#he looks like a literal baby omg

[sincerelyang3l]

You’re telling me that a man who literally RIPPED HIS ARM OUT OF SOCKET AND PULLED A CHIP IMPLANTED IN HIS BRAIN FROM HIS HEAD JUST TO MAKE SURE JACK COULDNT TAKE OVER is literally sad abt his yogurt place and crying in his office over his rival.

You’re kidding me right.

[francy-sketches]

little baby in a silly hat

[nashvillethotchicken]

I'm think about claudia and louis again. 79 dead 1903 injured

[abl0gnam3lia]

....

Two words: Gender. ENVY.

[jrueships]

he is NOT going back to Vegas ‼️‼️

[ratgingi]

another nonfandom oc falls victim to the dialed town beam. everyone say hi to felicity, shes like if government spy drone pigeons were a person doing their best

[meowmeowmessi]

#maybe if i accept that i don't love the club as much as i love their rich history contribution to football -> Honestly, it's probably for the best. When I started watching more Barca games in 2007, my friend who was a longtime Culer warned me that the nature of the club was cultish and neurotic, and that really helped temper expectations going forward. Of the fanbase, I would add "histrionic and delusional". Nowadays, I refer to that place as "the Catalan snakepit" in banter.

you have no idea how comforting your words are to me— been feeling like a glory hunter for a while now as i keep finding myself going back to pep's era of barça while nothing afterwards moves me much, but you put into words why certain aspects of the club and the culture surrounding it, especially after cruyff's departure, simply don't appeal to me

[flareboi]

white women who are obsessed with kpop are genuinely the one of the insufferable types of people in the world

[cowardlycowboys]

need a baby so bad

[greg-montgomery]

Dharma and Greg season 5 episode 22 bursts my ovaries open. I want to have a million of gregs babies he would be the most perfect dad.

feeling really understood rn <3

okay listen i’m still in season 2 of dharma and greg but i couldn’t resist so i watched the episode and oh my god 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i didn’t expect to be sobbing at the end :(( how sweet and emotional :(

pls the way the little girl got attached to him the most 🥺🥺 when he started drawing for her when they first met and then he cooked for her and was explaining the ingredients 😭 what an angel i’m gonna CRY :( and then when he showed her how he played with the books as a kid stopppp he’s so sweet…or when they were playing with those water balloons 🥹 about the last scene i don’t even know what to say like their hug and how she finally talked to him even for “goodbye” HELPPP 🥺🥹😭 he was SO SWEET and soft and patient :(

he would be the best dad EVER 🥺🥺🥺 he would be the type of parent who is strict when he needs to but super soft at the same time <33 like you know he can’t say no to your babies :(

he loves to teach them things and play with them and read to them stories 🥹 when they’re still little he talks to them with this cute baby voice 😭 he’s also the type of dad who will lull his baby to sleep by telling them the story of how he met you like a fairytale <333

he’s an absolute angel of a dad and you’re so grateful that you have this man to grow old with and build a family with 💓💞💗💕

[rosicheeks]

🤦🏽‍♀️

[medusasresfriadas]

one of my many issues is that every time I read something with a central theme that resonates with me or that's particularly memorable I'll spend the rest of my life bringing them up when I encounter anything even vaguely related

[jrueships]

silly billy baby goat !!!!!!! Baby!!!

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i am simply going to kill myself because my brother listened to my snapchat out loud in front out our mother and aunt and now both those bitches are fucking babying me

[gothsuguru]

@twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

request from sibling

[jisungshotfirst]

are you normal or did ur brain just conjure this and now ur crying