#he is. a poster.
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euron being a complete and total charlatan who just shows up and says shit is his most interesting character trait. because he’s also 100% real about all of it
#he is. a poster.#learned branding at the bloodraven school for gifted youth. if nothing else#asoiaf
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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Some things about Allan:
He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
He knows what NSYNC is
He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
There are no other Allan models
#barbie movie#barbie 2023#barbie#allan barbie#allan appreciation#the other barbies undervalue him but he's kind of OP#if they make a sequel it better be about him#I get why he has his own poster now#he's unappreciated by everyone in Barbie land#he might as well get a poster of appreciation#twilight-zoned-out#barbie movie spoilers#barbie spoilers#I also noticed that during Barbie's big dance celebration he was just there dancing? Did she invite Allan but not Ken?#Or did Allan come with the other Kens and just not join their routine?#just some thoughts
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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cal please chill out, you're making it hard to teach
(donation doodles! // tip jar)
#he's wanted posters georg#kanan jarrus#ezra bridger#cal kestis#star wars rebels#rebel survivor#my doods#wanted posters georg#< yes im making a tag for it#cal^2
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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these were such fun warmups lmao COWBOY AU (briefly) BACK ONLINE ‼️‼️
#merlin#my art#gwen#guinevere pendragon#merlin emrys#sir gwaine#merwaine#merlin emryeehaw#and yeah im coming up with lore now. this was supposed to be a fun little relaxed au now its an AU#ok actually one tidbit ill give is that arthurs the one who issued the posters#he gwen and merlin were childhood friends until they were teenagers#which was the last time he saw merlin until recently#so the only info he thinks to give the forensic artist or whoever drawing merlin’s portrait is ‘yeah give him a fuckass bowl cut’#he’s just going off other witness accounts for gwaine he saw the guy for like 2 seconds
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Macbeth moshang,
#moshang#mobei jun#shang qinghua#sv#scum villain#twitter is now officially banned in brazil#meaning I moved to bsky#in honor of this occasion#I decided to take out yet another art#this time the macbeth parody#inspired by those cool play posters#bc they rly work well for moshang I think!#also other 2 things:#sqh is the crown and the sword and I honestly think he loves this#and the second thing is that I will never get tired of making sqh focused only on mbj#while mbj is breaking the 4th wall to smite us all with his eyes#yes mbj; we dare look at your sqh hehehehehe
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08. shopping
#one piece#donquixote doflamingo#vewu art#Doffytober2024#doffy posters#donquixote rosinante#donquixote corazon#I LIED HAHAHAHA here's another prompt ❤! (tbh i didn't think i'd make it but i did xd we'll see about the next ones tho TvT) anyway#online shopping everybody!#doflamingo has no self-control if it comes to obtaining stuff he likes#and he likes garden flamingos apparently#he thinks they're handsome just like him#pc powered by amazing snail#i love den dens so much#cute creatures
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FOUND A WAY TO MAKE SFMs WITH MY BROKEN PC!!!!!!
FIRST RENDER I DID AFTER MY PC'S DEATH!!!!! (I am very proud of this one, even if it's very simple)
I am so happy I can make my renders and use my PC!
#team fortress 2#tf2#sfm poster#source filmmaker#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#sniperscout#he wants to order#sfm render
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should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔
also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#kicking around some ideas for scully's UM poster so i'll talk about all that when we get to it#in the meantime i just have to show this off because...seriously look at it#is the halloween pickup count cumulative?! because i only did two ten-pulls for jamil...#i've only done three ten-pulls total in this event and yet somehow ended up with leona and two consecutive jamils#now it would be extremely funny if i didn't get sebek when he's the one i want the most...but let me hope#(i choose to believe this is an apology from the universe for my lack of both fairy gala ortho and masquerade malleus)#(thank you universe)#anyway i realize there is some irony in bragging about my jamil pulls and yet drawing vil instead#but...i just really wanted to draw nightmare vil okay#i thought i had posted art of good ol' pumpkin-stroker jamil already but i think i might actually have just dreamt that#brb gotta get onto fixing this problem
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“How are you?” I should be in a straight jacket but unfortunately for the both of us I’m here
#im officially unhinged#my bf/fp thinks our house is haunted#theres been experiences with mirrors and dressers and posters#so not me leaning into the belief of the ghost by knocking off one of his posters and gonna blame the ghost if he asks#fuck that poster in particular#actually borderline#actually bpd#bpd#bpd feels#bpd thoughts#bpd problems#bpd stuff#bpd mood#bpd shit#bpd fp#bpd blog
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u can take the boy out of fandom but you cant take the fandom out the boy!! (katsuki is probably there too but in a disguise)
#you bet izu got him to sign his posters#and he waited in line even though AM wouldve just let him in his dressing room#dad might#bnha#bnha fanart#izuku midoriya#all might#yagi toshinori#my hero academia#varchaii art
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uhh...he's right behind me, isn't he?
(tried to pull this joke in cosplay with @ingo-ingoing-ingone at ALA as they were handing out missing posters, but nobody really got it dfhsgdhs)
#submas#subway boss emmet#ingo and emmet#warden ingo#fanart#not oc#this was originally a drawing that looked more like blue and me which is why ingo is taller than emmet#but i changed it bc i wasn't liking how it was looking#so just pretend he's standing on a step or something GSJDHGSHJ#missing poster is based off the ones that blue printed off to hand out to people lol#some of you may even have one!
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The most problematic thing about Hua Cheng isn't the debauched city he runs or the statue drama or even the murders. It's how he didn't let Quan Yizhen ride the spooky skeleton drawn golden carriage even though he clearly really really wanted to.
#like what was that for sir#the carriage was a two seater#quan yizhen is literally puqi shrine's nr 1 patron#and he also decked pei ming in the head with a four poster bed if anyone should appreciate the hilarity of that it's hua cheng#disabled-on-disabled discrimination smh#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#hua cheng#quan yizhen#denying him anything is a first degree felony
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strange and unusual subject
#remember when I posted my very first ts2 thing and was like This will be the last. my lying assss#ts2#ts2 premades#sims 2#pascal curious#lazlo curious#pasnerv implied#now he ain’t lying. … …. ….. for now#little robot based on the one of the sims 2 for ds he used to scare me so bad dude#posters based on the nasa ones. & famly picture
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