#he is really hot though

[xxthisisabadideaxx]

I fucking love when I see people thirsting for Agent Stone because I just keep imaging this image

[sunderwight]

Headcanon that Shen Yuan was hotter than Shen Qingqiu, actually.

Like yeah SQQ being a cultivator gave him a boost to enough attributes + being in a stallion novel where everyone is either unrealistic hot or dog's butt ugly got the Shen Qingqiu body extra points, and he wasn't bad looking to begin with. Plus not being ill is vastly more important to the new Shen Qingqiu than those extra hotness points (Without a Cure notwithstanding). But part of the reason why he's kind of like, meh, at least I'm not hideous or anything, is because Shen Yuan's original body was a knock out.

I also like him as chronically ill, and, as many people know, beauty standards and sustained suffering are not as incompatible as they should be. Shen Yuan was conventionally attractive in part because conventional beauty standards seem to want everyone slowly dying all the time. But even setting that aside, the man had flawless bone structure, an appealing figure, captivating eyes, and the kind of voice that stopped people in their tracks.

All of which was a contributing factor to his antisocial lifestyle, actually. Despite the fact that Shen Yuan does enjoy company and requires a certain baseline of social enrichment for his enclosure, his internalized homophobia and closeting did not play well with overtures from interested parties (regardless of gender). The only way to minimize the odds of him being asked out on dates was to essentially become a shut-in, especially since even Shen Yuan can only make so many excuses before he himself starts to notice that he's going to a lot of effort to avoid specifically that avenue of socialization. Far better to just remove himself from any risk of it, and then vocally lament that oh no he's just too much of a nerd to get anywhere with women!

Anyway this largely doesn't matter much outside of sheer comedy potential for any situation where SY gets his old body/life back. Like imagine a reveal scenario where the System is going to transport them back to their old lives.

Shang Qinghua: well bro I guess this is gonna be the ultimate test of love, right?

Shen Yuan: what do you mean?

Shang Qinghua: our husbands are gonna see what we looked like back before we were glorious cultivators! they're going to have to track us down in our mundane, kinda shitty pre-transmigration lives! it's gonna be at least a little embarrassing, right?

Shen Yuan: *gets his old body back*

Shang Qinghua, normal human with average looks: ...

Shen Yuan, exemplary 11/10: ?

Shang Qinghua: what. the fuck?? bro what the fuck why are you hot???

Shen Yuan: don't make it weird

Shang Qinghua: make it weird??? why were you sitting at home reading my shitty novel when you could have been out there building your own harem???

Shen Yuan: stop exaggerating

Shang Qinghua: oh my god you've always been like this. this is it, isn't it? it wasn't even brain damage from the transmigration or something--

Shen Yuan: hey

Shang Qinghua: --you've just always been completely unaware, haven't you? every time I wrote a beautiful woman who didn't know her own appeal you'd be jumping down my throat--

Shen Yuan: because that's a stupid trope--!

Shang Qinghua: --JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT EXACTLY LIKE THAT but this whole time THIS WHOLE TIME it wasn't even a glow-up issue, you've just been that, personified, yourself--

Shen Yuan: look I know I'm not ugly but I'm not I'm hardly that good-looking

Shang Qinghua: YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE THAT TROPE AGAIN! oh my god. how many broken hearts did you leave behind when you died?!

Shen Yuan: none, I wasn't even seeing anyone--

Shang Qinghua: yeah full offense but I am nottt taking your word for that. I bet you had a harem you didn't know about in this lifetime too. I bet you had a fan club, like an anime prince

Shen Yuan: *mumbling*

Shang Qinghua: what was that?

Shen Yuan: I said... only in high school...

Shang Qinghua: oh my god

Shen Yuan: it wasn't a big deal!

Shang Qinghua: *frantically trying to see if he can find any trace of it on the internet now*

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[hemlock-dreams]

So, especially considering Peter's reaction in your recent post when Wade saves him à la murderous rampage...what are this Peter's feelings about killing people? Can you give a bit of insight into his morality? I'm sooo curious how he and Wade would mesh with their respective mentalities

It obviously wouldn't go as smooth as this with Wade, but H!Peter doesn't have crazy moral hang-ups about killing or guns (formative years in a violent prison will desensitize a man). In fact, he understands that sometimes, the only solution to a problem is someone's death.

However, he doesn't endorse it and has never (to his knowledge) actively crossed that line himself.

He enjoys violence, but only when it's justified (he's absolutely busted kneecaps and left people shattered for sexual assault/harming children, etc.) or when he can get as good as he gives (fights against villains).

Years in the suit have taught Spider-Man that people won't ask killers for help. And he wants to be someone that people can turn to in their time of need- the kind of person his uncle believed he could be.

When he's with Wade as Spider-Man, he usually keeps the merc from going off the rails, but doesn't particularly have any feelings about the man's regular work- as long as Wade keeps to jobs that target scum.

And Wade…has some very intense feelings about the fact that Spider-Man thinks he can be a hero too. It’s been a long time since anyone’s enjoyed partnering with him, much less having faith in him. But he’s just gonna leave that baggage at the bottom of the ocean kthx.

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

"WHY ARE YOU REFERRING TO YOUR FEET AS 'DOGS', ISABEAU. STOP IT."

[id in alt]

[shamblespirate]

Me. I am Girls.

[jellyskink]

Stanford Pines has somehow gotten weirder.

@whenalltheeyesopen asked if Ford gives dead animals to people he likes. I loved the idea, so he does now! Yusuf hates Ford more with every visit. Irene finds him weirdly endearing, if occasionally off-putting.

[lazylittledragon]

Your novel excerpts are incredible and I would love to see more. The warmth and care you put into it shines through and I just want more of it!

On a side note, incredibly unfair that you can draw AND write so masterfully. A true power house, haha.

aaAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH :'DDD

as a treat you can have some more akdffd

if the main plot is 'Fantasy Murder Mystery' then the biggest subplot is probably 'Snow is Not Doing Well'

[sittinginsunflowers]

I know we’ve been begging for a Murph DM season for years now and I would still kill to see it but idk man I think we’ve been dropping the ball. Something about Zac Oyama behind that screen looked right

[funtimespringscare101]

So I finished watching Ultraman Rising a few hours ago and....

Waaaaaaaah- WHY IS KENJI AND EMI SO FUCKING CUTE?!

Emi photo comes from a post by @mintaikcorpse

Man, I'm a sucker for babies... and baby Kaijus? Oh man...

@magic-thing BloodFox would be definitely be besties with this little cutie...

[quantum1mmortality]

Why is Jimmy kinda.. just a little bit...

[kuromi-hoemie]

duckduckgo how to tell ur bro he'd look really hot on T

duckduckgo how to tell ur bro being a pretty boy is 100% valid and hot

duckduckgo how to tell ur bro you want him to be pretty boys with you

duckduckgo how to beam “gnc trans people are cool” into the brains of everyone on earth at least 3 times a day

[haldora]

Some Blood & Gold era Marius and his bros, Mael and Avicus

[eating-figs-here]

Shoutout to the uh. Three other people who enjoy platonic Traveler/Wanderer. Anyways. This is an excuse to post low quality paper drawings that I did while procrastinating school work.

The power of not wanting to do work.. where was this motivation during the summer...

[skitskatdacat63]

I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.

[rata-whitz]

Isgarren is like the best grouchy old man trope I've seen in a videogame for a long ass time too

He sucks, he's set in his ways, he's stubborn and got Big Opinions and you're not going to like or change them

Whoever was writing him IMO really knew how to write an Old Dude that's not cartoonish as hell on either side of the spectrum