FINALLY, Chan looked up from his computer.
"Say sike right now."
"Hyuuuuuunnnnggggg…" Changbin leaned forward, supporting himself on the counter with his arms and chest specifically so that he could kick his feet while whining.
"That's a Minho conversation," Chan shook his head, returning his focus to his monitor, "I don't cover kink discoveries."
Huffing dramatically, Changbin laid his head against the countertop once more. He remained silent, trying to think of anything but what had happened, until a voice interrupted.
"Mr. Seo?"
He stood and turned, thankful that enough time had passed for the most pressing of his issues to fade. He fixed his customer service smile in place.
"Ready to finish up?"
She smiled at him. He couldn't help but notice that she had washed her face. The skin looked slightly raw, like she had rubbed it vigorously.
"Yes sir. I'm ready to follow orders!"
Changbin felt a prickle of satisfaction at the conspicuous pause in keyboard taps coming from the direction of one Bang Chan.
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"I'm kind of a crybaby anyway," she sniffled, wiping her eyes as she rested against the assisted pull-up stand, "don't let it stop you."
He wasn't hard again. He was not. Not completely anyway.
"Good to know," he managed to sound relatively normal, "but if you're in pain or something, make sure you let me know."
"How else am I going to get rid of this?" She slapped a hand against her thigh, sending a jiggle that Changbin desperately tried to ignore through it.
"Besides, some pain is good."
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Changbin stood in the mostly dark facility, going down the closing checklist. Locker rooms had been cleaned, machines had been wiped down, the mopping was done… it was all blurred together but he was pretty sure all he had left to do was restock the fridge and make sure he locked up after himself when he left.
He fetched a crate of impractically sugar packed "sports drinks" and water from the storage closet and settled next to the cooler. Halfway through the strawberry banana blast, he heard a rapid knocking on the glass doors.
Hauling himself up just slightly, he peeked over the counter.
She was peering through the glass, tears once again streaming down her face. She seemed desperate to get back in.
Swiping his keys off the counter, Changbin approached the doors. Her expression brightened, but the tears kept coming. He unlocked the door and pulled it just slightly open.
"Hey, you okay?"
"I'm so sorry! I left my phone in the locker room. Can I please just go grab it?"
He considered this. Obviously, customers weren't allowed inside after hours… but what was the harm, really? He was certain that if she tried anything sketchy he could easily enough physically remove her from the premises.
"Uh, yeah," he stepped back, widening the opening of the door to let her in.
"Thank you so much!" She edged past him.
He tried not to be too aware of the way her body brushed against his as she moved. He quickly busied himself with relocking the door.
"You don't mind, right?" He didn't even know if she was still nearby, but it felt like the right thing to say. "They're supposed to stay locked after hours."
"No problem. Uh…"
Her voice trailed off when he turned to look at her.
"I'll stay up front while you look," he offered, trying to make it clear that he was not a threat.
"Actually," she fidgeted with the hem of her sweatshirt, "could you help me look? This place is kind of creepy when it's empty."
"Oh, uh… sure? That's fine."
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He wasn't staring at her ass. He wasn't. He absolutely was n-
Her ass jiggled as she let her heels drop back to the floor.
"Hey Changbin?"
He blinked, hoping she hadn't spotted him staring at her ass.
"Yeah?"
"Can you check the top shelf for me?"
Knowing full well that he also couldn't see the top shelf of the tall lockers, he crossed the room anyway.
She smiled at him, and just before he reached the open locker she turned into his space. Pointing to the only shelf in the only locker that was currently open, the curve of her ass pressed against the front of Changbin’s body.
"I usually put it right," she lifted onto her tiptoes, rubbing even more against his body, "here."
Changbin bit his lip, holding his breath and trying not to think about the angle of her hips against his.
I should move. I should step back. If I move she'll definitely see it though. I shou-
"You might need to get closer."
Against all sense, he followed the implied request of her words.
If the locker had been shut, she'd have been pressed tightly against it by now. As it was, she gripped on the edge of the tall shelf and rolled her hips backwards.
"Fuck," Changbin groaned, unable to keep himself from grinding against her this time.
"Is it too hard?"
"Fuck," he took a step back, stumbling his way to sit on the wooden bench that ran the length of the room, "I'm so sorry! Fuck that's… I shouldn't… that was totally out of l-"
He cut off in a choked groan.
She was lifting her sweatshirt. Pulling it upwards, uncovering just how tightly her leggings hugged the swell of her ass and dips in her hips.
"It's fine Changbin. You can touch me if you want."
He thought he might snap the bench with how tightly he was gripping the wood at his sides. Clearing his throat, he tested the waters.
"Do you… um… do you want me to touch you?"
She turned to face him, tugging the sweatshirt entirely off. He noted that her outfit was the same one she had worn earlier, while he had worked with her.
"Yes," her eyes seemed to shine as he watched her approach him. One of her knees slid onto the bench next to him.
"Don't you want to touch me Mr. Seo?"
That did something to his body that he'd probably have to do some googling about later on.
"I saw you get hard earlier."
"Fuck," he couldn't think straight, "I'm sorry. I jus-"
She leaned in, cutting him off by pressing her lips against his.
All doubt left his mind. Reaching forward, he grabbed at her waist, reveling in the way his hands sunk into her flesh. She made a surprised sound, which he countered with what he hoped was an appreciative groan.
"You were just so pretty," he mumbled against her lips. "So pretty when you cry for me."
She laughed. Good. He was relieved that she seemed okay with, well, everything at the moment.
Resituating his grip on her body, he grabbed, tilted, and slowly lifted as he stood up.
"Careful!" She quickly latched her arms behind his neck, clearly concerned about being dropped.
"I got you baby," he reassured her as he carried her to the low counter between rows of lockers. He supposed it was there for patrons to do their makeup, or hair, or something after showering at the gym. Or perhaps just to take progress pictures in the mirror.
For now, it would serve as Changbin’s personal dining table.
He placed her onto the counter and immediately started sliding his fingers into the waistband of her leggings.
"Can I take these off?" He managed to ask between short breaths and quick nips at her lips.
"Please," she pleaded, "take off whatever you want Cha-"
"Mr. Seo," he was definitely going to have to think about that later. "Same as when we're training."
She groaned and nodded, knitting her hands into his curls.
"Are you going to train me well, Mr. Seo?"
Oh fuck.
"Of course baby," he lowered his head and tugged at the strap of her tank top with his teeth, "I can make your body do things you never dreamed of."
"Please… please please please please…"
He stood up straighter and dug his fingers even further under the edge of her leggings. Gripping the fabric, he started pulling it down.
She hunched slightly, arms falling in front of herself. He didn't notice at first, so focused on getting rid of the stretchy cloth. Carefully he rolled it down, pausing to slip her shoes and socks off before fully removing the leggings. Letting himself land on his knees, he looked back up at her.
He spotted her posture immediately. Reaching up, he pulled her hands into his.
"Don't hide from me," he said as softly as he could, but to his ear it still sounded a little demanding, "I want to see all of you."
"Nngh," she made a complaining noise, "I'm fat."
"So?"
He stood, still gripping her hands in his. He noted the bright red flush of her face.
"So I…" She avoided his gaze, tears gathering in her eyes again, "I'm not… you know… sexy."
He couldn't help but laugh. It burst out of him like someone had forced it out of him.
"Baby don't be stupid," he pulled one of her hands down, pressing it against where he was uncomfortably hard in his shorts.
"Does this feel like you're not sexy?"
She bit her lip, eyes trailing downwards. She twisted her hand free of his and more firmly ran his fingers against him, gripping him as well as she could through the cloth.
"Fuck," Changbin groaned. He slumped forward, digging his face into the crook of her shoulder and just enjoyed the feeling for a minute.
"Am I doing well, Mr. Seo?"
"Doing so well," he huffed into her neck. "Want you so bad."
His hands started wandering. While one took up the duty of helping him steady and ground himself on the countertop, the other trailed over her body. He wanted to map out the entirety of her.
He slid his hand up her shirt, pausing to knead at her stomach for a moment while he just groaned into her ear again. Continuing onwards, he was delighted to find that her workout tank apparently provided enough support that she didn't need an additional sports bra.
"Fuck, baby," he paused, letting his thumb explore her nipple as he started kissing her jaw, "want this off too."
She made a breathy noise, and he felt her chest heave under his hand.
"You gonna take it off for me? Show me everything?"
"Cha-" she groaned as his fingers tightened around her nipple, "Mr. Seo!"
"Good girl," he moved to kiss her lips again, "I'm going to take this off now, okay?"
She nodded, and he could feel the wetness on her face where her cheek brushed against his own.
The elasticity of her top worked against him for a moment, making her laugh before taking matters into her own hands. Changbin's eyes were glued to the tracks that littered down her cheeks and along her chin, even as he took the opportunity to return his hands to her waist. What he found made him groan again, finally dropping his eyes to take a proper look.
"You workout like this? Or did you take them off before coming back here?"
"I like to be optimistic."
His brain went blank. She hadn't exactly answered the question, but he was choosing to take it as the former option. After blinking for a few seconds, he decided to trace his hand forward, over her thigh, between her legs.
"Hoping I'd notice?"
She hummed a positive note, biting her lip as his hand moved.
Her wetness was… abundant. He nearly lost track of where his fingers were since all he could feel was slicked up flesh.
"Lean back for me," he asked, "and spread your legs."
"What ar- fuck!"
He had dropped back to his knees and wrench her legs apart. His fingers sank into her thighs as he pressed forward to lick a wild line up the front of her.
"Mr. Se-eo…" the words shuddered out of her. It sounded like half a complaint, but the way her hands dug into his hair proved that he shouldn't move very far from where he was.
That was fine by him. Mouth wide, tongue out, he took his time to explore every fold, crease, and bump. Finding the spot, just slightly off center, that made her fingers pull so hard that his scalp stung, he finally let one hand free from a thigh. Extending two fingers, he barely brushed against her entrance.
"Mis… ter… Seo…"
He hummed against her, a questioning upwards tone.
"Pu… put th… please…"
He smiled against her, still refusing to move from his work. But he didn't want to tease too much. Slowly, he pushed his fingers forward.
It earned him a loud moan.
"Fuck," he spoke between abrupt licks, "sound… so pretty… for me."
"I'm gonna… fuck I'm gonna… gonna…"
He renewed his efforts, shaking his head slightly in his own excitement. It seemed to only add to it for her though, so he mimicked the motion.
He also quickened the pace of his fingers. He turned his fingers, exploring the reactions he could get from different angles. Finding something that made her emit a high pitched whine, he focused on that.
"Cum… gonna… fuck! Cumming!"
The first thing Changbin noticed was her thighs squeezing around his ears. The second was the texture of her slick somehow getting even smoother.
He kept going, softening his motions just marginally. After a few moments, her thighs loosened and he stood up.
"You," he kissed her, "taste," another kiss, "so good."
He almost missed it, thanks to the wetness already on his skin, but when he pulled back he could see clearly the tear stains on her face. His eyes trailed over the tracks, noting where the tears had hit her chest and trickled across her body.
"Mr. Seo," she panted, "please fuck me."
Changbin was suddenly aware of how very clothed he was. Nearly toppling over in haste, he stripped down until the only thing he still had on was his earrings.
He saw the way her eyes flowed over his body. The appreciative quirk of her eyebrows, the way she subconsciously wet her lips. He decided to show off, just a little bit.
Gripping his cock, he slowly pumped it. He didn't need much help in getting hard. He just couldn't help basking in the way her eyes focused, smirking at the whiny noise she made.
"You sure babygirl? Want me fuck you here?"
She nodded quickly, biting her lip.
"I've got an implant!" She blurted.
He tilted his head, not quite processing the words.
"It's… birth control," she shyly explained, "it's for medical stuff but… there's no… worry," she shut her eyes, trying to hide from the awkward, yet necessary, conversation.
Changbin took the opportunity to wedge himself between her legs.
"Look at me pretty."
She opened one eye, staring up at him.
"What a good girl you are," he spoke softly, slowly rubbing himself against her as he continued, "Right? Good pretty girl gonna let me fill her up?"
"Mhmm," she nodded piteously, fresh tears falling from her eyes, "please Mr. Seo."
He almost came like that, rutting against her cunt, watching her be reduced to tears at the thought of him fucking her.
But that would simply be a waste.
Changbin anchored one hand on her waist, gripping her tightly. With his other, he directed himself into her properly.
"Fuuuuck… Mr. Seo… fuck so good," her face slackened, satisfied at finally having him inside her.
Changbin was sure his own expression was much more tense. Taking shallow breaths through his nose, he prayed that he wouldn't bust the second he moved again.
After a second, he gave his hips an experimental thrust. The experiment being based on force.
"Mr. Seo!"
He groaned.
"Pretty baby," he was losing track of himself as he started up a rhythm, "so pretty for me… want me to fuck you hard? Want it soft? Talk to me pretty… tell me what you want."
She looped her hands around his neck, loosely holding him as she let herself lean against the mirror behind her.
"Harder Mr. Seo," she panted, "train me hard."
He let out a guttural moan, reaching up to do… something. He didn't really know what he was aiming for, but his fingers ended up in her mouth.
"Fuck… what a good girl. Pretty girl. Pretty baby gonna let me cum inside, huh? Gonna let me train this pussy to take my cum? Fuck, gonna fucking fill up my pretty baby."
She couldn't rightly respond, but she nodded. Fresh tears streamed down her face, which only motivated Changbin to go harder.
"Crying because of my cock? So perfect. Show me your pretty eyes baby, let me see how much you like having me inside you. Gonna cry for me more? Good girl. Come here."
He dragged his fingers from between her lips and pressed forward to kiss her. She made a muffled whining sound into his mouth. Changbin pecked her cheek before whispering in her ear.
"You okay?"
He felt her nod.
"Tell me."
"I'm good. Fuck, I'm so good."
"Good," he kissed her neck, "tell me if anything changes, yeah?"
"Yes."
"Good girl."
He leaned back again, the angle allowing him to put more power into his thrusts.
She twisted slightly, placing her arms across her body as she ran her nails over his skin.
He gave a particularly sharp thrust and moved his hands to grip her wrists. Putting them both into one hand, he pinned her arms up against the mirror.
"I told you not to hide from me."
She whined.
"I want to see all of that pretty body baby. Every fucking inch, okay?"
She nodded, but didn't say anything.
Changbin narrowed his eyes and let go of her wrists.
"If you try to cover yourself up again, I'll stop fucking you."
She groaned, annoyed, but nodded.
"Good girl, now…" he grabbed one of her hands and slid it between their bodies. "Show me how much you want me to fill you up. Give me those tears when you cum."
It didn't take long. She worked her fingers over herself, occasionally dipping down further to let her fingers straddle over his cock - giving him a bit of extra variation in texture and pressure. A fresh wave of tears started spilling down her face soon enough, and she started mumbling again.
"Gonna… fuck gon… gonna c…"
Changbin let himself relax, satisfied that he'd held back enough already. He felt her tighten around him, making him gasp slightly.
"Fuck! What a good girl for me. So good, so pretty for me… crying so pretty for me… cumming all over my cock… gonna fucking fill you up… gonna fu… uck!"
He came mostly to a standstill, leaning over her and giving tiny jerks of his hips as the last few spurts of his release pulsed through him.
A few moments later, once they were clean again (courtesy of the gym's showers), he recalled what had started this whole thing.
"We didn't find your phone."
"Oh," she seemed unphased, "let me see your phone. I'll call it."
He dug his phone out of his shorts' pocket and handed it over.
She tapped at the screen, and after a second a loud buzzing was heard.
Sporting a small smile, she pulled her phone out of the drawstring bag she had been carrying with her.
"Oh," she tilted her head at him, "would you look at that? Seems like I had it this whole time."
Changbin stared at her, unsure of how to process what had just happened. She laughed, handing his phone back to him.
"Anyway, I should probably get going so you can finish closing up."
"Uh… yeah…"
He saw her out, re-cleaned the women's locker room, and finished stocking the fridge.
After locking up, he was halfway to the bus stop when his phone's text alarm went off.
From: Crybaby
Hi Mr. Seo. I was just wondering when my next training session is scheduled?
#a birthday present from me to y'all#Changbin smut#pwp#except yes plot#¯\ (ツ) /¯#skz smut#Changbin x unnamed MC
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Swift travels.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-yuan#wei wuxian#lan wangji#This is my 666th post and *boy* has it ever lived up to it's cursed number. That's a story for another day though.#I might be the only person who finds this punchline funny but I'm commiting to it anyway.#Yes - it is plot convenient timing to have there be a character who happens to have fast transportation when disaster strikes.#It's also something I appreciate writers doing because sometimes you want your scenes to move along.#Cultivators zoom around on swords and it's basically a fast travel system.#I don't think we get a lot of information about how far apart places are-#-except in that one scene about the distance between Lotus Pier and Xuanwu Cave.#What...*is* the speed of sword transportation? I have to imagine it can't be too much faster than a moderate jog.#Or maybe cultivation magic also runs a current to your feet that creates a magnet like effect to the sword.#Okay. Out of this mind pit. I'm changing the topic.#I like to imagine that the real reason A-yuan is there is because he has an incredible sense of smell. And WWX's olfactory senses are weak#A-yuan is like a earthquake detecting dog - but for smoke.#Wait they have dogs that help detect smoke too...#Okay he's like a dog that detects smoke. But for a necromancer's experiments going berserk.#...Did they tell a-yuan about this talisman or has it happened before? Oh no...another mind pit....#EDIT: NO WAY THE CURSE CONTINUES AND I FORGOT TO ADD THE PAGE NAVIGATORS....
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Well. Every tmnt artist has to turn them into humans eventually, I suppose.
Sorry for not posting a ton lately, I have been................. playing fire emblem three houses.............. busy............ Also I've been feeling a little burned out on art, admitedly. Don't worry, it's very much temporary! Last month was just pretty high tempo for me, expecially with the Cell Talk comic, so I just needed to take a short break from drawing to also play fire emblem but I'm getting back into an art-mood now! I decided to draw humanified turtles as a bit of a warm up basically, I've been wanting to do it for quite some time so it was just a fun little thing for me :]
Anyway, some thoughts about the designs-
A lot of people draw Leo as blonde, and I was fully intending to draw him blonde as well, but then I just wanted to see what he'd look like with brown hair instead and I just.... liked that a bit more, so he's a brunette now. Also he has dimples because of course he has dimples. And Mikey has freckles because OF COURSE he has freckles! And Donnie ALSO has freckles because he's my blorbo and I give all my blorbos freckles cuz they're neat. All of them have pretty small eyebrows except for Donnie because he fills them in with makeup. I thought for a while of how I would translate Leo's facial markings into his human design, and I ended up settling for birthmarks (also some red eyeliner cuz his face needs a bit of red on it)
#these human designs may or may not appear in the TSAU for plot reasons i shall not yet disclose#except for donnie lol#actually it's not really a spoiler hold on#you know in the first episode of the show with those lackeys draxum hired to capture mayhem?#and how they were wearing cloaking brooches?#yeah the drax bros are gonna take their place in the au lol#yes i just wanted an excuse to draw them as humans but also i have very valid plot reasons to do so >:P#tizel art#my art#digital art#illustration#tmnt#rottmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#leonardo#donatello#raphael#michelangelo#rottmnt human#rottmnt human design#tmnt human#tmnt human design
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when the god was made in the image of a man who infiltrated the mind of said god and in doing so made himself intertwined with the form that god took while also being the cause of that form creating a infinite feedback loop of what caused the god and his creator to evoke the very image of the death the creator feared through the form of an animal representing that concept, and the god has faint, undeniably human characteristics given to him by his creator while his creator retained none of it. fuck
#slay the princess#quiet is absolutely a corvid in draconic packaging#but theres traits of him that cannot be detached from his construction to aid humanity#his hands and arms in particular. and his uncomfortably human teeth but mostly his hands and arms#bc his hands are very birdlike yes but the general anatomy is completely detached from anything that could be described#as avian or draconic#whereas the narrators almost completely played straight as a crow but with teeth#and its so specific and maybe im reading too much into it#but his teeth are extremely NOT human-like#the narrator is extremely not human even though he once was#did he give his humanity up in creation of the long quiet and the shifting mound?#in his last moments before he became countless echos did he put all of the humanity he had and give it to them#in order to make the long quiet understanding of the concept of mortality in an attempt to sway him on slaying the princess#and in order to make the princess capable of death just as humans are?#was it his own plot to save humanity through the creation of gods that he stripped himself of his own humanity and handed it to said gods#making them resemble living mortal humans far more than he ever could after he gave it to them?#was the gift of humanity that he gave the concept of reality in two distinct ways the exact reason why his plan failed?#why his giving of that gift came back to destroy the construct he created?#that in deciding it to be his duty to act effectively as a mortal god he gave up his own humanity#and made two gods that were more human than him?#anyway narrators got sharp teeth and is a bird except humanity is mentioned. so this man became a bird. metaphorically. after playing god#sorry you tried to destroy death and your creation and you too became symbols of it!#its only symbolically satisfying and fitting i hope you understand
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Finally finishing totk
#Totk#Art#Comic#Link#This one gets main blog privileges lololol#Context: I had beat 1 dungeon and promised my buddy not to progress without them. I was just filling out the map and these guys appeared#Totk spoilers in the tags#Okay so here's my totk story because it hurts everyone I tell including myself#First time I played totk I got really fed up with the tutorial. It would just never end.#I got so fed up with it in fact... I never did the story. At all!#My buddy wanted to watch me do the story but we kept missing each other#So I ended up avoiding anything even tangentially related to plot#I never met any characters. Never even knew there were bosses and dungeons. Never entered the castle#And one time my buddy told me there was the awesome boss in the depths I could fight-- a king dragon. Woaaahhh#I made my way over there and was so ready for this epic battle and ended up killing it in 5 seconds. I was too powerful 😂#Keep in mind I did NO DUNGEONS and had grinded up the dynamic difficulty entirely through common enemies to the point of silver lynels#So yeah I stopped playing because I realized I was way too overpowered to start the story#So I started all over again. Finally doing totk the Intended Way™#Uhh... Doing one single dungeon raised the difficulty to the point of black hoglins appearing?? What???#I'm basically rushing every dungeon (I just finished the second one) without preparing at all or doing any shrines#(I killed colgera while dying from cold damage at 4 hearts because I ran out of cold res LMFAO)#So this is really testing my Zelda skillz. It's very fun.#Also. During the first dungeon. I was so obsessed with the kid I almost looked up how I could keep him as my companion#My buddy was so excited for me to find out what the reward was for beating the dungeon 😂😂😂#What else funny... Oh yeah my old save was so jank I never actually got any more than 5 hearts.#Yes I had to defeat lynels mostly hitless since they can kill you despite the mercy quarter heart#I also went to do the first dungeon on the first save and accidentally entered the ship without the child. It TRAPS YOU INSIDE.#It doesn't even give you a warp it just says “die or warp out”. Except I didn't get the shrine halfway up. So I decided to hoverbike out 😓#Oh yeah and it turns out you can ABSOLUTELY get the master sword so so easily.#She flies right past the water dungeon and phases out of existence near immediately it's very funny.
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captain price (as portrayed by beary sloane)
#this is so stupid but it makes me happy#john price#captain john price#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod art#au where everything is exactly the same except john price is literally just a bear#nothing about the plot or the rest of the games change in the slightest. he's just. a bear#and yes the tac-vest does have snacks inside.#my art
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LBH / SJ as parallels makes me crazy bc on one hand there's the themes of personal responsibility and the hard work necessary for taking agency for your choices and them being what shapes the kind of life that is reachable but on the other SJ was literally replaceable by the narrative and even when he did sporadically try to be Good it always blew up on him / never knew anything else and so was unable to be anything else.
VS LBH was not / protagonist halo / literal bloodline superiority / did at least know love which is what made him able to transcend the world by knowing the abuse he faced was something wrong and not something natural. Anyway
#like on one hand yes... but also the only forever doomed guys being qijiu its like man ok the systemic issues were never addressed huh...#love saves all except it is only freely available to those deemed already worthy. or smth idk#mine#shen jiu#like on one hand hes a bitch and the meow meowification can be kind of much. but also man.#also like i know demons exist as another metaphor for outsiders / those abandoned by mainstream society but the whole OOP game breaking#inherited power bloodline stuff is just always a trope i think is boring like sorry i can never get into characters like that#sj important to the plot as a villain to the pt heavenly intervention had to come down and fill him in with some other guy when he died#his role was important shen qingqiu was important the scum villain was important. but not him lol
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I personally think it's tragic that there's only one scene of baby Yassen. Give me the whole of russian roulette stat so I can edit it 👿🤬
#baby yassen#how am i meant to create alex and yassen two sides of a coin fanvids in these conditions huh?!#i be listening and plotting a yassen edit then im like yes and this is where hes in moscow and then sharkovsky... oh wait no footage 🤬😭#heart eyes at john again to really show the frequency of this except OH WAIT -#guy burt even said he'd write it given the chance THEY SHOULD JUST DO IT#russianroulette#yassen gregorovich#alex rider#dammit#i intend to repost my favourite yassen edit of mine featuring lovely lines from russian roulette after my recent fanvid has been up a bit
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also: not only is June Hur's writing full of research on medieval Korea, shot through with Christian values, bristling with mystery and neo-Confucian philosophy of the time period, and embroidered here and there with the occasional romance....... she's also FUN. She makes Pinterest boards and playlists for her books. She regularly posts on instagram about obscure historical things she finds cool in her research. She wrote a oneshot recently, in which all the couples in her books (...which would make 2 couples, because she tends to focus more on family and friendship) are reincarnations of the same two people. This woman wrote fanfiction of her own work.
#songbird reads#AND HAS A WONDERFUL TIME#okay well. i won't lie i didn't enjoy a crane among wolves all that much because the romance (which was more prominent) did not convince me#the red palace works the best because it is subtler and takes a backseat to the mystery which is the main plot#and yes the oneshot is cheesy. but i think i can enjoy the cheese every now and then.#except in ACAW because i found the romance unsubtle and too much like a kdrama this time not in a good way#anyway hur is FUN! she's a really fun writer who cares a lot about women breaking out of neo-Confucian ideals#which would have them trammelled and silenced in many ways. and she's GOOD at writing curious brave resilient female#protagonists who are also flawed and scared and trying to do the right thing while they're scared.
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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i know that this is in no way an original thought and obviously there has to be some pairing down from concept to product but it seems like every disney movie since frozen has had an insanely cool story idea that got paired down and paired down until it was the most toothless version possible and it drives me nuts
#yes i am just upset about star boy as everyone else lol#like i remember seeing the concept art for rapunzel and thinking oh that's cool but i understand point a to point b#like there didn't seem to be that many changes from story board tangled to movie tangled except for maybe flynn's character#and that was the Right Choice#but like frozen onward i'm like#what happened to the original plot of the movie???
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rotating henry emily in my mind
#clarifying now that this is abt the games#the fandom at large is missing out on henrys character i think and its such a shame#bc he + his dynamic with william are sososo interesting#like this isnt abt anyone specific but it seems like most people portray him as just another parent that lost a kid (but Plot Relevant)#but the thing is. he was completely complicit in the missing childrens incident. he wasnt actively helping william or anything#but he KNEW it was him From The Beginning. he KNEW william was a threat. but the only time he ever said anything was To William Directly.#we dont talk enough abt the candy cadet story about the boy and the snake. or the “bear of vengeance” cutscenes.#that is will and henry. that is Very Directly What Happened in 1985.#in a lot of theories (coughgametheorycough) its stated that henry kicked william out. except william left on his own.#henry was upset with him yes he tried to confront him yes but he could NEVER kick him out.#the boy could not bear to get rid of the snake#and all of that is. so much more compelling than henry being demoted to the sidelines.#rrghfgrgrrh anyway. ask me about. fnaf.#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#henry emily
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Yk, hands down my biggest problem interacting with any fandom, but especially DW, is that I literally can't even begin to understand approaching a character independently of the writing. Like, the statement "This is a great character, just poorly written" is straight up an oxymoron to me. I sometimes get the impression there's this weird belief in a platonic ideal-like "true history" version of a character that got denigrated by hostile chroniclers and [insert hegemony-adjacent adjective] Hollywood directors or something. Belief based mainly on the fact the actor did what they do for a living. Which is just. Again, something I can't even begin to process.
#i'll probably delete this later#the weather is just so fucking bad i'm dying and the inhibition mechanisms that work up to my personality can't even work.#but yeah this is in reference to that ten twelve poll bc twelve is possibly the closest i get to understanding this sentiment#if twelve was a history/science/philosophy podcaster i would be his most active subscriber#except he's a fictional character that made expanded suicide into a moral obligation and the plot presented it as rational wise and moral.#and like. an actor CAN make a character but the writing has to be at most inobtrusive.#yes this is about that interview where both chibnall and whittaker were very friendlily saying it's the other's job to make the character#like i know the intentions were good but it does sound like failed group project students saying how they were waiting for each other's par
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what if i told ya that in my head one of the endless falcone polycule weird sex activities included hiding & a gun🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
#m2#falcone polycule like literally should be cringe to anyone except these 3#Like yk. Many such cases. Im so serious when i say i view them as perverts#FP is always a funny switch from moretti plot which is diaspora drama & mind games#Like ah yes these freaks (theyre constantly on my mind but like in the bg of moretti plot)
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i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.
#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the#one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream.#because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best#friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up.#they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly#and it would still end the same way.#but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes.#now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend.#he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale!#its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone.#and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box.#little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again.#and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued.#s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse.#and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better.#because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a#monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality.#the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that.#BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped.#doctor who#amy pond#rory williams#<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name.#and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember#the doctor there. it would work. it would.#amelia pond au
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#not a confession#helluva boss#the fact that they even mentioned Chaz just made me screech mentally#because... you know. if you've read my oneshot you know#but yes exactly. I also tie back to him the fact that Millie was so serious and untrusting during the flashback#(to be fair. being a mercenary is cutthroat business. but even while fighting and killing she seems a lot goofier nowadays)#how the timeline works in my head is#affair in Wrath. Chaz bounces to another ring and breaks her heart. she stays home for a while after that before moving to the city in Prid#she could've had her walls up out of a sense that the city slickers would only betray her#Chillie seems significant to me bc we've SEEN just how MUCH it takes for Millie to snap when it comes to loved ones and their bullshit#let alone turn from loving affection to seething murderous hatred#so you KNOW that whatever happened between her and Chaz WOUNDED her. or at least offended in a huge way idk#someone on AO3 wrote it so he cheated on her with her sister. like yeah that could do the job alright#though that does imply she loved him which is easily the biggest plot hole here. like. look at that thing#what is there to love#about Chazwick Thurman#he's an embarrassing roach with a dick complex#(also my girl Sallie would never have standards that low. please. she's also a lesbian now but that's another thing)#tbf Chaz and Blitzo are quite similar... except Blitzo has way less shallow writing... I wonder if that could be explored#her currently being so close to someone who is in theory strongly reminiscent of her ex. putting up with so much from him too#ah but I shan't keep talking Chillie. we'd be here all night if I tried to explain all my mental lore#isn't it funny how I've thought so much about them despite despising S02e03 and becoming physically ill by Chaz's sceentime#on my first watch#and then never watching it again#it's just the Concept of him alright. like shared ex of M&M who's a conman a loser a former mafia goon & whores himself to survive#who are you and how did you get here#plus the fact that he's a shark bc sharks are so cool. did you know threshers harm and even kill prey by whipping them with their tails#wish we could've seen that#I love it when anthros have their animal traits acknowledged#wow the tags here really derailed from the original screenshot. ignore them please 🙏
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