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he wasn’t supposed to see that
#he liked my tweet#5sos#ashton#afi#ashton 5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#5 seconds of summer#ashton 5sos#blood on the drums#ai2
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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the attempt to try to make the ace attorney games as self contained as they can is really funny because I mean the doylist reason for edgeworth never referring to phoenix by name in aai is that they didn’t want constant name drops to phoenix wright to feel confusing or invasive to players who are playing it as their first ace attorney game.
but from a watsonian perspective it just makes edgeworth look completely insane. “ah yes that man who had such a profound impact on me and I have a deep unwavering respect for who I shall NOT name under any circumstances.”
#that one tweet that was like ‘if I had no context I would think he was talking about jesus christ’ lives in my head rent free#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#aai#ace attorney#abe plays aaic
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I feel the room swayin'
While the band's playin'
One of our old favourite songs from way back when 🎵
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#alastor#alastor x rosie#radiorose#my art#digital art#autodesk sketchbook#I've fallen into radiorose and I can't get up they captivate me#ALSO I AM SO SO PROUD OF THE SECOND DRAWING U DON'T EVEN KNOW#I like this one so so much probably one of my favourite drawing ever I'm not even kidding#this idea was from a tweet that popped on my tl saying Rosie should dip Alastor the same way he diped her in Ready For This#I got struck with inspiration and needed to draw it out
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phil: whenever i see an ambulance, i like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death (1, 2, 3)
#me trying to find that liveshow again and scrolling through. So Many tweets and posts sdjfs#anyways. found out that that particular 2013 quote got quoted A Lot and honestly as he should <33#like it's such a sweet sentiment and it's rlly the thing where it's like how is he even real sdjfs#his positive outlook on life is truly so inspiring <333#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#dpgdaily#phan#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#dnp liveshows#Dan and Phil play: Your Tumblr in 2015#We're Moving Out#danandphilgames
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my contribution to getting shadowpeach bio parents au trending @kyri45
#shadowpeach bio parents au#shadowpeach bio parent au#the post announcing the challenge used the singular but their tagging system uses the plural so??? both.#oh god now i have to think about main tags#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#lmk monkey king#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#i mean hes the one tweeting and hes in the corner there its fine it counts#aaaaaaaand my tags for my blog#MK#Wukong#Sunburst Duo#2D Art#Funnies#AUs I Really Like#My Art#skygazing.txt#i might make more. i ended my digital art hiatus for this and ive MISSED IT#dude i havent done digital art since MARCH#dude. sketching traditionally has nothing on this#but yeah this is scheduled to post 5 minutes after the dec 6th update!#we'll see if i get my actual proper blog launched before then#or if this will be my first ''proper'' post xD
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ahh yes, the christmas season. the time when most content creators take a step back, log off for a bit, let themselves breathe from the constant pressure of social media. that is except danisnotonfire, who when faced with a handful of days away from his coworker effectively doubles his tweet count for the whole year. never change
#got the tweet notif and without thinking was like why is he tweeting two days in a row#to which my mum replied do you really have to ask#thank you yeah sorry i forgot what day it is for a second
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Reading 'Making Money' at the moment and I love how in this one Adora Belle is so CLEARLY the A-plot character. She's off commanding armies of golems and uncovering secrets from lost civilizations and marches back to town like "Hey Moist, come help me find a wizard to translate this ancient scroll" and he's just standing there giving Spencer from iCarly like "Ummmmm. Does it have to be like, right now...? Only, you see, my dog's just been made chairman of the bank—"
#Obviously Moist's thing is important too but the contrast between his job and hers is simply hilarious#like that one tweet 'My dad and I are both working from home right now. He's ordering new fuselage prototypes for Boeing--'#'--and I'm drawing a picture of a duck'#Except that in this case it's actually the latter person who keeps getting hunted down by corporate assassins#discworld#making money#moist von lipwig#adora belle dearheart#gnu terry pratchett
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i think L should've tried harder to piss light off. provoking light into slipping up would not only be hilarious i also think it would be extremely easy and effective. not saying you could get light to actually confess this way, but he would definitely make more dumb mistakes if, for example, L kept interrupting their homoerotic brain chess matches to insist that kira is actually matsuda because the butts match
#death note#rookposting#more ideas:#light tweets his detailed and reasoned thoughts on politics and law on his 122 follower twitter account#L uses his 1.4M follower acc to quote tweet him constantly with the word 'wrong' in all lowercase#L makes light watch detective pikachu and keeps going 'you should take notes light-kun i think you could learn a lot from that hamster'#(this one's anachronistic but it works on two levels because light is also irate that L is calling pikachu a hamster)#L keeps 'forgetting' light's name#L listens to light making an argument and stares at him for 0.4 seconds and then turns around like he never spoke#the taskforce gets a dog and L names the dog light. light (person) is now light 2#L keeps countering light's arguments with blatantly nonsensical rebuttals but interrupts him every time light tries to argue back#see L wouldn't do any of this because L is more concerned with playing their gayass game than he is with winning#but if for example L wanted to win instead of lose he should listen to my ideas about offering everyone a cup of coffee except light#because light should really take it easy on the caffeine it's starting to affect his complexion
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POV: You're the oldest sibling
it's tough being the oldest.
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#it's tough being a single mom. especially when youre a man with no children.#give me a dick grayson who's always on the precipice of either strangling his siblings or showering them with love#im not really a ''tim drake is a coffee addict'' truther however i do think he should be an absolute diva when it comes to food orders#that single period that dick sends is that 10% of rage that just barely seeped thru#also dude's like 30 he def does not understand the slang of the youth ''lock in?? tf does that mean??''#also my girl stephanie deserves to be smart asf!! i wanna see her thriving#social media au#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#batkids#nightwing#red hood#spoiler#red robin#duke thomas#signal#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#dc comics#twitter#tweets#texts#incorrect quotes#fanatical posting
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so i went through last 6 months of bl actor Mek Jirakit's twitter
in between of saying this kind of things (all of which scream that he was born to be a tumblrina please we need to steal him from there pleasee) he posts about racism against thai people, Palestine, gay and trans rights, criticism of ai, videos of platonically kissing his bros on the lips, extremely emo tweets about love and broken heart, his metal music and sometimes asks fans to rec him their favourite cookbooks
#mek jirakit#mine#my stand in#my stand in the series#and those are only things he says in english#twitter wouldnt translate me any of his tweets from thai UGH i need to know more of what this amazing man is saying#the only flaw he has is that he likes tswift#but whatever i have swiftie mutuals i can tolerate it
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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im sure this has been done before but idc
art creds: group drawing -sas milledge from raven boys graphic novel ronan pfp - auro cyanide on deviantart and tumblr kavinsky pfp - maggie stiefvater
#trc#the raven cycle#ronan lynch#joseph kavinsky#rovinsky#the raven boys#the dream thieves#blue lily lily blue#the raven king#kavinsky my dramatic king#i have a love hate relationship with him#like he's awful but also kinda funny sometimes??#and also was just deeply struggling#but still an asshole#adam parrish#blue sargent#richard gansey#i love fake tweets of them#fourth of july#the rovinsky national holiday
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