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fionnalovesanimeboysandholo · 5 months ago

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Undertaker had no right to be so hot that episode and being so silly at once ! I swear I will end him myself !

#stop being hot you bastard !#this is what I hate the most about the hot characters having the weirdest personality ever until it's creepy #what was bro doing under the moonlight I can't 😭#he is so silly stab him #black butler public school arc #undertaker #black butler public school arc episode 10

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robinsleeping · 3 months ago

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Smol bean. Tiny child. Squishy baby. Angy kitty

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ohitslen · 5 months ago

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Tending wounds.

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freak-accident419 · 8 months ago

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JOSH PLAYING LIKE THE COMICALLY SENSITIVE DEEP POETIC CLICHE GUY IS SO FUNNY TO ME

THE FACT THAT HE REFERS TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON TOO “toby doesnt do shoutouts” FUCKING HILARIOUS

#i love him hes so silly #toby mitchell #tragedy girls #josh hutcherson #and then he dies #from his ex #Everyone always talks abt the stabbing scene but like what about the fact that his leg was so terribly dislocated because of the accident #mind you i havent watched the movie #(it looks horrible)

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mythalism · 1 month ago

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#im so sorry guys but if you think solas stabbing varric was unintentional or an accident you are smoking dicks #sure he didn’t go there intending to stab him but acting like it was a whoopsie in self defense genuinely contradicts his character #like he is confirmed to canonically kill his friends and feel bad about it #identify your goals and do nothing that does not further them #source: the masked empire #im usually very content to let people live with their silly woobified headcanons #and i don’t want beef which is why im hiding this in tags LMAO and I won’t be tagging it as solas or anything #but I fear people are going to be genuinely shocked and disappointed when the game comes out if they keep mischarscterizing him as perfect #and morally perfect and that everything he does is right #THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT HES NOT???? BUT HES SOMEONE WE CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH DESPITE IT!!!!#we are supposed to sympathize with him despite the horrible things he’s done #that’s the lesson that’s why rook is so clearly embarking down the same path of mistakes and regret #people are so obsessed with defending him from haters that they erase him of any moral complexity to make him completely above reproach #I wish tumblr had a close friends list like twitter so I could post this there LMFAOOOO

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justplaggin · 7 months ago

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— you are you. —

phase 19 raws (source)

#bsd #bsd manga #bsd fifteen #chuuya #bsdedit #bungou stray dogs #had a bit of time and put this together <- itty bitty contribution for chuuya week #maybe sources are no longer needed but i missed making the monthly post :D #anyway. THIS CHAPTER. HOSHIKAWA'S STYLE. hhhhrgh #*mangacaps #*edits #the translation isn't out yet (as far as i know) but i just felt like adding it here :3 #he calls rimbaud old man. drags his 'all' to sound like 'aaaaaall'. he's so silly shirase please don't stab him it's his birthday this week

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theblacktiecacti · 2 months ago

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this was iconic actually chip wingman W

(referencing episode 25 (1:13:00))

#rewatching old episodes and gaHhhhh #chip aslana friendship so good. people that feel the weakest in their trio solidarity #aLso with this episode… the dastardly foreshadowing….#between chip saying he doesn’t trust himself with a live beating heart so it’s given to gill #and gill being the one to stab through widow’s hearts as chip trusts that gill knows chip’s heart #or his talk with aslana about how she’s not a monster it was the curse not her #while simultaneously feeling like a monster when he gets cursed #not to mention the Entire Song #and uGHh chip saying he’ll have a plan to keep gill from getting gooped by his deal is totaLLy gonna come back to bite us #like i can totally see him pulling some bs sacrifice and as chip goops instead him being like told ya i had a plan 🥴🥴#jrwi riptide #art by me #chip jrwi #aslana jrwi #gillion tidestrider #also the drawing is to be silly chip was totally trying to wingman there #he got a taste and thinks she should get one too <3 #now that’s friendship <33 #though he did make a joke about her eating his toe right before MFBSKDBDN

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politemagic · 8 months ago

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an offering in the form of a iii meme compilation

#my most beloved bassy boy <3 #he's so silly and strange i love him with my whole heart i am INDEED addicted to his Fun and Flirty personality #dw babygirl i'm sure iv will tend to your stab wound #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token memes #sleep token iii #em's worshitposting

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arsenicflame · 1 year ago

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absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-

they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.

#'hes just having sex with /me/ because he knows im not going to stab him in the back (literally)'#meanwhile theyre having the most tender schmoopy sex known to man because theyre both so fucking in love #(not 2 say anything abt the actual sex theyre having they can be as rough as they want itll still be tender because theyre having FEELINGS)#'of course we have a matlotage it'd be silly to not have a financial agreement when our lives are so entwined. whats mine is his'#and at the same time theyre celebrating anniversaries with blowout bashes and gifts and shit and just #theyre so fucking aware of their marriage but theyre SO STUPID about it #'but what if he doesnt like me like that' about the man whos slept next to him for decades #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #edizzy #blackhands #anyway it ends when someone else finally points it out #classic steddyhands set up. eds talking about his relationship with izzy and stedes like 'youre married' 'yeah but not like that'#'absolutely yes like that edward- am i the other woman?????' and it takes a few days and a lot of convincing but they talk about it #and realise oh theyve been real actual married all their lives huh #que more fucking schmoopy sex. hand holding and tears and shit and maybe its a little cringe but its their wedding night ok ????????

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socksandbuttons · 10 months ago

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Jack is so silly and stupid I love him

he is.. so silly RETURNING TO THE DARKNESSS

i love earTH could not just stop laughing at that ohmygodd

#sILLY LIL GUY.... give him smooch hes doing so good #yes get the FLOOR zappity zap zap #HE STABS THE FLOOR... HEART #sun and moon show spoilers #laes spoilers

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lovewanxian · 4 months ago

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Wwx: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

Lwj: Mn, cook for him

Jc, at the same time: yes, you have to stab him through the stomach to reach the heart

#mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #incorrect mdzs quotes #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #okay so this started as a meta post about how jyls love language is acts of service specifically through food #and that as a starving orphan this is a love language wwx is especially susceptible to #then I thought about how lwjs love language is Also acts of service - and in wwxs second life includes providing food/cooking for him #which eventually led to wwx realizing hes in love with lwj and lwj loves him back #and I realized that wwx in his first life tried to do this for lwj (the loquats the yilling food date)#all this made me think of the expression “the way to a mans heart is through his stomach” and how lwj demonstrates that #however yesterday my brother and I talked about how theres only 2 way to stab someone in the heart - get between the ribs or under them #and the second method basically means that to get to a mans heart you have to stab him through the stomach #which suddenly made me remember that jc Did stab wwx in the stomach (though not up into the heart)#so while both of them reached for wwxs heart they did it in completely different ways and lwjs way won #and suddenly I thought about making this silly joke instead of the meta post I had planned #though I guess if you read the tags you get the meta post as well

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brainrotcharacters · 11 days ago

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"Or what? You can't kill me." Dumb bitch this isn't about killing you. It's about making you wish you could be killed.

#actually... put that way... odysseus still dealt a cerebral attack #he got into poseidon's head and made him wish he wasn't a god #just for the pain to stop #I'd warrant a guess and say poseidon must have wished he wasn't even born #that's how bad odysseus must have stabbed him #i could write so many other trains of thought for both of them #epic the musical #epic the vengeance saga #odysseus vs poseidon #silly silly poseidon #you think killing you is the goal?#what made you think that?#what gave you that idea?

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the-scungles-of-crungles · 8 months ago

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Btw I've kinda maybe sorta fallen in love with Cloud from final fantasy

#Goddamnit I watched my dad play some of the remake and this stupid twink captivated me #He takes everything so seriously but everything around him is so silly #Also I now understand why people got so upset when that one girl gets stabbed. Their dynamic is great #And now I'm gonna be just as devastated when that happens. Luckily we've got a while before the 3rd part of the remake comes out #Also it's nice that cloud has a back-up chick that doesn't die but tbh idk if I like their dynamic as much?#I haven't seen much tbh #Anyways. Help #I GAVE ZERO SHITS ABOUT THIS GAME UNTIL VERY RECENTLY AND I'M MAD

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fourswords · 6 months ago

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one au idea i think would be super funny is if shadow somehow figured out that vio was only pretending to be on his side so he could get information and kill him like. almost immediately. like instead of them having time to actually get attached to each other that whole thing is foiled before it starts. and so instead of shadow flying into a rage because of a betrayal instead he's like "y'know what fuck it i can do that too" and starts talking like this whenever vio fishes for information

#this is mostly for the sillies but i don't think it's that out of character considering. everything #i think it's made fairly clear that shadow was 0.2 seconds from either killing vio or tossing him out on his ass if vio proved weak or #not actually on the evil side. i.e. snapping at vio to knock it off with the glowing sword thing #and getting more and more annoyed as the battle with green on death mountain went on and it started to look like vio was losing #it was only after vio 'killed' green that shadow actually started to trust him. that's when he Actually got attached #everything prior to that was pretty much just him doing the classic 'ooooh yeah come to the dark side i'll Totally be your friend'#so if he'd found out that vio was faking it before death mountain i could very well see him being like #'well if that's how he wants to play it then i'll just out-play HIM'#and pull some shit like he did with their dad where he pretends to be something he's not (i.e. willing to switch sides) by like. playing up #the fact that he wants out from under ganon's thumb and then planning to stab THEM in the back when the #others show up and they all 'make friends' because. y'know. as proven by the end of the manga #it took the entirety of link about half a second to go from 'enemy' to 'FRIEND!!!!' concerning shadow.#and shadow. is a lonely little bastard. now that i've actually thought about it he would actually just get attached #to them all over again. nothing would really change. BUT WHATEVERRRRR FUNNY POST TIME #fsa #txt

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cripplecryptid · 1 year ago

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Doctor who continues to do it all. Meep neopronouns. Trans person saving the world. Donna Noble. David Tennant looking like a sad puppy once again.

#Russel t Davies should be sucked silly for this we are SO BACKKKKKKK #SO EXCITEEEEED!!!!!#The meep was so good #Also i love Donna so much 😭#Also i want ten (wait no FOURTEEN. to be happy 😭#Fucking. The face man. His face. When she is telling him it doesn't have to be a big goodbye #He can come over for tea with her family #And he says yeah alright #WITH THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE. WHERE HE KNOWS IT WON'T HAPPEN #Stab me. Kill me.#Doctor who #Doctor who spoilers

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mantarobin · 6 months ago

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why do I draw him so much when hes such a badly written character. his haterness and potential have encapsulated me

#alux rising #favremysabre #fanart #Doodles #the “he wants me so bad” makes me giggle #got too into the bit snd now the prince wants you what do you even do #I mean. stab him ig but LMFAOOOO #Hes so silly #sometimes..#Ar Petro

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