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Food is growing! Vice is shredding the cabbage plants I'm thinning out
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“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!
Ahahahahahahah here I go again
Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed
I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk
Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~
#maccadam#transformers#Jazz#Meister#Starscream#L I S T E N#I THINK#The “Jazz” is a hologram and “Meister” is the Real Jazz#because yeah It totally makes sense. Soundwave touched Meister so Meister must be real. And Hound could just create the hologram of Jazz#but....b u t#I can't stop thinking that there's might be something more#like...Hound wasn't exactly wery well hidden. For the love of god STArScream saw him and talked about him#and we all know than Soundwave is a fucking all seeing eye of Sauron when it comes to watching suspicious activity#I...fuckin...listen ok#Meister's plan with second Jazz is so damn clever bc it would literally show to Soundwave how Jazz and Meister can stand in the same room#but I can't help but feel that Sounders is inevitably going to discover Hound and unlike Starscream he surely knows what Hounds “thing” is#or maybe I'm just paranoid. .#maybe Jazz..I mean Meister knows something I don't#i mean duh of course he does#augh I need to stop before by brain spins itself to shreds#This fic made me overthink every detail with double intensity haha#Also. ALSO. We might see the confrontation between Meister and Jazz I feel. we might. it makes me want to giggle for some reson kgkgkg#fic fanart#momu fanart
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The amount of nonsense the ds9 crew puts up with from Quark is ridiculous.
A non-exhaustive list of Quark’s crimes as of s2:ep12:
1. He directly let in a bunch of criminals into the station that proceeded to kidnap the worm-portion of Dax
2. He blackmailed Julian and O’Brien into having a public tennis match, then tried to drug Julien to fix said match
3. He has been caught actively consorting with arms dealers on multiple occasions
4. He literally broke into someone’s private quarters to steal a secret box and summarily kicked off a cold case murder investigation when he got chumped for it
Nobody’s even surprised by it at this point. The earth is round, DS9 is a miserable, shambling wreck of Cardassian engineering, and Quark commits Crimes
#it’s an integral part of their ecosystem#without a Quark present to provide stimulus for the local Odo things would fall to ruin#he’s like the token evil teammate except they are NOT on the same team#token evil teammate who sells delicious drinks and occasionally saves the day with his audacity and business acumen#token evil neighbor#I adore him#quark#ds9#Star Trek#French trek#julien was literally just disappointed that quark tried to drug him#it was like he just walked in on his bastard of a cat shredding the curtains#we are collectively Disappointed in Quark#but also we expect no better#gotta love a guy who will always live up to your expectations#he is living DOWN to my expectations
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you know how infuriating it is when your little brother shoots up in a year? and you've already got enough body issues going on? and hes fucking RUDE about it on top?
raph doesnt cope well. he needs a fucking outlet. (next)
#tmnt#tmnt iteration#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt au#tmnt raphael#tmnt leonardo#tmnt splinter#tmnt raph#tmnt leo#shredded descent#tmnt fan comic#cw dysphoria#cw violence#raph#splinter#leo#art#we're like at most a year post leaving shredder i dont wanna keep the timeline too strict#and he and leo just DOOOOOOOONT get along at all cuz raph does shit like that and leos fucking rude#this one shouldnt get to be too much dont worry I WONDER WHO CAN HELP RAPH GET HIS SHIT OUT.....#also ey dont let adults compare you to other adults they hate cuz thats a fucked up thing we shouldnt let slide!#coughs
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One of Shadow Milk’s many prop replicas of himself, left behind. Even though the eyes are forever staring straight into the distance… Oddly enough, you still feel like you’re being watched.
But surely, though, it won’t hurt to take it home and touch up the colours, right? :)
#oh. my god chat. do i have a lot to say now#IM LOVE HIM#oh my god#fhis is the only time ur gonna see me say i love shadow milk directly and not his art HAHAHA#FUCCKKKKK#this one rlly has me messed up#ive been sitting on this concept for a long while!!! i just cant rlly nail the vibes that i want for it… but mroe than anything i want to#show him to you guys.. so issok if yall see the flopfail before i learn how to better capture my mental image#oh it’s so possessed. btw. like not even a second of thought has to be put into it#LMAO#physical vessel for the shreds of his essence that managed to avoid being sealed up. it’s not enough of him to do anything crazy…#but just enough to put you on edge :)#golden freddy pose shadow milk (i will be drawing this some day)#his ability to move is really sporadic#sometimes he’ll be right in the middle of attempting to make a gesture and then he’ll collapse mid movement… darn#(kicks him) fuck you#i think he’s….. cute.#haha.#okay#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#mystuff#cookie run#crk#crk fanart#cookie run fanart#fave#is it egotistical to put a fave tag on MY OWN ART yeah probably BUT U GUYS DONT. GE T. HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS VARIANT#doodled an oc x canon w this concept in class 2day n realized too late someone wuz watching me draw…………… man.#IM AT TAG LIMIT????? FUCK MY LIFEEE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING. BYE LOL!!!!!
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I'd love to see an AU where instead of going into exile at the end of ROTS, Yoda decides that even if he's not powerful enough to defeat the emperor, he's sure powerful enough to be a pain in his neck, and devotes the next 20+ years to being the biggest nuisance Palpatine has ever repeatedly failed to destroy.
#be it living in the ventilation system of the senate building and creeping from office to office and shredding important paperwork#or breaking into and flooding the fortress inquisitorious 27 times#he just fully unleashes the chaos within him that he's been restraining for the last 800+ years#''killed the younglings you should not have. no more reason for me to be a role model there is.''#obi wan is chilling on tatooine occasionally checking the news and seeing some insanely bizarre thing happening on coruscant and being like#ah yes master Yoda strikes again#jessica's random thoughts#star wars
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Read Right to Left (Manga Format)
I have returned to watching demon slayer after a year and it came up while I was having a serious late night talk with my big sister. I was talking about the relationship between Michikatsu/Kokushibo and Yoriichi and it turns out we both see each other in Yoriichi's shoes and ourselves in Michikatsu's place. Definitely surprising, but really relieving to know that we both worry too much and we are not so far apart in skill as we believe.
This is technically the first piece of fanart I've ever made for the characters in Demon Slayer, I have made OCs before but I never drew an actual character from the story. For context this is mostly just a fun "what if" scenario with them meeting in the afterlife. I like to think Yoriichi's love would reawaken Michikatsu's humanity.
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#yoriichi tsugikuni#michikatsu tsugikuni#demon slayer fanart#kimetsu fanart#kny fanart#fan comic#very much unserious note: I misread something on the wiki to my sister as Koku offing himself because he regenerated too ugly 💀#and now me and my sister have “Kokushibo moment” to denote a scenario in which we become so absolutely pathetic that we just cannot go on#Mine is if I'm still making submas content at 60 years old#Hers is me thinking she's currently having her Kokushibo moment#definitely lightened the mood and we were laughing for like 5 minutes straight#anyways Yoriichi and Michikatsu (mostly Michi) are my faves from this story because I can feel for them more than I do other characters#Also that thing in the beginning is meant to be a hitodama!! I wanted Michi to land next to Yoriichi but when I tried the shooting star ide#it did not work 💀 anyways that little wisp reforms into Kokushibo's monstrous form‚ which Yoriichi shreds apart in seconds#for the people looking for my usual submas content‚ I actually had an idea to draw them debating which twin to cosplay a few months back#Ingo said Emmet should be Yoriiichi cause he's the younger one‚ Emmet said Ingo should be Yoriichi cause he's cooler (read: better liked)#This took about 5 hours elapsed time‚ I stopped halfway through the last panel for a 6 hour nap#Also the purple just denotes which sections is close to the demonic parts‚ kinda like lighting but not quite
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Hello! Can I request Starscream with a reader who loves video games, especially older "retro" ones please?
Anon you have waited so long, please accept this humble word train of inconveivale proportions, becuase this went from 'haha Screamy vs tetris' to 'holy shit I can't stop typing-'
Starscream x RetroGamer!Reader
HA!
Such primitive, meagre entertainment. How can you engage in something barely even fit for newsparks??
Yeah, Starscream is waving his ‘technological-race superiority’ around again. You’ve long since learned to roll your eyes, tune him out and turn the tinny volume on your console to maximum just to annoy him.
For all that he snorts and rolls his optics and waxes lyrical about how his games were played in high-speed roulette 5D stratospheric-chess - or whatever - you don’t fail to smugly notice how his wings twitch in time with the music. (Don’t bring it up or he’ll screech about how he can’t get the bouncy little tunes out of his head at 3am. It’s not worth your eardrums.)
And when he DOES pay attention, he’s the kind to aggressively backseat drive.
What’s worse, is that after breathing down your neck and screeching at you to “Jump HIGHER-” (Mario Bros is a relationship tester), he’ll cluck his tongue and smarmily coo at your game over screen until you finally snap and shove the comparatively tiny controller in his face.
The affronted shock lasts a millisecond before he huffs and says such childish little things are beneath him. Obviously.
Your petty revenge is to chat obnoxiously loud to Knockout and spread a rumour on the Nemesis that the Mighty Commander Starscream is too outdated to try anything new, clearly, I mean he’s just so old-
- much screeching shouting and scratched paintjobs later, you find out that he’s simply downloaded the games into his brain and fully intended to not breathe a word to you about it apparently until you died. Prideful bastard.
He HAD intended to tell you, but only after he had gotten an impossibly high score to beat so he could rub it in your cute squishy face.
In a beautifully ironic twist of fate, being as advanced as cybertronians are, the highly simple nature of most retro games actually renders them incompatible, like trying to run a floppy disk through a hadron collider. So while yes Star can play tetris on his break, he cannot simply blitz the levels as expected and call it a day, because the old games have such simple parameters in comparison to how he usually operates.
So he has to actually play.
With no instructions because of course this high strung high maintenance metal bird could not possibly deign to ask you how to play first. That would be demeaning. And he won’t google it either.
You can sit in smug, satisfied peace as you watch him slowly tick through several layers of frustration: wings twitching, claws tapping, optics whizzing to focus on platforms and little 8 bit enemies you can’t see.
But Starscream is still the Second in Command of the Decepticons. And the Decepticons have very stringent security measures.
Soundwave fucking manifesting outside your window one evening was enough to have you pray to every god you’ve ever heard of. Inscrutable, all knowing fucking Soundwave. You regret every conversation you’ve ever had on the Nemesis, oh god your house is probably bugged-
His face screen flickers to life. You blink, as a live stream of the Nemesis command deck appears.
You have, by dint of hanging around too much and a few close encounters with the Autobots, seen cybertronians on the battlefield before. It is nothing compared to the later levels of Pacman on the Nemesis bridge at 1 am.
Soundwaves inscrutable smiley face emoji pings your phone, almong with a simple, translated glyph.
“More? :)”
PS-
Soundwave is Pacman god. Knockout has a soft spot for the Mario games. Starscream fucking loves Galaxian and will die before he ever tells you this. Shockwave, logically, finds Tetris soothing.
Megatron plays pong on his throne sometimes when his usual brooding gives way to inevitable drug induced boredom. It spaces his eyes out to either side nearly completely. Starscream has screenshots of his gormless mug taped to his hab wall to shoot on occasion.
#thalassa responds#tfp starscream x reader#tfp starscream#transformers prime#x reader#starscream x reader#just picturing starscream on his last shred of sanity vs pacman or tetris fills me with glee#something about such a simple task but with limited range of movement and time really gets to me and with his famously low threshlod for#'thing that should be simple and quick but are not' i think it'd drive him spare#he likes galaxican tho because it reminds him of his own battles in space and in the air and some of his seeker pride shines through
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#la by night#vampire the masquerade#vtm#laby#the CHEMISTRY between these two#fiona ready to rip anyone to shreds from day one for this woman#and i respect her for it#fiona is many things and gay is several of them#messy being like five more#meaning this dynamic way perfecttt for her#and chloe just there taking it all it#them both playing eachother like a fiddle and loving every second of it#the homoeritic tension of immortality and knowledge#the fact that chloe would have made such a fantastic nostferatu with all of her information seeking too#chloe was tired of being scared long ago#and then sees this power hot woman#and then looks at jasper devastated#but he is still scared#and she isnt
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I will probably write about this in more detail later. but while im on the subject of “pre-hiatus/early fob is better than post-hiatus fob” brain rot:
if you look at photos and gifs and videos of soul punk era patrick and think that was the happiest or healthiest that he has ever been. i want you to look in the mirror really closely and examine why. think about it really hard for me ok.
#im begging some of y’all to open ur eyes and read the things you type and say#maybe I’m just projecting bc. of my age and place in life and a variety of other reasons but#soul punk patrick never looked that happy to me#I saw a young man who had been torn to shreds & forced to put himself back together only to be torn to shreds again but now ON HIS OWN#& forced to smile for everyone while he did so#like. his body language during so many interviews and fan interactions. cmon y’all do you not see it#the thinly veiled bitterness and anger#bandom bullshit#kayce’s corner.txt
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Usopp: Zoro, where are my Shuriken Stars?
Zoro: why are you asking me?
Usopp: because you're the only other person who uses my locker
Zoro: oh yeah. i put them in the Cook's locker last night. wasn't enough space.
Sanji: what-
Usopp: space for what?
Zoro: me, duh
#one piece#usopp#roronoa zoro#zosopp#nemotime#listen LISTEN-#Usopp has a lot of poofy and soft (enough) clothes. and sometimes he Cannot fall asleep for the life of him#so. boyfriend's dark and comfy closet#there's no particular reason he didnt ask to be swaddled in blankets and cuddled by his bf. he just didnt think of it lol#he did the Smack Something Hard Enough And It'll Pop Open thing to open Sanji's locker#he specifically moved any important stuff to his own locker Except the shuriken stars#he was hoping there was rough waters so he A) got better sleep B) got Sanji's clothes shredded#in my mind Zoro and Sanji are constantly doing whatever they can to make the other's life Worse#like siblings or childhood friends or smth. except they've been like this from the start#even when i think about their romantic ship i imagine their relationship as something like this lmao#realizing i wrote this whole post about Usopp's shuriken stars but i meant it to take place post-ts. OTL#ah well.
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extremely questionable methodology but i compiled all the dialogue spoken between Shigaraki and Deku starting from when Shigaraki breaks out of AFO’s control in Chapter 379 up to Chapter 412.
(There are chapters where they appear but do not speak. Those are the chapter numbers.)
The takeaway is that Shigaraki is extremely chatty! A lot of it is taunts, but Shigaraki’s also revealing a lot of stuff about his plans and his opinions.
Deku does not seem as interested in returning the conversation, however. Whenever he does speak, it’s less in response to any of the content of Shigaraki’s chatter, and more heroic statements of intent. (The ‘you’re still human’ is the only direct refutation, I think.)
To be fair, his focus is all on surviving Shigaraki’s attacks. Nearly all his internal thoughts are strategy - combining a quirk with this quirk, how exactly he can physically stop Shigaraki. Additionally, before Chapter 410, he was probably too worried about All Might; while for most of Chapter 412, he was asphyxiating. Hard to chat when so much shit is happening.
And you can argue Shigaraki is just Villain monologuing. Deku doesn’t have to pay attention to anything he says - a lot which are, after all, taunts - he doesn’t have to engage with Shigaraki’s dumb rants.
His goal is to save Shigaraki/The Crying Child, and only that - not like talking or asking questions about anything or responding is required for that.
#nalslastworkingbraincell#not a real analysis#just shoddy observation#structure is another element#just because Deku doesn’t respond and just because his thoughts hold no reflection on Shigaraki’s word#doesn’t mean he’s not listening and saving it to memory for later#but it is disappointing to view on paper#the thing is i am not opposed to deku saving shigaraki#i am opposed to lackluster writing#’shredding the rug’ touched my shriveled heart#then it turned out to not be the actual meaning/translation#now team OFA is hoping to pry open a mental wound to strike directly at Shigaraki’s consciousness and presumably find Inner Tenko#because Deku isn’t getting through to Shigaraki#but ‘getting through’ so far is the dialogue we have up there#which i think was barely an attempt#so like#none of this is satisfactory#at this point why bother saving the guy#just knock him out and use Eri to revert him to the crying five year old#that’s essentially the same regard Deku has towards Shigaraki#not the actual person#but the inner child he saw inside
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I’m sorry I genuinely cannotttttt understand how some ppl bash joe even in a joking manner. Like the poor guy did nothing wrong (that we know of) but so many ppl are making such snide remarks by comparing him to Travis which is not only condescending but actually kind of mean! HELLO did we listen to the same reputation album??? You can’t praise Travis for letting Taylor bejeweled and then rip joe to shreds in the same breath when joe was the one there for her in a clearly difficult and trying time in her life
#the ripping to shreds is a little exaggerated cuz there’s not that much vitriol behind it#but I just find the callous attitude to be so disgusting and insincere#like the love for Travis is sooo much rn I can’t imagine ppl hating him if they broke up#but I couldn’t imagine that for joe either#and another thing I think has to do with how public they are which is fine#but because ppl see so much physical proof of Travis being loving it somehow automatically proves joe wasnt#he was a private man! let him be!!#and if that wasn’t smth Taylor liked/struggled with she dealt with it like the grown woman she is#I’m not saying she didn’t face any kind of emotional stress in that r/ship#but if she did/going off of her songs she dealt with it like an adult#and now that chapters closed and ofc we can still talk abt joe but the subtle menace towards him is sooo immature#like some ppl rlly need to grow up/touch grass#and I’m not hating on travis like him not being there in 2016 is not a dig towards him#it’s just pointing out who WAS there which a lot of ppl seem to be forgetting#joe alwyn#travis kelce#taylor swift
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how raph's run goes after the disaster (prev) (next)
#tmnt au#tmnt iteration#tmnt#tmnt raphael#tmnt casey jones#shredded descent#art#casey#raph#full disclosure i actually kind of hate this but ive been staring at it for almost 2 weeks so i need it gone#i might skip past the classic fight if i continue it cuz like. you know how this always goes anyway lmao#just cuz.........im not good at draw fight and hhhhhhhhh#again hate it#mainly doing it to be like. listen tHAT was the day raph was having when he meets casey#if i have the drive ill do the good post fight conversation and hopefully not wanna kms#totally a thing i could post the fic itself of but. gets tooooo suggestive for yall i think
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i love a/b/o steddie where they get started like so young that if it was someone i knew irl i'd have a panic attack. like,, mated right out of high school, baby pops out a year later, they've got like five kids by the time they're 25
thinking about an au where they were already together pre- start of s4 and steve goes through the whole thing like three months pregnant. like he's stressed about the baby and eddie and eddie's SUPER stressed about the baby and steve, like eddie's trying to get steve to sit this one out for the baby and steve has to yell at him to stop bc yeah, he's worried about losing their first child, but if he sat at home while everyone else dealt with the upside down and someone didn't come back??? he'd never be able to live with himself
and when the bats get eddie and steve tries to use the mating bond to share some of eddie's pain, help him hold on until they get to the hospital, eddie weakly tries to tell him not to, to think of the baby. and steve's just. not having it. and once eddie wakes up from his medically induced coma he's like :(( why'd you do that and steve is just. so mad. he says yeah, if i had lost the baby (he doesn't, she's fine) that would have been the most terrible pain i'd ever felt. but it would have been worse if i lost you. and eddie's like. oh. bc maybe part of him has always been thinking that steve's only stuck with him bc he's the father of their kid. but no, steve loves him.
so eddie's crying, and steve's crying, and then steve shows eddie the ultrasound they did during eddie's coma to check the baby hadn't been hurt by the week of stress and danger and pain-sharing, and it's the first time they've been able to actually see the shape of a baby in all the weird white noise of an ultrasound, and now they're both crying even harder
#also nancy is definitely the friend that's like. oh you're 19 and married and pregnant?? that's so.. good! 🙃 yay im sure this will be fine🙃#robin WAS that friend but she's spent too long in steddies proximity and has realised that if they don't work out theres no hope for anyone#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#just. steve finally letting go of the last shreds of his upbringing and becoming 'white trash' and being so SO happy#also me 🤝 eddie: understanding that steve must be kept barefoot and pregnant at all times#everyone's like wow steve your alpha has a problem dude clearly can't keep it in his pants#steve has to be like no actually *I* have the problem#they're that couple you look at and you're like. they know about birth control right. like they know that exists#eddie tried to wear a condom once and steve was like i'd literally rather die#and then he was like im joking obviously we can slow down or stop with the kids if u want this is a partnership#eddie's like oh no i just thought YOU might want to karen chewed me out for not letting you rest. but if ur cool let's gooooo
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did you mean: blorbo with eternal anger issues
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#ch: meredith cousland#graphic#graphic: meredith#verse: dragon age#that tag is an unorganized mess by now probs but w/e#anyway she's my babygirl <3 loml <3#'the warden's burden' is my made up origin sidequest of mere and duncan's chat they had before she went to bed#'one road left before her' is a ref to the 'shred of blue' codex about the calling#she has a mage-templar war ref bc she would've been involved in things up until leaving for cure hunting#this isn't explicitly a sole ruler mere set but it ended up adjacent bc i didn't want to include a set romance lmao#mila n jorina were originally celia n ellana but i swapped 'em up bc they're both in mere's dao timeline to me#like mila's @ ostagar & kinloch and teen jorina's in the denerim alienage i don't make the timeline (i do) i just enforce it#the fergus gif was there as a placeholder until i found a suitable fc but at this point i'm attached so there he is idc#update: found this like a month and a half later abandoned in the drafts lmao#i was going to edit or add another images gif altogether but decided against it idc#she's cute. she's a fun little set as is#i remember being bothered by 'images' and then it's all article links but idc anymore i like it now
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