#he is canonically 17 😭

[kcuf-ad]

Celina: Wait, how old are you?

Sartorius: Guess.

Celina: 36.

Sartorius: WHAT?!

Celina: You said guess...

Sartorius: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!

Celina: Why are you yelling?

Sartorius: When people usually play this game, they guess a little bit younger. Was that the little bit younger scale?

Celina: Yeah, aren't you like 39?

Sartorius: WHAT?!

[goldenlol]

I’m struggler

[al-luviec]

band au

[plenaurum]

I'm sorry I just--y'all actually care that much about how Solomon forged a pact with Asmo? I thought we all knew that he did it while Asmo was drunk. Like, yeah, he did it while Asmo couldn't give full consent because he was intoxicated and all that. And Asmo tried to charm Solomon into basically hooking up with him that same night.

Like? Of course Solomon did that? And I don't really care. And I'm saying this as someone who loves Asmo.

You know why I don't care? These are DEMONS! They manipulate and play with and even EAT humans all the time (allegedly unless they were just trying to scare MC)! No one here is morally sound. Solomon's actions are wrong but they aren't particularly evil to me. It just doesn't stand out.

[br1ghtestlight]

my personal timeline of zeke's family life

his dad was the kid of nursing home grandma and grandpa who died of a stroke a few years back (they met bcuz of mascot costumes and bonded over it) -> when his dad was eighteen or nineteen he got his girlfriend pregnant w/ zeke's brother and decided to marry her and have a family together -> 30ish years later zeke's brother (who would have been born in the 1970s) has moved out and started his own life and family and zeke's dad's first marriage is having issues staying together -> zeke's dad cheats on wife with high schooler and gets her pregnant around the time of the prom (going with season 14 this would be around 2008 or 2009 so his mom probably used myspace as a teen. fun fact) -> zeke's dad's first wife divorced him when she realized he cheated and so zeke was in divorce court in diapers -> zeke likely spent most of his life living with his dad as his mom was too young to take care of him -> zeke's dad meets cheryl and they get into a relationship together. zeke is 13 years old -> cheryl has a baby who may or may not be related to zeke & who is breastfeeding. brother at this time is 44 and dad is 63. zeke's mom is 30 but not currently in his life. zeke's grandmother is most likely in her mid 80s & zeke's cousin leslie is on his mom's side and probably the child of mom's older sibling (hence why he's closer in age to zeke than his dads siblings kids would be)

[blueblossomrose]

OMG pediatrician Riddle 😍 I never thought of this idea but it's just so cute and wonderful 😭 can we have more hcs about this?

Of course 🥺

This post is part of the Twisted Parents Series.

Content: Post-canon, fem!afab!mc, fluffy, MC is mentioned as also being in the medicine area.

Art not mine.

Comments and reblogs are very welcome ♡

Riddle's controlling mother expected him to become a doctor. He was resigned to that pre-overblot, and post-overblot, when he started thinking more for himself, he thought about being a lawyer.

Something related to laws seemed perfect for him indeed, until in a conversation with MC, he realized how calm he was around children.

He and MC were still in the early stages of their dating, and the day before MC had asked him for help with a social project she was participating in. This project involved children.

MC noticed how good Riddle was with children. This was a surprise even to him, personally.

After that it didn't take long for Riddle to realize that he liked being around children.

Like, they were so genuine and sweet. Yes, they could be quite demanding and stressful at times, but nothing a serious conversation and a lot of patience couldn't solve.

Riddle soon realized that he could easily convince children by speaking softly into a conversation they could understand (sometimes offering them some candy can also help).

He feels calmer around children. Those excited smiles, those hysterical little screams of joy, the sound of little feet and shoes hitting the floor, the words coming out fast, jumbled or wrong. It's all so imperfect, but so honest at the same time...

He doesn't feel like he needs to be 100% perfect around them. And this is pure gold for him.

He already knew the basics of medicine because of his parents, and after taking care of the children, he became curious about the profession.

He took a course to see if he really liked it, and when he discovered this new passion, he dedicated himself completely.

He is an excellent pediatrician, as if they could expect nothing less from him.

The children love him as much as he loves them. They all want to see the Dr. Rosehearts.

He is kind and calm, very professional. Both children and parents feel at ease in his office.

He's the kind of doctor who gives them candy if they behave after the appointment.

Even for those parents who are visibly controlling? He secretly gives the child the candy.

This is reflected in his own relationship with his children.

He is a very calm dad. Calmer than you might imagine. He tries with all his might to avoid screaming.

Sometimes a scream or two ends up escaping, but it's very difficult for him to shout.

His daughter is afraid of injections, and most of the time he is the one who gives them. When she was a child it was especially difficult, he even cried with her.

He usually works with a specific age range of 9 to 17 years old before he had children, so it was all very new to him. He began working more with babies/toddlers after the birth of his children and excelled in that area as well, as expected from him.

[venusbyline]

Rhaenyra Targaryen & Alicent Hightower — Night Temptation

— summary: It had been Rhaenyra's suggestion to take the three of you to a walk on the Street of Silk, helping you and Alicent with your disguises, going unnoticed by the guards, just as her uncle Daemon had taught her a few moons before.

— pairing: Rhaenyra Targaryen x best friend!reader x Alicent Hightower

— type: smut

— word count: 2.2k

— tags/warnings: Femslash February, female!reader, young!Rhaenyra, young!Alicent, Criston Cole's younger sister!reader, dubcon, threesome (female/female/female), underage sex, corruption kink, drunk sex, oral sex (female receiving), tribadism, scissoring, fingering, anal play, praise kink, voyeurism, exhibitionism, Rhaenyra is 17, Alicent is 18 and Reader is 17, loss of innocence, manipulation, breast worship, body worship, nipple licking, religious guilt, sexuality crisis, sexual tension, first time, first kiss, Targcest mentioned (uncle/niece & cousin/cousin), minor Daemon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen, minor Laena Velaryon/Rhaenyra Targaryen, minor Gwayne Hightower/reader, minor Criston Cole/Alicent Hightower, ambiguous/open ending, bisexual!Rhaenyra, bisexual(?)!Alicent, bisexual!reader, Alicent and Viserys never married, Rhaenyra and Laenor never married, dom!Rhaenyra, sub!Alicent, dom!reader, canon divergence. no use of y/n, english is not my first language.

— author's notes: Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!! ❤️💚 Unfortunately here in Brazil we only celebrate "this date" on June 12th hahah. But I hope you guys have fun, even if you're dating someone or if you're single (just like me lmaoo).

— author's notes²: I wanted to post this one-shot and the next bonus one-shot sooner, but there's kinda a summer storm in my town, so the Wi-Fi is lagging sm today 😭😭

❥ Rhaenyra masterlist • Alicent masterlist • HOTD masterlist

— crossposting: AO3

❥ about me • main masterlist

It had been Rhaenyra's suggestion to take the three of you to a walk on the Street of Silk, helping you and Alicent with your disguises, going unnoticed by the guards, just as her uncle Daemon had taught her a few moons before.

The only one of the trio who was afraid and worried throughout the experience was Alicent. The girl could even picture her father cursing her and restricting her routine for an indefinite period of time if he found out what she and her friends were doing secretly at night, instead of using her free time and the constant insomnia to dedicate herself to the Faith of the Seven.

You were not thinking so much about the consequences or dangerous possibilities, being easily convinced by the Targaryen Princess and the new nightlife idea.

During all those hours visiting that brothel and watching the sinful sights taking place in the establishment, all of you remained in your male disguises, drinking many glasses of wine and giggling with excitement at the sexy dancing performances around.

To get back to the Red Keep, you accidentally bumped into Ser Harwin Strong, but the man just sighed in frustration and agreed to keep the girls' forbidden exit like a secret, as long as he could accompany the three of you to ensure your safeties, as you were all a little drunk.

Harwin helped the ladies enter without making too much noise, even though you were all laughing due to random things. He limited himself to giving a gentle scolding before leaving you alone at the Princess Rhaenyra's chambers, already knowing that any arguments would be ignored due to the alcohol consumed.

"My father is going to kill me!" Alicent exclaimed with flushed cheeks, but her voice was kinda euphoric, as she lay down on Rhaenyra's bed even without being invited, you and the Targaryen Princess still laughing after the knight left.

"He is going to kill you only if he finds you out about the whole story..." Rhaenyra pointed out, taking off the hood that hid her silver long hair and removing the pins from her bun. "And he will not find out."

Alicent rolled the eyes, stretching out on the mattress and taking off her hood too, just like you did next, her long red hair getting messy on the white sheets. "Well, we should not really trust him. He can tell your father..." The young Lady pointed at Rhaenyra and then pointed at you. "Or at least tell your brother."

It was your turn to roll eyes, crossing your arms and remaining close to the door, not trusting your legs, feeling so dizzy after the wine that you were sure you would trip if you tried to walk in a straight line, even though you wanted to lie down on the bed.

"Ser Harwin will not tell Criston anything." You mumbled and Rhaenyra smirked listen to your tone, resting her hands on your shoulders to aid your way to the mattress, receiving your hum as gratitude.

As soon as the three friends lay down on the bed, Rhaenyra snuggled you, the one who was most affected by the alcohol's effects, your head on her torso and running one of her hands through Alicent's wavy strands, wanting to calm down any fears that might be bothering her thoughts.

Alicent leaned closer to the Princess's touch, sighing at the good feeling of the long slender fingers caressing her scalp.

As the minutes passed, Rhaenyra felt the need to break the silence. "So what was your favorite parts?"

Her perverted question brought laughter from Alicent and you, Hightower's pale cheeks flushing when the memories left her body warm.

"Oh, that is definitely when we saw that man rubbing his cock between the whore's full breasts." Your explicit response made Alicent slap you on the shoulder, exclaiming your name in disbelief. "Hey! That was horny to watch." You teased her and Rhaenyra agreed.

"One day I will have breasts as big as her." Rhaenyra teased, bouncing her own still-growing breasts.

The redhead grimaced and crossed her arms. "Of course you will, most of the women of your family have always been voluptuous. But I doubt I will ever become like that."

Rhaenyra stroked Alicent's hair again. "Small curves are beautiful too." You agreed, nodding your head and then dropping your gaze to Alicent's almost flat chest, covered by the male tunic, and you felt your mouth going dry for some reason.

"That is a lie. No one finds small breasts hot."

Alicent's self-deprecation was immediately countered by your words. "That is a fucking lie. I find all female bodies hot."

Alicent's big brown eyes widened, and even Rhaenyra was surprised by your sincerity, smirking and sitting up when an idea popped into her lustful mind. "How about we look at each other's bodies?

Although the suggestion seemed crazy when said out loud, you did not even wait for Alicent's response, starting to untie your tunic and following Rhaenyra's movements, whose excitement increased looking at you. The two girls began to undress, Rhaenyra removing the white fabric from herself and revealing round tits with rosy peaks.

When both of you went to take off your pants, Alicent finally whispered in a shaky voice. "I-I do not know if we should do that." Rhaenyra's head and yours turned towards the other girl, a sigh of frustration escaping your lips.

"And why not? You are already eighteen, me and Rhaenyra are already seventeen. We will have to get married to some men soon and we have barely enjoyed anything about your own lives." You did not let her hesitant behaviour hinder your motivation, taking off the pants until Alicent was the only person dressed inside that chambers.

"You do not have to participate with us if you do not want to, Ali. I know the Faith of the Seven says you should not give in to lust before marriage and you also should not have pleasure with someone of the same gender." Rhaenyra's voice was softer, but more manipulative. She opened slightly her legs with false innocence, knowing that her friend's gaze would fall on her cunt with golden hairs.

Alicent swallowed hard, nibbling her fingertips and dividing her attention between watching your breasts or Rhaenyra's cunt. She knew that was wrong for so many reasons. Her father would be furious if he knew she was doing inappropriate things with other girls, especially since one of them was King Viserys' heir. Alicent was supposed to remain pure and chaste for her future husband, however, it was impossible not to want to have fun with you and Rhaenyra as the two of you began to move closer to each other, Rhaenyra's hand grabbing your curves during the kiss.

Alicent had no experience with men — much less with women. She never kissed anyone, at most she shyly flirted a few times with Ser Criston, imagining what it would be like to caress your older brother's dark hair and wondering what his mouth would taste like.

Actually, Alicent Hightower had no experience even with herself. She knew almost nothing about her own body. It was so different from Rhaenyra who had fucked with her own uncle Daemon and her cousin Laena, and also from you who had already lost your maidenhood with her older brother, Gwayne Hightower. Alicent did not even know how to touch herself properly, doing that only twice during her entire eighteen years of life, once on the night Rhaenyra told the details of what it was like to have sex with Laena Velaryon, and the other time a few hours after she lent you a dress and seeing you naked.

However, Alicent had not gotten much pleasure when she did these things, not knowing the right speed to caress her own clit or anything like that.

The young Lady's thoughts were interrupted when she heard sticky noises, turning herself to focus on the sight next to her. Your legs were intertwined with Rhaenyra's, her pale body beneath yours, holding your calf so she could rub her cunt with more pressure against yours, both of you biting your lips to muffle loud moans.

Rhaenyra's nipples that were almost always flat were now hardened, the round and medium mounds bouncing every time she moved faster. Your eyes were closed, hands pressing each side of your friend's waist and helping her.

"Gods..." Alicent let out an almost pathetic whining watching that.

Rhaenyra giggled softly, without stopping the rhythm, but raising her index finger and gesturing for Alicent to come closer, almost like the tales about witches who seduced men with sex.

"Have fun with us, Ali." You purred, opening your eyelids and pinching your own nipples.

Alicent hesitated again for a while longer, the morality not prevailing when the girls' moans began to get louder and echo throughout the room, as well as the sounds of your cores meeting each other.

She gave in to the temptation, tearing off her tunic and untying her pants with a considerably and surprising speed, fearing that her sense would return and she would just leave. Both your and Rhaenyra's attention shifted away from what you were doing, admiring the sight of your introvert friend naked for the first time.

Her breasts were smaller than Rhaenyra's, with light brown and more perky nipples. She had thicker thighs than the Targaryen Princess and larger hips.

You and Rhaenyra gasped in shock.

"Do not you dare do that." The order came out of your mouth in a growl when the redhead tried to cover her chest. Instead of just obeying, Alicent nodded, moving closer to the two of you. She did not know exactly how to act during a situation like this, so she waited for you and Rhaenyra keeping rubbing each other until you reach your first highs.

"Lay on the bed."

Alicent followed the Princess' command, adjusting herself on the part of the mattress in front of her friends. You were both panting and Alicent could not wait to know what was going to come next.

She felt your touch on her thighs, parting her legs and not caring about the way she almost closed them on impulse. You and Rhaenyra shared a knowing gaze, understanding that you were still too drunk to be able to give Alicent a good sex oral. Then, without saying anything, you let Rhaenyra take your place. "Just relax, darling."

The sudden nickname blushed Alicent's cheeks. Rhaenyra bit the lip, noticing how her friend's cunt was already wet. She licked her own thumb and brought it to Alicent's reddish clit, applying circular movements and causing surprised moans. If it had been any other woman, perhaps such a simple caress would not have so much effect, but that was Alicent Hightower's cunt, her pure and innocent best friend Alicent.

"You are so gorgeous..." You praised, moving closer to Alicent hands caressing her pretty little tits, playing with her peaks and getting close enough to lick her pointed them.

"Oh... Oh, Gods!" Alicent practically screamed due to the overstimulation. Rhaenyra was rubbing her clit, realizing that unlike her cousin Laena, who preferred to feel Rhaenyra's fingers caressing her bundle of nerves up and down, Alicent liked more the simplicity of the circular movements, moaning louder when Rhaenyra reached down to rub the other hole too.

Your mouth continued to worship Alicent's body with soft kisses, caressing and squeezing her, until finally passing your tongue along her neck, leaving a love mark on the milky skin. "You look so beautiful. Such a good girl..."

Alicent whined at the compliment and moved her face closer to yours, a silent invitation for you to give her the first kiss of her life. Your hand went to her chin, holding it affectionately and closing the short distance, soft lips colliding in messy ways due to the young Lady's inexperience, which did not mean the kiss was bad.

Quite the opposite. You were enjoying teaching that, your fingers moving her face then she could keep up with your rhythm.

Rhaenyra allowed the two of you to enjoy that intimate and important moment about Alicent's loss of innocence, returning to pleasuring her swollen and neglected bud when she noticed that the redhead was already comfortable enough with the situation to the point that she began to squeeze your curves.

The Princess squatted between the older woman's legs, placing them on either side of her head. Alicent's folds dripped even more during the kiss, and Rhaenyra ran her tongue there, eliciting a surprised moan from Alicent and a chuckle from you.

Neither of you said anything else despite the momentary surprise. You and Alicent continued to kiss and Rhaenyra continued to savor the sweet taste of Alicent, her fingers moving away the tuft of red hair at the top of her crotch, having more space to suck it all. But she did not waste it anyway, licking the drops from her pubic curls. "Seven Hells, what a hot cunt..." Rhaenyra muttered to herself, a part of her wishing Alicent was less of a prude, because in this hypothetical way she could fuck her fingers inside Alicent's core and inside yours at the same time. Wishing her friend did not mind keeping her tight little hole intact. It was a waste to maintain that delicious virgin cunt only to a stupid future husband.

All that was left for the two drunk girls with a big repressed lust was keeping appreciating Alicent's body, respecting those unspoken limits, but which were too obvious to be crossed, not wanting to force her into more anything sexual.

At least just for a while...

[envirae]

PAIRING: dancer!nishimura riki x dancer!reader

SYNOPSIS: though all of his hyung’s are notorious for being some of the biggest players at HYBE, nishimura riki has yet to even have his first girlfriend. when his interest is finally piqued by a girl from their rival dance team, his hyung’s will stop at nothing to make sure he gets her— but not before causing a little trouble.

GENRE: rival dance team au, high school au, smau, fluff, angst, crack, riki being a super angsty teen

WARNINGS: cursing, crack, dirty/dark jokes (kms/kys, go to hell, etc.), heartbreak, mentions of drugs (as a joke) (more to be added!)

FEATURING: NWJNS, TXT, LSFM, ZB1, and more!!

STATUS: COMPLETE

STARTED: 7/21/23

ENDED: 10/20/23

NOTE: this smau does not have an upload schedule.

TAGLIST: is now closed

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profiles: high school musical enthusiasts // bts fan club

00 - teaser

01 - superpoop🙁

02 - ur broke im up bitch

03 - glazing y/n is crazy 😭‼️

04 - cute loser gf 🥰

05 - who dripping like me 🥶

06 - who’s we???

07 - fake it till you make it

08 - everybody shut the hell up!

09 - mc with stinky

10 - BITCHLESS LOSER

11 - the voices whispered it to me

12 - enha fell off

13 - wa-r-r

14 - raise your standards

15 - y/n when the bare minimum

16 - good job jongseong!

17 - everybody knows...

18 - you have got to be kidding me

19 - waiting room

20 - canon event 😜

21 - ion think im built for the streets

22 - get off the roof

23 - one last chance

24 - break my heart?

epilogue

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[crazylittlejester]

i have so many fucking THOUGHTS about the war of eras trio and about Wind being older in the war of eras than he is in lu (and yes yes i know it’s not canon but a man can dream and headcanon okay 😭)

i just have so many thoughts about them meeting out of order. Like Wind at 13/14 meets Time and Wars at [redacted] and 27, but when he’s in the war I headcanon he’s like 17, and he meets a 11/12 yo Mask and a 19ish year old Wars. and he KNOWS them! These are his brothers! They were almost like father figures to him because they were so much older than him when he saw them last! But Mask and Captain Link have never met this kid before in their lives, and he can’t tell them anything without changing the course of their futures. So he has to sit there silently while two people he loves sit just out of reach. He has to look at Wars and NOT see Wars, he has to be a big brother to Mask without thinking about how much he misses Time’s advice and comfort because he could accidentally change their future and his own past with a single fuck up

And Wars and Time first meeting ‘Tune’ before Wind? That definitely hurts for them too. I mean Tune would’ve been an older brother to Mask and now Time is old enough to somewhat reasonably be Wind’s FATHER? That’s definitely fucking weird. And of course they’d miss the kid they knew, and every time they look at Wind they’ll see the hero from the war and see how much Wind will grow up, but they have each other. Wars and Time have each other, and yeah it’s definitely weird that Time is now the older one, but they have each other and they KNOW each other

Wind has no one, because he met them out of order. They’re RIGHT THERE, but he’s still alone, and he doesn’t have someone else to talk to about it

i have so many fucking thoughts and none of this is coherent but i needed to get it out somewhere sorry for inflicting my brain rot upon thee

[goldsainz]

FRIENDS INTO LOVERS — one shot.

pairing: lando norris x reader

MASTERLIST.

request: “Hi, could I request a childhood sweethearts with lando please and thank you 🫶🫶”

NOTE: so i did a social media au for this, hope that it's okay! let's pretend for the sake of the story's timeline that olivia is slightly older 😁 i changed the request format thingy bc the gap it left bothered me… if you check my other requested works you’ll know what i mean

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lando.jpg Day 61. Road trip with the one and only yourusername

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yoursername my passenger princess <3

⤷ lando.jpg 😐😐😐

⤷ danielricciardo Don't even try to deny it

landofan1 literally love y/n sm

landofan2 i want a friendship like theirs

ynfan1 LANDO BEING A PASSENGER PRINCESS IS NOW CANON

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user1 when are they gonna get together!!!

maxfewtrell Still can’t believe I wasn’t invited🙄

⤷ yourusername this wouldn’t happen if you had other friends!

⤷ maxfewtrell Rude! I’m gonna tell Lando about this.

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yourusername All Of The Girls You Loved Before is out now in all streaming platforms!!! 💗

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landonorris So so proud of you! Everyone will get sick of me playing this all the time

⤷ yourusername you’re fr my #1 fan

⤷ landonorris And what about it? 🤨

landofan21 this 100% about lando no doubt about it

oscarpiastri New song for the McLaren playlist

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ynfan21 if this isn’t a confirmation post + the comments… then idk what is

ynfan22 “i wanna teach you how forever feels” when will it be my turn😭

landofan22 THE BEHIND THE SONG INTERVIEW??? if this song isn’t about lando idk what’ll do…

⤷ user21 what did she say?

⤷ landofan22 “It’s about loving someone so much you don’t really care that they’ve been with someone before you, just feeling grateful you’re getting the best version of them.” that is so about lando idc what anyone says

⤷ ynfan23 don’t forget about: “I wrote it thinking about how maybe there’s someone that’s always kind of been there, and you didn’t notice or the timing wasn’t right, but now that it is you don’t think about anything else other then them.”

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landonorris May I introduce my lovely girlfriend, Y/N! She’s been my friendfor more years than I can remember (17 if we’re being precise) and there is no one else I’d rather spend the rest of my life with. Thank you, for being my best friend all this time and letting me love you ❤️

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ynfan31 OMG??? I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS TODAY

sebastianvettel Congrats you two! Nice to see you both finally came to your senses

⤷ landonorris Thank you, Seb!

⤷ yourusername 🫶🫶🫶

landofan31 i’m gonna need 3-5 business days to recover

landofan32 THAT TWITTER USER WAS RIGHT???

ynfan32 words can’t describe how i’m feeling rn

mickschumacher Glad I don’t have to keep this a secret anymore!!!

⤷ maxfewtrell Same here, mate! It was killing me

ynfan33 all this time they were together😭😭

user31 love is actually real

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yourusername i guess hard launching is the only way! i’ve loved this man for more years than i’d like to admit, as a friend and now as my boyfriend!! wherever you stray, i follow 🤍 (shoutout to user3 on twitter your thread was scarily spot on)

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landofan41 the willow lyrics😭😭

ynfan41 your honour i love them

lilymhe you’re still my wife, right?

⤷ yourusername forever and always, baby

⤷ alex_albon Crazy to see how people forget they have boyfriends at home…

ynfan42 THESE ARE NOW MY PARENTS!!

ynfan43 i guess being delulu works out in the end

landofan42 he’s the king of her heart (i’m sorry but i had to make the taylor reference)

francisca.cgomes now we can finally go on double dates!!

⤷ yourusername we could always go on a date alone

⤷ landonorris I think we’ll stick just with the double date

ynfan44 they’re officially the best couple on the grid

[olicohens]

oh no you guys. i’m going to spew things i’ve realized while rewatching umbrella academy. I’m realizing were all being too sucked into fanon things after being stuck without canon content for so long. We have convinced ourselves Five acts like a mean mean dude to everyone but rewatching, i’ve realized he’s only stressed and is saying things out of panicked anger, especially in s1 with the apocalypse dooming over them. he acts soft to his siblings multiple times, he’s really not as mean as we write him in fanfiction. he is a little crap though, that’s for sure, and i love him for that <3

also realizing that the siblings don’t hate five. they just literally don’t know him at all. he came back a completely different person after 17 years for the siblings, they don’t know five, he’s a stranger so of course they’re gonna be cold to him. it’s like, “i don’t know you well, but you’re always going to be my brother in the end”.

ALSO. for those who ship some of the siblings, uhm… i’ve seen a lot of you guys try to prove that they don’t see eachother as siblings and more like academy students, but they very much say in just about every episode that they see eachother as siblings. they don’t actually SAY that word by word but they say things like “she’s our sister”, or “our dad”. if they say OUR dad… bro. i’m not even going to continue, you can put it together yourself. But, i do realize why people ship the siblings. I am not defending incest shippers but with umbrella academy i can see why people have resorted to it. only 3 of the characters in the main sibling cast has romantic partners. people like shipping people, people love writing romantic relationships, but with only diego/lila, dave/klaus, and sissy/viktor, (i’m not going to count five/dolores for now) people are desperate with the need to ship the rest of the siblings with someone, and since there are only a few actual canon characters in the show that interact with our main 7, people start shipping them together… yikes. anywho, that’s all for that peice. i blame the show writers as well for shipping luther/allison, they did not have to do that, but i’m hoping it was only to convey the severity of what childhood trauma does to people.

ALSO THIS HERE SHOOK ME. I actually think Reginald cares for the siblings. i hate to say it, but it’s true. caring for them does not mean being good, though. he was a horrible father, and person, but he genuinely did care for the siblings, in a like, “being the best is the best thing for you, i will make you better, for your sake, even if you don’t know it now, you will see that i am right” kind of way.

also why has NOBODY MENTIONED THIS. in season 2 when diego first reunites with five in the asylum, while he’s walking into the visitors room, he’s staring at five with this heartfelt, soft look, and then says “five…” in the most soft spoken voice ever 😭 your honor i love them

ALSO UGHHH THIS. IM GOING TO FREAK OUT ABOUT CAMERAWORK AND METAPHORS HERE SO BARE WITH ME. we as a fandom complain about the lack of flashbacks five has due to his ptsd. we’ve seen his first flashback since getting back to his family in s1 during the van scene when he gets triggered by those kids playing and starts thinking about his own childhood, i’m guessing. i ate that scene up, and was sad to see that be one of the only deeply vulnerable scenes he has in the season, and during my first watch i thought they’d never bring it back up. but they do!! i may be stupid for not realizing but whatever. in season 2, when five is trying to explain at elliot’s with all his siblings around that another apocalypse is coming, everyone starts talking about each other. as someone who studies film and camerawork, i love this scene. we see the camera focus on five as it slowly zooms in. it doesn’t switch scenes at all as the siblings voices overlap and echo over eachother. this whole scene conveys him getting overwhelmed and he starts to zone out, starting to think of the nuclear war he saw his siblings in. the scenes of the war start quickly switching through, showing many different scenes of it before it switches back to five, who says “guys, you all die. i want to forget it but i can’t” which just UGH its so well done there. if you think about it, he was starting to slip into another flashback. he was triggered by talking about their deaths in the war but was handling it well until the siblings started fighting, where we see the overlapping voices happen. it portrays him losing control and being unable to pull it back together with too much going on for him to focus on grounding himself. we DO however, see that five was able to pull himself out before he fell too deep into the flashback. i love how they show this through them still having the scene showing the war, but then fives voice starts talking over the scene which is still focusing on the war as if he was pushing it back and forcing himself to come back to the present.

thank you for reading if you’ve made it this far, i will continue to freak out another time <3

[elmushterri]

Ok so I don’t want to be annoying but I kind of wanted to ask what are the Pjmasks (plus the villains) ages? Like who the oldest to youngest? (it ok if you don’t want to answer. 👍

Not annoying whatsoever, I just take a while to respond to asks since I usually wanna draw something for them too!

These are not 100% fixed, and I might be planning to make the gang look younger (because in my video, they look a bit too adult (?). I’d like to make them a bit more owl house age looking (13-14)

but for now—

Also here’s me trying out some more character names:

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Lilyfay/Lily Olson (Maybe she’s Nordic?) — 8-11? <- Very successful experiment

Badriya Hassan/Bastet — 12-13 <- “Improved Cat Hero” (Like a second attempt at Catboy)

Kevin Wolf — 14 <- He’s just Kevin.

Ivan Prakash — 15/16

Hywel “Howler” Wolf — 15 (Hywel is a Welsh name pronounced a bit like ‘How-ul’ (a bit softer than how though, hard to describe unless you’re from the UK 😭 and YouTube doesn’t do it justice. And yes, I’m making the Wolfies Welsh heheh.

Newton Star — 15 (oldest 15) <- Very successful experiment

Gregory Gunn — 16

Luna Rossi? — 16 (Is she Italian? 😭 idk I’m just giving these people surnames. Other option was Wilson 😭)

Rhiannon “Ripp” Wolf — 16 (Another Welsh name! “Ree—Anne— Nun”)

Amaya Kobayashi — 16

Nori “The Night” Nakamura — 16

Connor Martinez — 16

An Yu Guō — 17 (I’m unsure about the surname I’ve given her, I’m an Arab so I’m not tooo familiar with Chinese surnames so I’m willing to take suggestions or critique.) <- Most powerful of the animal “mutants”

Romeo Mécano (This is canonically his surname… should I keep it? 😭) — 17

Dylan Desjardins— 18? (Or oldest 17) HES CANADIAN OHHH CANADA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 <- most unreliable of the animals.

Isabella/Octobella — 19-22 (Early failed experiment?)

Connor’s mom (Maria Martinez?) — 47-49

Grayson Gunn — 51/52

Amaya’s Aunt (Kimiko Kobayashi?) — 53

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[bathylychnops]

highschool au jett... heslike 16-17 here this au me and murphy weretalking about itslike if everything had happened in highschool & was more low-stakes like more spiderman-ey inthisone he lives w his aunt ronnie so hewas ableto transition wayy earlier, in canon he was 26 when hefirst started!

hegot his like psychic powers when hewas 13 & lost his middleschool friendgroup RIGHT after bc he could hear their thoughts and foundout they were super fake & didnt like him, so he started out freshman year like brand new no friends 😭 so he joined the cheerleading team first up & befriended Amber and in sophmore year he came out & waslike 'oh shit well what sport should i do instead' and hewaslike umm umm. skateboard? amber should i skateboard? so this drawing islike duringhis sophmore/junior year hes kindof a skaterboy inthis au

[masorciereviolette]

The Weight Of Grief Masterlist-

Pairing: Agatha Harkness x Reader // Agatha x Reader x Rio

A/N: this story is currently ongoing! Now that I have the majority of everything I’ve pre written posted, and ppl have shown some interest. I’ll be continuing to work on it and my intentions are to have a new chapter posted once to twice a week minimum!

Plot wise you can expect at least 9-10 more chapters of this particular story, it really just depends on the flow of things. it honestly may go over, there is just so much to include. but I know for sure at lest 17 chapters are pre planned right now & it will get even more canon divergent the further we progress into the story because I refuse to kill off my favorite witch. I truly appreciate ALL the love and engagement frfr—✋🏽😭

Summary:

Centuries ago, Agatha Harkness was condemned by her own coven for entangling herself with the dark arts, yet when they tried to execute her she turned their magic against them, draining them of their power and leaving nothing but hollowed husks & ashes in her wake.

In the aftermath of Salem, she found solace in an unlikely love, forging an unbreakable bond with the Reader and later with the cosmic enigma herself, Rio Vidal. Their passion burned bright, but fate is rarely kind to those who defy its balance.

When Nicholas Scratch was born, he was not just your son but a child of magic, a gift from Rio—one that came at an unforeseen cost. Fearful of the price that would one day be demanded, Agatha ran taking Nicholas with her in a desperate attempt to keep him safe. But no amount of magic, no amount of hiding could change what had already been decided.

Years later, Agatha stands on your doorstep, stripped of her power and seeking aid. But the wounds of betrayal are not so easily mended and the weight of grief is not so easily forgotten. How dare she return now, after all this time—after leaving you to grieve alone. Love, loss, and the cruel hands of fate weave their story together once more, But some wounds do not heal without a price.

Prologue 

Ch 1.

Ch 2.

Ch 3.

Ch 4.

Ch 5.

Ch 6.

Impactful Memories // Moments Experienced: Bonus Chapters

(MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY)

Think of these as external bonus chapters, giving you glimpses of the past interactions / memorable moments that I feel are important between Agatha, The Reader & Very soon Rio as well.

I have a few more started I’d like to post, I just simply don’t have place for all of them in the current story im creating. I managed to integrare most moments into the original story, But there’s a few more I’d still love to share with you all That showcase some sweet and some tragic moments between all three women.

In my honest opinion it gives more depth to the emotional & physical connections between all of them in the main story, because during majority of the original story, emotions go unspoken for the most part. You could expect instances like :

Agatha and the reader meeting in a memorable way

The moment the reader and Agatha finally realized that they care a lot more for each other than the other has let on,

Agatha and The Reader “ meeting “ Rio for the first time,

Rio being a perv and The Reader // Aggie absolutely eating it up

The growth and development of the emotional relationship between The Reader, Agatha & Rio

& Interactions between Rio and Agatha after Agatha already ran off with Nicholas.

A Clash Of Power, Wit & Curiosity Pt. 1

Mourning Temptation & Sweet Surrender Pt. 2

An Alluring offer from an unknown visitor

In The Shadows She Lingers…….

Death’s Embrace is warm, is it not?

[starnana7]

every time I remember that the hit show supernatural made God, the literal God from the Bible, canonically bisexual but couldn’t do the same with a random guy who hunts monsters it actually makes me feel physically ill.. like blasphemy is okay but we draw the line at making the main character a little bit queer because it would “upset the heterosexuals men”? okay ig… and it’s so funny to me that they tried SO bad to make dean like really really straight and macho and a manly womanizer (I mean dude has literal porn brain and is obsessed with cars and is a film nerd) And still is the number 1 bissexual boy.. I mean no one that into cowboys is 100% straight 🙄 and if they actually wanted him to be that much of a cishet guy WHY would they make him have a codependent homosexual friendship with his best friend for more than a decade ?? and we have so much subtext to corroborates it that it’s actually insane.

and it’s also rlly funny to me that sam would be the most obvious choice for a queer storyline. like i’m not sure this is true but i heard somewhere that he actually was supposed to like be lgbt and that it’s implied in the show he’s pan bc he basically have sex w/ everyone and doesn’t care (like monsters and stuff). i wholeheartedly disagree bc sure he hited a demon and a werewolf and a kitsune and God knows what more But it still were just women and for me he’s still just straight 💀 we do have gabriel however and i would say that’s a valid argument but i don’t actually like them together because of the whole torturing-sam-every-tuesday-over-and-over-again but it’s still a good take ig. again this is just my opinion But anyways doesn’t matter my point Is that sam always felt like a freak and wanted to be normal and like was more open minded and “less-macho-toxic-behavior” than dean. he was a theater kid and talked about his feelings and all. STILL THO dean went and become The bissexual icon (Not Sam, Dean!!). and the fact that he was more manly actually only emphasized to his sexuality (and him being closeted) and sam being the straight one, and bare with me here. as sam winchester once wisely said “well you are kind of butch they probably think you're compinsating.” (to dean asking why people always assumed they were gay) and like this is so true, sam always felt comfortable in himself and like his nerdier and less cool strong man personality. But dean, oh, dean, no, no, no. and it could all be linked to john. we know how much dean wanted to gain his father approval and respect, all he ever wanted was for john to be proud of him. so he’d listen to the same music as john, same clothes… and so on. but when we really see a glance of him, we realize he’s actually much more “““girly””” (sorry for the term i lacked a better one) than he shows, Especially when compared to sam—who’s supposed to be the more girly one (again sorry for the term lol) or whatever. dean canonically likes taylor swift, chick flick films, actually liked when a woman made him wear underwear, the bailarinas shoe were “speaking to him” in that one ep of cursed objects, and so on. and every time he makes fun of sam for doing something not-manly-enough (like drinking lemon water or drinking from tiny coups) he eventually goes and do the same thing 😭 and i’m 100% sure that the writers just thought “haha funny scene this really straight deadly man does something not so convencional/more feminine(?) haha comedy relief time!!” but it actually just made him have a whole perfect queer background developed in the series. specially with the fact that He Does Overcompensate. why is he always flirting with women, why is he so butch and scary, always talking about straight sex and so on? because he’s really just deep in the closet. and it makes so much sense with john being his father, with him having to hunt two lesbians nuns in his 17 bday, always having to be strong and macho and cool and perfect—and therefore straight. even without cas, dean really does immaculate the bissexual experience and i’m so sorry but this is just true.

and now pointing to the subtext that i mentioned in the first paragraph (lol i can’t believe i’m making a whole rant as to why dean winchester is a confirmed bisexual), that whole confession to that priest where he says he wants experience new feelings, new people, FOR THE FIRST TIME. that always that the show mentioned a gay couple it ALWAYS focused on dean—not sam, DEAN. the gay hunters, the gay couple on the bar that the cupid “made”, the two cosplayers partners… the fact that every time that dean liked something it was borderline fangirl (gay) obsessive (the dr. sexy episode, that wrestler fighter). he Had a gay thing—and was all flustered about it. he flirted with a guy throughout charlie. THE MALE SIREN. the male siren like after that ep i was 100% convinced that man was not straight. he had a hot demon sumer with crowley?!!! and it’s so funny to me that not one of these things involves castiel, so if they really wanted to make dean be that straight why would they do that?? and only to dean, not even once to sam. Like. and not to mention all the homoeretic tension with benny??? sam never had a male best friend like that.. all of that and i didn’t even entered on destiel. Because this then really just confirms that he is Not straight. even if he wasn’t In Love with cas, they had something going on and the fact that if cas was a girl it would 100% be canon and filmed and Everyone would ship—and I really mean everyone—it just makes me go fucking insane. they could’ve had it all. the fanfic episodes, the parallels between dean and cas and “real couples”, ruby and cas duality and the fact that sam indeed had a relationship w/ her. Anyway i’m a # bi dean truth believer and i know this bc same boy # happy pride month to my fav bissexual boy in the whole world

also to anyone that says that “destiel” was unrequited love yes it kinda of was but only bc dean was so deep in the closet, he did love cas. he was indeed a bissexual man. i’ll die on that hill.

[livmightlive]

Dawn Headcanon

Probably my biggest headcanon for LU, and honestly the Zelda games in general, is that Dawn was quite a bit older than Hyrule when he rescued her in Zelda 1.

I think while he was, I’m pretty sure canonically(?), around 10 or 11 she was more so like 17 or 18. I have no canon backing for this or any context at all besides that fact I like it for the following:

It’s no secret that fans of Hyrule and the first two Zelda games in the series have to do a lot of their own world building based off the lack of actual details the games give us. This paints a very lonely picture of Hyrule (in my modest opinion). He has no family members and not really any established friends in the series. Of course it’s implied that the Zelda’s probably think highly of him and he does have a few character interactions but the rest is purely left the speculation.

I like the idea of Dawn being quite a bit older than Hyrule because I like thinking that she brought him up as an elder sister to him, leaving him with a family member to return to. I also like the drama that would occur from her being older.

imagine: You are 18 and have been kidnapped by an ancient evil that not even you, the princess bestowed with power from the goddess herself can defeat. (I like to think that Dawn is brawny and tough. She is a princess yes, but she is the princess of a wasteland. She is a survivor with the rest of them.) You’re furious that this creature is razing your land to even more pieces and you are also disappointed in yourself. You have high expectations for yourself being one of the only figures of authority left in this place. You don’t expect to be rescued, it’s a dog eat dog world out here, but you are. And your brave rescuer is 10 years old 😭

I like to think that she’d be horrified that the only person in this world to try and save their princess is a literal child. So she takes him under her wing and finds that he is quite literally half feral. Like he growls at strangers and doesn’t know basic hygiene. So she takes it upon herself to teach this kid how to live as a proper person 😭

she feels kind of awful, like she’s stripping away his core as she civilizes this child, but she firmly believes it’s for his own good. If he doesn’t know how to clean himself he will fall to infection, even as he bites and screeches as Dawn painstakingly brushes and cuts the mats out of his hair. He hates learning math and reading, it caused him a frustration that not even fighting darknuts had caused him, but without it he can’t read road signs or spell books. Through blood, sweat, and tears Dawn manages to mold Hyrule into a person.

it’s not all bad though, she teaches him to forage for medicinal herbs and he takes to it like breathing. He starts smiling at her and rarely, in a hushed croaky voice, he shares conversations with her.

Dawn is the first to fight her own council when they want to cast out her little hero as his blood begins to drawn in beasts. She’s the first to cry when they don’t give her a choice and her little brother is cast from underneath her arms back into the wastes. he visits occasionally and sometimes she receives a letter, but there isn’t a day that passes that Dawn doesn’t miss those days he spent under her care.

I just really see Hyrule as the type of boy to have a big sister. She forcefully loved him and he learned to be loved.

(I think later on Aurora would be like a little sister to Hyrule giving him a little taste of what Dawn had to put up with him but that’s a different conversation)

I find Dawn really interesting and I feel like I don’t see much of her at all in the fandom. I think there’s a lot of potential in the princess of a wasteland kingdom (as so many people chose to see Rulie’s era). In general, I wish I could see more of the Zeldas.

if you have thoughts on any of the Zeldas pls lmk!! I love nothing more than hashing out different thoughts and headcanons