#and then she showed me the cheat techniques i almost wanted to divorce her tbh
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he is NOT going back to Vegas ‼️‼️
#his baby sauce deep hatred yet devotion for 'retweet or x bad thing will happen to u!!!' will never die out#' i HATE these posts >:(!!!! I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM >:(!!!!!!' and then he retweets it#i can literally picture his dumbfounded expression in my mind#he'll look exactly liked the shocked fromt facing hamster meme#i remember when i was little one of my girlfriends was doing magic tricks for our broke kid school 'talent show'#and she picked me as her practice assistant#and i was like OMG :)!!! I GET TO WATCH MAGIC HAPPEN MULTIPLE TIMES!! REAL MAGIC :D !!!#and then she showed me the cheat techniques i almost wanted to divorce her tbh#SHIT BROKE MY HEART 😭‼️‼️‼️‼️#WDYM IT WAS A FAKE PENNY/CARD/ILLUSIONARY THING????#MY PAIN IS IRREVERSIBLE#altho i do appreciate the skill it takes to remember all the slyness & stuff like that takes some memory !#it's still cool 😭 i just thought magic was real like in the books#im glad that belief still lives on within the little sauceling#his cutiepie hair <333 im glad hes keeping the beanie as a usually indoor pet#pls keep it that way 🩵#or abandon it all together please god#sauce#instead of celebrating valleys day with a boyfriend/girlfriend/meep#hes captivated by the mysteries of magic
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