#he is bitches

[lila-walker]

Thank you so much for this additional information. It makes it so much better.

In completly unrelated news, I am now googeling "Conclave Book"

cant speak latin anymore because of WOKE

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[mikimuun]

bill gets reincarnated!

[artsymeeshee]

Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[edlucavalden]

Hm… it seems that they have something in common?

[BONUS]

Also, where did Mithrun’s monster knowledge come from..?

[onlinedolly]

gilf nanami who’s too scared, too guilty, to fuck you. he’d never had someone this young before, it made him almost feel dirty. almost. so instead he stuck to working his fingers inside of your cunt, his other hand stroking his heavy cock to match with the thrust of his fingers. or he’d find himself nose deep in your cunt, lapping at your clit like a man starved until you came, soaking his face. sometimes he’d push you down to your knees and stick his cock deep enough down, it bulged your throat out. but fucking you? he couldn’t. fucking you with his tongue, his fingers, that was one thing. but fucking you made him realize what he was, an older guy with a much much younger girlfriend. a creep, a predator, a cradle robber, so to speak. but when you sprawled across the bed, ass in the air and legs spread, it was almost impossible to resist the urge to pin you down and show you how a real man fucks. maybe one day he’d work the courage, finally let himself give in to the urges, and feel how tight your puffy cunt was. sometimes he’d have you spread out on the bed, pull your cunt apart with your slender fingers, as he jerked himself off close to you, enough that when he cums it’s splattering across your clit. you’d beg him with big fat tears to push himself in, fuck you until you couldn’t put together a coherent thought, but he’d just sigh and promise soon, another time, as guilt creeps into his body. he’d fuck you with his tongue, his fingers, even various toys, some that vibrated and some that split you open until you sobbed. but never could he put his cock in, let himself get lost in your wet cunt, let himself become like the men he despised, like satoru, who had a different twenty year old riding a cock that needed a pill to get hard every week. he was better then that, even as he dressed you in skimpy clothes and placed a wand on full blast against you clit, he was better then those old perverted men with young girlfriends.

[bluefireskiesfox]

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[froglover7789]

finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????

[verysadlesbian]

Sky practically called Viktor a fruitcake and then faded away. That is queen behaviour.

[kelin-is-writing]

HELLO???? PRO-HERO TOUYA???? I’M FOLDING SO BAD—?????

[time-woods]

guy doesnt know what pins n needles are

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[pnovibi]

Little sketch of these two

Translation: "Who is this asshole in my workplace?!"